Goomba college love

by Jason Southworth

Two goombas are going to the same college, hoping to become best friends. Little do the the two of them know, they are going to develop romantic feelings for each other. Goombario X Goombella.

7. Negotiations at the station

Chapter 7: Negotiations at the station.

Narrator: "Far away at the Rogueport train station, a 4-8-4 steam locomotive painted in hospital colors was sitting beside the platform, with 12 box cars and a caboose coupled behind it." "Several dead bodies were being loaded onto the train, and were about to be taken to the morgue."

Rogueport conductor: "Okay, we're due to leave in about 10 minutes."

Professor Stoner: "Hold on, there's one more."

Narrator: "Professor Stoner had just arrived, and he was carrying the corpse of a dead Koopa Troopa.

Koopa Troopa: "Stop, i'm not dead."

Rogueport conductor: "He says he's not dead yet."

Professor Stoner: "Well he will be, he's very sick."

Koopa Troopa: "I'm getting better."

Professor Stoner: "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."

Rogueport conductor: "We can't take him like this, it's against regulation."

Professor Stoner: "Will you do it for 30 coins?"

Rogueport conducor: "Hmm, tempting."

Koopa Troopa: "I don't want to go on the train."

Professor Stoner: "Don't be such a baby."

Rogueport conductor: "I won't do it for less than 300."

Koopa Troopa: "I think I can go for a walk."

Professor Stoner: "You're not fooling anyone."

Koopa Troopa: "I feel fine."

Professor Stoner: "250, final offer."

Koopa Troopa. "I feel happy."

Narrator: "The conductor then shot the poor Koopa in the head, and received his payment."

Professor Stoner: "Thanks, you won't regret this."

**End of chapter**