Author note: I originally had some ideas I discarded. For example Knit Hat would have the power of omniscient and had the ability of breaking the fourth wall but I decided to cast the idea aside.

Chapter 17

Our heroes entered the level and it was like the last time. The thang was there, but this time it wasn´t the base of a blender but its blades. When they were about to take it a tetacle appeared and it abducted it. From a giant green ink puddle, it was the Octo Oven! Googles was amazed, that was one of the mafia leaders that dies in chapter 13. How could they stay alive!?

-Ok, guys this crook will die. Said Googles. The Octo Oven started baking bread to beat our heroes. They were dodging all of his attacks because they didn´t want to die. Googles made a superjump to the top it to destroy the tentacle but the smaller sanitized octarians avoided that.

-How are we gonna kill him? We are in a stelmate. Said Hachi.

-I know guys you can do the superjump and kill the small octarians while I shot the tentacle. Said Headphones. Googles and Hachi nodded. They made the superjump and killed the small octarians while Headphones was climbing using the breads. She took a bit and they were delicious. The Octo Oven was puzzled by that startegy when Headphones destroyed its tentacle and made him bleeed.

-So you can make strategies, then I have some trick about to reveal you! Said the Octo Oven. It increased the power and speed to make more bread and started shooting baguettes to our heroes in order to impale them. Hachi was too slow and one of the baguettes killed him making everyone loose a life, he respawned and the Octo Oven was happy about it. He couldn´t take that humiliation so lightly so the took two baguettes in movement and redirected them. One of those baguettes landed in the Octo Oven´s right eye and made him scream in pain.

-WHO is laughing now, bitch? Said Hachi. The other baguette impaled and detroyed thye tentacle.

-You have humiloiated me so much, specialy you octopus man. Said the Octo Oven to Hachi. Hachi felt gratified. Googles thought that was another evidence that Hachi was bisexual other than the things he did to him in previous chapters. The Octo oven lauched a sticky dough that trapped Hachi and dragged him inside the oven. He was covered in a shot dough while he was screaming for help. Googles tried to oven the oven manually bur it was too hot. Headphones tried to shot the glass of the oven but another bread appeared and impacted on her killing her and making everyone loose a life. Googles felt impotent and angry, but he also felt something in his pants.

-I have seen your previous combats, I know what are you doing. Said the Octo Oven and launched hot dough to his dick.

-Ahhhh, you burned my dick! Said Googles in pain. When all the everything thought that all hope was lost a ray of hope emerged.

-Feminist ink! Said someone, she was Knit Hat! When the acid period blood touched the beast skin it began to melt. The tentacle was nothing more than pink sauce. Our heroes saved Hachi but he had a lot of scald due to the hot dough.

-Who is that octoling? Asked Knit Hat.

-There is no time for introductions. Said Googles. They took Hachi, the second thang and a lot of newly baked bread and entered the Deepsea Metro. In the mtero Hachi woke up...

-OMG these burns hurt so much, wait, who are you? Asked Hachi.

-My name is Knit Hat, are you a friend of Googles and Headphones? Asked Hachi.

-Yes, we are friends since kindergarten. Said Knit Hat.

-Changing topic. Where you looking for the thang? Asked Googles.

-Yes, a phone told me that I had two options to go to the surface: collect teh 4 thangs or become his wife. Then he started reading the torah and telling me that we should move to Israel. I called him sexist and went to collect the thangs.

-Speaking of thangs, we already have another one! Said Headphones showing the other thang.

-Is there any other of your friends I haven´t met yet? Asked Hachi.

-Yeah, you haven´t met Specs, he is a nerd. Said Googles.

-And he is my boyfriend. Said Headphones blushing. After that they realized that there was a lot of bread so they started eating. Several hours later they started to feel a very acute stomach pain. Their stomachs started to say "eject everything" they knew they were about to have a severe diarrhea attack. All of them ran to the only toilet in the train, but, there was a problem. The toilet only had space for one. Everyone struggled to take the seat but Googles had to betray his friends so he runned faster and entered the toilet and put the door on the latch and started shitting. While he was pooping he had one of those existential realizations you have when you are shitting, showering or about to fall asleep. He was still depressed, he knew that he was still broken and that the relationship he had with Gloves was just a way to cope with the heartbroke Rider gave him. He began sobbing because he was lost and none of his friends knew it. Speaking of his friends he distanced from them just to cope and go nowhere even if working for the mafia wouldn´t do him good. He was lost, he was finished.

Hachi heard him crying and since this isn´t an american movie, the latches from trains and airplanes can be unlocked from the outside in case if a grandma has a stroke while shitting in order to help her. Hachi opened the door and closed it after him. He tried to comfort Googles giving him a hug. Googles realized he wasn´t alone. After that the diarhea started getting so hard that they started hallucinating. Googles saw Hachi as Gloves and Hachi saw Googles as Nana. They started kissing passionately, they touched eachother´s assignoring that they where shitting their pants and getting their hands dirty with the other´s shit. Then the hallucinations passed and both realized what was going on, Hachi was so disguisted that he puked on Googles mouth. He couldn´t do anything but to swallow the vomit he separated his lips from Hachi and puked back to the floor. When they calmed down they sweared that they´d never talk about this. They got out of the toilet hoping that no one on the train heard them (everyone heard them). Everyone saw the toilet´s state so Headphones and Knit Hat decided to shit through the windows even if that implied perverts spanking them while they were in a station, the good thing was that they could shit them. They all entered inkord.

-The train smells to shit 8I. Chated Craig.

-We all started feeling terrible when we ate that bread. Said Headphones puking in her screen.

-Can you send me a photo of the bread? Can Hachi be the one sending the photo? Asked Marina pinging Hachi.

-Give me a second. Said Hachi. Hachi sent a photo of the bread and Marina analyzed it.

-OMG! This bread was made with expired ingredients. Said Marina.

-Oh no! How are we gonna continue? Asked Googles.

-You will do it but with diarrhea. Said CQ Cumber.

-But we aren´t in the condition to fight. Said Headphones.

-I forgot the part where that is my problem. Said CQ Cumber.

-Guys, do you remeber when this ugly cucumber said that my success depends on yours?- Everyone nodded- Then I think it is my turn, now your success depends on mine. Said Craig. Everyone was scared, he was 124 years old! How he could do it better?

-Grandpa, are you sure about this? Asked Pearl hesitant.

-Ofc! I speedrunned the war crimes list in Bosnia! I can do some childish challenges! The story is getting kinda repetitive so it´s time to give it a new dynamic! Said Craig. Everyone was stunned, what story was he talking about? CQ Cumber accepted the deal so now he was the protagonist. The metro arrived to the next station where Craig would have his first challenge. This one was easy he´d be inside a bubble in which he´d go to reach the gooal and return to the metro. The thing is that he could made the bubble explode and kill everyone like islamic terrorists would do. He passed the challenge easily.

-What a shitty challenge. It is easier than jerking off. Said Craig.

-So you want something more difficult old man? Asked CQ Cumber.

-Yes you sea dildo! Said Craig.

-Ok old man. Said CQ Cumber. Everyone was scared because they thought Craig doomed them. He arrived to the next station.

-Listen you old man. You have to dodge every gunshot for 1 minute. Said CQ Cumber. The challenge started and Craig started dodging everything because it wa son easy mode. CQ Cumber elevated the difficulty because hehated Craig so he spawned more sanitized octarians. Craig seeing he couldn´t win he decided to cheat a bit. He took out some shurikens from his pocket and started killing the sanitized octarians. The corpses of the sanitized octarians started accumulate. He was about to win but at the last second a gunshot impacted on him.

-It´s over, you received a shot. Said CQ Cumber pressing the detonator. Craig wouldn´t accept the defeat and ripped the explosive bag and shoved it up the last sanitized octarian throat. It explode and its flesh rained like in an april rain. Craig throwed the last shuriken towards CQ Cumber´s detonator destroying it and also cutting one of its limbs. He scremed in pain and Iso Padre ran to aid him.

-Cumber! Said Iso Padre distressed.

-Kill him! Said CQ Cumber furiously. A lot of sanitazed octarians appeared and started shooting at Craig. Craig started running in the tunnel. The metro started moving and it was chasing Craig. The metro ran over something while CQ Cumber was laughing like a psycho.

-Noooo! Said our heroes.

TO BE CONTINUED...