Author note: here you have! The first chapter of Splatoon Inky Adventures Season 3! This will be the beggining of a new adventure with new characters! Enjoy!
Chapter 13
Googles was ready, he knew his mission: rescue the VIP from the evil octarian clique. Alot of things happened during the weeks after the trip to Spain: he was heartbroken by Rider, Headphones started studing for the music resit exam in september, Knit Hat started protesting naked and painting walls with abortions and Specs became Headphones´ official boyfriend. Googles distanced himself from his friends because he needed time and space to cope with the trauma so he decided to join Squid Mafia to cope with the trauma. Since Octavio died his army´s generals decided to divide in smaller cliques and became mafias. Googles wanted to unleash his wrath on them, he would never rest till all of them were dead. He was hiding in the ink and an octarian approached.
-Hey you what are you doing here? Asked the octarian.
-Soory I was fapping. Answered Googles.
-You can´t do that... Said the octarian but before he could finish Googles shot his gun and killed him. Then he realized that a tornado was about to impact on him so he dodged it. Googles realized that an Octostriker (the miniboss that can shoot tornados) was the leader of the clique. He continued moving silently and killing every octarian he found on his way. Finally he arrived to the Octostriker´s UFO.
-OMG how did you arrive till here when I had a lot of men ready to kill you? Asked the octostriker.
-It wasn´t that difficult your soldiers suck. Answered Googles.
-You made me angry Octosnipers! Kill him!. Yelled the Octostriker, in that moment their sliced corpses fell to the floor. The Octostriker was terrified when Googles took some slices and ate them.
-Delicious sashimi. Said Googles with an evil smile. The Octostriker peed his pants so Googles took the chance to subdue it.
-Who is the person you are taking as a hostage? Asked Googles.
-He is an important person. Said the Octostriker crying.
-That doesn´t help me. Said Googles.
-I don´t know who is that person, you can open the box. The Octostriker was crying like a baby.
-Ok, if you don´t want to help you will force me to aputate some tentacles. Said Googles.
-If I tell you my master will kill me. Said the Octostriker.
-Wait, you aren´t the leader of this clique? Asked Googles.
-No! Answered the Octostriker.
-Then who it is? Asked Googles.
-He is the Mighty Octostomp. Said the Octostriker.
-Thank you for the info, now die. Said Googles stucking the Octostriker´s missile hat and activating one.
-Why? I told you everything you want! Yelled the Octostriker.
-Sorry but I´m doing you a favour, you were going to be killed anyways by your boss for collaborating with me. Said Googles, in that moment the hat exploded killing the Octostriker and filling everything with ink. Googles wrote in the inked wall "Googles was here" to declare war in the octarian cliques. After that he opened the box to see who the hostage was, he saw a male inkling with green hair and a fashionable haircut, he was wearing gloves. Googles was shocked. The inkling turned around revealing his identity.
-Hello Googles. Said Gloves.
-What are you doing here? Asked Googles.
-It is a long story that I´ll tell you later. Meet me tomorrow at this direction. Said Gloves. Gloves shot Googles making him fall from the window before he could say anything. Googles was awoken by the screams of a lot of women and robot sounds. He was laying down in the road. The sign said "end AI patriarchal oppresion" and every women in the march was yelling "male chauvinistic AI", "AI is patriarchal brainwashing mechanism of capitalism" or "long life transfeminist struggle" all of them where showing her boobs and crushing baby dolls with their bare feet. Googles was about to get cancelled by them for interfering in the march till he listened a familiar voice.
-Hey Googles! It´s been a long time! She was Knit Hat.
-Oh Knit Hat, how are you? Asked Googles.
-Fine, what have you been doing these weeks we haven´t seen eachother? Asked Knit Hat.
-I joined mafia to kill every octarian army memeber as a cope mechanism for getting heartbroken by Rider. Said Googles, Knit Hat was shocked.
-You did what? Do you have the slightest idea how dangerous is that? Asked Knit Hat shocked.
-Yes but there is no alternative, by the way Headphones and Specs know this. Said Googles.
-In that case I can´t stop you, my only advice is to leave the mafia and rebuild your life back to its original state... but before Knit Hat was able to finish her sentence a voice interrupted her.
-Knit Hat who are you talking to? Asked a feminist.
-He is a friend of mine that I haven´t seen in a while. Answered Knit Hat.
-A male friend? You know we feminists can not have male friends because they are our enemies. Said the feminist.
-Oh no, he is a woman but she is transitioning to a man so I still misgendering him because I am still adapting to his new pronouns, isn´t this TRANSfeminist struggle anyway? Said Knit Hat nervously.
-Really? If that is the case you won´t bother to show his genitals. Said the feminist.
-Don´t you dare to touch my boyfriend! Said Gloves with a masculine voice wearing femboy clothes.
-Knit Hat, you have a lot of things to explain. Said the feminist.
-Gloves? What are you doing here and why are you with Googles? Said Knit Hat taking out her guns, Gloves did the same thing.
-A man is going to shoot our comrade! Yelled the feminist and every feminist took out their guns.
-You know what guys? This is a feminist march so I will let you go. Said Knit Hat and Gloves and Googles obeted the order. Gloves brought Googles to the rooftop terrace of a building. Googles took the binocilars and started inspecting the area. The window of a building callled his attention. There was one of the school cardigans naked, then he saw Rider naked too and started having sex, the other 3 school cardigans started having sex with him too, they where trans. Googles had an outburst and took out his sniper wanting to shoot to the bitches that stole his boyfriend but contained himself and gazed Gloves with anger.
-Why have you bring me to this place? To rub me in that Rider is not mine? Yelled Googles sobbing.
-No, cutie. It is for two reasons: first, this is my favourite place to discuss my moves and second, there are more squids in the sea. Said Gloves. Gloves hugged Googles and staretd kissing his cheek, Googles was perplexed.
-What are you doing? Asked Googles.
-I am seducing you. I can feel that your dick is hard. Googles knew that was true. Both dick were hard and rubbing eachother like two peas in a pod and both where enjoying it. He pushed Gloves and he feel to the floor.
-Whar are you doing? Why have you done this? Asked Gloves.
-Sorry, I liked it but I don´t know if I am sure if I want to be your boyfriend. Changing topic you said you discuss plan here right? Then let´s discuss about how we kill the Mighty Octostomp. Said Googles.
-Ok, fine! There is a meeting where the leaders of all octarian mafias will discuss things. This is a perfect opportunity to get rid of them once for all. I´ve infiltrated myself as a bitch, I am a part of his harem. Well, I was about to be part of his harem but you rescued me. Said Gloves.
-Yeah, but how will you infiltrate me? Asked Googles.
-As far as I know you killed everyone who saw you face right? Asked Gloves. Googles nodded.
-Then you can infiltrate in the party as an extra femboy. Said Gloves.
-Also if you work for the mafia, which clique do you work for? Asked Gloves.
-I don´t know, he never reveals his face but definitely he is an old person. Said Googles.
-Ok then! Meet me at this direction this night where the party is going to take place and meet me here if you made yor decision about seducing me. Said Gloves. Both retuned to their homes getting ready for the infiltration. The plan was simple sneak in the mobster femboy party, put bombs in walls and detonate them. The night arrived and they installed the bombs, now they only had to leave and detonate them but... Googles felt a tentacle touching his ass.
-What are you doing freak? Asked Googles furiously.
-I want to fuck you. Said the mobster. Googles wasn´t ready to loose his virginity with a starnger so he took out his gun and headshoted him.
-Googles, what have you done? Said Gloves scared. Everyone took out their weapons.
-Don´t you dare to shoot because I have a detonator and I will make everyone explode. Said Googles showing the detonator. 3/8 of the bosses and their men scaped like hot nipples and the other 5 were ready to fight. Googles wasn´t ready for a so unbalanced battle so he pressed the button and made everything explode killing 4/5 of the bosses and their respective cliques. Now there was only one left, it was... THE MIGHTY OCTOSTOMP!
-You guys are so annoying I will kill you! Said the Mighty Octostomp.
-Let´s make the battle more equal. Said Gloves killing all of his men with his dual guns.
-Let the battle begin! Yelled the Mighty Octostomp jumping and falling with its face to the floor like when a coockie falls to the floor and you feel sad because you no longer can eat that cookie. The Mighty Octostomp revealed a big tentacle like when you wake up and realize you have an erection but you doin´t know what you have dreamt. Both of our heroes assumed it was his weak point so Gloves advanced, made a jump and shot to the tentacle making explode and squirt magenta ink. Mighty Octostomp screamed in agony so he standed up and made the same attack like a when it is your birthday in school so you bring cookies to your classmates and they eat them all and the only one they leave for you to eat falls to the floor. This time was Googles turn so he jumped shot to the tentacle and made it explode and squirt magenta ink. And as everyone knows Nintendo´s bosses always have 3 lifes so the Mighty Octostomp only had 1 left.
-Ok I´m tired of you! Said Mighty Octostomp revealing his electrified surface.-Now everyone that steps in my cubic structure will die electrocuted. He jumped like when the cookie that fell to the floor. Googles took that opportunity to take his legs take of Mighty Octostomps shoes and start licking them like when you give said cookie to the teacher you hate. The Mighty Octostomp was disguisted and vomited he scaped and jumped to the toilet electrocuting himself. Gloves and Googles took that oportunity to shoot the tentacle, said tentacle exploded and squirted magenta ink. Our heroes simply flushed the toilet and enjoyed their supreme victory. Our heroes returned home ready to go to sleep without knowing that the future has something much much bigger than that ready for them...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Author note: Sorry for being late with the uploading of the new season my laptop broke while I was writing this chapter. I also know which will be the main plot which it is going to start at chapter 15, yeah chapter 13 and 14 will be an introduction. The problem is that I´m having a creative crisis, I have something in mind but I have to develop it a bit. Expect Splatoon Inky Adventures chapter 14 this august (hopefully), or in september. See you next time!