Rei Rei glared at Kion as they circled each other, the fur raising off their backs as their tails lowered and ears folded while their respective allies fought each other in the background as tensions rose like a wildfire. " So, you came here to avenge your best friend eh? Don't bother, you're going to be joining him soon anyways. " The jackal taunted. " Face it, you're a hypocrite and just like me, a predator just looking for its next meal. Bunga was just a pest that needed to be dealt, kind of like how you deal with me and my family on our hunts and quite frankly, it's reached its breaking point with me...you're a little dictator just like Simba and it's time that ends now! "
" Fuck you, Rei Rei! " Kion snarled.
" Oh please, I'm a married woman and Goi Goi did a fine job of that a long time ago. " Rei Rei mocked. " You're not my type anyways, I don't do pompous princes. "
" Honey, please...stop this. " Goi Goi pleaded with his wife. " This battle isn't worth losing you! "
" Goi Goi, go home and reflect on your foolishness! " Rei Rei snarled. " As for you, Kion we're going to dance! " she then leaped and took a swipe at Kion with her claws, to which he dodge out of the way and took a swipe of his own, almost hitting her in the face as she ducked out of the way and shoved herself against him and went for his tail, clamping down on it as he yowled in pain and tried swatting at her to make her release his tail out of her mouth, but Rei Rei held on tight until she was hit in the head with a rock.
A wolf sitting angrily across from her had a pile of rocks beside wearing a shirt with Bunga's face and heart symbols around him printed on it and she was wearing a collar with the name " Akira " embossed on it. " STOP RIGHT NOW YOU BITCH! " She unnecessarily shouted. " I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU REIREI! "
" That's great in all, but do you really have to shout at me to get your point across? " Rei Rei asked in annoyance.
" YES I DO, I"M AKIRA KOSHI AND I"M HERE TO AVENGE BUNGA YOU WORTHLESS WHELP! " Akira shouted some more. " I LOVED HIM SO MUCH THAT I HAD TO BITCH ABOUT HIM DYING IN THE REVIEWS OF THIS STORY AND I WISHED THE WRITER WOULD DIE IN A WAR, BECAUSE I"M CLEARLY EMOTIONALY SANE! AND I CAN"T TAKE BEING RIGHTLY MADE FUN OF!"
" Nice, do you mind leaving? because you're dragging this story to a halt here. " Rei Rei pointed out.
" NO, WE"RE GOING TO FIGHT! " Akira objected as she was about to take her first strike. " FOR MY LOVE BUNGA!" only for Rei Rei to snap her neck.
" That's better, now where were we, Kion? " Rei Rei said as she and Kion went back to fighting as some hyenas feasted on Akira's corpse.
The battle was horrific with multiple causalities...mainly from the hyena side since the Lion Guard has plot armor carried over from the tv show and were quite formidable as Rei Rei was feeling tired already as she was huffing and puffing as she and Kion stared each other down as the sky then started to rain down from the heavens, soaking everyone and everything with water setting the dour scene as tense dramatic music started playing and was quickly switched to Scritti Politti's 1985 hit, " Absolute Extended Version " as the Lion Guard and the hyenas and Akira Koshi's Zombie started dancing in a conga line to the song as lights flashed out of nowhere, much to the complete confusion of Rei Rei, Goi Goi, Shenzi, Banzai and Ed and the sane readers of this story.
" Enough! " She shouted as she destroyed the boombox. " Let's get this over with! " turning off the plot armor, Rei Rei went back to attacking Kion as he screamed in pain as he was being torn apart while he fought back as hard as he could as the song unfittingly continued as the Lion Guard fought the hyenas while Akira attempted to flirt with Goi Goi, but to the rage of Rei Rei, who attacked the wolf and killed her again and again, only for her to come back to like 1067 times and the milf jackal to say fuck it and went back to fighting Kion and his Lion Guard, slashing and biting at Fuli and avoiding being rammed into by Beste and attempted to start strangling Ono after he pecked her on the head before Jasiri punched her in the face, sending her stumbling down a rocky hillside as Kion followed her soon after, the lion eager to end this battle once and for all, slipping and sliding down the muddy terrain.
After making it down, Kion found Rei Rei dangling from a cliff and she appeared to be greatly injured from her fall as she struggled to get her footing on the mud, due to her busted legs after hitting several rocks on the way down.
" Guys, come over here. let's take this jackal to my dad, he'll decide her fate. " Kion ordered his crew as they descended down the cliff. " This vendetta is over Rei Rei. "
Rei Rei simply growled in anger in response as Goi Goi tended to her like a good husband should do. " Your entire tyrannical kingdom can go fuck itself.." she muttered under her breath as she collapsed on the ground, too exhausted to fight on as Goi Goi gently placed her on his back and carried her past the wounded hyenas back to the Pridelands.
" DELETE THIS FANFIC AND STOP MOCKING ME! YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH BUNGA! " Akria screamed and sperged into an uncaring void as the Lion Guard carried their bounded blacked backed jackal suspect as they ignored her and the previous events of the other chapter and headed back into the darkened cloudy sunsets Outlands to the dreary rainy skies of the Pridelands to imprison Rei Rei in the kingdoms dungeon to await her trial in the morning as they went their separate ways to their homes to get some much needed rest as the Jackal plotted her next course of actions.
" Just a minor setback to my grander scheme, that's all this is. " She smiled manically to herself as she savored the dried blood on her lips from biting Kion earlier, drinking it in down her throat as she tingled with delight. " I do hope that the hyenas recover quickly enough and uphold their end of the bargain...or their cubs will be my feast. Mmmm, Kion...Kion...Oh how your blood tastes so sweet on my lips, I'll dine on your corpse soon enough, but first you friends will have to go before you do, perhaps a more stealthy approach will do for them, make some of the headache go away for the hyenas...then again, Simba and his pride of lionesses would be an issue as well." She pondered to herself as she then listened to Kion and his father, Simba about her specifically.
" She has to pay for her crimes immediately Dad! " She heard the brat growl in a harsh tone. " Bunga would have agreed with me on this! "
" And Bunga would have wanted to you not use his name as incentive for a unfair trial Kion, See that you don't do that ever again. " Simba reprimanded him. " I miss him dearly too, but you have to give Rei Rei a chance to plead her case and not judge her purely out of emotion son...*sigh* Just...sleep on it for now, it's late my boy and you clearly need to rest. Don't worry, I'll have guards keeping watch over Rei Rei until her trail. "
" I'm sorry...Dad. It's just been so hard without him here. " Kion sniffled.
" You will see him again someday. " Simba told him. " Remember that. "
" Maybe if I don't get sent to the bad place first. " Kion scoffed. " Good night Dad. "
" Good night, Kion. " Simba bided his son good night as he left to instruct his guards to watch over Rei Rei, who already had dug her way out of her boney cell and bolted into the heavy storm outside in the cover of darkness.
" You will see him again someday? I'll make sure of that quicker than expected, don't you worry Kion. " She chuckled to herself as she ran home. " I can just taste your fear as the light leaves your eyes as you die by my claws...I'm going to bath in your blood and cleanse my fur with it."
Finally into the Outlands and at the entrance of her den, Rei Rei called for Goi Goi but received no answer from him, but she then saw Shenzi arrive out of the den instead, the jackal standing her guard up with her low snarling and raised tail. " What are you doing here?...Did you harm my family? "
" Uh no I didn't Girl, relax. me and my clan followed him home and decided to wait for you here since you were captured by the Lion Guard. " The Matriarch explained herself. " I see that the jail didn't take did it? "
" No it didn't...I decided on some strategies if you wish to hear them tomorrow? " Rei Rei yawned. " You can stay here with my pack, I'm sure they won't mind the company. " the pack in response stared suspiciously at the hyenas, which their leader noticed and sought to ease tentions." It's fine guys, they're cool with us. "
" If you say so, Rei Rei. the crazy one looks ready to eat me in my sleep! " one jackal pointed out in fear as she pointed to Ed, who cocked his head inquisitively.
" Only if you piss him off anyways. " Shenzi chuckled threatingly. " But don't you worry, I got him on a tight leash. "
" So it's settled, now if you all excuse me, I'm going to bed. " Rei Rei yawned as she went into her room to sleep with Goi Goi and her pups. " Hey honey, I'm home. " She gently greeted her husband, who quickly nuzzled her in relief.
" I thought you were imprisoned, Sugar Paws. " Goi Goi said as he hugged his dirty wife and wiped the dried blood off his face. " I watched over the pups. "
" By doing so in your dreams. " Rei Rei chuckled playfully. " I know how you are, my dear Goi Goi. "
" Hey, I fought the urge to sleep to watch over them while you were gone. " Goi Goi took offense.
" Sure you have Honey, but for now I'm tired and wish to sleep soundly for once. " Rei Rei and Goi Goi kissed passionately before joining the pack and clans for a good night's rest, filled with the sounds of the death screams of the Lion Guard filling her peaceful dreams.