Iron Man: That damn cat, he just hit it with a hammer, and he made a carbon copy of my Mark-1! Thor: I obviously split that cat into four parts, but those four parts beat me up together! Bruce Banner: The rampaging Hulk accidentally stepped on it. As a result, the cat spent three days training and beat Hulk! Nick Fury: Damn it! That cat is even more outrageous than a Flerken!
Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Western - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,706 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1 - N. Romanov/Black Widow, B. Banner/Hulk, Emma Frost/White Queen, Wanda/Scarlet Witch