Chapter 38 Zero and RWBY

Me: why are we here?

Ruby: so you can do a mission with us.

Me: I can do it by my self.

Weiss: we need help to find out about this world.

Me: Remnant is not a different world.

Yang: what do you mean?

Me: Remnant is the lost continent of earth.

Blake: then how come Remnant is blocked off from the world?

Me: Ironwood found about the other continents and blocked them off and was studying and talking with the different continents country's.

Weiss: then what's the point of the general doing that?

Me: Irondick is a asshole.

Ruby: swear!

I smack the jar into Ruby's room

Me: no way.

Ruby: just put the money I the jar it's easy.

Me: I'm not doing that.

Weiss: how do we sign up for a mission?

Me: you don't.

Yang: then what do we do?

Me: when there is a new mission it pops up on this board right here and keeps them on there until it's completed now which one do you want to do?

Blake: how about the "clear enemy"?

I see which one she's talking about

Me: that's an EX rank.

Yang: so?

Me: first it's Z rank (EX and Z are the same rank or tier) second the best of the best are able to do those lastly it's actually an Z those are only for me.

Ruby: well it's us and you so what's the problem?

Me: the problem is I do Z alone or someone else is strong enough li- what are you doing?!?!

Ruby: we are doing an Z!!

Me: if you die it's not my fault.

We go to Antarctica to kill the false gods (beings that took the rank as a god and normally are very very strong and are for Z plus - Z plus plus) which Ruby wants to lead but despite me saying I should lead she was ignoring me all the time

Ruby: keep an eye out time!

Me: be quiet.

Yang: don't tell my sister what to do!!

Me: I am the only with knowledge of false gods and you will not listen so you four will die.

Blake: I can't hear anything.

Weiss: I can't see a thin-

I roar is heard in the distance

Ruby: (a little scared) what was that?

Me: the false god.

Yang: we're we to loud how did it hear us?

Me: no they have one of the best hearing ever.

Weiss: why didn't you say anything you dolt?

Me: you shouldn't lead without knowledge of your enemy.

The false god jumps down in front of us

Ruby: why is it so short?

Me: she is short because she is the princess of Kepler b95

???: well darling you want to come back with me.~

Me: no chance in hell Carol.

Ruby: swe-

Me: not the time!

Ruby cowers behind Yang

Me: (under my breath) pussy.

Carol: well baby you should've stayed with me.~

Me: you raped me!

Carol: but didn't you enjoy it?

Me: well yeah I did.

Carol: so then it's not rape then right?

Me: you got pregnant.

Carol: so what?

Me: your my mother's biological daughter.

Carol: she didn't care.

Me: she was never around when you did it.

Carol: you shouldn't be like that little bro.

Me: I am older little sister.

Carol: no matter what your still cute.

Me: you came after me and the others!

Carol: I might be 6 million years younger than you but I don't care.

Yang: what's his length?

Carol: it's an amazing 20-25-

Me: shut up.

Carol: if your really lucky it's an very sexy 40 inches of pure pleasure.

Yang: if we do good do we get an reward?

Me: yes we get one.

Yang: nice.~

Me: (to myself) she horny.

Ruby: Team RWBY and Blade will get our reward!!

Me: I was forced into this.

Ruby: Blade armor flash!

I look at here with my "what" face

Me: wait what.

Ruby: use your armor and knock her out.

Me: no you said "armor flash" so I will do that.

I flash my Nanotech armor

Ruby: what was that?

Me: you should be more clear.

Blake: you should know what Ruby is tal-

Me: we have not been a team for a short amount of time and Cookie Monster never led once.

Weiss: pay attention to her next time you dolt!

Me: fine you guys do it I'm out.

I disappear

Ruby: but what about the reward?

Carol: you should listen to him more.

Yang: I really want to "Yang" him.

Carol: no no no no.

Yang: what was wrong with that?

Carol: it was terrible.

Yang: I just want my reward.

Ruby: checkmate.

Weiss and Blake rushed to Carol slash at her but she dodged with ease and kicked there legs

Ruby: ladybug.

Blake and Ruby move back and forth around Carol hitting with no effect and they jump in the sky and hit her and again the same outcome but Yang punches and kicks Carol which she kept blocking and punched Yang in the face

Carol: ok my turn.

A rapid power level rises and RWBY was blown away

Blake: ow.

Ruby: now I'm bleeding.

Carol grabs RWBY and starts to burn them with RWBY screaming in pain

Me: you should've listened to me.

Weiss: what are you doing here?

Me: what I do best lead.

I ran towards Carol who threw RWBY away creating clones until I stop and she is surrounded by me and my clones not knowing who was who she went towards the highest one but fell to the ground and she kept trying again but kept failing again and again and again

Me: what happened?

Carol (out of breath) y-y-o-u-u trick-ked me?

Me: yes sometimes you have to have a big brain to win.

Ruby: what?!

Me: that's true though but for you Carol you are going back to Kepler b95 see you later!!

I threw her through 5 galaxies

Yang: why didn't you do that in the first place?

Me: you never listen to me in the first place.

Weiss: you should've helped us!!

Me: I'm getting the reward.

Blake: what's the reward?

Yang: some fun time?~

Ruby: cookies!!

Me: no money.

Ruby: to buy cookies!!

Me: (dragon voice) HELL NO!!!!!! (normal voice) we don't waste money on useless food.

Ruby: cookies are not a waste!!

Me: yes they are.

Ruby: how?

Me: we don't need them.

Ruby: I want cookies!!

Me: (dragon voice) Omen Slayer Balance Breaker!!!!! (Balance Breaker) WE DON'T NEED COOKIES WHATS THE POINT OF SOMETHING YOU WILL ONLY EAT THAT IS A STUPID THING!!!!!!!!!

Ruby cowers behind Yang and cries

Me: (Balance Breaker) YOU WANT TO BE A FEAR LESS LEADER BUT YOU CRY WHEN SOMEONE YELLS AT YOU?! SUCK IT UP YOU LITTLE PUSSY I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING DAMN YOU SHOULD SHOW NO FEAR WHEN YOU FACE ME!! YOU HAVE NO BACKBONE YOU CAN'T HIDE BEHIND PEOPLE FOREVER YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!

Yang (red eyes) calm down you shouldn't be like this!!

Me: (Balance Breaker) YOU STICK UP FOR YOUR SISTER THATS THE MOST PITIFUL THING EVER BUT YOU WANT TO BE SCARY YOU ALMOST KILLED RUBY TRYING TO LOOK FOR RAVEN!! SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU SLUT ALWAYS WANTING TO GET A BOYFRIEND AND WANTING TO GET FUCKED SO STOP TRYING TO GET ON MY DICK AND GO FOR SOMEONE ELSE!!!!

Someone wraps their hands around me

Kotori: (tears forming) please calm down I don't like it when you are like this.

Kotori starts to cry and my Balance Breaker disappears

Me: I'm sorry Kotori.

Kotori: (crying) please don't be like that anymore!!!

Me: I won't I'll be here for you I love you Kotori.

Kotori keeps crying more and more with me calming her down and humming a soft tune lulling her to sleep I turn to RWBY

Me: your lucky Kotori stopped me.

Blake: we're sor-

Me: shut up.

I take us all back and take Kotori to my bed seeing Mana Satsuki and Nonon there I lay down with Kotori laying on me chest