Disclaimer: This story is not canon to partner dinners.

Chapter 1: A friendly bathroom encounter.

Narrator: "It had been a few years since Goombario, and a bunch of other Mushroom Kingdom residents, had helped Mario on his quest to rescue the seven star spirits, and save the princess." "Currently 18 years old, Goombario was working part time at the Toad town post office, doing janitorial work." "Parakarry, who was on the same adventure Goombario was on, who also worked for the post office, just came in with an important letter for Goombario." "After reading the letter, Goombario could not believe how lucky he was."

Goombario: "I just got accepted into U Goom."

Parakarry: "You know, there's a goomba starting her senior year at that place, she too was on a big adventure with Mario."

Goombario: "I heard that she was one of the very first, to make it to level 100 of the pit of 100 trials, and live to tell the tale."

Parakarry: "Well once you get there, given your history of being heroes, you two could become best friends."

Goombario: "Too bad it will only last one year." "She's going into her senior year, while i'm only going to be a freshman."

Narrator: "A few days later, Goombario was at the Toad town harbor, where he and a bunch of other people were waiting for a boat to take them to Alaska." "That was the US state where U Goom was located." "Not too long ago, a coed bathroom was put in Club 64." "Now the residents of Toad town didn't have to walk onto the Pleasant path and dig a hole." "As Goombario was sitting on the toilet reading the local newspaper, a wind spirit floated into the stall next to his." "This spirit, was famous actress, Madame Flurrie."

Flurrie: "Are you also going to U Goom as a freshman?"

Goombario: "Indeed I am, my name is Goombario."

Flurrie: "I've heard of you, you were on an adventure with Mario a few years back, just like I was last year." "My name is Flurrie by the way."

Goombario: "Flurrie, as in the famous actress?"

Flurrie: "The very same, but i'm taking a break from acting at the moment, as there are still so many things I need to learn."

Goombario: "I thought U Goom only accepted goombas as students." "I guess they aren't racist after all."

Narrator: "Just then, the sound of a loud wet fart came from Flurrie's stall."

Flurrie: "My goodness, I need to cut back on the shroom steaks."

**End of chapter**