(the episode starts with Taichi massaging Lori's foot as Mimi shows up)
Lori Loud: oh hey Mimi what's up?
Mimi Tachikawa: Sambash wants us to shoot some videos of us battling Kaijus
Lori Loud: cool
Taichi Yagami: sweet
Mimi Tachikawa: so your your future fans,get to know you,now get shooting,get the camera,and meet us this morning (leaves)
Luna Loud: a video of us battling Kaijus,how awesome is that?
Kari Yagami: we're gonna be huge!
Isamu Hoshino: and have access to expense therapists
Taichi Yagami: but we don't the first thing of doing a video
Lori Loud: it's easy Taister,all we gotta do is make a video of Greymon battling a Kaiju,and post it on Facebook,or any other social media for that matter
Taichi Yagami: except there's not a Kaiju in sight
Lori Loud: oh the Kaiju will be here anytime soon,we'll just have to wait for the right time
(elsewhere Baltan 2 shows up)
Alien Baltan 2: (roars)
(cuts to Sambash)
Gun Boss Sambash: guys,I just got word that Baltan 2 just showed up at the town's plaza
Lori Loud: ok,guess now's the right time
Gun Boss Sambash: which is why is time for phase 2,of getting the Digidestined on the web so everyone will know and buy your merchandise
Lola Loud: So your point?
Mimi Tachikawa; guys,get ready because the Digidestined is spending the day with Mr Grouse,one of the best bloggers around
Mimi Tachikawa: guys,Mick Swagger is nobody until he met Ultraman Shodai,then he became,the real deal
Gun Boss Sambash: and today,it's the Digidestined at the public pool
Everyone: (cheers)
Lincoln Loud: So all we gotta do is to hang out with Mr Grouse and get to be the real deal?
Sambash and Mimi: (laughs) no
Gun Boss Sambash: I don't want him near the real you,you'll just lock him or sick Garurumon at him
Daisuke Motomiya: Cause that's bad right?
Mimi Tachikawa: yes,cause if you have a bad day with Mr Grouse,your career shall go down in flames
Luna Loud: you mean like a disaster?
Gun Boss Sambash: exactly,and now let's go for it shall we? (honks an air horn)
(shows Wallace and his crew)
Wallace: Let's begin shall we?
(meanwhile)
Alien Baltan 2: (rampaging)
(back to Taichi and co)
Wallace: guys,today is the perfect opportunity for us to be famous on the web
Lincoln Loud: and what good will that do?
Wallace; well people in this town see us fighting against Kaiju right?
Sam Sharp: So Sambash decided the only way to get more people seeing us is to be on the web right?
Everyone: right
Gun Boss Sambash: Now good luck my friends,and let the power protect you,wait did I see that out loud? Never mind (he and Mimi left)
Isamu Hoshino: I don't know guys,seems a bit complicated when it comes to be on social media
Lola Loud: relax Hoshino,we got everything in the bag
Taichi Yagami; yeah and it's unlikely it's going to be a disaster right?
Lincoln Loud: remember what happened last time?
(flashback shows Bemular attacking Mr Grouse's house)
Taichi Yagami: ok maybe not the bestest of ideas,but that's last month,this is now
Lincoln Loud: if you insist Taichi
Kari Yagami: Why are you brushing Taichi's hair?
Lori Loud: because he needs to look on social media
(cuts to Mimi and Sambash)
Mimi Tachikawa: shouldn't we help them
Gun Boss Sambash; uh we are helping them,here's phrase 3 of my plan,I've giving them Facebook accounts,that way they can text their fans upon what's happening,only they won't be posting,it'll be me,because they're pinheads
Mimi Tachikawa: please don't
Gun Boss Sambash: it's easy,it's about fun facts about yourselves,I might've told my friends about the Monster Graveyard incident
Mimi Tachikawa: I don't think it's a good idea to show it to people who are sketchy
Gun Boss Sambash: ok,and does that make a difference?
(elsewhere in town)
Alien Godola: (spits out coffee) sacre bleu! The gunman finds out about the Monster Graveyard!
(the Seijins are shocked in anger)
Alien Baltan 2: (rampaging)
Wallace: everyone,say hello to Sam's little brother Simon Sharp
Daisuke Motomiya: What's with the biscuit?
(Simon throws a biscuit at Daisuke as he eats it)
Simon Sharp: it's for defense
Taichi Yagami: against what? Rabid badgers?
Simon Sharp: actually yeah
Taichi Yagami: oh
Sam Sharp: he's been doing ever since he got attacked by a rabid raccoon
Isamu Hoshino: yikes! Imagine if one of us starts to have…
Lori Loud: no!
Taichi Yagami: yikes! A double yikes!
Wallace: anyways,this is a test you cannot fail
Yolei Inoue: you need to make this a day,Mr Grouse shall never forget
Sam Sharp: what he is,is what he thinks
Gun Boss Sambash: and remember,keep your stuff up at all costs,and the web is a powerful tool,that'll take the Digidestined right on the top
(cuts to Mr Grouse)
Mr Grouse: So you guys are the Digidestined?
Isamu Hoshino; (laughs) You're so old!
(Lola punches him)
Taichi Yagami: yep in the flesh
Mr Grouse: So how'd you describe the Digidestined's actions?
Digidestined: a name for a group of warriors that is passed down for centuries
Mr Grouse: what'll you be doing if you're in a group of warriors?
Daisuke Motomiya: I would say the team's big eater
Mr Grouse: And who are you?
Isamu Hoshino: I'm Hoshino
(back to Sambash)
Gun Boss Sambash: right now the Digidestined are doing just fine,and thanks to Facebook,everything is going as planned
Mimi Tachikawa: (sees the TV) why are you on TV?
News reporter: Sambash,is back in the news for an outrage for the Seijins,after posting that the Monster Graveyard incident,the Seijins are out for a full scale assault towards his location
Gun Boss Sambash: NOOOO!
Mr Grouse: ok,done
Lori Loud: What,that's it?
Mr Grouse: Digidestined is just another group of people who always like to show off to other people,I suspect their skills to be done for them,don't watch their video,bye (leaves)
Luna Loud: well that didn't work
Taichi Yagami: it's time for plan B,as in be ourselves
Everyone: (follows him)
Taichi Yagami: Wait,wait! That wasn't us out there
Lori Loud: just give us a second chance
Lincoln Loud: and you can't leave yet,cause is not over yet
Isamu Hoshino: yeah and it's not 5 minutes
Mr Grouse: my blog seeks the truth,and the truth is that the Digidestined is nothing but fools,now I'm going back to the coffee shop and post this to my blog and tell everyone that the Digidestined is a big waste of time
(Daisuke grabs Mr Grouse as he locks him up in closet)
Everyone: what was that?!
Daisuke Motomiya: plan C?
(eyecatch)
Leni Loud; ok,I disconnected the Wi-Fi so that Mr Grouse can't post that blog
Ken Ichijouji; yeah not to mention we disconnected the cable TV and other whatnot
Mr Grouse: You can't stop the truth!
Lola Loud: look,we'll let you out under one condition
Taichi Yagami: yeah,don't post that blog about us being phonies
Mr Grouse: ok,I will
Lincoln Loud: whew
(Taichi opens the door as Mr Grouse comes out of the closet as he about to run but Daisuke grabs him again and throws him into the closet)
Daisuke Motomiya: might as well think twice upon doing so
(back to Baltan 2)
Alien Baltan 2: (rampaging)
Katherine Mulligan: Katherine Mulligan live at the scene where protesters are setting a full scale assault at Sambash
Gun Boss Sambash: It was a typo!
Sam Sharp: don't worry,Seijins tend to get tired quickly,go home,and make waffles
Wallace: yeah so keep that in mind
Katherine Mulligan: and joining the protest is the leader of the Seijins,is Alien Rayblood
Wallace and Sam; except for that guy
Alien Rayblood; (pushes Katherine) Sambash,I'm coming for you (breaks a glass bottle)
Gun Boss Sambash: (screams) send
(back to Taichi and co)
Taichi Yagami; look,we just wanna chance to change it thats all
Mr Grouse: fine,I'll interview though the door
Ken Ichijouji: finally
Mr Grouse: What made you decide to become warriors?
Taichi Yagami: well we didn't plan on this but it's because that our parents are once part of the Digidestined
Mr Grouse: someone elaborate on that
Koshiro Izumi: oh that's easy,it's (noticed something) what the…(open the door and as it showed Mr Grouse is gone)
Luan Loud; he's in the ducts!
Everyone: (goes after him)
Mr Grouse: all I gotta do is to turn on the WiFi and expel the truth!
Lola Loud: hey there's no running,so give up!
(Mr Grouse continues crawling)
Everyone: (continues following him as Mr Grouse falls into the ducts and lands into the ducts)
Lori Loud: So now what?
Taichi Yagami: I would say community service or hard labor
Lincoln Loud: ouch
(Mr Grouse climbing up)
Kari Yagami: Is he going up?
Mr Grouse: nothing can stop me,nothing!
(everyone continues to follow him)
Mr Grouse: where is the internet connection? (shows a computer) Bingo! (about to fall but land into the garbage can)
Lincoln Loud: easy
(cuts to the Seijins at the house)
Wallace: now,once they see a photo of you enjoying their waffles
Sam Sharp: everything will be back to normal
Mimi Tachikawa: Wait,aren't Seijin waffles supposed to be thick?
Sam Sharp: yeah
Wallace and Sam; and so are Seijins! (laughs)
(Sam post a snapshot of Sambash holding a plate of warriors)
Alien Rayblood: these aren't Seijin waffles,these are Eggo waffles! Get him!
(the Seijins barges in the house)
Gun Boss Sambash: uh oh
Alien Rayblood: Gun Boss Sambash,you have insulted us Seijins for the last time!
Simon Sharp: wait! I'll hold them off (throws a biscuit at them but nothing happened as he runs off)
Mimi Tachikawa: RUN!
(they make a run for it as the Seijins go after them)
Lincoln Loud: so there you have it,that's why we've become the Digidestined
Taichi Yagami: Why does he think that we're phonies? He should like us!
Lori Loud: why would he like us,I gotta be honest,he's not very honest at all! Worst then that,a Kaiju will show up here any minute now
Kari Yagami: like that over there?
Alien Baltan 2: (roars)
Taichi Yagami: monsload!
Greymon: (roars)
(prehistoric battle)
Greymon: fire breath!
Alien Baltan 2: (demises)
Greymon: (roars)
(after the battle)
Leni Loud: Sambash,we're back from the interview,whoa what happened here?
Gun Boss Sambash: yeah here's the deal,since I told the Seijins about the whole Monster Graveyard thing,they pull a full scale assault on our house
Ken Ichijouji: ouch
Gun Boss Sambash: So how's it going with the blog?
Luna Loud: oh the blog! (turns on the computer) After being locked up in a garbage can,I enjoyed the Kaiju and a give it a thumbs up
Everyone: whew
Taichi Yagami: that's good to hear
Gun Boss Sambash: alright,alright time to wind it down,let's go back to phrase 1 to make some web videos for our website
Mimi Tachikawa: and this time,try not to break the cameras
Everyone: got it!
Taichi Yagami: hey guys,this is the Digidestined
Lori Loud: and this is what is like to fight a Kaiju on a daily basis
(shows Greymon battling Woo)
The end