Rei Rei laughed at the reviews of this story as she then tossed the paper away. " So much saltiness from a woman-child, one that hopes that the writer dies in a war...tsk tsk. How pathetic." she yawned and stretched herself to wake up as she walked out of her guest room to greet the hyena's as they returned from their morning hunt covered in the blood of a family of lions that they dragged with them. " Oh, nice grub! " She said as she was about to dig in until a hyena stopped her.
" Outsider, you eat last, clan rule! " He told her.
" Well, good thing I hunt alone " Rei Rei simply shrugged and sauntered off to hunt. " Since I need these guy's help to off Kion, I will do my upmost to not piss them off. " She thought to herself tactically. she wondered the sickly green landscape in search of her own food, until she stopped to listen to the pitter patter and squeaking of rodents underneath the grey soil, much to her delight as she quickly tore into the ground and found a family of mice eating nuts and berries and all took a collective look at the black backed jackal above them and quickly scattered in fear as she snapped at them with her hungry jaws before managing capturing two in her mouth and chowed down on them while they pleaded to her for mercy, for she had none to give when she tore them to shreds in her sharp teeth before chasing after the others in an effort for a genocide run. " Ah, I love hearing their dying screams...makes me quiver." the jackal laughed sadistically as her mouth was coated in blood after killing the entire family of mice. " Hearing Kion's will make me cu-"
" Hey, Outsider. We've been looking for you, Queen Shenzi requests your audience. " a hyena with a pink mohawk and jagged stripes on her coat said as she and her companions addressed Rei Rei directly. " Don't tarry, she don't like to be kept waiting. " She added in a English accent, something unsuited for Africa, but Rei Rei has learned to ignore it due to being used to hearing Jasiri's Australian accent enough times.
" Alright, I'm going I'm going.." Rei Rei scoffed as she followed her escort. " Cunt..." she muttered under her breath. heading into the elephant skull and sitting in front of Shenzi to hear what she had to say. " So, Your Majesty, what's this about? "
" Your plan of course. " Shenzi responded. " When do we strike? "
" So, where is she? " Kion demanded as he pinned Goi Goi to the ground, tears rolling down his cheeks. " She killed my friend Bunga and she needs to answer for her crimes, Goi Goi. Now talk! "
" I don't know where she is Kion, I swear! " Goi Goi said timidly. " All Rei Rei said was that she was going on a trip for some old rumors, something about hyenas..." he quickly covered his mouth to shut himself up. " I said nothing..."
" That wasn't nothing, Go Goi. keep talking. " Kion growled. " Where is she headed? "
" Elephant Graveyard. " Jasiri said as she strolled in the Jackal Den. " She must've heard of Shenzi's clan being out there somewhere on the account of eavesdropping on my mother's stories. " the remaining Lion Guard looked at her like she was insane. " What? we hyenas hate jackals, they're constantly invading our territory and we catch them eavesdropping on us all the time. Plus I picked up her scent on the way here. "
" I thought my dad drove them off after they ate Scar. " Kion figured. " Why are they back in the Pridelands? "
" Clan Reunion. " Jasiri simply answered.
" Well, that narrows things down for us. " Fuli commented. " Sorry for roughing you up, Goi Goi. "
" Yeah...I went overboard there...I'm still grieving you know? " Kion apologized as he got off of the scared jackal and kindly dusted him off. " No hard feelings? "
Goi Goi simply glared at him, Fuli, Beshte, and Ono and looked at his injured pack as they limped back into the den and snarled at the Lion Guard for their intrusion and assault. " My wife hates your guts enough as it is, and she would be even more pissed if she found out that you assaulted us when you could have just asked. "
" Your pack attacked first. " Kion pointed out.
" After we politely asked you to leave and you refused. " one Jackal said as she licked her injured paw. " You guys are a bunch assholes, you know? "
" Then again, so is Disney..." Jasiri muttered to herself.
" Now's not the time for fourth wall breaking, Jasiri. " Fuli told her. " But Based. "
" Girls, focus! " Kion shushed them both. " The point is we're sorry! "
" I'm sorry my Sugar Paws killed your friend...he was a good boy and didn't deserve it. " Goi Goi sighed in remorse and guilt. " I want to help put an end to this thing of hers against you guys. "
"...Fine, you can come with us. " Kion responded as he and his Guard left to confront Rei Rei to put a stop to her plan.
After the meeting, Rei Rei was eating with Shenzi and her clan when she sniffed the air and caught a whiff of her husband's scent, much to her chagrin over him not listening to instructions very well and angered over her plan of not involving her family in her personal vendetta failing because of him. Going outside, she suddenly beamed over seeing him bring the Lion Guard to her. " Good Boy Goigoi...you're getting rewarded two fold tonight. "
" Reirei! you're coming with us back to the Pridelands, you killed Bunga in cold blood and you have to stand trial for your crime! " Kion demanded. " Your vendetta with us ends now! Goigoi, go tell your wife to stand down. "
" Sure thing, Kion. " Goigoi said as he strolled over to his wife. " Honey, I want you to stop this revenge plan of yours..." as he went near her. " Just stand down and come home, please? "
" No, I'm not doing any such thing. " Rei Rei scoffed. " I'm seeing this plan through to the letter. "
Kion snarled. " And what are you two going to do, fight all of us? "
" That's where you're wrong you dumbass bully. " Reirei chuckled as she kicked the elephant skull and out came an entire clan of hyenas charging into battle as Reirei and Goigoi lunged at the Lion Guard, all the years of having to put up with them came bubbling up and coming to the surface as claws and teeth were exchanged between jackals, hyenas, a lion, cheetah, a hippo, and a crane.