Chapter 94 Blade please comeback!/Saved by [Redacted]?!/Goody can control Blade?!
I go to punch Kaila but I teleport to her side and punch her ribs and I see she coughed up blood and I smile darkly as I teleport back in front of her and give her a flurry of punches and my last punch knocks her away and I fire a mouth beam but it goes up and I see Kaila deflected the blast and she fires a blast at me which I push back and I flick a pebble sized destruction ball through her beam and it destroyed it all I teleport in front of her and I give her a flurry of punches that she is able to block and she redirected one and she kicked my face and I jump back as I fire a blast that only effects bodies and it hits her in the chest as she falls to the ground
Me (50%): so this is all that my daughter was going to fight me with? That was a quick and flawless victory on my part.
I walk over to her and pick her up
Me (50%): you're on the path to the wicked just like Crackstone.
I bite her neck and start sucking out all of the wickedness that's in her only to drop her and spit out her blood which is tainted with good and happiness
Me (50%): this hood this happiness...it's disgusting I will make sure you cease to exist!
I grab her by the hair and I'm about to chop her head off
Me (50%): I correct the wicked!!
I go to chop off her neck but she grabs my wrist
Kaila (50%): ok this is how we'll do it.
Kaila flips me over and she fires a knockout blast that renders me unconscious and she grabs me and teleports me to earth and she powers down to her base form
Kaila: hey! Can I get some help?!
Austin goes to her
Austin: Kaila what's wrong?
Kaila: dad got controlled again!
Austin: do you know whats controlling him?
Kaila: no I just went to his planet because I felt his power going all over the place.
Austin: ok ok let's get him on a table.
Kaila clears a random table and throws me on it
Austin: ok the only way this could work is we have to cut it out.
Kaila: why do have to do that?
Austin: because whatever this thing is it has to already have moved to his arc reactor.
Kaila: ok...ok cut him open.
Austin cuts open my chest as black blood immediately spits out of my chest and squirts Austin in the face
Austin: Kaila can you stop the blood please?
Kaila: sure.
Kaila puts her fingers where my blood is spitting
Kaila: how long will this take?
Austin: just 20 minutes. Think you can hold all the blood in for that long?
Kaila: yeah I can do that.
20 minutes later and Austin is trying to pull something out of my arc reactor
Austin: come on!!
Kaila: can you hurry up please?!
Austin: wanna switch?!
Kaila: how will we do that?!
Austin puts his fingers on top of hers but holds the thing up with his foot
Austin: when I say "go" we switch. Got it?
Kaila nods
Austin: ...go!
They switch and Kaila is pulling this thing out of my chest
Austin: you having trouble?!
Kaila: shut up!!
Austin: look let's get someone else in her to help out!
Before Austin could call anyone I wake up and grab them both by the throat causing them to release the thing and my blood spills out as I sit up
Me (50%): you thought you could beat me by taking this thing out? Well you thought wrong.
I throw them into separate walls and my chest heals after being cut open
Me (50%): you can't do it this fast and easy no no no. How bout I spice things up?
I charge an energy ball
Me (50%): let's play "Blade's choice". Perfect! Now the rules are simple I choose who I for this ball at ok? We're all clear on the rules? Good.
I decide who I pick and that was Kaila and I fire the ball at her not expecting who came to save her
Dagon: so you really going to fire a ball fulled with your energy are you Blade?
I just glare at him as my M shines blue
Dagon: (in his head) strange...wait could it be?! No I have to test this thing out now.
Dagon charges at me as I block his punch smirking in his face as I block his second punch and his first kick but he gets me with a jab to my jaw causing me to spit out black blood
Dagon: (in his head) black blood? Maybe it is him. Guess I have to knock some sense into his arc reactor.
Dagon goes for a kick and I go to block but he switches to a punch as I go into a wall and the next thing I see is Dagon up in my face and he punches me in my chest and he stabs my chest after his hand turned white and I scream in pain and I try to push his hand out of my body
Dagon: stop trying to resist.
I summon a ki scythe and I go for his head and that causes him to back off of me and I fall to the ground
Me (50%): damn that hit hard. (Chuckles) now you die.
I punch him in the face and he goes flying back and I go to punch him but I fake him out and kick him in the back as he coughs up blood
Me (50%): nobody can stop me. No one can correct me from Justice!
Kaila: and what's your Justice?
Me (50%): ...to many mouths in the Omniverse to many breaths everyone lives on limited resources unless your in heaven then you have unlimited resources that I'm pretty sure you have to share. I haven't been there in a long time. So my Justice is to reduce life so there can be enough resources.
Kaila: why would you slaughter innocents?
Me (50%): they pollute earth. I have to do what's best even if it means to slaughter innocents. I messed up my destiny once I can't let it happen again.
Dagon: like hell you have a destiny!!
Dagon dashes at me and slams me into the ground and he starts to fire blasts at me as I get sent further down
Me (50%): Wild Flash!!!!!!
I fire my mega blast as it gets pushed down for some reason
Me (50%): what the?!
Dagon: KAIO-KEN TIMES ONE BILLION!!!!!!!!!
Me (50): damnit all!!!!!!
I feel my Wild Flash get pushed on me but I have one final trick up my sleeve
Me (50%): KAIO-KEN TIMES 40 TRILLION!!!!!!!
My Wild Flash pushes his blasts back and Dagon starts to get consumed by my mega blast and I smile darkly as I feel something kick in causing me to lose my Kaio-Ken and power down to my base form and my Wild Flash gets pushed back on me as it causes an explosion underground and an earthquake on the surface of the earth for 80 seconds
Me: damnit it all!!!!!!!!
The hole crumbles in on its self and there is no sign of me anywhere
Austin: is he gone?
Kaila: can you sense his energy?
Dagon: no and no. It's like he just disappeared as if he wasn't here.
Underground I'm under all the rumble as I'm pulled out by someone and the next thing I know I'm waking up on my bed with a note on my check with a lipstick kiss mark on it
Me: what happened?
I grab the note and read what's on it not even paying attention to the kiss that's on it "Blade if your reading this then you should know that your 0.1% close on finding out who I am keep going and your welcome for saving you XOXO [Redacted]." "P.S. I love you." That's when I see the kiss
Me: does this girl love me or something? And how am I 0.1% closer to finding out who the hell she is?!
I get out of bed and see a picture with a younger me with a girl on my back and we're both smiling
Me: (grabs the picture) who is that? That can't be Alexa. Can it?
I start to ponder who this girl is and I can't seem to remember
Me: forget it now I just need to go find Alexa and ask her about-
I open my door only to be greeted with a horror of everything being pink and by everything EVERYTHING IS PINK
Me: did Enid come back here just to do this? And out of everything that she did she just left my room alone. Maybe she knows how to piss me off.
I walk down a massive pink hallway and I see that the pink walls floor and ceiling are all covered with stickers cute animal stickers
Me: Enid definitely does not have this many animal stickers. Maybe it was Alexa.
I try to find Alexa's energy but for some reason I can't find it
Me: weird just where the hell am I?
I walk down the stairs only to fall as it turns into a slide
Me: woah! That's not what I was expecting.
I hear something crawl behind me causing me to turn around
Me: (in my head) the black instincts telling me to "get the fuck" but I'm curious now.
I walk towards the crawling noise as I feel something drop on my head and it feels like it's webs and I just bolt out the door and I turn around and see a big pink fluffy spider and it looks sad that I left
Me: sorry! Got scared I'll come back and visit!
The spider seems happy and crawls somewhere in the house and I walk away
Me: when hell freezes Satan gives free sleigh rides and I accidentally walk in on Satan fucking Lil Nas X.
I walk till I realize I have no idea where I am so I look around and see that everything is pink
Me: why the hell is everything pink?!
I continue to walk aimlessly as I feel something kiss my cheek and see it was some woman with big boobs
Me: yo.
Woman: I love you!
The woman jumps on me and kisses me all over my face and kisses me on my lips very very very passionately and while she does this I fall on the ground and she grabs my hands and puts them on her butt and I squeeze causing her to moan
Woman: do that again!
I squeeze and she moans again
Me: (in my head) are we about to have sex?
The woman kisses my neck and kisses my chest
Me: (in my head) I think I'm going to like it here.
I feel the woman trail down to my boots and take them off and my socks to as she kisses my my feet
Woman: your feet are so smooth. (Sniff) and they smell like vanilla!!
The woman kisses my feet over and over again as I realize that she was wearing lipstick and almost my whole body was covered in lipstick
Me: (in my head) Goody's gonna kill me.
I feel the woman make out with my toes as I just look amazed by her and how she is just making out with my toes
Me: (in my head) she's kinda hot.
I feel her tongue wrap around my toes and it feels so good
Me: (in my head) this may be the weirdest way to start sex or something. I know she wants this dick in her throat, pussy and anus for sure.
I feel her crawl back to my chest
Woman: I need you!
Narrator: 3 hours of sex later.
The woman is laying on my chest passed out while I'm just wondering on egg the fuck she wanted to do it just in the open I mean I see no one but just why though is what I'm questioning
Me: (in my head) I bet people recorded this in this crazy world that their in.
A piece of paper falls on my face as I read it "Do you remember when I did this to you? I hope you do your 0.2% closer to finding out who I am cutie. XOXO [Redacted]"
Me: what the? Who is [Redacted]? I still don't remember her at all.
I feel myself get waken up and I see that I'm on my bed with Goody Austin Johnny Grace and Kaila standing around me
Me: what happened? Is the world pink?
Johnny: what? No. Why would you say that?
Me: I just had a dream a weird one at that.
Kaila: what was it about?
Me: oh! You know...(I look at Johnny and Austin) guy stuff.
Kaila: guy stuff?
Me: yeah guy stuff.
Kaila: I don't want to know then.
Johnny and Austin: but we do!!
Me: you heard 'em!! Ladies get out my room and I'll call you back when I'm finished explaining!
Goody Grace and Kaila leave my room as I'm looking at Johnny and Austin
Johnny: so tell us what happened.
I smile and after 2 minutes of explaining Goody, Grace and Kaila come back in
Kaila: I'm sorry I can't wait!
Me: it's only been 2 minutes.
Kaila: 2 long boring minutes!
Me: well lucky I was able to explain fast enough.
Grace: Blade do you remember how you got in your bed?
Me: get in my bed? Let me think. (I take 30 seconds to think) I hate to tell you this but I got nothing.
Goody: truth.
Me: [Redacted].
Grace Kaila Johnny and Austin: WHAT?!
Me: what?
Grace: you just said [Redacted] got you out!!
Me: no I said "I hate to tell you this but I got nothing."
Kaila: no you definitely said [Redacted].
Me: that's crazy because I don't even remember who she is. And didn't she die in that dimension that I opened and Sun and Alexa knocked her into?
Johnny: well she should've but apparently from what you said she might be on the same level or if not she's stronger than you.
Me: what? That's craziness I hear. Like how can she possibly be more-
Goody: speak the truth.
Me: she has a little more potential than me.
Johnny: what?
Me: what?
Johnny: what did you just say?
Me: what?
Johnny: before the "what's."
Me: That's craziness I hear. Like how can she possibly be more stronger than me?
Austin: you said she has a little more potential than you.
Me: fine believe what you want to believe but I know you all are crazy!
I go to leave my room but before I leave my room
Goody: come back.
I walk back to Goody
Goody: sit.
I sit beside her
Kaila: you can-
Goody: yes I can control him.
Grace: since when could a ghost control a Dragon God?!
Goody: when your married to my dear Blade anything is possible.
Me: yes that is true. (Realizes) why am I sitting? What happened? Wasn't I just in my bed or something?
Johnny: you don't re-
Goody: Johnny shut.
Johnny nods
Kaila: you can control Johnny too?
Goody: I can control anyone my dear talks to.
Me: no but seriously though when did I sit down?
Goody: so if I want to I could control you Kaila.
Me: am I invisible?
Goody: Blade shut.
I do as she says as Goody continues talking
Goody: as I was saying I could control you Kaila or Alexa. You understand now?
Kaila: please don't control me!
Goody: I will never control you. (Looks at me) unlike someone I know.
I just point to myself confused
Goody: yes you.
I pout
Goody: your lucky thou is cute.
Goody grabs my face and kisses the tip of my nose and she pats my head and I smile with a giggle
Me: that was funny. I liked that.
Goody: and I know there's something else you would like to.
Goody walks to my bed
Goody: Blade come.
I jump into my bed as Goody makes everyone leave
Goody: you know how you always liked my milk?
Me: yeah- no can I really?!
Goody: (takes off the top of her dress and her bra) go on.
I smile like a kid on Christmas Day and I start to drink her breast milk for the next hour not even realizing that the Tournament of Power has ended and if I knew that it ended I wouldn't have cared since I'm here with Goody and I get interrupted by a knock on my door
Goody: you gonna get it?
Me: fine.
I get out of my bed and walk to my door and see Qrow there
Qrow: yo why did you not come back?
Me: come back where?
Qrow: the Tournament of Power.
Me: that's still going?!
Qrow: it's finished.
Me: oh...who won?
Qrow: Android 17 of the 7th universe and don't worry everyone in that's from a separate timeline was taken back to their timeline.
Me: did Jiren fight?
Qrow: yeah I have to admit it I didn't expect Jiren to go full power.
Me: Jiren went full power but still lost?
Qrow: Goku had Mastered Ultra Instinct.
Me: what?! Ok tell me everything later I have to finish something.
Qrow: alright.
I close my door and get back to what I was doing with Goody kissing my head I keep going until there's no more milk left
Goody: so about that vision you had.
Me: what about it?
Goody: you said you saw that bastard Crackstone come back to life.
Me: yeah I did.
Goody: and the only way for-
Me: I know I just wonder who will do it.
Goody: they better not.
Me: wait your dead but I can't go through your body. Why's that?
Goody: my dear you might be the strongest and most powerful and the oldest and toughest but your so dumb. Probably the most dumbest person to ever exist.
Me: huh? What do you mean?
Goody: your the Dragon of the Unknown right?
Me: yeah what this got to do with what I'm talking about?
Goody: whenever you date a ghost my dear they have a body that no one can go through.
Me: oh.
Goody: understand?
Me: nope.
Goody: I'll tell you later ok? Go talk to Qrow.
Me: alright (I kiss her) see ya.
The camera is zoomed in on me and Goody's back as music plays and you can see I'm in my base form then Enid, Grace, Kaila and Wednesday appear on both of our sides Kaila and Grace with their arms crossed and Wednesday and Enid with their arms down as pink petals fall
LACCO TOWER: (singing) goodbye to our adventure in twilight we must go our separate ways and try to discover the path to our own destiny!
Pictures of me Goody Grace, Enid, Kaila and Wednesday appear covering each other's bodies at a time
LACCO TOWER: (singing) I can't find the words to tell you how much our parting hurts I hope you know I'll always love you and all that we should would be remembered!!
The pictures disappear
LACCO TOWER: (singing) how could I forget your face all my memories erased!!
The camera goes to the front of me and Goody face and we kiss each other and we look at each other with a loving stare
LACCO TOWER: (singing) I can still hear the melody of your voice!!
The camera goes over everyone that has been introduced so far
LACCO TOWER: (singing) petals falling from above fade away all that we love!
The camera goes back to me and Goody and we both look at each other and Goody grabs onto my arm while I put up a one with my free arm
LACCO TOWER: (singing) in the twilight fade away fade away!
The pink petals cover us and I am standing with back towards the camera and me and Goody kissing while Kaila and Wednesday are about to throw up from us and Grace and Enid are happy for us
LACCO TOWER: (singing) sayonara fade away fade away!!!