Chapter 5: Who killed him?
Narrator: "A few minutes later, a group of cops arrived on the scene." "All of the students and staff members stood behind a bunch of yellow police tape, with the exception of Professor Stoner." "Prior to the incident, he had left the scene entirely." "One of the cops then explained what they found."
Unnamed cop: "All we could find were the remains of what used to be a 2000 Toyota Coralla." "The driver had no ID on him, we don't know who this guy is." "An autopsy will be done on him, the probable cause of death was more than likely skull fracture."
Flurrie: "Wait a minute, where is the headmaster?"
"Unnamed cop: "Oh God, what the heck was he smoking this time?"
Goombella: "There is no way this accident was caused by Professor Stoner." "He has a massive criminal record, but he's not a murderer."
Unnamed: "Even if it was him, we can't prove it." "His fingerprints wouldn't be anywhere, because goombas don't have hands."
Narrator: "And then, all of a sudden, Ted fainted."
Goombario: "He's not dead, I can hear him breathing."
Unnamed cop: "Every single day of my life, I can't understand what the hell is going on." "Everything is complicated."
**End of chapter**
