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"Hey, you guys not going out tonight?" Mercedes asked, walking into the living room with a warm smile. Sam and Penny decided to stay in and since it was Thursday it was technically their date night as well and she wanted to have a romantic dinner alone.

"No Sammy's cooking me dinner tonight." Penny answered blushing slightly and Mercedes smiled at how giddy she was.

"Well that should be down right romantic." She replied, noticing Sam hadn't said a word.

"You're not staying in?" He asked, noticing the dress she had on, it was a one sleeve, satin green dress with a slit that stopped mid-thigh and hugged her curves dangerously. Her hair was in a sexy up-do and she had on a pair of strappy black heels that made her short frame look taller.

"Nope, going to hang with the girls tonight." She answered right as her phone went off, she looked at before grabbing her keys and walking to the door. She nodded Sam over one she reached the door not wanting to be rude.

"Leave a sock on the door… if you're busy." She teased and Sam chuckled.

"I will, should that happen, can't believe you're going out on self-care night though." He said almost sounding disappointed.

"This is self care Sam, I'm going to get some drinks and dance on random men and women then come home and sleep. Don't wait up." She said walking out and Sam had to make himself look away from her ass when she did.

"She's so sweet." Penny said, shocking him because he was almost certain she didn't like Mercedes.

"She's cool, so what are you in the mood for?" He asked, wrapping his arms around her and giving her a chaste kiss.

"Hmm… pasta?" She replied.

"Pasta it is, find us something to watch and I'll get started on it." He said walking into the kitchen feeling his phone vibrate.

Worst idea… haven't even made it to the club and they're already arguing. -MJ

Sam was a little surprised she texted him but couldn't help chuckling when the next message came through.

Think if I tuck and roll I'll survive the jump? -MJ

Ha! Depends how fast is the car moving?- SM

Let me see… -MJ

50mph, I can definitely survive that! Lol ;) -MJ

I'll be sure to have ice and band aids available for you lol -SM

BEST. ROOMMATE. EVER! Hehe -MJ

Clearly lol -SM

He waited for another reply but never got one so he started dinner. He and Penny talked over their meal and movie, he wasn't sure when the food was discarded or when their clothes were thrown off but he wasn't complaining.

He carried her down the hall to his room and before placing her on his bed he noticed a book laying there with a note. He grabbed it and placed it on his end table not before reading it and chuckling. He made a mental note to tease her about this later and returned his focus back to Penny.

Sam hadn't heard Mercedes come in, he couldn't hear over Penny's moaning so when he heard a door slam he jumped slightly before hearing her giggling then another laugh that was deeper. He listened again and he was certain it was a man when he him heard laugh then he heard her giggle again.

"You okay?" Penny asked and Sam nodded before returning his attention back to her.

Sam tried to focus, he really did but the thought of a man being in the room with Mercedes bothered him greatly and he made a point to keep Penny loud as he pounded into her. He wasn't sure what he intended to happen but a piece of him wanted her to come and ask if they could keep it down but that didn't happen and he was currently laying there wondering if he had actually heard her come inside.

"Good night Cedie, I'll be sure to tell Kurt you got home safe."

"Thanks Blaine, give me kisses."

"You are never allowed to get this drunk again." They both laughed.

"Tell Kurt I loves him and thank you for making sure I got home." She said.

Sam heard them walking then the door opening and closing before hearing her door closing. Sam sighed and felt like an asshole for even hoping another woman would interrupt him and Penny, especially since the woman he wanted to do it with was his roommate. He got up and walked into the kitchen to grab some water, he stood there for a moment rethinking his whole night and realized he had lost his damn mind.

"Can't sleep?" He heard from behind him and Mercedes was standing there in a towel.

"Shit, you scared me." He admitted and she just giggled.

"I heard your door open." She said.

"I take you had fun? You didn't jump out of the car." He joked.

"Oh no I did." She held her elbow up showing her bruised arm. "It was just after too many shots." She added with a giggle.

"Your self care is taking a dangerous turn." He teased.

"Never going to a gay club again." She said and Sam spit out his water laughing.

"That bad?" He asked, still laughing.

"Let's just say a girl can be kissed too much." She admitted while shaking her head.

"Hmm… and at a gay club I'm assuming…" He said, wiggling his eyebrows at her.

"Are you asking if I kissed a girl?"

"Duh." He joked and she just smirked, rolling her eyes and walking away but Sam needed to know so he followed her until she walked into the bathroom.

"Can I help you?" She teased and Sam huffed.

"You can't leave me hanging like that." He said before taking a step back when Mercedes walked closer to him, she got really close and shot him a sexy look.

"Of course not and to answer your question, my first kiss of the night was with a rather handsome man then after that I would say… ten women kissed me." She said before taking a step back and closing the door. Sam just chuckled and went back to his room hornier than he had left it.

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