Chapter 23 beast of Australia
Me: now we will split into three teams and we have to kill at the same time.
Luan: who are the teams?
Me: team A Kotori Lincoln Gamagori Inumuta Sanageyama Lynn Sr Lisa Luna Leni Luan and Shido Kotori leads team A, team B Satsuki Nonon Mana Tohka Kaguya Yuzuru Yoshino Rita Lori Lucy Lynn Lana and Lola Satsuki leads team B and team C is me.
Satsuki: wait what about Miku?
Me: um... I'll be right back.
I go back to Miku who is playing Minecraft and just beat the wither
Me: you beat the ender dragon?
Miku: no.
Me: see you later.
Miku: I hate you.
Me: thank you.
I go back to the others and see them prepared
Nonon: where's Miku?
Me: she didn't beat the ender dragon.
Kotori: why did you do that in the first point?
Me: ... team A you will go above the roof and take out the snipers team B you will be on the ground taking out all of the ground men cause they're at least 200 of them.
Mana: what will you do?
Me: well I have to help the target.
Gamagori: who's the target?
Me: well the target is one of us.
Sanageyama: which one of us?
Me: (chuckles) me.
Lily: why?
Me: it was one time.
Inumuta: wait is this the time where you did-
Me: yup.
Shido: with the-
Me: yup.
Sanageyama: with you ending it-
Me: yup.
Gamagori: I told you not to.
Me: it was one time!
Satsuki: several questions come to mind.
Me: don't ask.
Lincoln: why not?
Me: just don't.
Mana: besides protecting yourself what else will you do?
Me: if my plans don't work we go with plan b.
Lori: what's that?
Me: we fight like hell let's go Maelstrom!!
Timeskip brought to you by me trying to eat doves
Me: now does anyone see the beast?
Gamagori: wait why are there snipers if we are going after the beast?
Me: cause they want to study the beast.
Leni: that's stupid.
Me: thank you.
Lola: why would the beast hunt you?
Me: I fucked his wife.
Lana: what?
Me: I know not one of my best moments.
Satsuki: I see something.
Lincoln: what is it?
Satsuki: Blade it's heading your way!
Me: shit!
I start to run but stop when I see a huge hand in front of me
Me: it's in front of me.
Satsuki: we what do we do now?
Me: you guys finished?
Mana: yes.
Me: Kotori you and team A jump on it and- oh shit!!
Lisa: what's wrong?
Me: shut up.
Luna: no need to be harsh.
Me: no actually shut up.
Tohka: what's wrong?
Me: it's in the same room as me I have to sneak out so unless you guys are coming here shut up.
Kotori: ok follow me.
Kotori and team A jump down the building and they are running like ninja's
Satsuki: we have to go this way to get one the roof.
Satsuki takes team B to where the roof up above the building I'm in
Me: ok now to go over this.
I go over a desk and start to go to the exit but seeing through the mirror it's coming to the same exit
Me: fuck.
The beast starts to flip desks and tables on the other side of the room giving me the time to go to the opposite side and try to leave through the ceiling I get to the other side and I start to go through the air vents and something hits the ground and the beast growls and runs through the wall
Me: damn it.
I start to climb through the vents to the roof
On the roof
Kotori: now we go through and bust through here and get the jump on it.
As they get ready they hear banging coming from a hatch they get ready to kill the beast and I climb through
Me: of you guys need to handle this one.
Lynn: why?
The beast jumps on the roof with a force field and it starts to go on fire
Me: that's why.
Mana: so let's fight it.
Me: we have to run until it gets tired.
We run over the roof and the beast is still chasing us and we parkour are way onto a train well team A and team B on one train and me on the other one
Me: we lost it.
Lynn Sr: behind you!!
I turn around and see it still pissed
Me: you got to be shittin me.
I start to run away
Mana: why are you running?
Me: so it doesn't get a boost.
I run and the trains are getting closer
Me: suck my dick you pissbot!
Lincoln: wait what?
Me: hear me out. Ok? (the beast stops) good now the one I fucked was not your wife it was your husband.
Mana: you fucked a male beast?
Me: no!
Lori: now I'm confused what are we doing again?
Me: a test!
Kotori: (getting pissed off) what??!!
Me: yup this is all fake.
A blast of fire went past my head and I see Kotori about to kill me
Kotori: (demon voice) YOUR DEAD!!!
I get scared and a little turned on??
Me: (scared) I'm sorry?
Kotori: (demon voice) YOUR NOT SORRY!!! YOUR DEAD!!!
Me: (scared) I didn't mean to help?
Mana: who are you?
Me: you guys are back stabbers.
Kotori comes at me with them demon eyes and I leave
Kotori: (demon voice) I WILL FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: chapter ends see you all later bye!!!!!!