(Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting in church, listening to the minister's sermon)
Minister: "...and you see, young people, hooking up is a lot like fishing...you have the hooker...not what you were thinking...and the hookee..."
Beavis: (snickering) Yeah, like, what's he talking about?
Butt-Head: (giggling) Yeah, like, fishing for sex!
Beavis: (laughing) Yeah! And he's like, totally serious!
Butt-Head: (mocking) "Hooker...hookee...yeah, that's the stuff!"
Minister: "...and just like a fisherman needs patience and skill to catch a fish, you need to approach relationships with care and respect..."
Beavis: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, like, I'm gonna respect my girlfriend like I respect a fish!
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, yeah, "I'm gonna hook her and reel her in!"
Minister: "...and remember, sex is a sacred act between two people who love each other..."
Beavis: (making a face) Yeah, like, gross!
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, yeah, "sacred act"...like, what's he talking about?
Beavis: (whispering) Yeah, like, I'm gonna be sacred when I'm hooking up with some chick!
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, yeah, that's the stuff!
(They both continue snickering and making fun of the minister's awkward attempts to talk about teenage sex)
Beavis: (whispering) Yeah, like, this guy's got no clue!
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, yeah, he's like, totally lame!
(They both get up and walk out of the church, still laughing and making fun of the minister)
Beavis: (laughing) Yeah, like, that guy's got no clue about sex!
Butt-Head: (agreeing) Yeah, like, he's probably never even hooked up with anyone!
Beavis: (giggling) Yeah, like, he's probably still a virgin!
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, yeah, that's the stuff!
(They both continue walking and laughing, when they see a girl walking towards them)
Beavis: (whispering) Yeah, like, check out that chick!
Butt-Head: (looking) Yeah, like, she's totally hot!
Beavis: (smirking) Yeah, like, I'm gonna go hook up with her!
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, yeah, good luck with that!
(Beavis approaches the girl, trying to act cool)
Beavis: (smiling) Hey, like, what's up?
Girl: (smiling back) Not much, just heading to Sunday school.
Beavis: (disappointed) Oh, like, Sunday school?
Girl: (laughing) Yeah, like, I know, it's pretty lame.
Beavis: (excitedly) Yeah, like, I know something that's not lame!
Girl: (curious) What's that?
Beavis: (smirking) Like, me! I'm not lame!
Girl: (laughing) Okay, like, sure.
Beavis: (disappointed) Oh, like, you're not buying it?
Girl: (smiling) No, like, I'm not.
Beavis: (deflated) Oh, like, okay.
(The girl walks away, leaving Beavis looking dejected)
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, like, that was totally pathetic!
Beavis: (defensively) Shut up, like, I'm just trying to hook up!
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, yeah, good luck with that!
(They both continue walking, with Beavis still trying to act cool and Butt-Head still making fun of him)