Hello, Me again! Been a while, sorry about that. Been struggling to write. Managed to force out this chapter though, it is quite short though, so sorry about that!
Hope you're all good, and welcome back!
I do not own RWBY!
"I'm coming, Jesus Christ!" Sun let out an angry yawn as he stormed across his dorm and towards his front door, which sounded like it was going to fly off of its hinges if he didn't save it by opening it. He swung the door open and scowled at the familiar girl on the other side "What the hell do you want, Yang?" He rubbed his temples in anticipation for the oncoming headache that was sure to make its way to him.
"Can we talk?" The busty blonde asked.
"That depends. Are you going to badmouth any of my friends?" He let out another lazy yawn "Because if so, no."
"It's not about Iila." She responded "Can I come in?"
Sun stared at the girl who was acting completely out of character and slowly nodded "You may." He let Yang into the room and gently closed the door behind. He eyed the guest cautiously, almost as if he had just locked himself in a room with a lion.
"Have you noticed anything weird about Jaune lately?" She asked, cutting straight to the point.
Sun blinked, eyes growing wary "What do you mean?" He asked back "He's been acting a lot happier since his trip."
"Hmm, so has Weiss..." Yang hummed thoughtfully "And after what happened at the diner the other day, there must be something going on between them."
"What? He literally insulted her." Sun countered.
"Yeah, after complimenting her ass!" Yang rebutted "And don't even get me started on how Weiss reacted!" She visibly gagged "Never thought I'd see the day where the ice queen giggles like a little lovestruck, school girl!"
"Can you keep it down. It's still early." The tanned boy groaned and ran a hand through his messy, bed hair "Let's say, hypothetically, that there is something going on between the two of them. Why should we care?" He asked "We both agree that they've been a lot happier lately, It's not really any of our business at the end of the day."
Yang's lips dipped into a pout "I'm just looking out for her. I haven't forgotten how messed up things got the last time those two ended up messing around."
"If they end up needing our help, they'll ask for it." Sun shook his head "We shouldn't pry into their lives."
"When the hell did you get so mature?" Yang laughed "You're not wrong though... But, are you not the slightest bit curious to what they're up to?"
Sun's eye twitched "I.. I'm not." He laughed nervously.
The girl hummed and stood up "Suit yourself." She made her way to the door, turning around as she reached it "If you do hear anything, let me know okay?"
"Fine! Just leave." He let out another groan as she laughed before exiting.
Sun sat there for a moment before laughing out loud to himself "Pfft, Jaune and Weiss. There's no way in hell!"
~~~Vale University~~~
"Why the fuck did you take their alcohol!?" Mercury screeched at the two girls "Do you have any idea what you've caused?"
"Oh my god." The dark skinned girl turned to the boy "It's only alcohol, so can you shut up?"
"Only alcohol? Only alcohol. Only alcohol!" His voice continued to rise "Emerald, do you even hear yourself! It's Only alcohol." He mocked her "There is a literal hunting party out for you two!"
"Don't you mean us three?" The second girl corrected "After all, you also drunk some of it, Mercury."
"I didn't know that it was stolen, Cinder." He shot back.
"Do you honestly think that this 'hunting party' will believe that?" The dark haired beauty asked the now silent boy "After all." She pulled out her phone and scrolled to the picture gallery "I'm the one with the proof."
Mercury swallowed the lump that was beginning to form in the back of his throat "You set me up?"
"And what of it, loser." Emerald replied.
"Don't fret, Mercury." Cinder began again "I won't tell anyone as long as you don't." She stepped up to the taller boy and placed a hand onto his cheek "It could be our little secret~" She practically purred into his ear.
Mercury's back hit the wall and his hand instantly reached for the door handle. He let out a scream as he swung the door open and sprinted as far away from the two demons as possible.
"Boys are so easy to manipulate." Emerald laughed as the boy fled and continued to play games on her phone.
"Oh?" Cinder tilted her head playfully before sauntering over to the girl and wrapping her arms around the green haired girls body "Are you trying to say you're not as easy to control?"
Emerald could feel Cinder's fingers trace softly across her skin "Umm..." She blushed, dropping her phone in surprise. She could feel Cinder's breath on her neck which caused her breathing to hitch.
"Because I believe you are just as easy to control." Her fingers slightly entered Emerald shorts before coming to a painful stop "Wouldn't you agree?"
"Yes Mommy!" Emerald blurted out before going an even deeper crimson "I mean Cinder!"
"You," Cinder retracted her hand and broke away from the girl "Have got some issues. Now, I require a shower so you should leave."
"Yes, Cinder..." Emerald hung her head in shame as she drudged past the girl and out of the room.
"Seriously, is everyone in this University a complete freak?" Cinder shook her head in disbelief.
~~~Vale University~~~
"Why have you called us here?" Ren asked, irritated that he had been away from Nora for longer than an hour.
Ren, Jaune, Neptune, Sun and Ilia were all seated around a table at the student bar after Ilia had sent Sun an emergency text saying to meet up and to being friends.
"I have a proposition for you." Ilia leaned back in her chair as if she was some mafia boss "After hearing about all of you, I've come to the conclusion that you are the only ones I can rely on for this mission."
"Us?" Jaune asked "Are you sure? We're just a bunch of idiots."
"And a bunch of idiots is exactly what I need." Ilia rolled out a Womanpalooza poster "Have you heard of this before?" She asked the group.
"I've seen these all throughout campus." Ren scowled "And every time I see them, I wanna tear someone's throat out. Like seriously, If it's for all women it should read Womenpalooza not Womanpalooza!"
"The creator of the event isn't very bright, I'll admit. And that's exactly why all of you are gonna crash the party." The girl beamed happily.
"Umm, but It's a female only event? We can't go." Neptune replied.
"You really are one of the biggest idiots that I've ever met." Ilia shook her head.
"Thanks!" Neptune smiled happily.
"That's not a compliment, Nep." Jaune sighed, turning to the girl "Why do you even want us to crash this party?"
"Womanpalooza." Sun corrected.
"Yeah, whatever." Jaune rolled his eyes "Womanpalooza."
"Would be pretty funny." Ilia answered and all four sets of eyes lit up.
"It would be pretty funny, wouldn't it?" Sun grinned.
"I don't care either way." Ren added "But, I guess I have nothing else planned."
Neptune looked at the poster "A room full of girls..."
"As much as I'd love to help." Jaune spoke up "We have to find out who broke into our dorm and stole our alcohol."
"There's gonna be free alcohol at the event." Ilia suggested "Just take that and replace whatever was taken from you?"
"What's the plan?" Jaune immediately responded.
"Well... You probably wont like this idea, but I was thinking that you could all dress up like girls so you can infiltrate the party easier." Ilia shrunk a little in her seat, expecting an angry response.
"I'll get the dresses." Jaune said in a serious tone.
"Wig duty." Ren sighed "I'll see if Nora can do our makeup too."
Sun and Neptune shared and awkward glance "I don't know about this." Sun spoke up "I mean, most of the girls here are dumb, but they're not that dumb."
"Afraid you wont look as good wearing a frilly dress?" Ilia teased "The plan will work, just trust me."
Sun sunk into his chair and turned to Neptune "Guess we're doing this then."
"Bro, I'm gonna look so good in a dress." Jaune bragged.
"Dude..." Neptune eyes up his roommate "The fuck?"
~~~Vale University~~~
Weiss sat on the lifeguard chair, trying her best to ignore the blonde nuisance beside her "Yang, please." She begged "I'm working." The term working was used very loosely as all she had done for the last two hours was sit there, bored out of her mind. If Yang hadn't been so persistent on trying to figure out if there was anything going on between her and Jaune, she would have enjoyed the other girls company.
"I didn't realise working involved being glued to your phone for hours. Who are you even texting? Your boyfriend?" Yang smirked, knowing Weiss would try to fight her point and would probably let some sort of information slip.
"Yeah. Because we both know I have time for a boyfriend." The girl replied sarcastically as she rolled her eyes "And since when have you been so concerned with my private life?"
"We're friends! I'm always looking out for you." Yang grinned happily, leaning against the lifeguard chair "I don't want you to have a repeat of the last time."
"I'm perfectly fine, Yang." Weiss let out a sigh "Thanks for looking out for me, but you have literally nothing to worry about."
"Oh? That's good to hear." Yang shot her a smile "So there's really nothing going on between you and Jaune then?"
"How many times do you want me to answer this for you? No, Jaune and I are not dating." Weiss replied.
"Thank god! I didn't want to move in on my friends boyfriend after all." The blonde girl let out a laugh.
Weiss felt her eye twitch, but let out an awkward laugh "Haha, what do you mean?"
"I mean, if you're not with him, that means I can try it on with him, right?" Yang explained.
Weiss couldn't stop herself as her hand shot out, grabbing Yang's shirt and pulling her in close "I'll kill you, you dumb bimbo, You hear me? Jaune is mine."
Yang's grin grew to shit eating levels "Gotcha."
Weiss came back to her senses and her face went pale after she realised what she had done "Please, you can't tell anyone!"
"Why not?"
"Because!"
"Why!?"
"Yang please!"
"Gah, Fine!" Yang conceded "But I want and explanation."
"Fine, fine. I get a break when Sun starts his shift." Weiss said "I'll explain everything then. Just come back in an hour." The lifeguard felt her phone vibrate and she quickly opened the new message.
'Do you think I'd look good in a dress?' - Jaune.
WOMENPALOOZA NOT WOMANPALOOZA! Hopefully this gives me some motivation to keep up writing more regularly! Haha!
Thank you for reading! I appreciate it!