Chapter 60 Dragon who?
Kotori: Blade can you give me a massage?
Me: I can't I'm going to hang with Shido.
Kotori: you'll get a reward~.
Me: I guess Shido will have to wait.
I start to massage Kotori when Shido walks in
Shido: you reader to go?
Me: sorry I can't go today but tomorrow will work.
Shido: well I guess Tohka will go to the amusement park today.
Shido Leaves taking Tohka to the amusement park which I finish Kotori's massage
Kotori: get over here~.
Kotori grabs me by my shirt pulling me into a kiss turn make out session then Kotori stops looking at the readers
Kotori: we need some privacy go to someone else.
We now see Gamagori and Sanageyama playing a game with Ryuko which Mako found or as see says "made the game"
Mako: so in order to play you need to earn the most money in one minute.
Sanageyama: but these is monopoly.
Mako: and if it's a tie we have to give the money to the person who is ahead of everyone.
Ryuko: I think we should play along.
Gamagori: but it makes no sense.
Ryuko: your right.
Sanageyama: why don't we just get the dummy version of us which Blade made and put let Mako play with them?
Ryuko: so where are the dummies?
Sanageyama: right in front of us so let's sneak out.
They sneak out while Mako is explaining the rules now we see Qrow Raider and Ironwood handling a massive Grimm hoarde
Ironwood: Qrow lead them to me.
Qrow turns into his Crow form leading the Grimm towards Ironwood who is on a cliff side which he falls back with Raider jumping from the bottom with Ironwood on his back and threw his scythe towards the Grimm taking them all out and came back to his hand
Raider: I think I'm the Thor of scythe's.
Raider takes Ironwood back and they arrive only to be met with me sitting in the garden which we had somehow trying to find something
Me: where is it? (Looks behind bushes) nope (looks behind a tree) nope where could it be?
Qrow: is something wrong?
Me: shit! (Gets jumped scared) I mean nothing nothing at all.
Raider: then why is there smoke coming from your room?
Me: don't worry I didn't do anything like that I only burped a little caused a fire lost something and can't find it.
Satsuki: so that's how it started?
Me: (scared) yeah why?
Satsuki: no reason.
Me: (scared and cracked under the pressure) I tried to make a trick to show Amber but I sneezed and then it erupted!!
Satsuki: thank you. Now go and say what you lost.
Me: ok I lost the song me and the others made.
Raider: which one?
Me: you know the one where I have the last verse.
Qrow: no you did not!
Me: I'm sorry it just disappeared!
Satsuki: did you get your mother to find it?
Me: no she can't know that.
Ironwood: which song is it called? Also you can put me down.
Raider: oh.
Raider puts Ironwood in the ground safely
Me: it's called "Whatever It Takes".
Qrow: so it's a marvel song then?
Me: no no look it goes first the Dragon God of evil and terror died first but he was able to say these words "now it's time to kill the one who tries to kill us then she falls so one will answer the call one last fight to make. you will be slayed".
Satsuki: is that it?
Me: well the the Dragon Goddess of knowledge and wisdom had the first verse it went like "were the first beings but we can't be the last want to move forward but we're still in the pass our fight won't be over we won't have much options if I'm not here with my spear then I'll lose it we learned we can't go back to reverse our choice's our end was not rehearsed this is the team I can trust and leave legacy that can't be dust in the wind." Then the Dragon Goddess of war "in the back I never thought we lost it kill evil maybe for some profit I lost limbs to find a way we do it together won't die today got to fake it with our fate with it then no more predicament join me give it all now we never lose now one more shot then we let it all out." Then the Dragon God of peace "walking by myself in the night black in my eyes I think I'm losing my mind will I lose everyone I love what will he become? I will never get a second chance I think there's a shot that I get it back from all she stole away I will do whatever it takes!!!" Then evil and terror has her part which again it's not a verse then the Dragon God of fate and destiny "lives on the line that no try when we fight gotta ask why my beast inside ran and hide I wrecked motherfuckers to a man I can't recognize bet on my life man that's a lie still here alive no more dry eyes with my allies now I'm revived can't stop till we break this apart." Then the Dragon Goddess of creation and destruction "lost it all so this is left one time one shot how can I forget? We can't stop till we stop her then gotta bring our friend back people move on but not us whatever it takes will I pay the price? Take my soul but not my life!" Then I end for the verse's with "listen this I now my lesson so I might settle down if there was a weapon I would kill that bitch right now should've kept every single night to find out and possibly say '1 2 3' but we need to make the bitch bow but remember what she said '1 out of 16 million' I'm a warrior who is proud but not that brilliant I try help you live and then we get the lives back for us oh shit." Then evil and terror ends it with the same words before and that's it.
Everyone is around me looking at me with a saddened face
Me: so does anyone know where it is?
Luna: was it in a black case?
Me: yes!
Luna: I gave it to Lucy.
I turned towards Lucy with a smile
Lucy: I lost it.
Me: quick where is the last place you put it?
Lucy: I think I buried it.
Me: I'll be right back.
I start to walk threw the garden using my x-ray vision trying to find where it is and then I found it buried under a wooden casket so I start to dig a see the casket and lifted it up grabbing the Cpod (it looks like an IPod but is very different and it doesn't exist)
Me: yes I got it back but I wonder what's in this casket.
I open the casket only to gasp and back away quickly seeing the body of the Dragon Goddess of creation and destruction in her human form
Me: (shocked) no way she died what is her body doing her?
I start to move closer and seeing that it's not even decomposed
Me: ok she might be alive. (Sees her twitch a little) yup definitely alive I have to bring her in. Fuck.
I carry her over my shoulder and put the CPod in my pocket and on my way to my room I ran into Pyrrha
Pyrrha: hello Blade.
Me: hey.
Pyrrha: (notice Dragon Goddess of creation and destruction) did you kidnap her?
Me: no no no I did not she was buried.
Pyrrha: you buried her.
Me: no I didn't I just found her. Hey Jaune.
Pyrrha: Jaune?! (Turns around and sees no one) Jaune is not here (turns and sees me gone) you little-
We see me put her on my bed
Me: Grace wake up. (Taps her shoulder and shakes her) Grace please wake up please wake up.
Grace starts to move a little and her eyes open a little
Me: come on wake up! What happened to you? So wake up!
I get slapped hard
Me: ow!!!
I see Grace sitting up
Grace: shut up Bla-(notices my male human form) who are you?
Me: it's me Blade.
Grace: the Blade I know would never wear black and red unless-
Me: he needs to hide his blood.
Grace: it can't be you! Uh name your first form!
Me: Reactive Heart the first CPU.
Grace: it's you!! (Starts to cry and hugs me) why did you let us die!!??
Me: (hugs back)I tried to find a way to get you back... it just happened to fast are the others alive?
Grace: (crying) the last time I saw them was when the dinosaurs roamed this planet!
Me: ok can you help me find them?
Grace: (crying) but I don't have my power.
Me: I can give you your power back or you can use your dragon strength which one?
Grace: (stops crying) I don't care.
Me: well then.
I raise my hand and then bright light comes out of it and it moves towards Grace
Grace: what did you do?
Me: welcome back Dragon Goddess of creation and destruction.
Grace: thank you!!!
Grace squeeze's me harder
Me: (in pain) someone shot my in my dick.
Grace: (release's the hug) I'm sorry.. who shot you?
Me: their dead already.
Grace: they better be.
Me: do you know where the others were when the dinosaurs came?
Grace: well they were all in a wooden casket like me but they all went in different ways.
Me: so if your in North America then-
Grace: they are in the other lands.
Me: continents.
Grace: what?
Me: the other land is called continents.
Grace: then let's go south of this continent.
Me: well I guess we are going to South America.
Grace: so!!!
Me: let's go!!
Kotori: go where?
Kotori and Mana was behind us
Me: shit!!
Grace: language.
Me: fuck.
Kotori: whose the girl?
Me: Dragon Goddess of creation and destruction.
Mana: now where are you two going?
Me: getting the first seven back.
Kotori: that's all your doing?
Me: yes 100%.
Mana: why are you scared?
Me: I'm not!
Grace: but your sweating.
Me: fine I might be scared of what my girlfriend's do to me.
Mana: you know you can have a harem right?
Me: oh thank god!
Grace: you know he still hates you right?
Kotori: what did he do?
Me: nothing!
Grace: so your telling me you didn't set heaven on fire?
Me: it was once!
Grace: once out of a 100 tries.
Me: let's go to South America see you later Kotori and Mana.
I take Grace and threw her threw a portal I made with Omni in under .2 seconds
Narrator: will Blade and Grace bring back the other Dragon Gods and Goddesses? Found out next time on Loud House unknown!!!
Neptune: it will be an epic adventure!!!
Author me: I thought we got rid of her.
Neptune: you can't get of me that easily!!!
Narrator: I can't find a way.
Author me: it will take my at least 2 weeks. well see you later readers.
Neptune: can't wait to see you guys again!!!!