Chapter 89 Where is Blade? The Tournament of Power Begins!
I walk into the portal and the portal closes as I walk into it and the Grand Priest tries to bring me back but can't find my energy and everyone is worried as many tries to find my energy while I go back to the bathroom and fall to my hands and knees but before I teleport Omni back I put Omni on my hip because I sense something's wrong as I unlock the bathroom door and slowly open it as I see that everything is wrecked and people are dead as I hear growling and I start to leave the bathroom and I hear footsteps and I start to explore as every door is locked except one which I hope is not locked and as I begin to walk towards it on the other side of the room something in the corner of my eye moves and I look towards the area and see nothing
Me: (in my head) something's not right. My black instincts are telling me to get the fuck out of here.
I turn my attention back towards the door and start walking again but this time more stealthy as I feel my arc reactor beat like a heart in my chest and I start to get nervous as I create a flashlight in my hand and turn it on but it is one of those flashlights in horror games and I hear someone eating something as I go behind a Pilar and I peak out and see zombies
Me: what the hell are zombies doing here? It looks like their World War Z, The Walking Dead and Resident Evil zombies combined into one but how are they here?
I start to sneak my way past them as the floor board under me creaked as I come to a halt and pick out with my flashlight off
Me: (in a low whisper) please if thy notice me I shall be running but thy feast on some dead carcass like it's the morning meal- why the fuck am I talking in a whisper?
I see the zombies start to go back on feasting as I go back to sneaking and I move towards the door and as I get to the door and I open the door quietly but I gain an earpiece and Grace yells in my ear
Grace: BLADE!!!!!!!!!
My eyes go wide as I see the zombies look at me and start running towards me as I go through the door and push a Pilar in front of the door and I run
Me: Grace since you are trying to get me killed at least help me escape.
Grace: I can do that.
Me: now quick tell me which way I have to go.
Grace: hold on. (I wait for 30 seconds as I hear the door banging) ok I got it it took me sometime but-
Me: GRACE!!!
Grace: meanie but the closest exit is on the roof now I want you to go through the vent on your right. (I look over there and see the vent and I go in) now Blade look I'm gonna have to tell you this once because the earpiece is starting to disconnect.
Me: come in hurry up!
Grace: on take a- left- straight- left- double right then straight.
Me: what?
Grace: Blade I said-
Grace's voice cuts out and Grace is saying dammit over and over
Me: Grace? Grace? Grace what was it I could only hear some parts. (Sigh) okay I guess I'm on my own.
In the Null Realm the Grand Priest was able to find my location but couldn't teleport me so he just created a tv and everyone in the Null Realm and Earth sees me crawling in a vent while I see a problem there's three directions so I go with the first one Grace says that I could hear and take a left as I start to fall and hit the ground as I hear something crawling in this room
Me: (gets up) well that was not the way. But what was that sound?
I start to explore as I feel my phone vibrating and I answer it
Me: hello?
Enid: Blade oh my god I got in contact with you!
Me: Enid what the hell happened?
Enid: well while you were in the bathroom the person you lost your championship to [Redacted] came back and destroyed the whole place me, Wednesday, Yoko, Bianca, Eugene and Divina all escaped but the bathroom door was locked so I couldn't get to you!
Me: okay honey just tell me where you all are.
Enid: okay we're at Crackstone's Crypt!
Me: why the hell you guys there?!
Enid: because you put a spell on it after Crackstone came back and you made sure no one can be harmed!
Me: oh yeah I forgot.
Enid: you always forget you bid dummy.
Me: I'm yours and Wednesday's dummy.
Enid: that you are.
Me: okay I'll meet you at Crackstone's Crypt soon (I hear something crawling around me) look I have to go.
Enid: no please don't-
I hang up
Me: okay where the hell you at you motherfucker crawling around? I bet you suck dick.
I hear it crawl all over as it stopped and I sense where it stopped at and unsheathe and sheathe Omni quickly as I hear it fall and I investigate it
Me: what the hell? (I kick it over and see it has no eyes) it can't be a licker. So just what is this?
I go back to trying to escape and I see a window and I hear the zombies coming at me so I run towards the window and duck under a claw and jump out of a window and start to run towards Crackstone's Crypt as something is chasing me and I don't pay it any attention and I jump into the air and start to fly towards Crackstone's Crypt and once I reach it I drop down scaring everyone besides Wednesday
Me: yo.
Enid: BLADE!!!
Enid hugs me while crying as I hug back
Me: I'm here I'm here you can let go now. (Enid hugs me tighter) so besides Enid squeezing me someone tell me why did [Redacted] come back?
Yoko: we don't know the only thing she said was in a very low whisper.
Me: ...you guys want me to fight [Redacted] don't you?
Enid Eugene Wednesday/Yoko Divina Bianca: no!/yes!
Me: half and half. Damn. Welp. I'm going to not fight [Redacted].
Enid: thank you!!
I feel my ribs crack
Me: Enid honey my ribs.
Enid: oh sorry.
Enid let's go of me a little but is still hugging me
Me: so your not gonna let go are you?
Enid: nope!
Me: (sigh) so tell me is there a way on how we can escape?
Bianca: well the Hyde is back.
Me: the Hyde is back? Fuck.
I get punched in the stomach and face at the same time
Enid and Wednesday: language.
Me: so I'm allowed to say "bastard" but not "fu-" ah!
Enid: you can't say the F word.
Me: oh yeah my bad I forgot again.
Bianca: as I was saying the Hyde is back and there are students in Nevermore that are in danger.
Wednesday: Friday.
Enid: Eindhoven.
Me: don't worry I'll get them.
I try to get up only to struggle with Enid's grip on me
Me: Enid you need to let go of me so I can rescue our kids.
Enid: your not going alone.
Me: really?
Enid: yes we're all going.
Me, Yoko, Bianca, Divina and Eugene: WHAT?!
Wednesday: I guess I can go.
Me: wait what?!
Wednesday: Friday my not be the perfect child but you still love her.
Me: and I know you do to.
Wednesday glares into my soul
Me: I love her you want another child and abandon Friday. That's right.
Wednesday: good. Say something like that again and I'll make sure you won't have any fingers or a mouth. Got it?
Me: yup!
Divina: you have never won an argument with them have you?
Me: ...I don't want to talk about it.
Eugene, Yoko, Divina and Bianca laugh at me and while we make a plan with Enid basically breaking my ribs and Wednesday enjoying that and in the Null Realm the Grand Priest teleports the contestants down to the ring after he fixed the ring again and he announced that the Tournament of Power begun and as he did that the screen that had me in a future time starts to disappear and everyone from the other universes besides the universes with a higher power level charge at each other while universe 7 stays together as and the Zenos eyes sparkle as they see all the blasts and everything in the ring
Goku: oh boy. Looks like all hell is breaking loose huh? (Goku finds the person he wants to fight) ah find you there you are.
Goku goes to the person while universe 7 looks like there strategy is failing as Gohan calls his dad to come back and stick to the plan as some of universe 7 starts to go into the fight as Basil from universe 9 and Hit from universe 6 work together to get a robot eliminated from the ring and Basil eliminates some girl who looks like a bug and she gets sent to the stands as her God of Destruction is upset with her
Grand Priest: ah contestant Rylibeu of the tenth universe has been swiftly eliminated (turns to the Zenos and their godPads appear) Omni-kings it is now to turn to your godPads.
They both cheer and Future Zeno taps on Rylibeu's icon and makes it black and grey and present Zeno asks to do the next one and as everyone continues fighting lighting starts to strike the ring as everyone is forced to dodge it except Jiren and a crack appears as I go through it with a Mohawk that is white and black and has blue and pink highlights
Blenclair: where is she?
[Redacted: BLENCLAIR!!!!!!!!
A woman whose face is covered up flies towards me and starts to power up as I grab her face and throw her away
Blenclair: FUTURE BLAST!!!!!!!
I fire a blast that hits her all over and I fly down at her and go through another crack as I start to defuse and Enid and Wednesday fall out of my body as I don't realize it and continue towards [Redacted] without a care
Me: DIE!!!!
I summon Omni and go to pierce through her heart but Omni doesn't go through her or at least make a cut as my eyes widen and she punched me into the ring as the Grand Priest teleports the contestants to the stands again
Me: (gets up) damn you hit really fucking hard. Now I want Omni back.
I call Omni to my hand but it doesn't move and she doesn't budge and I try harder and harder until I see Omni start to crack so I stop and realized that Enid and Wednesday are still falling so I jump off the ring only to have Omni thrown into my heart
[Redacted: well well looks like little old Blade here is about to be killed. (Stomps my head down) I guess it was..finally time in your 204 bazillion years of living.
Everyone gasps at how old I am and some remember me and Alexa are twins and I see Alexa fly towards the woman and kick her in the face as she tumbles back
Alexa: damn your hurt.
Me: shut up. Bianca.
Alexa: who?
Me: sorry it's just you sound like a friend.
Alexa: well I'm your sister so I guess I'm your friend.
Sun: there's a blast coming your way!
Sun appears and fires a blast that struggles against [Redacted's] while me and Alexa help Sun
Alexa: why are you helping us?
Sun: I'm helping you because I don't want Blade to die.
Alexa: (takes Omni out of my chest) well Blade won't die so what's your point?
Sun: my point is we don't know who this lady is!
Me: are you going to continue or you two gonna kiss?
Alexa and Sun: like we would ever!
Me: well then what do we do about her?
Alexa: Blade stay back and support us with blasts.
Sun: I never thought I would help you Dragons.
Sun and Alexa fly at [Redacted] while I fire blasts at her and she goes flying into the timer and I create rocks for Sun and Alexa and Sun has his elbow on her neck while Alexa has her fist in he gut and [Redacted] slams them both into rocks and flies towards me while I shoot blasts on her that has no effect and Alexa and Sun are sliding down
Sun: throw me Alexa!!!
Alexa: huh? You got it!! Alley-oop!!!!
Sun jumps on Alexa's fist and he latches onto [Redacted's] arm after she lands in front of me and I get sent flying back and he gets slammed around as Alexa yells and she is flying towards [Redacted] changing from base to Super Angel (her hair is white she gains a halo her energy is white and her eyes are white and yellow) and she grabs onto [Redacted] and they take her to the dimension that kills everyone besides me
Me: YOU HAVE TO DO IT!!!!!!
Qrow: SUN ALEXA!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides me and Qrow: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexa and Sun both kick her into the dimension and I close the portal as I sense her energy is gone and I climb up and both Alexa and Sun flies down to me
Me: thank you.
Sun: sure whatever.
Alexa: of course anytime!
Me: we should get out of the ring so the tournament can continue.
Sun: yeah your right but before that Blade.
Me: yeah what is it?
Sun: you best be champion still because our next match will be at a school that hosts tournaments once every year before the classes start. First through fourth gets a scholarship. I hope you know where to go.
And with that Sun teleports away while I gain an shocked expression that leaves me puzzled but I think I know what school he is talking about
Me: Alexa I won't be here probably until the tournament is over I have to go back get a quick recovery and go to Jericho.
Alexa: Jericho? Why isn't that all the way in Vermont?
Me: yeah it is and there's one school I know if that has tournaments. We'll tournaments for scholarships anyway but still.
Alexa: alright you can go.
Me: ok see ya around sis.
I call Omni and I make a portal and I go into it but I see that I'm somewhere that looks like Jericho but everything is foggy but the fog is black
Me: where the hell am I? This is where me and-shit!!
I start to run to find her but I get stopped by demons
Me: ok I'm not completely healed but I guess I can fight you clowns. Full Beam Blaster!!
I fire a big yellow beam and it evaporates the demons into nothing
Me: that was quick.
I continue running and I see my friend Her hair is dirty blonde, and she wears pigtails that hover several inches above her hips. Her bangs tend to be tucked into her hair. Goody is seen wearing pale blue corsets and dresses that cover or reach her feet. Fighting off Fallen Angels and 3 Fallen Angel commanders
Me: get away from her!!!!
I use Omni and take off the Fallen commanders heads as their bodies fall down limp and they turn into black feathers and I tell her to duck and I throw Omni at the center of the Fallen and they all get blown up
???: I could've saved myself.
Me: yeah sure you may be a ghost but I always come to save you Goody.
Goody: yeah you do.
Me: how come I'm always saving- oh my god!
Goody: what? What's wrong?
Me: you like me!!
Goody stands there for minute then kicks me in my dick
Me: shit fuck! Why does everyone hit my motherfucking dick?!
Goody: because you everyone loves to see your reaction.
Me: ah. Fuck you.
Goody: yeah I love you to.
Me: you are so lucky I can still make children.
Goody: well with that big dick of yours it will take a lot of attacks to stop you from making kids.
Me: you know what forget I'm going to talk to Weems.
Goody: about what?
Me: it's nothing.
I start to walk only for me to fall down and I get dragged by Goody I wake up and see Goody lying on my chest in a bed
Me: (whisper) this is so cute! A cute little ghost is sleeping on my chest.
I grunt from getting knee'd in my dick
Me: why?
Goody: I have been your friend since 1721 and I know your mind.
Me: I wasn't thinking anything like that. I mean I would but we broke up in 1802.
Goody: no we didn't you might not remember it but you said we were going to get married and thou has done it mid 1806.
Me: well I still don't understand why you-wait what?!
Goody: you didn't know?
Me: I didn't know and didn't expect because your...dead!!
Goody: I know I got so confused when you asked me and you must've not remembered well that could always happen with you.
Me: :..I'm going to Weems.
Goody: alright see you later~.
Me: ...did you just flirt?
Goody: no.
Me: because it sounded like you-
Goody: nope I did not flirt.
Me: but-
Goody: nope.
Me: you-
Goody: nada.
Me: bye Goody.
Goody: goodbye Daddy~.
Me: wait you just-(sees Goody gone) she always teased me for some reason. Welp gotta talk to Weems.
I teleport to Weems office and knock on her door
Larissa: come in.
I open the door
Larissa: oh my Lord Blade it's a pleasure to have you here.
Me: no no the pleasures all mine.
Larissa: what brings you here to Nevermore?
Me: well I was just wondering if you still do the Tournament of Nevermore?
Larissa: yes we still do. Why are you going to join it?
Me: yeah I'm being forced by the Monkey King Sun Wukong.
Larissa: oh yes he did challenge you again didn't he?
Me: yup that damn monkey always wanting to beat me. Makes no sense I'm just finna smash him again. If he makes it to the finals to fight me.
Larissa: well you always called Sun a dumbass.
Me: exactly he is just one big-(I notice someone standing outside of Larissa's window) what the?
Larissa: what?
Larissa turns around and sees nothing and she turns back to me
Larissa: what'd you see?
Me: I saw someone they were just standing there and they weren't doing anything...I think Nevermore is being watched.
Larissa: Nevermore being watched?
Me: yeah I think. Before I came here I talked to Goody.
Larissa: Goody? As in Goody Addams?
Me: yes her.
Larissa: you know she killed Crackstone and she was blinded by vengeance for what Crackstone did?
Me: I know that's why we're married.
Larissa: your what?!
Me: well she just told me that today and to be honest I don't even remember getting married. I do remember eating a lot of wedding cake though and I kissed the- oh my god I remember now.
Larissa: well you must've been drunk or something.
Me: I was very drunk.
I see the same person staring at me
Me: let me handle this.
Larissa: handle what?
Me: just trust me.
I walk out and go to find that person and I get pulled into a bush as I feel a pair of lips on mine
Me: Goody?
Goody: I (kiss) love (kiss) you (kiss) so much!
Me: I love you to!
Goody: well I better be the only girl you are with.
Me: I'm so dead.
Goody: (yandere look) why's that honey?
Me: b-because I'm dating like 5 other girls.
Goody: ...how about I cut your dick off?
Me: what?
Goody: you heard me I'll cut your dick off.
Me: thy has threatened to tear away a manhood. Thy monster will not cut off a gods- ah!!
I get kneed in my dick
Me: why?!
Goody: because you were being...how you would say it a dickhead.
Me: shut up.
Me and Goody both hear something in the woods
Me: let's leave.
Goody just looks at and walks away
Me: you are- you are not serious right?! (Goody continues to walk away) yeah she's serious.
Narrator: the Tournament of Power has begun and Blade might have to miss it all especially if his wife is going to investigate something in the woods but what they don't know is that something lies in wait for them in the woods will they survive? Find out next time on Loud House unknown!!!
The camera is zoomed in on me and Goody's back as music plays and you can see I'm in my base form then Kaila and Wednesday appear on both of our sides Kaila with her arms crossed and Wednesday with her arms down as pink petals fall
LACCO TOWER: (singing) goodbye to our adventure in twilight we must go our separate ways and try to discover the path to our own destiny!
Pictures of me Goody Kaila and Wednesday appear covering each other's bodies at a time
LACCO TOWER: (singing) I can't find the words to tell you how much our parting hurts I hope you know I'll always love you and all that we should would be remembered!!
The pictures disappear
LACCO TOWER: (singing) how could I forget your face all my memories erased!!
The camera goes to the front of me and Goody face and we kiss each other and we look at each other with a loving stare
LACCO TOWER: (singing) I can still hear the melody of your voice!!
The camera goes over everyone that has been introduced so far
LACCO TOWER: (singing) petals falling from above fade away all that we love!
The camera goes back to me and Goody and we both look at each other and Goody grabs onto my arm while I put up a one with my free arm
LACCO TOWER: (singing) in the twilight fade away fade away!
The pink petals cover us and I am standing with back towards the camera and me and Goody kissing while Kaila and Wednesday are about to throw up from us
LACCO TOWER: (singing) sayonara fade away fade away!!!