Vox was sitting at his desk, drumming his fingers, trying to think of a way to ruin the Radio Demon. His teeth began to grind, making a static like noise.
"This is fucking insane!" Vox screamed as he threw his cup of coffee at the wall. In his rage he didn't notice Val stroll in.
"What's the matter, babe? Need me to blow your back out again?" He purred as he got behind Vox and began to rub his shoulders. Vox rolled his eyes as he leaned back in his chair, trying to let Val's hands relax him.
"No what I need is a way to destroy that shit talking Overlord, Alastor. There has to be a way for me to get rid of him for good. Any ideas?" Val let out a 'hmm' as he still worked out Vox's knots.
"Well, you're the one who worked with him a while. What're his weaknesses?" Vox got up abruptly and began to pace in front of his desk.
"Do you think if I knew what his weaknesses were, I'd be sitting here not doing anything? The demon has none!" Val hopped up on Vox's desk, crossing his legs.
"Every demon has a weakness. You just have to figure out what it is!"
"Well I know it's nothing physical. Has to be something mental, but what.." Vox was thinking so hard that his face began to glitch slightly.
"Any bitches he fucked? Maybe they've got some juicy gossip about his dick game." Vox let out a harsh laugh.
"Oh that's a good one. Alastor has no interest in anything like that." Val raised an eyebrow.
"Really? Shame. Sex always makes for a fun time and a fatal weakness." Vox stopped pacing and cut a glance at his partner.
"Question. Do you and Velvette still make those Love Potions?" Val chuckled as he got up and meandered to the TV demon.
"Well of course. Makes the sex fucking insane. But you just said Alastor doesn't partake in anything like that?" Vox looked at his shattered coffee cup on the ground. As he walked over to it and picked up the handle, he felt an idea light in his head.
"No...Alastor doesn't partake in sex." Vox turned around and swung the handle around his finger coily. "I said nothing about love." Val cocked his head in confusion.
"Ok I see where you're going with this but you're missing a very important piece: how the fuck are you going to get him to drink a love potion? He doesn't trust you."
Val had a point. How would he be able to get him to drink a love potion? It's easier said than done, that's for sure. He tapped the edge of his screen in thought. His smile began to grow.
"Say Val, don't you have a new assistant?"
"Um yeah? He brings me coffee and dildos." Val seemed proud of that statement, crossing his arms and holding his head high.
"I wonder if he would be interested in something else other than sex toys."
"Like what? Bondage? Piss play?" Vox smiled and began to drip plasma from his razor teeth.
"How about redemption?"