Florence: Well, hello, and welcome to yet another episode, this time being the number 14! Last episode, the contestants had to survive an imposter placed among them! Only three of them won immunity, and the others were placed up for elimination! This episode, we'll be looking at the elimination! I am your host, and this is WOLF!
Florence: Hello contestants! Well then, last episode didn't serve you well, did it?
Mike: No, it didn't, because we all got murdered!
Florence: Alright, we got a plentitude of votes! Here are the save votes!
Mike: I just wanted to say, before the elimination, whatever happens, Lucifer, you're a good friend.
Lucifer: Heh, the irony. You go from dissing the corny "I'll always be there for you" type quotes, to using one yourself.
Mike: Oh, d'mn it... Not the teasing...
Save:
Mike: 3
Lucifer: 2
Cuphead: 2
Death: 5
Knuckles: 3
Adam: 1
RDJ: 3*
Adam: How the hell did the reaper get 5 save votes?
RDJ: He's that cool. I respect it.
Prize:
Mike: 2
Lucifer: 1
Cuphead: 4
Death: 1
Knuckles: 0
Adam: 2
RDJ: 3*
Cuphead: Oh boy, oh boy oh boy! What do I win?
Florence: Hmm... Take this lollipop!
Cuphead: Ooh- Wait a minute, what flavor is it?
Florence: Well, erm, it's simply just Cotton Candy flavored.
Cuphead: Eh, good enough.
he takes the lollipop from its wrapper and sticks it in his mouth*
Florence: Alright then, for this episode we're going back to the old style where I tell you who is safe individually. The prize today for safety is a singular frosted flake, crushed into a fine powder.
Adam: It better be Lucifer, I want that f'cker gone! He already robbed my friend, my only friend of his spot!
Knuckles: Calm down, competitor, your own anger will cause your elimination!
RDJ: Yeah, don't get your panties in a twist.
Florence: For first safe, it's a tie between Mike and Death!
they receive their powder, and both dump it on the ground in a second*
Florence: ...Okay, next up, Knuckles and RDJ, both still below 0 at -1 votes!
Knuckles: Yes, I remember this substance dubbed as "cereal". It disgusts me.
RDJ: Eh, Fruit Loops are better.
Florence: Lastly, Cuphead and Adam are safe with 0.
Adam: YES! FINALLY! LET'S F''KING GO! WHOO, THE DAY IS HERE AT LAST! SUCK IT, LUCIFER!
Mike: I swear to God...
Lucifer: How many votes did I get?
Florence: ...6.
Lucifer: Well, goodbye guys, I won't waste your time.
Mike: Wait a minute-
whoosh*
Florence: Oh, my apologies...
Mike: *sigh* I guess it's fine. There's still people here I know anyways. This isn't the first time I've done something like this.
Megamind: Of course, owl. We're still here for you!
Cuphead: Yeah, I remember that one show! It was somethin, All-stars...
Sad Sponge: It was Deadly All-stars...
Knuckles: It was, that was a mighty show indeed! I am not fond of being taken from my home, but this DAS, did a wonderful job.
Mike: That's nice, guys. Just think about it. There's more of us here in the final 9 than there are newbies.
Megamind: Yes, I know! There's five of us, and four of them!
RDJ: It's too bad one of you are gonna be eliminated soon. I mean, I'm not trying to be an instigator here, but it's obvious, especially by the way you guys are chatting.
I sweat nervously, knowing what I'm going to be setting up*
...
Mike: Downey, shut the f''k up.
Death lures Cuphead away from his group*
[Death: Watching the chaos is amusing, but not as much as causing it yourself.*
Death: Hey boy... Remember me?
Cuphead: Get away from me! I don't want you near!
Death: Oh, but I have something important to say. Someone's been spreading a rumor about you...
Cuphead: What'dya say?
Death: Why yes, child, Knuckles and Adam have been spreading some just awful, vile misinformation.
Cuphead: What have they been saying?
Death: They've been calling you obscene things like, an obnoxious kid, and a liability to deal with.
Cuphead: *visibly annoyed, fidgeting with the lollipop in his mouth from earlier* Yeah, I already know I am, so?
Death: Well... They uhm... They called you a... poopypants.
Cuphead: WHAT?!?! THEY REALLY DID?!?! I'll show them what for!
[Death: I'll admit, the kid is smart, but he falls for things like, "poopypants". I could've came up with that when I was younger than him, let alone the fact that people would never say that as an adult. Tsk, tsk, tsk...*
Florence: Alright then, it's time for the next challenge! Your challenge today is to survive your worst fears! I will divide you into 3 separate teams, and the team with the highest amount of points will win immunity! Each fear you make it through, you get a point. Let's divide the teams, and get moving!
Team 1:
Doofenshmirtz
Mike
RDJ
Team 2:
Knuckles
Cuphead
Adam
Team 3:
Megamind
Sad Sponge
Death
Doofenshmirtz: Eh, what's happening? I was just looking for a bathroom. I wish I had my Urine-inator here, I could've just extracted it and turned it into drinking water.
Mike: No no, you aren't ever thirsty here. Or hungry. I don't know why, but there hasn't been a single sensation of hunger the entire game.
RDJ: I still want a cheeseburger, they never gave it to me.
Mike: Well of course you want one.
Cuphead: HEY! Why did you guys be so mean about me? You hurt my feelings!
Adam: What the hell are you on, kid? We haven't said a d'mn thing about you!
Knuckles: We are your former teammates, well not Adam nearly as much as me, but we still care!
Adam: Oh no, I don't give a f''k about you. But I'm not gonna be a dick for no reason, there's no point. That said, if I want to, I will!
As Sad Sponge walks by, Adam trips him*
Sad Sponge: Ow...
Death: I wouldn't advise doing that, it may not end well for you.
Adam: Says the guy who murdered him!
BFDI gasp*
Adam: THAT'S RIGHT FUCKERS! I WATCHED IT HAPPEN!
Florence: Whoa, whoa, how did he break the filter?! Nobody does that!
Mike: Huh, I barely even noticed the filter, that's clever.
Megamind: This is incredible, if we start now we'll have a time advantage over the other teams!
Sad Sponge: Okay...
Team 3 runs off while the host, Team 1 and Team 2 bicker, and walk up to a booth, with writing explaining the process*
Death: Let me go first, I'll ace this test.
They put the helmet on Death, and he's briefly warped into a blank void before waking up*
Death: Hmm, it doesn't work on me it seems.
Sad Sponge: I'll do it...
He's warped into a reality with a table full of canned snail food of different varieties*
Employee: Okay Mr. SquarePants, you must taste test all of these cans of food.
Sad Sponge: Ugh... Okay...
He takes bites out of the food, opening different cans and eating the contents*
...
He wakes up*
1 point
the other teams finally catch back up, after completely ignoring the information about Death murdering Sad Sponge a few episodes ago, and focusing on how Adam broke the filter*
Mike: Look, there's two other booths.
They plug in Doofenshmirtz, and he's warped to a place that looks like his old front yard in Gimmelshtump*
Doofenshmirtz: I'm back in Gimmelshtump! Wow, it's my old house too-
Father: *in another language, translated to English* Don't Move!
Doofenshmirtz: No, no, not again! I'm a gnome? Again?!?! *he begins to cry, and ends up being pulled from the simulation*
-1 point
Florence: Oh yes, I forgot to state this, but if you fail, you lose a point! Silly me!
Mike: What the f''k?!?!
-1 point for Team 3, as Death could not compete.
They put Megamind into a simulation, and his fear is being forgotten, as he walks around town and nobody bats an eye*
Megamind: Why are you all ignoring me?
He walks up to Knuckles, Mike, Cuphead and Sad Sponge, who stop conversating and stare at him*
Mike: I'm sorry, do we know you?
Megamind: Yes, it's me, Megamind! That one "Profile Picture" voting? Deadly All-stars?
Knuckles: I do not remember, stop feeding me lies!
Sad Sponge: Just go away...
Megamind: ...Cuphead?
Cuphead: I don't know you, you're scaring me!
Megamind frowns, but realizes something important*
Megamind: You know what, it doesn't matter what you all think of me. I am my own person, and friends change! If you all leave me, it's not me, it's you, and I can live with that!
He wakes up*
1 point
Knuckles: Who should go into the simulation?
Adam: Not me, f''k that sh't! Nuh uh!
Cuphead: I'll do it, just to get away from you two. I thought I could trust you.
He puts on the helmet, and is warped back into his home, where Mugman waits for him*
Cuphead: MUGSIE!!!!!
they give each other an embrace*
Mugman: Well jeez, I didn't know you would be that excited! I just saw you earlier!
Cuphead: What do you mean? It's been a month!
Mugman: No, it's been a few hours. Are you feeling okay, Cuphead? You don't look okay.
Cuphead: I'm fine, I just need you to believe me!
Mugman: Elder Kettle, something's wrong with Cuphead!
Elder Kettle: What seems to be the problem?
Mugman: He's ranting on and on about how long it's been since he's seen us!
Cuphead: It's all true! There's all sorts of wacky people where I was, and the host of the show is a robot!
Elder Kettle: Now now, quit making up stories, boy! It's time for dinner!
Cuphead: *he calms down, and realizes nothing is really true here* You know, I could go for dinner...
Wakes up*
1 point
Team 1: -1 point
Team 2: 1 point
Team 3: 1 point*
Florence: Okay, this is taking a while! First team to 3 points wins immunity!
Team 1 decides to put Mike in the simulation next, and his fear is to do something permanent to himself*
Artist: Okay, now we're just gonna ease the pen on there, okay?
Mike: *in his mind* It's just a simulation, it's just a simulation, it's just a simulation.
The artist begins to mark his skin, filling him with a tolerable amount of pain, not too unbearable, as the drawing takes shape*
Artist: And there we go, all done! That wasn't so bad!
he wakes up*
1 point
Sad Sponge is put in another fear by Team 3, this time being the only miserable person in a sea of happiness*
Sad Sponge: Everyone's so happy... Eh, I go through this so often now... It doesn't matter, I can pursue happiness.
He wakes up, and the others stand in shock at how quickly he arose*
Megamind: That was a crazy speed! I can't believe it!
Death: I'm impressed...
1 point
Knuckles is put into a fear next, and his fear is failing his ancestors*
Knuckles: Ahh, this is my home... But where is the master emerald?
The Master Emerald has been taken from it's place, and Knuckles sits in fear*
Knuckles: Dear ancestors, I beg of your forgiveness. I have lost the master emerald like a fool, and my incompetence has shined through. Lend me the wisdom to carry on...
He sits in silence, alone for at least an hour to his perspective until suddenly*
...
He wakes up*
1 point
Team 1: 0 points
Team 2: 2 points
Team 3: 2 points*
RDJ is put into a fear, which is not getting anything he wants, and immediately wakes up because he's already living it*
RDJ: I might as well get used to it.
1 point
Sad Sponge is put into another fear, and that's living in a Family Guy cutaway, for some reason*
Sad Sponge: I'm not afraid of this, why am I here?
Peter Griffin: Because of me, Peter Griffin! No way, I successfully hijacked this dudes mind! Hey, this is like the time that I farted in an old man's breathing machine!
Sad Sponge: What-
--
Peter walks in a room to find an old man resting in his bed*
Peter: Hehehe, I got a funny idea.
He takes the tube out from the man's oxygen canister, farts in the tube, and puts it back in the canister like it was*
Peter: Jeez, this is gonna be so epic.
18 hours later...*
Peter: Aw, epic, I got mail!
He pulls out a few letters, one being a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate invite he unknowingly trashes, and another being overdue rent, until he finds a funeral invite with the man's name on it*
Peter: Aw, crap.
--
Sad Sponge wakes up*
1 point
Florence: And, Team 3 wins immunity! Viewers, you know what to do. Save, Prize, Eliminate! Voting ends June 14th!