Author note: There is nothing to say in this note other that to get ready for the epic final of Season 2.
Chapter 12
Emperor woke up. He was in a surgry room and he realized that there was a surgeon extracting the glass fragments of the cum jar of the previous chapter. His guts were completely open like a birthday present. There where holes in his stomach the surgeon was sewing to save his life. But his stomach wasn´t the only thing that was holey. The surgoen´s underwear pants and apron had a huge hole caused by a boner. The dick was visible and hard to Emperor so he decided to intervene.
-Hello cutie. Said Emperor. The surgeon was sweating a lot.
-Hello. Said the surgeon.
-What is your name? Asked Emperor.
-Smock. Said the surgeon.
-Well, Smock have you finished? Asked Emperor.
-I´m about to finish. Said Smock (he is my OC so if you want to use him in your story ask for my permission) sounding horny.
-Ok, I´ll only tell you that I have something more open other than my guts, MY ASS! Said Emperor. Smock couldn´t resist so he penetrated him in asudden way Emperor had to resist about orgasming early. Emperor started shaking to fap him while he was doing all the job. He shaked so hard that his organs spilled in the floor.
-Oh no I´m going to die. Said Emperor.
-Don´t worry my king I will save you. Said Smock. In that moment Smock used his dick to kick all his organs back to their place. He dicked his prostate making him orgasm. Smock cumjaculated in his inside so he´d have a part of him inside for the rest of his life.
-Thanks foe the sex, I never imagined that I´d have sex with a member of the Spanish crown. Said Smock.
-Yeah, talking about that, I already have a girlfriend that will kill me if she knows that I cheated on her and since we are alone... Emperor took a gun and headshoot Smock killing him. He was already cured and completely sewed. He started walking towards the place where the final battle was about to take place. When he arrived he saw everyone gathered and a giant meat-grinder... The fight started Googles started attacking Gloves. He used his special power: superjump to crush his head and get revenge for almist killing him. Gloves avoided it and used his dual guns to start shooting him. Even if the bullets didn´t harm Googles because he was super browny they could repel his other attacks. Inkfall came to help Gloves but Specs and headphones came to help Googles. Now they were more united than ever, they knew kung-fu so they could be a danger to Inkfall that had guns. At the same time Prince and Rider were fighting Callie. Rider because she humiliated her and Prince because an event that happened in chapter 7. And finally, Knit Hat and Squidkid Jr. fought Octavio. Emperro arrived to the concert but befire he could do anything N-Pacer knocked him and sat on his face. She told him with Callie´s voice because she was under Callie´s mind control powers that she knew he cheated with several peole. Emperor told her that she wasn´t herself but Callie and encouraged her to free his girlfriend. He public was enjoying he concert where he was singing and fighting at the same time: double performance!
-Ok, I had enough of this nonsense of plan so here is my new own plan. Callie rushed towards Rider and Prince and took them from the neck and knocked them hitting them with the floor. Rider and Prince were out of combat.
-NOOOO! Screamed Googles. In that moment Googles wanted to kill Callie but he couldn´t do it if he had Gloves distracting him so he took him from the neck and pulled up his clothes. He yelled to the horny public that he was a supermodel and that they could do whatever they wanted to him he trowed him to the public and horny girls started to chase him so he had to scape abandoning Octavio. Callie saw that Specs and Headphones were about to defeat Inkfall. Inkfall had the meat grinder activated behind him so she shot to Inkfall making him trip and fall to the meat grinder killing him forever. Gloves felt this but he had to scape to avoid being fucked by his new fans.
-What have you done you treacherous beta woman!? Asked Octavio furious.
-Avoid idiotic incels like you to govern the world! Answered Callie. In that mmoment Callie used her mind control powers to possess evryone in the concert except our heroes and Octavio. But something went wrong everyone started to get free from the mind control powers.
-What is happening? Asked Googles.
-Her power are failing. Said Specs.
-Correction: she is loosing them, but why? Said Headphones in a very nerdy way.
-Because you need consent to get the powers. Said Knit Hat.
-Exactly, she didn´t get it when she achieved those powers. Said Prince. Everyone looked at Prince realizing what she did to him. In that moment a red van entered at a high speed while honking killing several assistants. In the van there there was a signal that said "free candy". The van stopped and its windows went down revealing Sheldon.
-Hello gays, have you missed us? Asked Sheldon.
-"Us"? Asked Specs confused. Marie got out of the car. Everyone was shocked, even Octavio peed his pants like the sigma looser he is.
-Now if you excuse me I have something important to do. Said Marie taking out a sniper gun and shooting Callie in the mind-controlling sunglasses breaking them.
-My head hurts like hell, why am I here? Where am I? Said Callie. She was confused.
-Sister remind! Sister remeber us! Yelled Marie. Marie staretd to sing the Squid Sisters most famous song: Inktation. Callie rememebered her sister and started singing with her. This happened at the same time while Octavio was singing his song too so peoiple was dying from an aneurism due to being unable to decide which song the should dance.
-Ok, I had enough letr´s fight a 1 vs 1! Said Octavio pointing Googles. Octavio was mad at Googles because he defeated him in the last season so he wanted a rematch. Googles was ready, he was encoraged by his friends and the Squid Sisters song, Rider also spanked him to have extra force, Googles was aroused and ready for battle.
Googles made a super jump to reach Octavio but Octavio puched his face but there was no wound because he was browny. Googles started running towards him and kicked his back making fell to the florr. When he was about to instakill with a super punch Octavio standed up and paralized Googles with his hedious tentacles and took him from the neck and started suffocating him. Octavio wouldn´t give Googles a fast and painless death but a slow and painfull death seeing everyone he cares about looking at him with impotence and disappointment. Googles remembered the damage he did to his penis the last time he fought him in season 1. He kknew his penis was sliced in parts and that there was a small slot like the ones you find in a vending machine. So Googles had the greatest idea, he would redirect all his power to his legs to kick that slot, he did it and the slot became the San Andreas fault. Octavio made a effeminate pain screech showing what sigmas and Andrew Tate fans are: contained gays. Googles puched him towards the meat-grinder. Octavio fell to the meat-grinder and the machine did the rest killing him. Everyone was shocked.
-THANKS GOOGLES FOR KILLING OCTAVIO! WE ALL HATED HIM! NOW WE WILL NO LONGER KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM. Said everyone to Googles. Octavio´s army retreated and scaped. In that moment a purple limousine appeared and a woman got out of it: she was Spain´s equality minister.
-Who are you? Asked everyone confused.
-I know her! She is Spain´s equality minister! Said Knit Hat.
-Exactly Knit Hat. Said the equality minister.
-How do you know my name? Asked Knit Hat.
-Me and my team have been following your actions since you entered the country, and your story about getting Headphones an abortion has been poignant. So I have decided to give you a title, now you and your friends are considered a feminist icon! Said the equality minister.
-Have you heard that Headphones!? Now you are a feminist icon! Said Knit Hat unable of containing her tears everyone started celebrating in the place with harass free zones, purple points and abortions. The story was so shocking that the government of Inkopolis legalized abortion. Meanwhile in a quiet place in the party...
-Hey Rider! Can I tell you a secret? Asked Googles nervously.
-Of course! Said Rider.
-Well, I love you. I want you to beat me in the bed, humiliate me and masturbate me with your legs while you sit on my face. Said Googles.
-Sorry Googles, but I don´t feel the same for you. I also have other girlfriends besides Headphones and adding you would be too much. Said Rider. That left a mark in Googles he fell in a depression...
SUMMER HAS ALREADY STARTED AND CONTINUES IN THE SPLATOON WORLD! THAT MEANS NEW ADVENTURES FOR OUR HEROES! WHAT DOES THE FUTURE OFFER TO THEM? DISCOVER IT IN SPLATOON INKY ADVENTURES SEASON 3!