I stepped out of the ruins into a snow filled forest, the fluffy whiteness crunching beneath my feet.
"Ok, first off. How can it be snowing underground? Does this place not know the basics of the water cycle? Second, how can there be trees? There's no sunlight for photo- you know what, screw it, i'm in a magic land with magic monsters, so this is probably magic snow and these are magic trees." I said this as i continued walking, having to flare up my ki in order to warm me up. "Glad i can do this. It's cold as hell out here. Or i guess i should say, cold as anti-hell."
"Hehe, that's a good one." I whipped around and charged a ki sphere at whoever was behind me.
"Woah there buddy, is this how you greet people on the surface? Try to blow their faces off?" I powered down the blast and saw that a 4 foot tall skeleton with a permanent smile and a blue hoodie was right in front of me.
"Sorry, you just startled me is all."
"No worries, i understand. I'm Sans, Sans the skeleton. Here, let me shake your hand, it's how we greet people down here in the underground." He held out his hand and i took it, but when i did, there was a farting noise that came from it. He let go of my hand and removed the whoopie cushion. "heheh, the old whoopie cushion in the hand trick, never gets old."
"Funny. Anyway, my name's Stryker, i'm a human."
"Heh, that's hilarious, but i've never seen a human covered in flames before, are you alright?"
"Yeah, this is actually my own energy, i've learned to manipulate it and use it to get stronger than any normal human ever could physically. Right now, i'm using it to heat myself up, it's freezing out here."
"I see. You know, i'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now, but i'd much rather do anything else. Now, my brother Papyrus on the other hand, he's a human hunting fanatic." He said this as we began walking forward.
"How good is he? Has he caught any of the 6 fallen humans before?"
"Well, no."
"Hunted them even?"
"N-no."
"He's never even seen a human has he?"
"No. But he sure as hell tries. Hey, could you actually do me a favor?"
"Uh, sure, what is it?"
"Do you think you can let Papyrus try to capture you? It would really make his day if he saw a human and tried to capture one."
"Sure, i think i could do that." We reached a small bridge with what appeared to be a gate, but with bars that were way too wide. "Um, Sans. W-"
"Papyrus made that gate if you're asking who made it. Yeah, the bars are way too wide for anyone to be restrained, I mean, unless you're a mammoth, then these bars would work just fine." We walked to Sans's post, when suddenly we heard very energetic footsteps in the snow. "Uh oh, that sounds like him. Don't reveal yourself just yet, i know, hide behind that conveniently shaped lamp and deactivate your aura." I took off my ki aura and instantly began freezing again, then i looked to where he was pointing and saw that there was a lamp with my exact same dimensions. Height, width, everything.
"Um, this is so convenient it's creepy. But i know i have no time to question, so i'll just hide." I went behind the lamp and quite literally one second later, a taller skeleton came from the forest, dressed in what looked like some sort of armor, red gloves and a red scarf. He spoke really loudly, like he turned on caps lock one day and never turned it back off.
"SANS!"
"Sup bro?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT'S 'SUP' BROTHER! IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES! YOU JUST STAND AROUND YOUR STATION DOING... D-DOING.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING EXACTLY?"
"Staring at this lamp, it's really cool. You wanna have a look?"
'you skelebastard i thought you said not yet.'
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES BY?! I MUST BE READY TO CAPTURE IT! I PAPYRUS MUST BE THE NEXT MONSTER TO CAPTURE A HUMAN AND DELIVER IT TO THE KING! I'LL SURELY BE A PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD THEN!"
"Alright, i'm getting tired of this, i'm coming out. Plus, i'm freezing my ass off." I said this as i walked out from behind the lamp, giving Papyrus a gasp of surprise.
"OH MY GOD!" He leaned over to Sans and whispered to him, which surprised me that he had a lower volume. "That's a human right?"
"Yeah." Sans seemed very unamused by this.
"EXCELLENT! *AHEM*" (God, even his gestures are in caps lock) "HUMAN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL CAPTURE YOU AND SECURE MY PLACE IN THE ROYAL GUARD!"
"Ok, so then capture me already."
"NOT QUITE YET, FIRST, I MUST TIRE OUT YOUR MIND BY GIVING YOU MULTIPLE TESTS WITH MY PUZZLES. COME ALONG HUMAN, IF YOU DARE! NYEH HEHEH!" He left looking really happy and with lots of energy.
"Well, your brother sure seems..."
"Great?"
"I was gonna say interesting, but whatever makes you happy pal. So, puzzles. I'm actually getting a little excited about this, i used to love puzzles and games as a little kid." I said this as i flared up my ki again to warm me up.
"Well, Papyrus has got a lot in store for you, so have fun. Also, one more thing, try to not swear around him. He's got a more child like mentality and i'd hate for him to be spouting those things all over the place."
"Alright, i got you. No problem." I was about to walk forward until i decided to ask sans one more thing. "Hey Sans.
"Yeah kid?"
"How come i haven't seen many monsters appearing all over the place?"
"How many encounters have you had so far?"
"Only one, with a big frog, but i just pet it and walked right on by."
"Hold on, let me see your soul." I concentrated within me and found a power that i assumed to be my soul which i then brought out with a golden glow. "Jeez, now i know why no monsters have encountered you. They can sense that your soul is crazy strong and want to let other monsters deal with it. Think of it as a primal instinct."
"I see, so i don't get into battles because monsters can sense the strength of my soul?"
"Yeah, that and also the fact that you're a buff human."
"Well, thanks, i try. Anyway, i'm off to solve your brother's puzzles."
"Later, i'm going to Grillby's." I walked off to the next area which wasn't much, just a winding path with a box next to a sign. I looked and the sign said that the boxes were free use for anyone. I opened it up and saw that there was a pair of fighter gloves at the bottom, they looked like they haven't been used in years, but were still in good condition, i put them on and realized that i like them, so i kept them. I walked along and found what appeared to be papyrus's post, i walked past it and got another encounter in a while, this time it was some weird snowman type dude with an ice hat.
"Ohh, i bet you're so jealous of my hat, too bad i'm not letting you have it."
"Dude, i don't really care about your hat. now if you'll excuse me, i have to get through." I tried walking past him, but he just got in front of me again.
"Not until you admit that you're jealous of my ha-" He had a shocked look on his face as i blasted his ice hat to pieces.
"I don't care about your hat. Just make a new one." I walked past and he said nothing, he just fell to the ground in shock at what just happened, emitting a high pitched squeal. I kept going and saw another sentry post, it seemed to be empty, so i walked in front of it, but then a walking dog with two daggers appeared from it, catching me off guard.
"Who's there? Did anything move? I can only see things that move. So if something did move, say a human, i'll make sure it never moves again." He hopped out of the sentry post and i guess engaged me in combat. One of his daggers glowed a light blue and before he swung it at me, he said to not move. I wasn't sure wether to comply or not, but considering his power level was substantially weaker than mine, i didn't move. For some reason the dagger just phased right through me, doing absolutely no damage, suddenly i had an idea. I began to move around to let him see me.
"What?! a human! Don't move, i'm going to get you!" He was about to attack me again, when i charged up a ki ball, only a weak one, enough to stun him, and waved it in his face.
"You want the ball boy, you want the ball?" Suddenly he dropped his daggers and began barking excitedly while running around. "Well go get it." I threw the ki ball and he ran to get it. When he looked up after grabbing the thing, it blew up and he was left on the ground dazed. I kept going and ended up having too much fun and wasting too much time on a small frozen pond. After the frozen pond i met up with Sans and Papyrus again, this time they were in font of me across a thinner thing of snow.
"HUMAN, AHEAD OF YOU IS AN ELECTRIC FIELD. YOU MUST CROSS IT THE CORRECT WAY OR ELSE YOU WILL BE SHOCKED. BUT I ORDER FOR IT TO WORK YOU MUST HOLD THIS ORB." He held up some weird glass orb.
"And how do you expect me to get it without easily solving this puzzle?"
"DRAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! STAY RIGHT THERE HUMAN!" He walked along a very specific path that was traced in the snow with his footsteps and he gave me the orb. Then he ran back the exact same way, further imprinting the path into the snow. I just held the orb and walked along his traced path like it was nothing and once i was on the other side i handed him the orb.
"CLEVER, VERY CLEVER INDEED HUMAN! YOU MAY PROCEED TO THE NEXT PUZZLE I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU." I walked past them and saw Sans giving me a thumbs up. I kept going and saw, what looked to be a miniature golf course, but with a snowball instead and no putters, i just walked along past it, wanting to get by as fast as possible. As i rounded the next bend, Sans ans Papyrus were there again, but i didn't see anything in front of me except a piece of paper.
"SANS, WHERE IS THE PUZZLE?!"
"it's right there. on the ground. trust me, there's no way he can get past this one." I walked forward and saw that it was a crossword puzzle, which is actually one of the few types of puzzles i really don't like. I put it down and kept walking towards the skelebros, covering my ears and bracing myself for Papyrus's screaming again.
"SANS THAT DID NOTHING!"
"whoops, knew i should have used today's crossword instead."
"CROSSWORD?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!"
"how can i be if i don't have one?"
"QUIET SANS, YOU'RE NOT LETTING ME FINISH! WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT JUNIOR JUMBLE IS CLEARLY HARDER THAN ANY CROSSWORD!"
"what? that easy peasy baby bones word scramble? that's nothing."
"UN-BELIEVABLE. FLAMING HUMAN, SETTLE THIS DISPUTE, WHICH IS HARDER, JUNIOR JUMBLE OR CROSSWORDS?" Papyrus said flaming human like it was normal, but i just ignored it and answered the question.
"Honestly, i think crosswords are harder, that's probably why i never attempt them."
"heh, same here kid."
"YOU TWO ARE WEIRD." He walked off leaving me with Sans.
"So does he really think Junior Jumble is that hard?"
"i told you, he has the mind of a child. anyway, i'm going to Grillby's."
"You said that last time."
"I know."
"I don't think i'm ever gonna get you sans." I walked off and came across a table with a plate of spaghetti and a microwave on it. The spaghetti had a note attached to it that was, of course, in all caps, signifying Papyrus.
HUMAN! PLEASE ENJOY THIS SPAGHETTI. (LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, THIS SPAGHETTI IS A TRAP! DESIGNED TO ENTICE YOU! YOU'LL BE SO BUSY EATING IT THAT YOU WON'T NOTICE... YOU AREN'T PROGRESSING! THOUROUGHLY JAPED AGAIN BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS!) NYEH-HEH-HEH! PAPYRUS.
"Wow, really clever Papy. But the spaghetti does look good, maybe i'll try it. I mean it looks shiny, but probably because it's covered in a layer of ice." I didn't even bother with the microwave and just heated it up with my ki. Once it thawed, i saw that it was somehow still shiny, and it smelled like burning glue. I took a closer look and saw that the sauce consisted of regular tomato sauce, glue, and glitter. I immediately put down the fork, blasted the spaghetti plate into oblivion so it could do no more harm and kept going. i contemplated eating the pie, but i decided to save it for later. "Good job Papyrus, you've officially ruined spaghetti for me." As i walked i came across a big powdery pile of snow that melted easier than the snow around me, but it revealed a map of some sort, around the area, it looked like there was an X to the top right of me, so i went to see what it was. There was nothing there, so i walked around until the ground below me kinda shifted down a little bit, i heard something retract near the map and when i got back, i realized that what i just did was activate a pressure plate. I didn't get much farther until two giant dogs with axes came by and began sniffing around me. Before either one of them could even speak, i charged another ki ball and threw it which immediately got their attention and they chased after it, stunning them when it detonated.
There was another puzzle ahead of me, it had weird glowing X's on it, i stepped on one and it changed to a circle, then i got smart, i realized that in order to pass this thing, i needed the correct combination. I hopped the boulder to the other side and landed on the X so it turned into a circle as well. The spikes that blocked the way immediately retracted and i went over to the next one. There was a sign on this one that was, of course, written by Papyrus.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE SOLVED THE PREVIOUS PUZZLE! THIS ONE IS THE EXACT SAME, EXCEPT IT IS IN THE SHAPE OF MY FACE, AT LEAST AN ATTEMPT OF IT! (THE ICE FROZE TOO SOON WHEN I WAS BUILDING IT)
"Well, at least he put thought into it. Now, if it's the exact same as the last one, then i just need to make every X a circle. Piece of cake." It took me less than 5 seconds to solve the puzzle. The next 5 feet i walked, i ran into the skelebros again, this time they were in front of some odd checkerboard type floor.
"I AM IMPRESSED HUMAN," (god, i was really hoping he'd stop) "YOU HAVE MANAGED TO SOLVE ALL OF MY PUZZLES SO FAR BUT NOW, THIS IS YOUR MOST DIFFICULT TASK YET! I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS PUZZLE, IT WAS MADE BY THE GREAT DR. ALPHYS! YOU SEE THOSE TILES BEFORE YOU? ONCE I FLIP THIS SWITCH, THEY WILL ALL CHANGE COLOR, WITH EACH COLOR HAVING A DIFFERENT FUNCTION. RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE, YOU CANNOT WALK ON THEM, YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC, THEY WILL SHOCK YOU, GREEN TILES SOUND AN ALARM WHEN YOU WALK ON THEM, AND YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER, ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE SCENTED, THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS, BLUE TILES ARE WATER THAT YOU CAN SWIM THROUGH, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE ORANGES, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, THE PHIRANAS WILL BITE YOU! IF THERE HAPPENS TO BE A YELLOW TILE NEXT TO A BLUE ONE YOU ARE SWIMMING THROUGH, YOU WILL BE SHOKED AS WELL! THE PURPLE TILES ARE COATED WITH SOAP THAT WILL MAKE YOU SLIP TO THE NEXT TILE, HOWEVER IF YOU MANAGE TO SLIP INTO A BLUE TILE AFTER A PURPLE ONE... YOU WILL BE JUST FINE BECAUSE THE SOAP IS LEMON SCENTED, WHICH THE PHIRANAS DO NOT LIKE! FINALLY, THE PINK TILES. THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING, STEP ON THEM ALL YOU LIKE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW HUMAN?!"
"Yeah, i got it. Flip the switch when ready."
"BE PREPARED, FOR EVEN I DO NOT KNOW WHAT COMBINATION THESE TILES WILL END UP!" he flipped the switch and the floor began to go insane with color... which eventually stopped at a straight pink path with red tiles on the side. "WELL, THIS IS AKWARD, BUT NO MATTER! THE PUZZLE IS NEVER WRONG, PROCEED HUMAN!" i walked past and waved goodby at them. The field in front of me was... interesting, there were multiple long sculptures of snow everywhere and i was there was a dog making them, so i decided to run past as fast as i could, and i might've accidentally melted a few with my ki field. There was yet another puzzle in front of me that was all within a slippery field of ice, i just flew, hit the switches and activated the bridge that i just flew over and through the woods. After the woods i was face to face with multiple and i mean, multiple piles of snow. As i walked past, they meltes without any trouble, i even found 50g in one of them. As i approached the one at the end, a dog face came out of it and a little tail.
"Aww, hey there little guy." I reached down to pet him and suddenly he emerged as a giant dog in a suit of armor. "Well shit. Plan B then." Another ball was made, this one was a little stronger than the others, but he just took it out of my hand before i could throw it. "Well, i guess that makes it easier then." I snapped my fingers and it detonated, for a few seconds it seemed that it didn't do a thing, but suddenly it fell flat on its face out cold. "Even your reaction time is delayed, wow." I came across a bridge that had the skelebros on the other side of it with Papyrus next to a lever.
"NOW, FOR YOUR FINAL TEST HUMAN! ONCE I PULL THIS LEVER, YOU WILL BE PRESENTED WITH THE BRIDGE OF DOOM! THE HARDEST PUZZLE I'VE EVER CREATED!"
"That's a nice change. Anyway, pull the lever, i wanna see what i'm up against!" He nodded and pulled it and from everywhere, death contraptions came down. Buzz saws, flamethrowers, spiked maces, spears and a cannon. All i could do when looking at this thing was smile like a total idiot.
"YOU KNOW, ON SECOND THOUGHT, THIS MIGHT BE TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU."
"No! Nononononono! Do not put this thing away, i love it and want to get through it!" He looked totally surprised.
"VERY WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, THEN SO BE IT! GAUNTLET OF DEADLY TERROR, ACTIVATE!" Suddenly, everything began firing, swinging and slicing, all the while i was running through, dodging, blasting, jumping and grinning like a madman. I made it to the end completely unscathed and i literally had to pick up Papyrus's jaw from the ground and give it back to him.
"So Sans, i'm pretty hungry after that whole puzzle mess, wanna go to Grillby's? you got me tempted"
"Hey, that's my line. But sure let's go. See you at home Papyrus." We both walked off and into a small little town that had a sign out front that said Welcome to Snowdin.
"This is a cute little town. Do you live here?"
"Yeah, that's our house over at the far end, but Grillby's is right here." We stopped in front of a restaraunt/bar and walked in, suddenly every monster inside the place began to greet sans and he high fived a few of them, told some jokes and laughed as we made our way to the bar. I realized it was much warmer in here so i decided to stop flaring my ki and the moment i did that, i felt winded; keeping a flaring aura around you can take a lot out of a person. We sat down at the bar, but suddenly a farting noise came out from under me.
"Oh yeah, be careful where you sit, some wierdos put whoopie cushions on the seats." I saw him trying really hard to hold back a laugh, i just glared at him. Suddenly a man made entirely out of flames came by, he spoke in some odd mumbles, but the guy next to Sans apparently translated for us.
"He's asking you what you want to eat."
"I know that Jeff, anyway, i'll just take a burger Grilbs, what about you kid?"
"I'll take one too, screw it." He wrote down on his paper and he went into the back room. Sans decided to talk to me to pass the time.
"So kid, i've been meaning to ask. What can you do with that energy of yours?"
"Oh, i can do a lot of things. I can shoot blasts of energy, create shields, fly, create a defensive aura that can disintigrate anything close to it and i can even grow into a giant form that multiplies my overall power fivefold."
"Wow, that's pretty impressive. By the way, do you know anything about human souls?"
"No, not really, the whole concept is new to me. I just know how to project mine out, but that's about it."
"Well, human souls have this special property called Determination, it allows their souls to persist after death, and if you have enough of it, you can just flat out reset yourself to a save point or reset an entire timeline."
"Huh, i wonder how much i have within me."
"It all depends on what you're determined about and how determined you are about it."
"Well right now i'm determined to get out of this place and rescue all the monsters."
"You know something, let's test out what you can do after we eat. Here comes Grillby." Grillby came by with our plates and set them in front of us. Sans slid me a bottle of ketchup and i caught it.
"Thanks." I turned it over to pour some on the burger, but in less than a second, i saw the cap slip off and ketchup was about to completely drown my burger, but i caught the cap and flipped the bottle back upright with just the right amountof ketchup landing on the burger. I screwed the cap on tightly and slid it back to Sans.
"Nice try Sansy boy, but my reaction time is thousands of times faster than that of a normal human."
"Heh, neat trick kiddo." He then proceeded to drink the ketchup while i had no idea what to do in this situation. "Sorry about that, i just like ketchup. Anyway, how about you tell me what that thing on your face is and why you carry that big bag around?" I swallowed the bite of burger i had in my mouth and began to talk.
"Well, this thing on my face is what's known as a scouter, it can tell me the power level of any living creature with one, the higher the number, the stronger you are."
"Neat, lemme see mine." I pressed the button and the number that popped up was... interesting.
"Ummm, it says you have a power level of 2. I don't know if it's right or not."
"Who knows, mybe it is though, i don't really fight much. So, about the sack."
"Oh yeah, this thing carries my food and stuff, i have 3 senzu beans and a pie from Toriel."
"Toriel? I think i've heard that name before. Is that the former queen?"
"I dunno, i met her in the ruins when i fell down here."
"So, that lady i've been telling knock knock jokes to this entire time was her? Man, i-i don't know what to say. I don't know how to introduce myself, i mean you've met her, do you think you could introduce me?" I took another bite of the burger and swallowed while smiling.
"You have a crush on her, don't you Sans?" His cheeks suddenly turned blue, which surprised me because i didn't even know skeletons had blood, or that it was blue.
"Ummmmmmm..."
"Ha! I knew it. Don't worry, i won't judge. Actually, i have her phone number. You want to talk to her?"
"R-really? You'd do that?"
"Sure, here, let me." I pulled out my phone and went into contacts intending to contact Toriel, but for some strange reason there was a new contact that i never added myself. In all caps. Under the name, THE GREAT PAPYRUS. And a picture of a skeleton wearing sunglasses. Suddenly, i had the most evil idea in the world, something to get him back for the whoopie cushion. I selected Papyrus's number, hit call and gave the phone to Sans. I had to take another bite of my burger to keep myself from laughing. Suddenly, Sans began to talk in a very embarassed tone.
"Uuhhhh hey there, um knock knock, wait, i don't think that would work in this format would it umm-" Suddenly i heard Papyrus's voice coming from the other end.
"SANS? ARE YOU USING THE HUMAN'S PHONE TO PLANK CALL ME?!" Suddenly, he hung up and gave me the phone back.
"Well played." I took the phone and burst out in a fit of laughter.
"Oh my god, i-i-i-, bahahahah! Alright, alright. No, no, for real this time, for real, i swear i'll call her for you." This time i went to Toriel's contact and hit call, this time Sans checked to make sure and then waited for an answer. He began talking flustered again.
"Umm hey, how's it going, d-do you remember me?... Really? You remember my jokes? Yeah, i'm actually with the kid, he's letting me borrow his phone. R-really? Where? Sure, i'll be there. Alright, oh hey, before you go, there's one more thing i gotta say, Knock knock... Aria... Aria glad you got a chance to meet me?" I heard laughter coming from the other end, i just finished my burger and wiped off any sauce i may have had on me. Sans then gave me my phone back with a bigger smile than he usually has.
"So, how'd it go?"
"Well kid, thanks to you, i got myself a date."
"You are very welcome Sans my man. Now then, i have 50g on me, who's gonna pay?"
"Don't worry, i got it. Hey Grilbs, put it on my tab." He got up off his stool and left ih burger plate there, i decided that if he didn't want it, i'll just take it. I grabbed it and put it in the pouch. I met Sans outside where he talked to me again.
"So, it seems you're about to fight my brother. Don't be tough on him, please? He's all i really got."
"Don't worry about a thing Sans, i never planned on hurting him at all."
"Thanks, i'll see you later kid." He teleported, which actually explains a lot considering he seems to pop in and out of nowhere; suddenly i realized i never attempted the whole determination thing, but Sans was already gone, so i decided to wait til later. I walked to the end of town and into a very foggy area which i cleared in one outburst of ki. Standing in front of me was Papyrus, seeming ready for combat.
"AH, THERE YOU ARE HUMAN. ARE YOU READY FOR OUR EPIC BATTLE?!"
"Sure, let's go at it." I just got in a ready pose and saw my soul hovering in front of me again.
"VERY WELL, LET ME BEGIN!" He just sent a few slow moving bones my way and i just hovered over them like nothing. "IMPRESSIVE, SO YOU WON'T ATTACK?! THEN LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE MY FABLED BLUE ATTACK!" He began launching multiple light blue bones at me and i just stood still in midair because i knew how this attack worked. Once the volley of bones was over though, i felt weird, my soul then turned blue and i dropped like a rock to the floor. i tried to fly, but nothing happened, i could only jump.
"Ok, what's going on?"
"IT'S MY ATTACK. YOUR SOUL IS BLUE NOW, THAT MEANS YOU ARE GROUNDED TO THE GROUND AND CANNOT PERFORM ANY ACTS OF FLIGHT!"
"Alright, making it interesting then. Let's go." The battle was much of the same, bones being launched and me dodging them without any effort, suddenly he thought it was time for a change of pace.
"NOW HUMAN, LET'S SEE YOU MAKE IT PAST MY SPECIAL ATTACK!" He raised his arm but nothing happened. Suddenly, a dog appeared next to him holding a bone. "HEY, THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK YOU DUMB DOG! GIVE IT BACK!" But the dog had run away and left us. "WELL SHOOT, GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK THEN. HERE GOES!" His attack started like all hs normal ones, but suddenly there were bones in the shape of letters that spelt out Dool Dude and a bone on a skateboard. Suddenly, there was a massive pit of bones in front of me with one giant bone at the end. I gave it a running start and the moment i jumped i also fired a ki blast at the ground to give me the boost i nedded in order to make it past the thing and then i just moved slightly out of the way of the last tiny bone that came my way. "WELL.. *HUF* IT'S CLEAR YOU CAN'T *HUFF* DEFEAT ME! YEAH, THAT'S IT, I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!"
"Sure, whatever makes you happy."
"THEREFORE I THE GREAT PAPYRUS GRANT PITY ON YOU, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY!"
"Alright, i accept your mercy." I extended my hand out and he suddenly looked ecstatic.
"WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN THAT... YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS?!"
"Uh, yeah, sure." He shook my hand and laughed.
"NYEH HEH HEH, EXCELLENT! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE MADE A NEW HUMAN FRIEND, NOW, HOW ABOUT WE HANG OUT AT MY HOUSE?!"
"Maybe later, i've got other stuff to do right now, but i'll call you, we'll defenitely hang out."
"ALRIGHT HUMAN, I WILL BE WAITING!" I waved goodbye and walked off to my next destination which was accross the threshold of snow and marshy grass; whatever adventures awaited me here, i would be ready for them.
A/N: Ok, sorry this chapter is way longer than any other chapter in any of my other stories, but it's gonna have to be this way for almost all of them. I plan to cover one game area per chapter if possible. Also, i chopped out a lot of dialogue and filler because i want to put my own spin and dialogue on the story as well as shorten the length as much as possible. Anyway, stay tuned for more, hope you guys enjoy, be sure to R/R. See you in Waterfall, peace.