Meanwhile, on a distant craft in the middle of outer space, the father and son duo of King Cold and Cooler were wondering one thing. It was a small thing, but it was a very important, catastrophic thing regardless.
"How in the living hell did all of the people we've killed suddenly come back to life?! And on the planets we've already sold off, no less!" King Cold asked in fury, which was an important question that really badly needed asked. And the reason it needed answered was because of a lot of panic between the different planets who realized what had happened. Within the span of only a few Earth days, the residents had figured it out pretty quickly. That they were lied to, and the ones who were on the planet out of nowhere were previously killed before they were brought back to life by some bizarre force.
"It's chaos, father! Absolute chaos! Some of them are planning on revolting against us by spreading awareness to all the other planets they can!" Cooler said with seriousness, him knowing that the situation was dire. Their entire business model had basically gone belly-up in the span of less than 100 hours.
"We need to shut them up! Send all troops to-" King Cold said before Cooler shouted.
"Don't be stupid, father!" Cooler shouted over him, which made his father gasp. Cooler had never talked back to him before. "Some of those civilizations could compete against my Armored Squadron as well as Frieza's Ginyu Force... wait... Frieza, of course! Didn't he say something about going to Planet Namek for a 'special mission'?" Cooler asked in seriousness, which made King Cold gawk after.
"Dammit, Frieza! You never learn, do you? The moment you hear something can make you stronger, you always rush headlong into danger! But what item could've possibly did something this insane? To wish for entire planets' civilizations to resurrect from the dead! What could possibly have done this?!" King Cold asked... but then he got an answer as they got a message from someone, it being one of Cooler's squadron.
"Bad news, my lords! It appears that Planet Namek isn't showing up on our radars! It'll take us at least 10 months to get there from here, but I don't know if Frieza's there or not," said the voice of Salza, him being the strongest of Cooler's squadron. And his words made Cooler upset.
"What's so special about this Namek location?... Salza! Search everything in our databanks and among our soldiers to find out anything relating to Frieza or his soldiers prior to these events! Go back as far as a year if need be until you can find some kind of reason as to why he would travel to Namek," Cooler demanded, Salza immedaitely doing so. And it didn't take even half an hour before he caught something.
"Ah! I found something, lord Cooler! Something called a Dragonball," Salza said as he showed the image of one on screen, it being seen by the Scouter of Frieza prior to his death. "Apparently, according to transmissions from Frieza's Scouter, there are 7 in total and, when gathered, can grant someone any wish they choose. And the ones on Namek could grant 3 wishes!" Salza explained.
"What?! That imbecile! He was probably going to wish for immortality, despite the fact it'd only make him impossible to kill. He'd end up suffering after 300 years pass by and he starts to age into our elderly years," King Cold growled.
"And it said that the Dragonballs on Namek didn't grant him immortality because it could only be granted in Namekian language. But from what the Scouter says, it doesn't say where the Namekians OR the Dragonballs vanished to, but Frieza... he was defeated by none other than Chill! And a Super Saiyan alongside her!" Salza stated, which made Cooler gawk. But King Cold growled at the name he didn't want to hear ever again.
"Chill had a hand in defeating Frieza?! Does she not know who she's dealing with?!" King Cold shouted in anger. But Cooler was focused on something else.
"A Super Saiyan? That's absurd! I thought it was merely a myth!" he frowned.
"The video doesn't lie, sir! Look, do you see anything odd about this particular Saiyan on the footage?" Salza frowned as he put up a video display of the Saiyan getting angry in the middle of a giant crater... and he proceeded to gain enhanced muscles, his eyes became sharper and green, and his hair became golden and spiky, Frieza's Scouter picking up that this Saiyan's power level had gone up all the way to 40 million!
"Head for Planet Namek effective immediately! We need to find Frieza as fast as possible! I know he's still alive, I just know it!" King Cold shouted, which the people in charge of the ship proceeded to zoom off while Cooler proceeded to go to Salza.
"Salza, did the systems say where this Super Saiyan hails from? Because I do not recognize him whatsoever," Cooler frowned, Salza then picking up Scouter activity from prior to the Namek excursions and finding the source from none other than Nappa's Scouter, which was last seen on a distant planet in the Northern Quadrant, which the group was about 8 months away from in terms of distance.
"Planet Earth, it says, hmm? Those idiotic Saiyans... It said that Vegeta joined up with Chill and these Earthlings to defeat Frieza and save the Namekians..." Cooler frowned as he then held his hands into fists. "Father! Permission for me to head to Planet Earth effective immediately! I need to avenge my brother and slay everyone this Saiyan knew and loved!" Cooler growled.
"Be careful on this excursion, son. Judging by the difference in distance, Chill should be on Earth by the time you get there, and her power far surpassed Frieza's final form," King Cold said, Cooler nodding as he then rushed into his own personal craft and headed out with his Armored Squadron.
"Armored Squadron! Proceed to Planet Earth as fast as possible! We will slaughter every living thing on that planet until only rubble remains!" Cooler shouted.
"Sir, yes, sir!" the three shouted at once as they then had Cooler's personal ship disembark from King Cold's mothership, the quartet rushing towards Earth as fast as they could.
By the time I got back to Earth from my hyper sleep, I saw that the civilizations that had been brought back that had their planets killed happened to be other beings who had been seen in the series prior, but they had drastically different personalities compared to the characters they were related to.
The first were from the Hera Clan, their relatives being the villains from the Bojack movie, where they were actually extremely peaceful and never wished to fight. Bojack and his cronies actually sold them out to Frieza's troops and, in the process, he and his followers drank some sacred water from a tree they relied on for life. Upon them drinking this liquid, they gained great power, but Bojack did so with one goal. To kill the rest of his planet and species, as it would've made the planet implode on itself over the course of 3 years on Earth. But Frieza did not know this and simply killed everyone on the planet once Bojack escaped with his followers. He and his group then headed for the cosmos to become Space Pirates until, after killing off at least 30 other planets just for fun, they were imprisoned by the Kai's in a star. The one that was in our Solar System on Earth.
So yeah, they were about to kill our entire Solar System starting with Earth had King Kai and his siblings not interfered. But then there was the other group, it being a group of Majins. AKA, an entire race of creatures like Majin Buu! The only major difference between them and Buu was that these Majins weren't evil, and none of them actually knew who Buu was at all. They were all slain once Frieza demolished the planet, only because he'd heard that the Majins had power that could overthrow him one day.
"I can assure you, Frieza will never hurt you ever again," I said to them with seriousness, me managing to forge a small bond with one of these Majins who insisted she stay after we made our final three wishes. Her name? Lamp. And for those of you who don't know, Lamp was the name of a Majin that was so well liked online when she was created by a fan, said fan left the site because they became too stressed from the income of people leaving nonstop comments and stealing said character for horrible ideas! And said character was this Lamp's design to a T, aside from the being evil and eating people part. In fact, none of the Majins had the ability to turn things into candy, but all of them did have the ability to reform their bodies from any and all damage and were able to absorb things into their bodies, but they only did so if they were absolutely necessary to do, such as if they came across a truly horrible and evil villain.
After this, I insisted on making a house for myself to be close by to Goku's own abode, where I made it just a few miles away from his place, it being right by the coast for beachfront property. And Lamp insisted to come live with me, which I was all for, as she was quite a passive fighter... even though her strength was about the same as mine in my final form without me growing in size. Yeah, she was that strong without any formal training.
But the good times couldn't last forever, as I knew that we'd probably get some incoming danger from Frieza's family at some point. After all, I'd basically ruined their entire business model with the wish I'd made. And from what Kami told me, King Yemma was really mad at me for making that wish, since it made King Yemma get really, REALLY behind on the check-in station for almost 3 months because of all the people that had been brought back to life. How many, you may ask? Over 3 trillion. Yeah, that was how murder-hungry Frieza's family was. It was disgusting.
I could feel it, them being only 50 minutes away from the planet, and their ship coming in to land right in between the distance between mine and Goku's houses. And just in time for me to invite Gohan and the others for a picnic, which I tried to make sure that they weren't aware of it.
"Just remember to come back before curfew, okay, guys? Gohan may be on vacation, but he still has to get his full amount of sleep," Chi-Chi smiled at me from afar. And the ones joining me on this picnic? It was Broly, Paragus, Bardock, Vegeta, Gine, Lamo, and Gohan. All of us going on a picnic in the middle of the woods. And it would be interrupted by someone even crueler than Frieza.
"Got it, Chi-Chi! We'll be back in time, I promise. And I think I could net some dinosaur meat for us in the process," I smirked. As for Gohan? He'd decided to grow his tail back so he could be seen as unique among his peers, me then proceeding to train him in getting an immunity to people grabbing hold of it, which was going along smoothly, but it wasn't perfect at this point in time.
"Aside from me. I hate dino meat. Too thick for my tastes," Lamp said with a sigh, her voice being quite soothing to hear as well as having a sassy disposition to it. Imagine it being like a mixture of Velma and Daphne's voices from Scooby Doo. Which version? Any of them that weren't Velma.
"Don't worry, I packed stuff so we could have Smores and mountain pies," I smirked, which Gohan looked confused at.
"What are those? I don't think I've heard of them before," Gohan admitted as we simply zoomed off into the distance to meet up with the others, who were all waiting at the area for us.
"Smores are when you place graham crackers over cooked marshmallows melted on top of a chocolate bar piece," I said, Lamp looking to salivate at that.
"Stop it! You're making me hungry already!" she complained, me smirking at that. She had the appetite of Buu for such a skinny thing, but she also loved sweets just as much.
"And mountain pies are when you basically cook a grilled sandwich over an open campfire flame. My personal favorites are grilled cheese and pizza sandwich," I smiled, which Gohan smiled at.
"You know exactly what I like, then, hehe!" Gohan chuckled as we then arrived at the campgrounds, and I saw that the other Saiyans were there... and Vegeta had actually invited a certain blue-haired woman along for the ride.
"Huh? Vegeta, what is Bulma doing here?" I asked, him scoffing.
"I just... she's holding my armor hostage," Vegeta frowned in annoyance. I smiled at this, since he was dressed in the pink shirt and yellow shorts.
"No comment, just wondering why she's also holding your hand," I pointed out, the duo then retreating them and for Bulma to blush.
"U-Uh, nothing, no reason, hehe..." Bulma said, which Gohan just looked at in confusion. As for Paragus and Broly? They were currently relaxing with a group of animals just a bit away from us.
"Huh, those two seem to attract animals to them, don't they?" I asked, which Vegeta frowned at.
"He may be a Super Saiyan even at age 1, but for him, it's way different. Only by getting angrier and angrier can his strength increase," Vegeta frowned.
"Still, he's quite buff even when not powered up. As of now, his power is actually 7 million. Shame he's a borderline pacifist. He hates fighting as much as you do," Gine smiled at me.
"Don't worry, I'm sure there will be fighting soon," I frowned. 10 minutes until arrival.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Bulma asked, me frowning.
"I didn't want to say this, but we need to hold off on camping until we deal with something coming very soon," I frowned.
"What? What is this 'something' that is coming?" Bardock asked.
"The only other sibling I have. Cooler is coming to this exact location in only 7 minutes from now," I said, which made the group gasp.
"What?! Cooler is coming to Earth?! Why is he doing that?!" Vegeta asked in fear. And for good reason. Cooler was actually 20 times stronger than Frieza in his final form, it being 60 million in power. So, of our group, only myself and Vegeta would have a shot. Why Vegeta? During our years off of training, I'd managed to show him how to turn Super Saiyan, which made him just as strong as Goku when he went all out. And he'd been training his Big Bang Attack early, me knowing it to be a risk, but my being here was already way different than the original series.
"I can only assume it's because of me ruining their entire business model. I know that they're going to try and make everyone suffer, so I need to stop them before they ruin our cookout," I said, Broly then looking at me and him raising his power.
"Cooler... coming here?" he asked with an upset manner.
"He'll be here in 5 minutes, and we need to fight to protect all the life on this planet," I said, Broly nodding at that.
"When he gets here... make me angry..." he said, me nodding at him.
"I'll try," I said. I had learned the hard way that this version of Broly was actually more of a mix of the non-canon and canon version, where he had a vendetta against Goku's name as well as the sound of crying. It was an easy way to get him to go Super Saiyan Rainbow, which made him about on par with Cooler in strength. But to get him even angrier? You had to really hit it home by hurting things he cared about, such as his family, friends, or innocent wildlife. But he was okay with the word Goku, but Vegeta had to learn to not say Goku's Saiyan name when in front of him, since he was fearful of Broly's strength.
"I just hope that you don't go too overboard, son," Paragus said... and then, in 5 minutes, the ship then appeared from above us, it landing just a couple hundred yards away from our picnic area, at the edge of a riverbed.
"Guys, you know the drill, power levels lowered, move out on foot. Any of the Armored Squadron can be bested by everyone in our group, but Cooler's strength is unmatched by all aside from myself, Lamp, Vegeta, and Broly, should he be mad enough. Do not draw any attention to yourselves," I said, them nodding.
"G-Got it..." Bulma said with fear. Her strength had managed to rise up to 100 K from further training, but it was still weaker than even Yamcha's training that he received from King Kai.
The ship then opened as the Armored Squadron then emerged from it as well as Cooler shortly after, them simply walking on the ground as opposed to flying.
"So... this is the planet Earth, is it? So beautiful and pristine!" said the voice of Neiz, the one with the tricky retractable body parts. Yes, more than just his head.
"Remember, do not get distracted by the fauna and flora. We have a mission. Kill everything on the planet and make it nothing but stone and sand," Cooler said, me then simply responding by raising my power level to the maximum it could get in my second form and rushing in to blast off every member's Scouters before they could catch up.
"GAGH! What ze fuck was zat?!" Salza asked in his French accent. It was much heavier when he was surprised or angry.
"Who do you think?" Cooler asked as he pointed out at me as I showed that I was standing in front of all four of them.
"So, big bro. You decide to visit my humble retirement home. But I can only imagine that the feeling is mutual, isn't it?" I frowned, Cooler frowning at me, keeping his stoic, calm demeanor when speaking.
"You've become a traitor to our family name, Chill. I know you were-" he was about to finish before I cut him off.
"Abupupupup! Not Chill anymore. From now on, my name is Sally Sawyers. I abandoned my job AND my birthname for a very good reason and you should damn well know that," I frowned at him angrily.
"Fine. 'Sally Sawyers,'" Cooler frowned as he then proceeded to do something different. He spoke in our native tongue! *I know that you had a hand in defeating my brother and possibly killing him. I know you used artifacts called Dragonballs to resurrect everyone we've killed to ruin our entire business model. And I also know you're here with a slew of weaklings,* he spoke, the others looking at us in confusion before Gine got her Scouter on and proceeded to play a translation in text as I spoke in my own language back to him.
*I did, I did, and so what? We were about to have a nice picnic to unwind after a day of training, and now I hear you saying you're going to kill every living thing on this planet. For what purpose, exactly?* I frowned, Cooler frowning at me.
*Should there be a purpose?* he asked, me sighing.
*It's pointless trying to communicate with you... so let me ask you something. From brother to sister. What would you do if someone you knew and cared for, say daddy Cold, were to be absolutely killed off so that his entire empire would be sold off to someone of the highest bid. If someone would ruin everything you knew and loved, any people you felt any warmness for in your heart. What kind of emotions would you feel knowing that you were going to die alongside everyone of your kind?*
*I care for absolutely nothing but prestige. Give me a reason that I shouldn't kill your little friends who are in hiding right now?* Gine gasped at this and looked at the others with concern. I then finally spoke in English as opposed to my lineage's language
"If you know what's good for you, I will be the only opponent that you face. Otherwise, you'll feel the wrath of myself, four angry Super Saiyans, and a hangry Majin," I said, him frowning at me as he then rose off the ground, followed by myself.
"Armored Squadron! Kill the others immediately," Cooler said, the squadron then rushing forward to try and attack Bulma first, but Bulma proceeded to do something that I was shocked by.
"SCIENCE WAVE!" she shouted as she then sent out a powerful beam of pure electricity out of her hands to zap Neiz to a golden crisp, him being killed after his body had been cooked inside and out!
"WHAT?! A lowly Earthling killing Neiz?!" Cooler growled, me then zapping him with a paralysis attack and going to him, as he was now in stasis.
"As I said. My friends will handle your weak troopers. And you will fight with me," I frowned, him then proceeding to go for none other than Paragus, him gasping as he got punched in the gut and sent into a wall! He wasn't dead, but he was injured for sure! And Broly growled.
"You hurt father! YOU WILL PAY!" Broly shouted in fury as he then went from 0 to 100 in an instant! Cooler then tried to go for Gohan after the kid had defeated Dore, but Broly grabbed Cooler's arm mid-flight and proceeded to land some incredibly meaty punches into Cooler's small frame before then dragging his face and body against the ground!
I could sense it clear as day. Cooler's current 4th form was losing power fast from Broly's output. Broly then retreated into the sky and charged up his Erasure attack as Cooler then transformed into his final form, it now being at 70 million, meaning he had gotten stronger somehow!
"YOU WILL ALL PERISH!" Cooler shouted as he then charged up a Supernova attack... but then Broly sent down his Erasure cannon at the Supernova mid-charge... and it caused the entire sphere to grow into Broly's attack as well as slam it into Cooler's body instantly!
"GAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH! ! !" Cooler shouted from the pain as I then hit Broly with an exhaustion attack, him instantly losing Super Saiyan status and falling to the ground after.
"Arms... sore..." he said after as I then looked at Cooler. He was down to about 2 thousand power from Broly's insane attack stat of 120 million. And considering Cooler's actual strength, that meant he was nearing death's door.
"Curse... all of you..." Cooler growled as Salza was now so scared, he actually did something shocking.
"WAIT! MERCI! I surrender!" he shouted as he then laid down on the ground, covering his body and holding his head down to the ground. And the others in the group had him surrounded.
"Oh, give me a break. Why would we give you mercy?" Gohan asked in annoyance.
"I-I had no idea that your lot was far stronger than Lord Cooler... I know I can't compete! I-If you let me live... I-I'll give you vital information on King Cold's plans! A-And I'll be under your servitude instead, Lady Chill!" Salza said with fear, me sensing it. He was serious, as his ki color was currently light green. It was a sign that he was scared and truthful.
"Let him live, I sense truth in his words," I said as Lamp then came over to me and looked at Cooler.
"I recognize this bastard now. He's the one that killed my entire planet," Lamp frowned as she then lowered herself to Cooler's level. "Death by laser blast is far too nice a punishment. No. Your death is going to be far more embarrassing and degrading... haven't done this for a long time," Lamp said as she then did something I was surprised by. She aimed her head tentacle directly at Cooler and sent a laser at him... and afterwards, Cooler had now been shrunk to the size of a marshmallow!
"Um... Lamp? What are you planning?" I asked her in confusion.
"Instant disintegration from a far more embarrassing end. I'd recommend having everyone else look away," she said, me looking at the others and frowning. They were watching intently.
"Um... you've got an entire audience, and I don't think they want to look away," I said, Lamp then frowning.
"How embarrassing. Consider this your payback for all the lives you ruined," Lamp frowned as she then... I gawked at the ballsy move she did. She placed Cooler's shrunken form in her mouth and proceeded to swallow him down whole! And everyone looked on in shock at this.
"W-Whoa... remind me to never make you pissed off..." Vegeta said with concern.
"All Majins can shrink things, but we don't like to do it. We only do so when we punish our worst criminals. And that punk was the scummiest I'd ever sensed before. He's already evaporated into my nutrients and he's on his way to Otherworld. Any living thing that a Majin devours is instantly digested..." she said as she then simply sat down on the nearest log.
"So... uh... what do we do now, then?" Paragus asked after he finally got his second wind, him needing to be helped up by Bulma and Gohan.
"If anyone wants to, we can still continue the picnic, but just make it a quiet affair. But we do need to ask that Salza find a place to store this ship at. Too many questions of someone sees it out in the open like this," I said, Salza nodding at me.
"I... I am forever indebted to you... Lady Chill..." he said, me frowning at him.
"Sally. Call me Sally, okay? I despise my original name," I frowned.
"U-Understood... Lady Sally..." he said before boarding the ship and having it fly for a different area, using special cloaking technology to hide its appearance.
"Are you sure it's a smart idea to keep Salza alive? He IS an Armored Squadron captain, after all," Bardock asked, him being quite quiet the whole time, as he had become a man of few words since learning that his son had managed to kill Frieza and that I'd not only helped him, but helped undo all the damages done by Frieza and the Saiyans. He was still trying to process to scope of the possible chaos I'd unleashed by doing so.
"I know how he ticks, since I had interacted with him quite a bit when I was just a grunt of King Cold, since his views on female warriors are old-fashioned. Salza always quivers in fear at a power superior to the big honcho he rallies under. Now, if I say jump, he'll say 'how high'. So if I tell him to protect the planet, he'll do just that," I smirked.
"She isn't wrong, he almost quivered when he saw that Frieza was once stronger than Cooler, but then Cooler turned into his final form and beat Freiza's strengths in a sibling battle the two had. They blew up five uninhabited planets that day," Gine frowned.
"Wait... they can survive in space? My studies said that if you're in space, your body would implode because it's a vacuum against anything and everything. Not to mention the intense radiation," Gohan said with seriousness.
"Indeed, for humans and Saiyans, that is true. But most sentient species in the universe can survive without an atmosphere. Lamp and I are two such creatures," I smiled.
"Stratos and Sphara can only do so for 20 minutes at a time before they lose all their strength, since they require an atmosphere of some kind to survive," Gine explained as we then proceeded to go back to the campfire and we proceeded to silently enjoy some Smores and mountain pies in the wilderness. And this time, no further intrusions from any villains.