Chapter 20

Lynn Sr: that's how you cook.

Me: ...I still don't understand anything of what you did.

Shido: I don't think cooking is his forte.

Me: yes that's true.

Lincoln: (in a another room) told you.

Me: I am a fighter warrior I have other people to cook for me.

Lynn Sr: who cooks for you?

Me: my friend who is in the great battlefield in the sky.

Shido: so he died?

Me: yes so now you two finish cooking and I will do some stupid shit.

Timeskip brought to you by me trying to light a rock to make a bigger explosion for fireworks

Kotori: this is some more stupid shit.

Me: no it's not!!

I'm in a rocket thinking it's one of those canons at the circus

Me: now light it up!!

Lily lights up the rope and it blows me to the other side of the galaxy

Satsuki: we should get him.

Miku: should we though?

Lucy: he will find his way back.

Tohka: but doesn't he get lost easily?

Kaguya: but he has... his... weapons... he sho- we should go find him.

Kotori: wait how will we get there?

Rita: um... we cou-

Me: that was fun!!!!!

Everyone besides me: what the fu-

Me: language.

Yuzuru: Question how did you get back?

Me: I never left.

Mana: so who was that Lily launched?

Me: I'll be right back (nervous chuckle).

Kotori: who was that Blade?

Me: see you later!

Mana: don't leave!!!

I already left and got Lincoln back before he died

Me: that was close.

Lincoln: why?

Me: I was not going to do that that was stupid.

Lincoln: what the fuck?

Me: don't worry nothing will happen.

Nonon: not yet.

I see everyone looking at me with intent to kill

Me: you got to be shittin me.

I left faster then the speed of light

Narrator: I can't wait till the next chapter.