BTW guys this is owned by Ryan Murphy. Also there are some parts I didn't bother to write. But this episode isn't anyones favorite soooooo. Have fun please. Also I'm not exactly good with relationships considering I've never been in one soooo... you'll understand later
The glee club is all gathered to watch a video Tina recorded of Blaine in headphones twerking while setting up the chairs. Blaine sits separately while being embarresed at everyones laughter.
"Blaine this is nothing to be embarrassed about." Will said.
"Of course it is Mr. Schue look at him, he looks more ridiculous than ever, and thats saying something." Bree said being comparable to a female dog.
"Yes, he does." Ryder agrees.
"That's a twerk fail gawker nightmare." Blaine said.
Will shakes his head. "No. This is a revelation." he said.
"If this is turning into what I think it's turning into, I just want to say that it's physically impossible for me to twerk." Artie mentions.
"Guys, look how you're all riveted by that video. That's the kind of reaction we need from the judges if we're gonna one-up Throat explosion at nationals. We need to edge up our America's sweetheart image a bit. Show the judges that we're not afraid to rebel."
Rory raises his eyebrow. "Umm sir? Won't it be a little strange to have a bunch of teenagers twerk in a nationals competition? It seems a little outside the box to me.
"Exactly Rory. We are going to think outside the box to convince the judges that being risky is a good thing."
"But, what if some of us don't know how to twerk?" Marley said embarrassingly.
"Of course you don't wallflower." Bree said with a smirk causing Marley to roll her eyes.
"Have no fear, your twerk-torial is here." Everyone cheers. "Hey, and if you can all dance like Blaine did in that video, we are gonna need a bigger trophy case." After Will said that everyone started twerking for fun.
They reconvene in the auditorium for Booty Camp (emphasis on the booty this week) led by Jake, Kitty, and their new member Bree.
"Okay, listen up. Twerking did start in Atlanta in the club scene, but it is global now. And whether you call it the booty pop or P-pop or the Sissy Bounce, all that you need to do it is..." Jake slaps his own butt. "A working booty and the right attitude and education. So we'll start with the basics. Kitty?"
Kitty steps forward to show them how she does it."All right, you basic bitches, feet should-width apart. Bend your knees, turn them out, hands on hips, thumbs on the butt. And pop it, pop it, pop it, pop it, pop it, pop it." She instructs.
Everyone does their best. Unique, Sugar and Sam are naturals at this dance, while Tina, Rory, Marley, and Ryder are possibly the worst twerkers ever. While Jake walked Marley through it Bree couldn't help but stare at Jake with attraction. Her plan wasn't going great since Jake told her he only wanted Marley last week which forced her to convince Sue to let her join New Directions. She may want to crush them but she wants Jake more. While they danced together in cheerios rehearsal she couldn't help but admire his skill. She had to find a way to convince him she's better for him. Or maybe she could do something about Marley... hmm. Maybe...
A lot of things are going on in McKinley. Unique tried the girls bathroom which ended up starting the Bathroom Gender Riot of 2013. Bree's been flirting with Jake, Rory's been trying to get Sugar to take him back, and Jake and Marley are going places. But the thing that the Glee club is focussing on... is twerking being illegal. Yep they don't care about the bathroom crisis. They just want to shake their booties like a bunch of little Miley Cyrus'. However, Sue Sylvester put a stop to it with her Sue's corner declaring that no more twerking will be allowed in McKinley and that she's sending a Bill so that it's forbidden in all public schools. That outraged the Glee club. They are all arguing about it in the Choir room until Will entered the room and put it to a stop. "Guys, guys! What's going on?"
Jake turns to him. "Did you not see. Principal Sylvester's latest "Sue's Corner"? She's trying to take away our God-given right to twerk, Mr. Shue, it's bullcrap!"
"You said we needed to think outside the box Mr. Schue? Well our Box is broken Sir! THE BOX IS GONE!" Rory said causing an uproar until Artie wheels forward.
"I think what we're all feeling, Mr. Shue, is that we were really onto something with this whole twerking at nationals thing." Artie said.
"I completely agree with you. Principal Sylvester is drawing a line in the sand. She's deciding what's acceptable and what's not, and that's just not gonna stand. The fact is, twerking is about blurring the lines, between the past and the present, between men and women, between tradition and envelope-pushing! It's all in that Alan Thicke song that I love." Will said not knowing the truth about the song he's bringing up.
"Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke?" He asks
"Exactly."
"That's not what that song's about."
"Sue Sylvester wants to draw a line in the sand? Well, we're gonna blur it. And blow this debate wide open!" He said as the group goes outside to begin their song while roaming the halls.
Will:
Everybody get up (Jake: Hey) (Artie: Hey)
Everybody get up
Jake:
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey (Artie: Uh)
Hey, hey, hey (Artie: Huh, huh)
Turn me up
Will:
If you can't hear
What I'm trying to say (Jake: Girl come here)
If you can't read
From the same page
Maybe I'm going deaf (Jake: Hey, hey, hey)
Maybe I'm going blind (Jake: Hey, hey, hey)
Maybe I'm out of my mind (Jake: Hey, hey, hey)
Everybody get up
{We cut to Jake who sings to Marley who is standing against the wall surrounded by twerking students and Bree is staring.}
Jake (New Directions):
OK now he was close
Tried to domesticate you
But you're an animal
Baby, it's in your nature (Kitty: Meow)
Just let me liberate you (Hey, hey, hey)
You don't need no papers (Hey, hey, hey)
That man is not your maker (Hey, hey, hey)
And that's why I'm
{They all walk down the hall dancing, sometimes stopping to twerk.}
Jake with Artie (with Bree):
Gon' take a (good girl) (Artie: Ooh)
Bree:
I know you want it (Artie: Hey!)
Jake:
I know you want it
Bree:
I know you want it
Artie and Bree:
You're a good girl
Bree (Artie):
Can't let it get past me (Oh, yeah)
You're far from plastic (Alright)
Talk about getting blasted
Jake (with Artie and Bree):
I hate these (blurred lines)
Bree:
I know you want it (Artie: Hey, yeah)
Jake:
I know you want it (Artie: Oh, oh, yeah, yeah)
Bree:
I know you want it
Artie, Jake and Bree:
But you're a good girl (Artie: Hey)
Bree with Jake:
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty (Artie: Hey, hey, hey!)
Go ahead, get at me
Will:
Everybody get up
{They stop at astronomy class full of students and a teacher. Rory steps in front of Sugar who can't hide that she's amused. Bree is seen recording Marley as she tries to twerk on Jake and failing spectacularly.}
Rory:
Baby can you breathe?
I got this from Jamaica
It always works for me
Dakota to Decatur (Uh, huh)
Jake (New Directions):
No more pretending (Hey, hey, hey, uh, huh)
Cause now you winning (Hey, hey, hey, uh, huh)
Here's our beginning (Hey, hey, hey, uh, huh)
Artie:
I always wanted a good girl, yeah
Bree:
I know you want it
Jake:
I know you want it
Bree:
I know you want it
Artie and Bree:
You're a good girl
Bree (Artie):
Can't let it get past me (Oh, yeah)
You're far from plastic (Alright)
Talk about getting blasted
Jake (with Artie and Bree):
I hate these (blurred lines)
Will:
Everybody get up
Bree:
I know you want it
Jake:
I know you want it
Bree:
I know you want it
Rory (with Artie and Bree):
But you're a (good girl)
Bree and Jake (Artie):
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty (Hey, hey)
Go ahead, get at me
Bree, Artie, Rory and Jake with New Directions:
These blurred lines
Will:
Everybody get up
Unique feels guilty for the bathroom incident so she decides to do something she truly dreads, breaking her values. She walks into the boys bathroom feeling very disappointed and before she can go into a stall she is stopped by a jock.
"Well, well, if it isn't the "Q" in the LGBTQ- XYZ-who-gives-a-crap. You want me to warm that seat up for you, sweetheart?" The creep said.
"Listen, we get it. It must just be hell hiking up that lovely dress at a urinal." Another jock said.
"Just let me do my business, and I'll go, please." Unique pleads.
A new jock exits his stall. "Oh, sorry, we're just curious how exactly you do that." He said as Ryder exits his stall enraged.
"The same way you do now beat it!" Ryder yells.
"Hey calm down Lynn. We're all guys here." Jock #1 said as he grabs Unique's wig and prepares to flush it down the toilet before he gets pulled out of the stall by Ryder who punches him in the face and tackles him to the ground. As Ryder continues to fight him, he gets grabbed by the jocks compatriots. They soon start to beat him up.
"No please! Let him go!" Unique pleads for Ryder but is ignored until Joe enters the bathroom, sees what's going on, and tackles the compatriots while Ryder gets back to fighting until Coach Beiste enters the room and stops the fight.
"Hey! What the hell is going on here!"
Jock #1 stops fighting in fear. "U-umm nothing coach just... messing around."
"Ryder's black eye says something else. All of you get out. I'll deal with you later." No one moves. "GO!" They immediately run away in fear. Beiste turns to Ryder. "You alright pumpkin?"
"Yeah, just a little beat. I'll live."
"What happened here?"
"They were harassing me. Ryder and Joe were helping me out." Unique explained.
"I just showed up. Ryder's the real hero here." Joe said.
"Come on man. I was getting my ass kicked until you showed up. Don't sell yourself short." Ryder replied.
"You gonna be okay Unique?" Beiste asks her. Unique looks down at her feet.
"U-uh yeah. I'll be okay. Let me just hang here alone for a minute please?" Unique asked and everyone obliges.
Unique:
If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
Throw on what I wanted and go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they stick up for me
{She goes to the choir room with a spotlight to sing this song. Ryder stares at her with tears coming out of his eyes same as hers. }
If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
{This causes the couples to hold their hands in sadness.}
It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong
But you're just a boy
You don't understand
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you wish you were a better man
Oh! You don't listen to her
And you don't care how it hurts, oh oh!
Until you lose the one you wanted
'Cause you've taken her for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
But you're just a boy
Jake stands up. "We need some names." Unique looks surprised.
Sam stands up. "Yeah, you know, some people at this school need to get their ass kicked to learn not to mess with you anymore."
"Come on, guys, you know that's not a solution." Will persuades them much to their disappointment.
Sam persists however. "No, enough is enough."
Unique decides to stop them. "Mr. Shue's right. I love you guys. And your support means everything. But it won't fix anything. In fact, it'll probably make everything worse."
They decide that since they can't help Unique they will focus on the twerking thing. The school board is at the auditorium to hear some cases for some changes in the school.
Superintendent Harris begins speaking. "Now, the McKinley School Board calls to the podium. "Teacher of the Year..." What is this, a typo? William Schuester?"
Will moves to the stage to talk in the mic."Thank you, Superintendant. And a very good evening to everyone. We really appreciate you moving this meeting of the school board to the auditorium where you could hear and see our case. Now, as you all know, Sue Sylvester has recently banned a dance known as twerking from McKinley.
Another superintendent speaks up. "You call it twerking? I call it dance porn."
"Well, that is exactly what people once said about an outrageous new dance called the waltz." Suddenly a spotlight appeared and Sam and Tina do the waltz dance in a suit and dress. "It was considered indecent because a man and woman were actually clutching each other as they whirled around the ballroom. In the 1920s, rebellious jazz babies shocked society by kicking up their heels to Charleston." Unique walks in dragging Artie as they dance together. Ryder then walked on stage with Rory with new hairstyles. Ryder removes his jacket and they both started shaking his legs. "In the '50s, everyone was scandalized by Elvis' pelvis. And then came a flood of dirty dancing. The twist. The pony. And heaven forbid, the mashed potato." Blaine, Joe, Sugar and Kitty start doing those dances in stylish outfits.(Not new to Sugar no doubt.) "All considered scandalous and sinful then. Now, with time and distance, thought of as quaint and innocent even. In the '80s came the most forbidden dance of them all... the Lambada." Then Marley dances with Jake slightly revealing outfits. "Spawning national outrage and two not-so-great movies."
"And now... it's twerking." Rap music starts playing as Bree takes the lead in twerking. " I guarantee you that in 20 years, twerking will be considered a silly nostalgic dance. So I ask you. Do you want to be on the right side of musical history?"
Mr. Schue was called to the principals office where Sue explains that she gave Unique her own personal bathroom. However it just happened to be a purple Porta Potti that resides in the middle of the choir room. They all look disgusted.
"We have to move it." Kitty suggested.
"We tried." Joe mentions.
"It's bolted to the floor." Blaine said.
Unique shakes her head. "I am so sorry, guys. This is like living a nightmare." As she says that Tina comes out of the purple bathroom. This shocks everyone.
"Tina? How could you?" Blaine said.
"Seriously Babe?" Sam said.
"What? It's convenient. Jesus, get your priorities straight guys." Tina said unapologeticly.
"Uh, o-okay, guys. L-let's practice our-our twerking."
"Twerking? Now? Shouldn't we worry about this... thing." Ryder gestures to the Porta Potti. "What about Unique?" He said shocked.
"We will handle that Ryder. But for now..."
"We're just gonna shake our butts with something we're probably not gonna use for nationals just for a little statement? This is actually important? No! Unique is having one of the most struggling parts of life as a transgender woman and you all just want to shake your butts and forget about it?!"
"Look Ryder I get where you're coming from but it's out of our hands for now."
"...Maybe for now. But we're going to do something about this. Because we are not going to let our friend feel ashamed and just shrug on it." After he said, they all nodded to Ryder's statement.
Bree is looking at a Vine she made with her cheerio friends. She then sees Marley walking down the hall and decides to start her plan. Give Marley doubt.
"Oh, Marley, have you seen this Vine?" She shows Marley her phone. It is Marley twerking at Jake from earlier. "I call it "Squeezin' Out a Twerkle Head." It looks like you've got a bad case of the spastic butt coughs."
"Good one! You're hilarious. Like, Comedy Central-funny." Marley said sarcastically as she rolls her eyes and walks away.
"Hey! I was just trying to be helpful. I'd be happy to give you twerk lessons. Twerking's really not that hard, not if you have the right partner. Like say... Jake."
Marley raises her brow. "What about Jake?"
"Well I just think that maybe he could use some lessons too. Though he may need a partner with a little more experience so I suggest a little waiting."
"Hold on, I know what you're trying to do. You may have made me a little paranoid over Jake last week but that's not going to work this time. Jake loves me."
"Does he? Or is he just using you? Maybe he would rather go out with a girl who'd be more... willing if you know what I mean." Bree said.
Marley doesn't think so. "We're taking it slow okay? And Jake's not like that. And if he was, he would aim a lot higher than trash like you."
Bree fake gasps. "That is slut-shaming. You are using the derogatory label "trash" for a female's natural sensuality. It's femiphobic, neoretrogenderist and a clear form of sexual bullying." She gestures to the Bully-Free Zone sign behind her. "And as this beautiful poster clearly states, this is a Bully-Free Zone. But I will be the better person and not report you to Principal Sylvester for immediate expulsion." She turns to walk away before turning back with a smirk. "Mark my words Marley Rose, Jake will be mine. And when he is he's going to forget all about you... Wallflower." She said as she walks away leaving Marley to her thoughts. Thinking just for a moment that maybe Jake will leave her. She goes to the auditorium to vent her feelings
Marley:
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A love no one could deny
{Marley swings on a wrecking ball in a short blue dress}
Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I can't live a lie, running for my life
I will always want you
{The wrecking ball crashes on a brick wall.}
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck-eck-eck me
Yeah, you, you wreck-eck-eck me
I came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
Left me crashing in a blazing fall
All you ever did was wreck-eck-eck me
Yeah, you, you wreck-eck-eck me
I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in
And instead of using force
I guess I should've let you win
Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
{She throws a brick at a window}
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck-eck-eck me
{She throws another brick at a window}
I came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
Left me crashing in a blazing fall
All you ever did was wreck-eck-eck me
Yeah, you, you wreck-eck-eck me
Yeah, you, you wreck-eck-eck me
She sits in the auditorium in doubt and sorrow. Jake is backstage starring at her before walking in to give her a much needed hug.
Unique is walking towards the boys bathroom again but then hesitates. She knows that this isn't who she is. She is a girl and she needs the world to accept it. And hopefully they will one day. But not today. Just as she's about to walk in Ryder puts his hand on the door to stop her.
"Don't. Don't do this to yourself." He said.
"I don't want to but I have to. No ones going to let me go to the girls bathroom so this is the only option."
"Pee in the bushes. Drink water at home. Hold it in. Do something just not this!"
"Why do you even care Ryder?! It's not your problem!" Unique snaps.
"Because I care about you. Because you're a great friend and you don't deserve this. And because I have a solution for you." And with that he grabs her hand and they walk to the faculty bathroom where Mr. Schue is waiting.
"What's going on?" She asks
"Listen Unique. From now on, whenever nature calls, I want you to find me. And I'm going to open this up for you." Mr. Schue opens the door for her. "It's a single stall, so it's coed. No one needs to know how you identify yourself. They just need to know that you washed your hands after." They chuckle at that.
Unique smiles at this solution. "Thank you." She said.
"I'll leave you to it." Mr. Schue said as he walked away leaving them alone.
"I have to ask, why did you do this? After what I did to you?"
Ryder sighs. "I was hurt, when you told me and it was eating me up inside. But despite all that my greatest regret is that I didn't know you were Katie. And you should know that my feelings for Katie-for you, were real. And..." He looks down in embarrasment.
"And?" Unique asks curiously.
"...and this." He cups her face and kisses her to her surprise before she quickly kisses back. They share this moment for a minute or two before pulling out for air. They smile for a moment before Unique's smile turns into a frown and she rushes to the bathroom. "W-wait!" She slams the door on him causing him to feel sad. He walks away and feels disappointed. He just can't understand why Unique would leave her hanging like that. Does she not feel the same way anymore?
So after everything, the superintendents did not rule in their favor. However Mr. Schue was okay with that. He decided that he should instead just do what he can for Unique. She got herself a key to the Faculty bathroom, and they don't have to twerk anymore, much to the Glee clubs surprising contentness. Marley and Joe hated the twerking for making them sexually uncomfortable. Bree was a little disappointed since she can't watch Jake anymore but whatever. Blaine suggests another number that's more them.
{Unique enters the auditorium with it's added lights and merry-go-round}
Unique (with New Directions):
I'll believe when the walls stop turning
I'll believe when the storm is through
I believe that I can hear them say
{Tina starts walking beside her to the end of the stage where the rest are down clapping.}
Tina:
"David won't you stop dreaming now?"
Artie:
And everybody clap your hands and shout
Kitty (and Artie with New Directions):
And everybody clap your hands and shout
(Oh no, they shout)
Blaine and Unique with New Directions:
We are young, we are one
Let us shine for what it's worth
Sam with Ryder and New Directions:
(New Directions: To your place) To your place, place, place
We're on our way, way, way
We're on our way, way, way
We're on our way somehow
Hold me close, close, close
We're losing time, time, time
We're losing time, time, time
We're falling to the ground
Rory with Ryder and New Directions:
We are young, we are one
Let us shine for what it's worth
Blaine with Ryder and New Directions:
(New Directions: To your place) To your place, place, place
We're on our way, way, way
We're on our way, way, way
We're on our way
{They sit on the merry-go-round with Sam spinning it.}
Ryder with Marley (with New Directions):
Hold me close
We're losing time
Hold me close
(We're falling to the ground)
Ryder:
Taxi driver, sun is rising
Blaine:
Damn the sirens, keep on driving
Artie:
Flashing light, oh what a night
Jake:
I miss her bed, I lost my head
Joe, Sugar and Unique with New Directions:
And it's sunning, we're still running
For her rooftop, our last stop
Barefoot, naked, don't you let me go (New Directions: Go, go, go!)
Sam with Ryder and New Directions:
(New Directions: To your place) To your place, place, place
We're on our way, way, way
We're on our way, way, way
We're on our way somehow
Hold me close, close, close
We're losing time, time, time
We're losing time, time, time
We're falling to the ground
Artie with Ryder and New Directions:
We are young, we are one
Let us shine for what it's worth
Blaine with Ryder and New Directions:
(New Directions: To your place) To your place, place, place
We're on our way, way, way
We're on our way, way, way
We're on our way
New Directions (Unique with New Directions):
Ooooooohh! (This night will never end, this night will never end)
Ooooooohh! (This night will never end)
This night will never end
Sugar:
Hold me close, we're losing time
Hold me close, we're falling to the ground
STARRING:
Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester
Darren Criss as Blaine Anderson
Chord Overstreet as Sam Evans
Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina Cohen-Chang
Kevin McHale as Artie Abrams
Vanessa Lengies as Sugar Motta
Damian McGinty as Rory Flanagan
Samuel Larsen as Joe Hart
Alex Newell as Unique Adams
Melissa Benoist as Marley Rose
Jacob Artist as Jake Puckerman
Blake Jenner as Ryder Lynn
Becca Tobin as Kitty Wilde
Erinn Westbrook as Bree Westbrook
Thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed the little Rynique I snuck onboard. I'll be honest it wasn't what I was originally planning for them but hey, sometimes plans change. Plus it's going to be the start of a little confusion. Also I needed a reason to stay motivated to complete the episode. It's my least favorite episode of the series so I needed something. Anyway thank you and have a good day.
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