Author note: For you guys wondering what happened when Headphones asked Specs to help her find her phones in chapter 2. Nothing happened there they found the phone and continued the party.

Chapter 19

-That is great to hear. Said the phone. In that moment the phones separated itself from the cubicle and the four thangs started assembling themselves. The phone connected itself to the top of the blender and told our heroes to enter.

-Wait this machine looks very familiar. Said Craig.

-Oh no! That is a blender, they will die! Said Pearl.

-No if I can avoid it! Said Marina.

-Hurry up darling! Said Pearl distressed.

-I can´t access the controls of the blender, this is the end. Said Marina about to cry.

-Begining judeification process! Say goodbye to your foreskins! Said the phone.

-I am a woman you idiot! Said Knit Hat. In that moment someone bursted in and destroyed the jar of the blender saving everyone unharmed.

-Agent 3.2! What a great timing! Said Craig. Everyone was shocked, Rider worked for Craig!

-Are you guys ok? Asked Rider. Everyone nodded. Googles was uncomfortable with the situation. His first crush saved his life but he didn´t know how to talk to him because he was the cause of his depression. When he accumulated enough courage to say him "thank you". Rider said that they had no time and that they should scape as fast as possible from there. Rider didn´t remember Googles, or at least that was what he thought.

They noticed other two things. There was no trace from the phone and a female octoling was there standing kinda confused. Hachi recognized her instantly, it was Nana! He found her girlfriend!

-Nana!? Said Hachi.

-Hachi!? Said Nana. Both run towards the other and hugged. In that moment a net-trap appeared and trapped Nana. The net was tied very tightly making Nana looks very sexy for Hachi. The kosher phone lauched other nets trapping: Headphones, Specs, Knit Hat and Craig. It got in an UFO and started going towards the surface leaving Googles, Hachi and Rider alone. A lot of angry sanitized octarians came to the central station to kill our heroes.

-Scape without me. I´ll contain them. Said Rider.

-But you won´t be able to hold them. Said Hachi.

-I said it is an order. Said Rider pointing at Hachi. Googles was sad because that was the last time he´d see his first crush. They climbed to the hole the UFO and Rider left.

-Ok Googles, get out of here without me, I have to deal with that jew. Said Hachi. Googles holded Hachi´s hand.

-No Hachi, we have to deal with him. That jew also has my friends. Said Googles. They saw a map of the instalations. They saw that they needed to go 7 floor upwards and they´d rach the surface. 8 stages for freedom! They saw an elevator, they called it and a sanitized octarian with a yarmulke appeared. It looked theatening.

-What are you doing here? Prepare to die! Said the guy with the yarmulke.

-Wait, don´t kill us! We have money! Said Hachi.

-Oh, really? How much? Asked the guy with the yarmulke. Hachi gazed Googles nervously. Googles searched in his pocket and found 100 inkios (the currency of the Splatoon world, composed with the "Ink" and "kios" (this one derivative of the "squids" word) words) two peanuts and a chewed chewing gum.

-Here is our best offer. Said Hachi. The yarmuke guy accepted and let them in the elevator. They realized that it could only go 7 floors up so they took it anyway. When the door of the elevator opened in the highest floor they could see some stairs where the sunlight could enter. It was an empty platform room with a metalic floor. There was someone there, it was Rider. Hachi and Googles ran towards him to have a happy meeting but Riderstarted shooting them. Both didged the shots and started shooting back.

-Why are you doing us that Rider? Do you hate me so much that you want to kill us? Asked Googles.

-Threat identified, eliminate, eliminate,eliminate. Said Rider in a plain and robotic voice, like if he hadno soul.

-Look at his head! Said Hachi pointing to a yarmuke with an antenna.

-You mean that the yarmuke is controlling him? Asked Googles.

-Yes, he isn´t fully sanitized so we can bring him back. Said Hachi. Googles had an idea, it was risky but it would help him to overcome his depression.

-Hello Rider, you are so sexy. Said Googles. The partially sanitized Rider was confused. Googles came close to him, very close. He sexily holded Rider´s head and kissed him. Googles was hoping that the kiss would free him from the mind controlling yarmuke but he was wrong. He decided to be more agressive so he started kicking Rider in the balls several times. Hachi was puzzled with what Googles was doing. He felt the pain in his balls too. The kosher phone and our captured heroes could also feel that pain eveen if they weren´t there and Headphones and Knit Hat and Nana where women. Googles was so desperate to bring rider back that he slapped him and the Yarmuke fell, freeing Rider from the mind control and Googles from his depression. Our trio of heroes went upstairs and they finally reached the surface. They where in the middle of the sea and they could see the coastline of Inkopolis in the distance. It was getting light and the landscape was beautifull. They started listening helicopters in the distance, it was Pearl and Marina with reporters of every news channel because everyone wanted to expose the secrets of Kamabo Co. Pearl and Marina told them. In that moment the head of a greek statue that used to be underwater started rising. The statue was hollow and in one of the eyes tehy could see the kosher phone, now destroyed and becoming a mass of green slime. A small UFO was next to him, Craig, Nana, Specs, Headphones and Knit Hat were tied to it.

-Free our friends! Yelled Googles.

-Oh no, you colonizers don´t uderstand anything. Said the kosher phone in a menacing tone.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Author note: I have been almost a month writing the chapter because I was very busy with school. I am writing this note to say other two things.

NEXT EPISODE IS SEASON 3 FINALE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR 2024!