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Ren liked to think of himself as a simple man. A man with no particular talents, but one that wasn't bad at anything he attempted. He wasn't good looking, but he wasn't exactly horrible to look at. Not the smartest, but not an idiot. Just completely average. A normal guy in a group of exceptional idiots.
He glanced over to the naked girl who was currently snoring next to him and smiled. A very lucky normal guy. An uncharacteristic grin crept its way onto his face as his mind went back to the events that had happened way into the night.
"Life is good." Nothing could ruin this mo-
"Ren!" His door flew open as two familiar bodies tumbled through and ended up a tangled mess on the floor.
All he could do was sigh and sit up in the bed. "You guys are paying for that to be fixed."
Neptune shot up "Fuck the door! Jaune didn't make it home last night!" He panicked.
Ren went stiff. He knew all about Jaune's past and had even helped him through some difficult time in his life. He got out of the bed and turned to face the boys "Let's go find him then."
"Dude..." Sun's jaw dropped as his eyes scanned Ren's body "You are packing some serious heat down there."
"Bro! You're huge!" Neptune added.
In the heat of the moment, Ren had forgotten he was completely nude and was now on full display to two of his friends.
"You're telling me." A third voice added and suddenly every set eyes were on the, also naked, girl in the bed. "I'm going to be sore for weeks after last night." She moaned with a satisfied smirk.
"Bro..." Neptune turned back to Ren "You're a god..."
"Shut up..."
Jaune groaned and slowly opened his eyes. He glanced around the unfamiliar room and moved to sit up. The walls were pink and covered in various posters and photos and there were several plush toys dotted about the room.
"Where the hell am I?" He spoke quietly. Looking over to the window he could see it was daytime as rays of light pierced through the gaps in the blinds. "Oh... That's right..." His mind flooded with the events of the previous night and he felt sick. He took in a deep breath and the burning sensation didn't go unnoticed. His hand tried to grip his chest in an attempt to stop the pounding inside, to no avail. "God damn it..." He cursed, falling back into the bed while trying to get his breathing under control.
A knock on the door caused him to sit back up "Hello?" He asked cautiously, not sure who was behind the unfamiliar door.
"It's May. Can I come in?" She asked from the other side of the wooden door.
"It's your house." He replied with a sigh of relief, moving to sit up against the headboard.
The door opened and May entered with a light laugh "Glad to see you've still got your deadpan humour." She smiled at him, two steaming mugs in hand. "Here." She handed him a mug "Figured you could use some caffeine in your system."
"Thanks..." He said simply, holding the mug close to his chest, finding a little comfort in the warmth. He took a sip of the coffee and grimaced.
"Yeah, sorry about that." May smiled apologetically "We only have Atlas Black."
"It's fine." He quickly put the mug down on the bedside table and stared down at his lap.
"You don't have to say anything you don't want to." May picked up on the awkwardness from the blonde boy "I'd like to know if you're okay though."
Jaune nodded in response, afraid to use words in case of another breakdown. "I'm good..." He spoke with hesitance, careful not to say too much and end up a mess. Not that May would judge him.
"That's good." She smiled and sat opposite him on the bed with her legs crossed.
Even though there was no awkward tension of her waiting for him to open up about the previous night, he still felt there was. "I'd rather not get into it right now...If that's okay?"
May nodded, accepting that he wouldn't be opening up "It's fine." She waved off the awkward air "You can tell me all about it on one of our dates." She laughed and Jaune cringed. May noticed the boy recoil at the mention of dating and frowned "I take it that's a no on the dates?"
Jaune sighed "It's not you." He started "I just don't think I'm ready to start dating after... well, after everything that has happened lately. It wouldn't be fair on you if we started seeing each other when I'm in this state." He explained. "I'm sorry."
"I get it." She shot him an understanding smile "You still have my number, so if you ever wanna just chat and hangout, shoot me a text."
"I will do."
A knock from the front door broke the silence and May stood up to answer "I'll be right back." She said before making her way downstairs.
Jaune's brief silence was broken by a familiar voice screaming from downstairs "Jaune! We're coming to get you, buddy!"
"Sun?" Jaune shouted back as what sounded like pack of rhinos sprinted up the stairs. Soon enough, his friends all came into view and rushed towards him.
"Why didn't you call us? We were worried sick!" Neptune asked.
"Yeah, ya idiot!" Sun added.
"It would have be nice to know you're whereabouts." Ren agreed.
Jaune felt the stress from the night before leave his body as his friends went on "Sorry, Dads. I was a bit pre-occupied with stuff." He countered "How did you even know I was here?"
"Ren's new girlfriend." Neptune answered, turning his head to Ren "You king."
"Oh shit! Congratulations man." Jaune congratulated.
Ren sighed "We're not together together just yet, but we do have a date next week."
"King." Neptune repeated.
"Well, as fun as this is, I do have to get ready for work." May said, pushing past the monkey boy "Soooooo, everyone out."
"Yes boss." The boys all shuffled out of the room and Jaune got up to follow until May grabbed his arm.
"Remember what I said. Text me if you ever need to talk." She shot him a final smile and let him go.
"Will do." He smiled back and took off after his friends.
"So that's what happened..." Sun nodded, taking a sip from his drink as Jaune explained what had happened the night before. He decided it would be best if he told them all what happened just to clear up any confusion, so the gang were currently sat at a booth in a local diner.
"Damn man. You do realize if you had told any of us this from the beginning this probably wouldn't have happened?" Neptune informed his roommate.
"It's not as simple as just telling you everything." Jaune responded "When you found out about me and Weiss, you didn't really take it that well. How the hell was I gonna tell Sun and Ren?" He sighed, picking up a few fries "And besides, I'm a private guy."
"Being a private guy isn't an excuse for a situation like this." Ren sipped from his straw "If a problem is stressing you out that much, then we want to help you through it." He reasoned "We're your friends."
"I know that." Jaune let out "But, I promised Weiss that I wouldn't say anything, and then everything went to far with the alcohol."
"Pfft!" Sun exclaimed "When has keeping a promise to a girl meant you can't tell your bro's!?" He laughed loudly, earning a few nods of approval from the other guys in the diner and a few disgusted looks from the girls.
"I'll never understand why you're single." Ren shook his head at the faunus boy before turning his attention back to Jaune "Either way, we're here for you."
"I appreciate it." Jaune smiled at the usually quiet boy "Enough about my night though." His eyes honing in on the boy "Nora huh?"
"She's a nice girl." Ren replied nonchalantly.
"Cracking pair of tits." Neptune added between eating the fries.
"Big ass too." Sun grinned "Bagged ya self a good one there, buddy!" He shot Ren a thumbs up.
"How about we change the subject?" Ren frowned "Sun, how's your quest converting the obvious lesbian going?"
"Blake isn't gay." Sun countered "Where did you even get the idea that she was?"
"Well let's just hold on for a second, Sun. He might be on to something there." Neptune placed a hand on his chin in a thoughtful manner.
"I thought it was pretty obvious." Jaune agreed "Are you telling me you didn't pick up on a way she was looking at Yang last night?"
"I saw." Ren and Neptune said in unison.
"You guys are dumb." Sun waved off the claim "Why would Yang be trying to hook us up and give me advice on what to do?"
The boys response had momentarily shut the other three up until Ren spoke up "Maybe she's trying to hide her own feelings because she's sexually confused?"
"Don't be silly..."
"Sound's like the truth to me." Jaune once again agreed with Ren "We'll just have to find you a nice, straight girl to chase after instead."
Sun's face dropped "You guys are stupid. I slept with her, remember?" He tried his best to counter their arguments "Explain that!" He puffed his chest out victoriously.
"Wasn't Yang also involved in that?" Neptune piped in, focusing more on the fries than anything else.
"And didn't they fuck you instead of you fucking them?" Jaune added, sipping some soda through his straw.
Sun sunk into his chair as his mind went back to that dreaded night. Sure, he got to do things with the two girls, but was it worth what he had to endure? Even now, thinking back on the night he did remember that the two girls did in fact seem more interested in pleasing each other than they did him. "Oh my god..." He groaned into his hands "I got used!" He cried "I was just a cover up!"
"Sorry, man." Neptune placed a hand on his friends back "And here I thought you were the first one in our group to have a threesome." He shook his head disappointingly "I guess Ren is now the top dog of the group."
"No thanks." The silent boy replied.
"Jaune then."
"How the hell did you come to that conclusion then?" The blonde let out his signature 'fed up' sigh.
"You did sleep with Weiss." He answered "And she is one of the hottest girls in Uni."
"So did you."
"You went back for seconds." The blue haired boy laughed.
Jaune glared at his housemate "And look how that turned out, moron. How about no top dog?" The group all nodded in agreement and an easy going silence fell upon the group "...How was Weiss last night?" He asked cautiously. He knew he didn't lead her on, but he still felt like he had. He had been adamant with her that there would be no feelings attached when all of this mess started, yet seeing her break down and cry the other night because of him stung like a bitch.
Sun sucked in some air "Yeesh... She was a mess, man..."
Stabbing the knife deeper into his gut, Neptune added "Yeah, I've never seen Weiss like that with anything and I don't think the girls have either."
"You must have made quite the impact on her." Ren hummed into his straw.
"Yeah, somehow...Hope she's okay." Jaune let out a breath and grabbed at his now empty plate or fries "You fuckers ate all my food..."
It had been a few days since the panic attack and things seemed to finally be settling down for the blonde-
"Where's the fucking camera, Neptune!" Sun screamed from Neptune's room.
Or so Jaune had thought.
"How the fuck should I know? Ah this is bad, really bad!" Came Neptune's reply "We're gonna fail!"
"We wont fail! We still have all the clips of Jaune, we just gotta find the camera!" The monkey cried.
Jaune felt a pang of guilt for what was about to happen, but it was quickly replaced with an uncaring shrug as he scrolled through his phone.
"WHAT?! YOU DELETED THE VIDEOS?!" Sun shouted "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"Blame Jaune!" Neptune tried to deflect the blame "If he didn't record him and Weiss banging at Russel's I wouldn't have had to wipe the fucking thing clean."
Sun popped his head out of the room and made eye contact with the fellow blonde boy "Nice." He shot him a thumbs up before retreating back into the room "Why would you have deleted that? That would have been a straight A!"
"As if I'd let you idiots show your class me having sex!" Jaune yelled back.
The two boys stormed into the kitchen "You don't seem to be taking this situation very seriously." Neptune accused.
"Because I'm not. I never wanted to be recorded in the first place so It's a win win for me." Jaune replied, continuing to scroll through his phone "Why are trains so damn expensive?" HE muttered under his breath.
"You going somewhere?" Sun asked.
"Going to see my sister on the weekend and try to clear my head." Jaune answered "Fuck it, I'll just get a coach." He groaned while loading up the coach booking website.
"Ahhh, Saphron." His two friends said dreamily.
Jaune scowled at the two "Don't you have a class project to fail?"
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