Ali's Pit in Laramie

Summary: This is the opening segment of the next episode of Total Drama Wrestling which takes place at the War Memorial Stadium in Laramie, Wyoming!

Rated M for Violence and Language.

P.S. this was co-written by me and ShokuAli16!

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It's Friday March 29th, 2019 as we go to Laramie, Wyoming where we see 31,320 passionate wrestling fans packing the stadium cheering, while "Across The Nation" by Union Underground was playing.

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to another exciting edition of Total Drama Wrestling as we come to you live from War Memorial Stadium in Laramie, Wyoming where we're looking at the largest crowd ever to attend a wrestling event in the cowboy state! I'm Mauro Ranallo with Joey Styles at ringside and tonight is the final edition of TDW, before Ultimate Showdown!" Mauro said not only welcoming the audience to another edition of Total Drama Wrestling, but also introducing himself and Joey.

"Indeed it is, Mauro! And we have one hell of a match card here tonight! Where we will see the double champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam taking on Stephanie Jackson, then we will see Team Besties take on Heather and Beth of The Popular Girls in tag team action." Joey said mentioning the first two matches on the card, before Mauro was next.

"Then we have the Step Brothers, the Rock n' Rollers and the French-Spanish Connection in a triple threat tag team match to determine the number one contender for the TDW Tag Team Championship at Ultimate Showdown! We will also see the TDW Hardcore Champion Owen Chambers team up with his best friend Noah Helton, as they take on the TDW World TV Champion Tyler Helms and "The Solider" Brick McArthur, then in our main event we will see the challenger for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship "The Gamer" Sam Miller take on Lightning Jackson! We will also see Ali's Pit in where she has WWE Hall of Famer Mick Foley as her guest!" Mauro mentioned the rest of her card, including the opening segment.

"Indeed and speaking of which, it is time for her Pit to start!" Joey said before the camera then went to the ring where Justin Roberts was in the ring.

"Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions and the TDW Women's Champion... 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced before "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi played a bit before a black horse appeared at the top of the entrance ramp, while "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam was on top of the horse, wearing a Wyoming Cowboys football jersey, complete with a cowgirl hat while the crowd roared and cheered.

"Oh, my God! Are you seeing what I'm seeing Mauro?!" Joey shouted and asked Mauro.

"I am seeing it Joey, the undefeated double champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam is riding a horse to the ring!" Mauro answered Joey.

"A Wyoming Cowboys tradition, am I right?" Joey asked Mauro once more while Mauro nodded as Ali rode the horse down the entrance ramp, then she got off at ringside, then entered the ring as she was given a microphone in her hand.

"Ah, how the hell are you, Laramie!" Ali greeted the crowd causing them to cheer loudly.

"The self-proclaimed Rock and Roll Queen of TDW is here in Laramie tonight!" Joey said to Mauro.

"Indeed!" Mauro said to Joey.

"WOOOOO! Now, before I get into what's going on in my life, I gotta tell you the things I did in Laramie the whole week." Ali wooed, and said to the fans who cheered some more.

"Okay… Monday, I worked out at the gym at the hotel where I'm staying at; on Tuesday, I did a meet and greet at the University of Wyoming and did a radio and TV interview there as well… Wednesday, I visited the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone- which was freaking awesome, by the way and yesterday I surprised a 17-year-old wrestling fan named Melissa McDonald at Laramie High School as a birthday present for her… with not only ringside tickets, I also gave her, her family, and some of her classmates backstage passes!" Ali said to the crowd who roared with loud cheers.

"It looks like she's had a busy week, hasn't she Mauro?" Joey asked Mauro.

"Indeed, she has." Mauro answered Joey.

"Now that I got the positives out of the way, I gotta tell you about the negatives- don't worry, there will be some positives there." Ali said to the crowd with plenty of optimism on her voice causing the crowd to cheer again.

"First of all, the calls from my agent Harvey and my publisher Jermaine respectively took up a lot more of my time than when I was in Minneapolis; two hours on the phone with Jermaine my publisher and four hours on the phone with Harvey my agent, that's just a bit too much time on my hands… that's 6 hours on the phone." Ali said to the crowd.

"Awwww…!" The crowd said back to Ali.

"And second, if you recall the Baltimore edition of TDW, as I have mentioned plenty of times that Kix is one of my favorite bands... well, Wednesday when I got back from Yellowstone, Steve Whiteman texted me and he said that he was gonna talk to Daniel about being guest hosts for Halloween Hell and that eased my nerves a lot." Ali said to the crowd who roared.

"I remember Amara telling me that Ali nearly had a mental breakdown before that call, Joey." Mauro said to Joey.

"Poor young lady." Joey said to Mauro.

"Alright, now that I got all that bullshit out of the way, let's get down to business in the form of Ryan Bourne's ex-girlfriend, Stephanie Jackson, shall we?" Ali said to the crowd asking them before they roared with loud cheers.

"Stephanie Jackson, you made a decent showing at the Road to Redemption Rumble in Cardiff, Wales… but you haven't even had one motherfucking match since then, and you have the gall… the nerve to attack me after a very fucking brutal falls count anywhere match, where Carrie Smith and I stole the show last Friday Night in Jacksonville!" Ali said calling Stephanie out for her post-match assault.

"But that changes tonight, Stephanie Jackson… your sorry fucking ass is in gonna be in one hell of a war zone." Ali said before she took off her leather jacket.

"You think you had the last laugh in Jacksonville after my match with Carrie?" Ali said and asked before she took off her jersey, revealing her white tank top.

"Well, you are going to be one dead-ass wrong bitch! Because tonight, I'm gonna maul and massacre your sorry ass!" Ali said before she took off her kilt, revealing her blue denim jeans and her black boots.

"You are nothing more than street grease, you hear, Stephanie?! You are street grease, motherfucker!" Ali dissed Stephanie by calling her a name, causing the crowd to roar with cheers as Joey and Mauro looked surprised.

"Good lord!" Joey shouted.

"We have seen "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam just use Chinese slang to burn Stephanie!" Mauro said as well.

"Shout out to one of my favorite movies The Crow for that one, rest in peace Brandon Lee." Ali said before she threw in a shoutout to one of the stars of The Crow, the late Brandon Lee, causing the crowd to cheer, as it was time to switch focus once again.

"Now, it's time to switch focus to this Sunday… the most important rematch to have ever happened in TDW history! My rematch against "The Moonchild" Dawn Menzel!" Ali said before she was talking about her rematch with Dawn, which caused the crowd to roar with cheers.

"Dawn Menzel… you know what happened the last time we faced off in this wrestling ring? We… stole… the show!" Ali said referring to her last match against Dawn at Christmas Miracle for the TDW Women's Championship causing the crowd to cheer.

"They sure did steal the show!" Joey said to Mauro.

"It was an amazing two out of three falls contest for the TDW Women's Championship!" Mauro said to Joey.

"It was last December when we clashed in the squared circle, even though it was in my hometown of Houston, Texas… you've given me some final warning shots… especially during my tag team Street Fight for the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship in Baltimore, Maryland!" Ali said referring to when Dawn interfered in one of her matches, causing the crowd to cheer.

"Hehe... and I know you're just biding your time until you strike at Ultimate Showdown... but I'm also biding my time as well, you fucking aura-seeking bitch." Ali chuckled and said before calling Dawn a really savage name.

"OHHHHHHH!" The crowd groaned in surprise.

"Whoa!" Mauro shouted.

"Oh my God! "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam with a wicked burn onto Dawn!" Joey said as well.

"Yeah... in fact, a simple match just isn't enough for your rematch against me, honestly… I think it's high fucking time that I took it up to 11 and make our match more extreme, more brutal, bloodier and a hell of a lot more intense than you can ever motherfucking shake a stick at!" Ali said before the crowd roared in anticipation.

"OH MY GOD! Mauro, is Ali thinking about going extreme?" Joey shouted and asked Mauro.

"I believe so!" Mauro answered Joey.

"Yea, you know where I'm going with this one… Dawn Menzel... you and me... at Ultimate Showdown in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada... for the TDW Women's Championship... two words; Vancouver Deathmatch!" Ali said before she then challenged Dawn to a match in her own element… a Vancouver Deathmatch which caused the crowd to roar with loud cheers.

"MAMMA MIA!" Mauro shouted.

"Ali has just challenged Dawn to a Vancouver Deathmatch for the TDW Women's Championship at Ultimate Showdown! She's gonna be ready for that one!" Joey said to Mauro.

"Yea, you heard me, Dawn Menzel! It's not just a test of friendship and respect, it's also a fucking test of our extremeness in the ring, your inner Jeff Hardy against my inner Cactus Jack and Dean Ambrose and believe me when I say this; the Rock and Roll Queen of TDW will enter Ultimate Showdown as TDW Women's Champion... and leave Ultimate Showdown STILL the TDW Women's Champion!" Ali said before saying that she plans to walk in and out of Ultimate Showdown still the TDW Women's Champion, causing the crowd to cheer even louder before they began to chant.

"Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!" The crowd chanted loudly.

"That's one way to unleash your pent-up frustrations after a whole week, Mauro." Joey said to Mauro.

"Agreed." Mauro said back.

"Now, that I got it out of the way… it's now time to introduce my guest… he is a WWE Hall of Famer, but he's more than that, he's not just an icon in hardcore wrestling, but he's also an author, and a stand-up comedian, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man who brought us… Mankind, Dude Love, and Cactus Jack, he is "The Hardcore Icon" Mick Foley!" Ali said before she introduced Mick Foley who came out to his entrance music "Wreck" by Jim Johnston.

"There he is! The former three-time WWE Champion my buddy Mick Foley is back in TDW as the guest of Ali's Pit once again!" Joey said to Mauro.

"Last time we saw him was at Christmas Miracle, Joey!" Mauro said before Mick Foley then entered the ring, as he and Ali hugged.

"Mick Foley, it's always a pleasure to have you on my pit." Ali said to Mick welcoming him.

"It's an honor that you've asked me to come back." Mick said to Ali.

"Yeah, I think it was Tuesday that I asked you to be a guest on my show." Ali said to Mick.

"Yeah it was… but Ali did I just hear that you are challenging Dawn to a Vancouver Deathmatch?" Mick said before asking Ali with a look of concern in his voice.

"Of course I am." Ali answered Mick.

"Awesome, I can't wait!" Mick said to Ali.

"Yeah, you're gonna expect a lot more from the Rock and Roll Queen of TDW… you're going to see a side of me that is rarely seen in Total Drama Wrestling!" Ali said to Mick.

"That's wonderful Ali, but can I give you some hardcore advice?" Mick said before asking her.

"Of course Mick, I'm open for any such advice from you." Ali answered Mick.

"Okay… Alisabeth, I've wrestled many hardcore matches, one of them was in 1995, when I wrestled in Japan, for the IWA back then known as the International Wrestling Association at their event known as IWA Kawasaki Dream which was highlighted by the 1995 King of the Deathmatch Tournament, where I wrestled several deathmatches one of them was against Terry Gordy of the Fabulous Freebirds." Mick said before he began to share a story about the time, he wrestled in a deathmatch tournament in Japan back in the mid '90s… causing her to be surprised a bit because of who was one of Mick's opponents.

"Wow, really?" Ali said before asking Mick.

"Yep, it was in a Barbed Wire Baseball Bat and Thumbtacks deathmatch, but in the semi-finals… I defeated Shoji Nakamaki, in a Barbed Wire Board and Spike Nail match." Mick answered Ali before mentioning who he defeated in the following round, and what kind of match it was causing Ali to react shocked.

"Good grief! This tournament sounded really brutal like the Grindhouse Tournament in TDW." Ali said to Mick, making a comparison of

"True, but the finals were between myself and Terry Funk." Mick said to Ali.

"Holy shit! What kind of death match did you two wrestle?" Ali shouted before asking Mick.

"Terry and I wrestled in a Barbed Wire Rope, Exploding Barbed Wire and Exploding Ring Time Bomb deathmatch." Mick answered Ali.

"Holy fucking shit! A Barbed Wire Rope, Exploding Barbed Wire and Exploding Ring Time Bomb deathmatch?! T-t-t-that's fucking insane!" Ali said to Mick giving him her opinion.

"I know, right?" Mick said back to Ali.

"Yeah… what's your point?" Ali said before asking Mick.

"My point is, when you wrestle in any kind of deathmatch, choose your weapons wisely, but don't ever choose a staple gun." Mick answered Ali, by giving her more advice.

"Why not?" Ali asked Mick.

"It's just a bizarre hardcore wrestling weapon, that's all… but also just be careful." Mick answered Ali, telling her to never use Staple guns as weapons.

"Don't worry, I never use a staple gun… the only thing I use a stapler on is on paper." Ali said to Mick.

"Good, now I know you got some questions for me." Mick said back to Ali.

"I sure do, my first question is… at TNA Lockdown '09 you defeated Sting for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship in a six sides of steel match, how did you feel about being a world champion again?" Ali said before asking how it felt to be world champion again.

"Ah, let me tell you, Alisabeth; winning the TNA World Heavyweight Championship brought back memories for me of winning the WWE Championship." Mick answered Ali.

"Really? How so?" Ali asked Mick.

"When I defeated The Rock to win the WWE Championship in 1999 it was special, when I won the TNA World Heavyweight title, it was interesting because even though I got to work with Sting, I fucking hated working with Vince Russo." Mick answered Ali.

"Ah, that no good son of a bitch." Ali said to Mick about Vince Russo.

"Yeah, so let's move on please?" Mick said before asking Ali to move on.

"Of course, we certainly can, I apologize Mick." Ali said to Mick.

"It's okay Ali." Mick said back.

"Okay, I'm halfway recovered from the events of Wednesday, had it not been for Steve Whiteman texting me, I would've had that mental breakdown." Ali explained to Mick.

"It's okay, I understand." Mick said to Ali.

"Thanks; question number two is this, do you remember when we first met on September 20, 1999? Raw is War, Houston, Texas?" Ali asked Mick.

"Well, we were at the Compaq Center in Houston, Texas… the Astrodome was about to close down as a baseball stadium." Mick answered Ali.

"Yeah, that's right and do you remember when we first met that day?" Ali said to Mick before asking him.

"Oh, you know I do." Mick answered Ali.

"Really? What was our first encounter like? I was two months and a week from reaching my first birthday back then." Ali asked Mick to explain a bit.

"Well, I held you, I said hello to you, and you giggled when I brought out Mr. Socko." Mick said to Ali reminding her of "Mr. Socko.", the famous sock puppet of his causing her to start laughing.

"Hahahaha! My God, how could I not forget about Mr. Socko?" Ali laughed and said to Mick.

"Before we get to your next question, how's work on your autobiography?" Mick asked Ali.

"Pretty good, thanks." Ali answered Mick before thanking him.

"No problem." Mick said back to Ali who resumed the interview.

"Third question; given your history with The Rock, how did it feel feuding with him and later teaming up with him during the Attitude Era?" Ali asked Mick about his friendship with The Rock.

"It was really fun working with The Rock, it was even more awesome when we teamed up." Mick answered Ali.

"Wow, I remember one of my cousins Lucas- who's a big fan of you, by the way- showing me that This Is Your Life segment you did with The Rock… what did you think of that segment?" Ali asked Mick.

"That was an awesome segment, it was fun… it went on longer than planned but it's a segment that will be remembered forever." Mick answered Ali.

"Yeah, now about your run in the old ECW, what was that like?" Ali asked Mick about his ECW run.

"That was a wild ride, I remember being a two-time ECW Tag Team Champion with my protégé Mikey Whipwreck, and I also remember berating the fans for holding up that Cane Dewey sign back in 1995." Mick said before Ali looked sorta confused.

"Excuse me, but Cane Dewey?" Ali asked Mick.

"Yeah, it was a dark promo." Mick answered Ali.

"Ah, as for your brief WCW run from 1989 to 1990?" Ali said before she asked Mick about his brief WCW run that lasted one year.

"I remember wrestling Mil Mascaras, in Corpus Christi, Texas in February 1990 at Clash of the Champions X: Texas Shootout, where I took a particularly brutal bump backward off the apron onto the concrete floor." Mick answered Ali, explaining a hard bump he took in a match against lucha libre icon, Mil Mascaras.

"Ooh! That had to hurt!" Ali said to Mick.

"Yeah it did, but what hurt even more was the car accident that I was in that resulted in the loss of my two front teeth." Mick said to Ali before mentioning a car crash that resulted in the loss of his two front teeth.

"OHHH!" The crowd groaned.

"Shit! I-I didn't know that you were in a car crash." Ali said to Mick.

"Don't worry about it, I appreciate your concern young lady, but the accident happened in 1990, that same year I after Ole Anderson, he critiqued my style of wrestling… which I did not appreciate." Mick said to Ali before explaining what happened.

"That hardass motherfucker shouldn't have done that!" Ali said to Mick.

"I know, right?" Mick said before asking Ali who nodded.

"Anyway, my final question is… do you think that I can walk into Ultimate Showdown and walk out of the Vancouver Deathmatch still the TDW Women's Champion? Or do you think it's the end of the streak for me?" Ali asked Mick her last question.

"Well, I'm hoping your streak doesn't end in Vancouver." Mick answered Ali.

"I hope so, too." Ali said to Mick.

"But Alisabeth if it does… it's not the end of the world, I've lost plenty of matches, and I've gotten back up on the horse… no pun intended." Mick said to Ali.

"None taken Mick." Ali said to Mick.

"I do have a present for you though." Mick said to Ali, telling her he has a present for her.

"Really, what is it?" Ali asked Mick before he proceeded to pull out his signature barbed wire baseball bat to the joyous roars of the crowd and to the surprise of Joey and Mauro.

"Oh my God!" Joey shouted.

"Mick Foley has brought Barbie to Wyoming!" Mauro said to Joey.

"Barbie! Barbie! Barbie! Barbie!" The crowd chanted.

"W-wow... you're giving me-" Ali said and asked Mick.

"Yep, to use in your match." Mick said to Ali.

"T-thanks..." Ali said to Mick.

"Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!" The crowd chanted loudly.

"Anyway, let me leave one more thing to say." Ali said before she then looked at the camera.

"Dawn Menzel... you better hope to fucking God you get out of the Vancouver Deathmatch alive! And as for you Stephanie Jackson... don't forget what I said earlier; you're nothing but street grease, you hear, Stephanie?! Street grease, you motherfucker!" Ali said before she dropped the mic as she gathered up her jacket, jersey and kilt as she left the ring as her music played.

"Mamma Mia! Ali is fired up tonight, that's for sure!" Mauro said to Joey.

"When we come back we will see Heather Clarkson and Beth Morrow team up against Zoey Brown and Dakota Milton of Team Besties in tag team action, so don't go anywhere fans, we'll be back with TDW after these messages from your local sponsors!" Joey said before the camera faded to black.

HOW ABOUT THAT FOR AN OPENING SEGMENT?!

NOT ONLY MICK FOLEY IS HER GUEST, MICK FOLEY GIVES ALI HIS FAMOUS BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT NAMED BARBIE TO USE IN HER VANCOUVER DEATHMATCH AGAINST DAWN MENZEL!

WHEN WE RETURN WE WILL SEE HEATHER CLARKSON AND BETH MORROW OF THE POPULAR GIRLS TAKE ON DAKOTA MILTON AND ZOEY BROWNE AKA TEAM BESTIES IN A TAG TEAM MATCH!

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