Chapter 74 Me Alexa and RWBY on a mission
We start off with me running up and down a football field at 2 am and Alexa sitting on the benches then I stop and go sit next to Alexa
Alexa: what are you doing?
Me: I'm going to fight Ruby and we'll see what happens.
Alexa: no no no no no no I know you for the longest Blade and when ever you say your going to fight someone after running down a field at 2 am you are going to kill them.
Me: what? I would never.
Alexa: Blade look.
I start to hear music
Alexa: Blade I need you to work with me you need to bear with me.
Me: how do you not hear this music?
The time of day changes from 2 am to 12 pm
Alexa: (starts singing) look around you birds are chirping the day is beautiful loves around you go and fly high
Me: wait what?
Alexa: (continues to sing) every day people's dreams become true!!! Ruby is great Ruby is grand so you better enjoy it better enjoy it!
Me: woah!
We appear on top of MetLife Stadium
Alexa: we celebrate life together and have fun doing it!! Ruby is great Ruby is grand!! So you-
Me: (starts to sing) quiet down!
Alexa: better enjoy it better enjoy it!
Me: you shouldn't shout!
Alexa: Ruby is-
Me: (stops singing) that's enough!!!!! (The time goes back to 2 am and we are back on the bench) look I understand what you're saying but I don't know if I can like her or anyone on RWBY.
Alexa: I understand but Blade you need to like them you just got to follow your heart.
Me: I'm pretty sure I don't have a heart.
Alexa: I'm talking about your arc reactor Blade it's what replaces your heart while your blood doesn't flow through your body your arc reactor shines bright when your happy and goes dull when your upset angry or insane and your arc reactor has been dull for 8,000 years.
Me: I know but I just don't feel emotions anymore.
Alexa: Blade listen to my words while you may not have any emotions anymore your still someone that has to show dominance no matter what Blade no one cares if you have emotions or not you can just be angry all you want but remember I'll always be here for you remember that.
Me: well you didn't make me sound worthless.
Alexa: your not worthless Blade we all love you some people love you and show it with hate Blade but don't worry if everyone betrays you just know me and Kaila will always be by your side even if your eyes are just white we'll be with you forever.
Me: thanks sis. I wonder if I'm the youngest between us.
Alexa: I actually don't know about that.
Me: which one do you want to be?
Alexa: I'll be the younger sister since you know I'm the second oldest being in the Omniverse.
Me: I actually forgot about that.
Alexa: now (kisses my forehead) let's go back home.
Me: fine but can you stop with the kisses?
Alexa: nope!!
I only chuckle at her and teleport us both to my room
Me: you go to your room sis!
Alexa: no I want to sleep with you!!
Me: no you can't.
Alexa: why not?
Me: I stink Z!
Alexa: here.
Alexa splashes water with soap in it all over me
Me: great now I'm wet.
Alexa runs around me drying me off
Me: nah nah.
Alexa: what?
Me: fine sis you can sleep with me if you answer this one question.
Alexa: what is it?
Me: why do you have so many names?
Alexa: I just want to have that many names demon!
Me: oh my! Let's go to sleep!
I get in the bed and Alexa gets on my chest
Me: incest!
Alexa: incest is wincest!
Me: whatever.
Alexa laughs at me and fell asleep first and I only chuckle at her before going to sleep to
In the afternoon
At 1 pm Lincoln walks into my room and he sees Alexa on my chest
Lincoln: (in his head) did they?!?! No dad would never do that. Would he? I have to ask but I don't want to be nosy. (Out loud) hey dad Aunt Alexa wake up.
We are still sleeping
Lincoln: hey wake up! I'll jump on the bed if you don't wake up!
Me: we were up already.
Alexa: we decided to sleep in.
Me: what do you want?
Lincoln: there's something that I need your guys help on.
Alexa: why?
Lincoln: you need to see it to believe it.
In the kitchen we see a the fridge on fire which the fire from the fridge somehow some way found a way to the dishwasher that's on the other side of the kitchen it's 40 feet away it's a big kitchen on fire
Me: wha-how-but- how is that even possible?!
Lincoln: well it all started when Lori entered the kitchen then opened the fridge and then boom! It caught on fire.
Alexa: Blade means how is the dishwasher on fire?
Lincoln: well I went to go grab my cup then the fire jumped from the fridge to the dishwasher.
Me: ... you got this Alexa?
Alexa: fine.
Timeskip brought to you by chibi Alexa fixing the kitchen
We now see me trying to figure out what mission should I do with Ruby constantly annoying me every damn second
Ruby: I really really really want to know how your katana was made!!
Me: (mumbles) that one has a bigger reward but that one has some kind of secret box that contains something.
Yang notices I'm not paying attention to Ruby and she walks up to me
Yang: Blade!!
Me: a co-op? Ok so who should I do this mission with Kotori? No she Mana Satsuki and Nonon are on a vacation. Uzume! Wait she's with Yoshino and Yoshinon. Tohka! No she's with Shido Miku Kayguya and Yuzuru. What about Lynn? She's with her sisters. Ok I'm running out of people...Qrow he and Raider are-
Yang: Blade!!
Me: what do you want?!
Yang: how dare you ignore Ruby?!
Me: you interrupted me for that?
Yang: yes!
Me: well now your pissing me off.
I grab Yang by her face touching her hair which made her angry and punch my arm which has no effect then I lift her off the ground
Me: this is just my Dragon strength I'm not even using my power your pitiful Yang.
I throw Yang into the wall and then I felt a hand on my shoulders giving me a massage
Me: (calm) oh so relaxing I think I'm finna fall...fall...zzz.
I fall asleep from Alexa giving me a massage and she lifts me on her shoulder
Alexa: look why don't me and Blade bring you on the mission he was going to do you cool with that?
Ruby: yes!!
Weiss and Yang: what?!!!
Ruby: we're going to learn from the legendary Blade and Alexa Zero!!
Blake: yay.
Alexa: well then let's go!
Alexa teleports RWBY herself and me to an abandoned battleground crawling with multiversal demons and we appear on top of an screen
Alexa: look at them demons multiversal demons to be exact.
Weiss: how do we beat them?
Alexa: you guys will go after those demons.
Alexa points to normal demons in a corner hiding from the multiversal demons
Ruby: no we want to fight the ones your going to fight.
Alexa: you can't or else your going to die.
I wake up after the word 'die'
Me: well-
Alexa: Blade.
Me: sorry.
Ruby: but what about-
Blake: don't worry Ruby in time we can fight enemies like that.
Ruby: (sad) ok then.
Me: well you could face that Omniversal demon.
Alexa: Blade stop it!
Me: fine fine. Can you put me down now?
Alexa smirks
We get a full look at the multiversal demons and I land on top of them and went into a wall with the broken parts of the wall landing all over me
Me: (muffled) ow!
Alexa and RWBY jump down Alexa went towards the multiversal demons and RWBY to the normal demons
Alexa: let's go!
Alexa kicks the closet demon and kicked his face then punched another one who had a pitchfork running towards her she summons her Magical Girl staff
Alexa: Sadie switch to London. London Shock!!
Her staff switches to an pickaxe then her pickaxe shocks all of the multiversal demons but they all combine into one 50 feet tall demon
Alexa: well I guess this is how I'll show Blade why I'm strong like him! London switch to Anna!
Alexa's ace switches to an katana Alexa jumps up towards the combined demon
With RWBY
Ruby just got kicked back rolling over the floor
WBY: Ruby!!
Yangs eyes turn red and she punches tabs kicks the demon that kicked Ruby away but the demon only blocks and dodges her attacks
Yang: stay still!
Weiss uses her semblance and the demon is stuck to the ground
Yang: die!!
Yang punches the demon in the face but the demon is unfazed then another demon grabs Yang by her hair and flys up and throws her into one of the stands Blake uses her weapon to tie the demon legs together and pulls making her fall down to the ground face first but got up and appeared in front of Blake in under 1 second and headbutts her into the ground causing a crater to form then dodged fire from Weiss's glyphs and then two more demons smashed the ground knocking Weiss into me as I started to get up
Me: why me?
Ruby: surprise attack!!
Ruby immediately gets a spinning heel kick to her stomach and is knocked out on the ground
The demons only laugh at RWBY's attempts to even lay a scratch them
Demon 6: you all suck!!
Demon 9: if you can't lay a finger on us you shouldn't even be huntsman!!
With Alexa
Alexa is on top of the 50 feet tall demons head stabbing her katana into its head
Alexa: Anna switch to Liv!
Alexa's katana switches to an RPG and she fires it at the demon after she jumped off its head spilling its guts and blood everywhere
With me
As I start to get up I get covered in intestines and blood
Me: what the hell?
I look towards Alexa who looks at me confused
Alexa: (mouths) what?
Me: do you need to ask?
Alexa: yes you do!
Me: ok...how did this happen?!
Alexa: I killed the demons who combined into one.
Me: combined? As in a 50 foot tall-
Alexa: demon? Yes how'd you know that?
Me: (walks up to her) that was the normal demons you faced RWBY to fight the multiversal demons we need to help them before they die! (Smiles) actually let's leave.
Alexa: you Blade are a baka baka baka!
Me: your the baka because I'm older!
Alexa: I'm younger!
Me: I'm taller!
Alexa: I'm shorter!
Me: I'm smarter!
Alexa: I'm-not falling for that!
Alexa smacks the shit out of me
Alexa: shut up baka!!
Me: my bad Alexa. Ok now let's go kill some demons.
We walk up to the demons but I got tackled by an Omniversal demon leaving only Alexa able to defend RWBY and she sees them about to be killed by the demons she takes out Liv
Alexa: Liv switch to Sadie!
Her RPG changes back into her staff and she blows up the multiversal demons
Ruby: thank you!
Alexa: no problem.
With me
After I got tackled the Omniversal demon who I named Kevin pulls out a broadsword and I do a kip up
Me: ok look I don't know why you tackled me but hey I need someone I can try this on. Ahhhhhh!!!!!
An golden ki appears around me and my hair changes to a golden
Me: Super Saiyan 2? This wasn't what I meant how did this happen? Ok (dodges a slash) I don't have one of those tails but (jumps over Kevin's sword) I am everything. (Teleports behind Kevin) then again I don't know that much about SSJ2. (Punches Kevin's ribs) then again I do look amazing though.
Kevin: pay attention to me!!
Me: sorry but I was questioning why I want Super Saiyan 2 you bitch!!
I charge up a ki blast and throws it at him killing him on the spot
Me: Super Saiyan 2 can kill someone?!
Alexa: no Blade that's your powers and Super Saiyan combined together.
Me: cool but still why did I go Super Saiyan?
Before Alexa could answer Ruby had her arms around us
Ruby: (to me) you looked so cool especially with your hair and how you charged up that blast!! (To Alexa) your weapon changed on its name you called it that's so cool!!
I go back to normal still questioning myself on how I was able to go SSJ2 without having a tail and that's where this chapter ends