Monday, April 1st
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THE FIRST STORY FEATURES A 3-DAY GAP BETWEEN CHAPTERS 4 AND 5! THIS SEQUEL STORY: "THE GAUNTLET 2.0: A ROYAL TRIP THROUGH MEMENTOS" HAS FILLED THOSE DAYS OUT AND CAUGHT UP TO THE ORIGINAL WORK!
/!\ GO READ CHAPTER 5 OF THE ORIGINAL FANFIC (if u wanna) /!\
You thought you were getting a real chapter on April fools? Nah.
Here's some text to fill up the word count:
Music: watch?v=G56XZxJIlgI
"Sorry About Your Penis" lyrics
Smash Mouth Lyrics
"Sorry About Your Penis"
I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry, buddy, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight
It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bully of the bar
Tryin' to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten-feet tall
I bet you say "dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the anger's building up
You might as well fuck a dude up
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm
You don't get it, you never will
Flaunt with that macho-man overkill
Seeing everything like it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie-cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan manches
Don't procreate, please
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis
"Sorry About Your Penis" lyrics
Smash Mouth Lyrics
"Sorry About Your Penis"
I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry, buddy, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight
It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bully of the bar
Tryin' to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten-feet tall
I bet you say "dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the anger's building up
You might as well fuck a dude up
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm
You don't get it, you never will
Flaunt with that macho-man overkill
Seeing everything like it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie-cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan manches
Don't procreate, please
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis
"Sorry About Your Penis" lyrics
Smash Mouth Lyrics
"Sorry About Your Penis"
I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry, buddy, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight
It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bully of the bar
Tryin' to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten-feet tall
I bet you say "dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the anger's building up
You might as well fuck a dude up
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm
You don't get it, you never will
Flaunt with that macho-man overkill
Seeing everything like it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie-cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan manches
Don't procreate, please
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis
"Sorry About Your Penis" lyrics
Smash Mouth Lyrics
"Sorry About Your Penis"
I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry, buddy, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight
It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bully of the bar
Tryin' to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten-feet tall
I bet you say "dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the anger's building up
You might as well fuck a dude up
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm
You don't get it, you never will
Flaunt with that macho-man overkill
Seeing everything like it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie-cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan manches
Don't procreate, please
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis
"Sorry About Your Penis" lyrics
Smash Mouth Lyrics
"Sorry About Your Penis"
I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry, buddy, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight
It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bully of the bar
Tryin' to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten-feet tall
I bet you say "dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the anger's building up
You might as well fuck a dude up
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm
You don't get it, you never will
Flaunt with that macho-man overkill
Seeing everything like it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie-cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan manches
Don't procreate, please
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis
"Sorry About Your Penis" lyrics
Smash Mouth Lyrics
"Sorry About Your Penis"
I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry, buddy, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight
It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bully of the bar
Tryin' to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten-feet tall
I bet you say "dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the anger's building up
You might as well fuck a dude up
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm
You don't get it, you never will
Flaunt with that macho-man overkill
Seeing everything like it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie-cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan manches
Don't procreate, please
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis
"Sorry About Your Penis" lyrics
Smash Mouth Lyrics
"Sorry About Your Penis"
I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry, buddy, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight
It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bully of the bar
Tryin' to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten-feet tall
I bet you say "dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the anger's building up
You might as well fuck a dude up
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm
You don't get it, you never will
Flaunt with that macho-man overkill
Seeing everything like it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie-cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan manches
Don't procreate, please
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis
"Sorry About Your Penis" lyrics
Smash Mouth Lyrics
"Sorry About Your Penis"
I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry, buddy, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight
It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bully of the bar
Tryin' to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten-feet tall
I bet you say "dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the anger's building up
You might as well fuck a dude up
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm
You don't get it, you never will
Flaunt with that macho-man overkill
Seeing everything like it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie-cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan manches
Don't procreate, please
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis
"Sorry About Your Penis" lyrics
Smash Mouth Lyrics
"Sorry About Your Penis"
I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry, buddy, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight
It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bully of the bar
Tryin' to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten-feet tall
I bet you say "dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the anger's building up
You might as well fuck a dude up
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm
You don't get it, you never will
Flaunt with that macho-man overkill
Seeing everything like it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie-cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan manches
Don't procreate, please
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis
"Sorry About Your Penis" lyrics
Smash Mouth Lyrics
"Sorry About Your Penis"
I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry, buddy, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight
It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bully of the bar
Tryin' to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten-feet tall
I bet you say "dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the anger's building up
You might as well fuck a dude up
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm
You don't get it, you never will
Flaunt with that macho-man overkill
Seeing everything like it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie-cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan manches
Don't procreate, please
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis
A/N:
You know I had to do it to 'em.