Lincoln was relaxing thinking about his old home since he had nothing better to do
Lilly was in school, surge and kit left shortly after they were healed, sigma and mr. Tinker didn't need help so he was on his own
"hey Lincoln." Mr. Tinker said as he approached
"what's up tinker?" Lincoln asked
"i made a copy of something that you had fused to you." Mr.tinker said pulling out a dimensional watch
if Lincoln could cry he would
"you're one hell of a present giver." Lincoln said "I'll visit my family later once Lily gets out of school."
meanwhile
"alright I need you to unlock the lab." Lisa said to Starline
he put in simple combination breaker which fried the door and opened it
"quickly let us prepare!" Lisa said
unbeknownst to her spark had followed her and Starline and had told Lana to get the rest of the family (with a note of course)
"ok I got some weapons and we are going to need an emp if we want to slow him down." Lisa said
spark slowly clapped his hands
Lisa and Starline turned to face him
"you!" Lisa said "you miserable machine! How did you get in here?!"
"you didn't shut the door dumbass." Spark said abruptly
"oh." Starline said
"I have a reward for you for being this bold." Spark said before going near a light switch "when I flip this light switch it will simulate night."
"and?" Starline asked
spark flipped the switch and suddenly began to change
"oh that's a werehog." Starline said
"Imma stab ya bitch!" Spark said before stretching his arm and grabbing Lisa and throwing her into starline
"Starline! Open fire!" Lisa said pulling out a ray gun
but spark ran on the walls and jumped on Starline and threw him into a wall
"spark!" Leni said "are you in here!?"
Leni went into the room and turned in the light switch causing spark to turn back to normal
"crap baskets." Spark said
Starline and Lisa grabbed their guns and pointed them at the louds
"Lisa what are you doing!?" Lynn sr asked
"I am going to get my revenge on Lincoln and don't you dare stop me or I'll-" Lisa began before noticing someone "I'll.."
she began to tremble
Starline looked to where Lisa was facing and also began to tremble
"ohohoho don't mind me." Lincoln said standing in front of a portal "don't mind me, by all means..."
"give us some ideas." Lily said from beside him
"you!" Lisa said her anger engulfing her as she fired a shot
Lincoln deflected it with a wave of his hand
"wow Lisa I expected a warm welcome." Lincoln said as he stepped forward
he noticed spark
"woah what happened to you?" Lincoln asked
"werehog." Spark said
"what the hell did you do to that body?" Lincoln asked
"strength modifiers and stuff." Spark said "and honestly now I was hoping to keep it."
"oh good that saves me the trouble of asking if I can keep this one." Lincoln said
"so wait you're not gonna come back?" Leni asked
"we kinda have it made there." Lily said "plus cuddles wouldn't like it here."
"well he is a massive lizard." Lincoln said "are you sure you couldn't have just gotten a chao?"
"nope!" Lily said
Lincoln face palmed
"that's it I'm sick and tired of being ignored!" Starline said about to fire
in an instant he was split in two straight down the middle
"you should've stayed quiet." Lincoln said before turning his corpse to dust with an energy blast
"without hesitation not bad." Spark said
the louds were less than thrilled about Lincoln committing murder
"and before you say anything lily still has more organic kills than me." Lincoln said
"I turned 6 people to dust!" Lily said way too enthusiastically
"why must you ruin everything!?" Lisa asked
"me?" Lincoln asked "you're saying I'm the one who ruined everything?"
"yes that is exactly what I'm-" Lisa began before punching the wall indenting his fist into it
"it was you who ruined everything." Lincoln said "you couldn't just leave your scientific curiosity at bay, could you? You just had to strip me of my flesh!"
"it was the next step in human evolution!" Lisa argued intent on winning
"what about Lily? she absorbed two gods because you wanted to speed up evolution. Is that it?" Lincoln asked
"well I figured you didn't want to be alone-" Lisa began before Lincoln cut her off
"I would liked it if they weren't turned into a machine!" Lincoln said punching the wall again "would you have stopped? Who would've be next? Lucy? Luna? Leni?"
Lincoln grabbed her by the throat and slammed her against the wall
"how many people must you experiment on just to deal with that scientific curiosity?" Lincoln asked "how many!?"
"well you did the test." Lisa said "so you must've liked it!"
Lincoln tightened his grip on Lisa's neck
"I did it because I thought if I did you would let me go." Lincoln said before letting go
"then what are you now?" Lisa asked
"a hero who needs to stay like this." Lincoln said before walking to the louds
"sorry you had to see that side of me." Lincoln said "I try to not get angry."
"no that young lady needs a stern talking to." Rita said "and some therapy."
"probably more than that." Lincoln said "anyway we just came to visit we'll be seeing you."
"wait so you aren't gonna stay?" Lola asked
"I'm sorry but we have a job to do." Lincoln said
"well then do your best." Lynn sr said
"I will." Lincoln said
Lincoln turned to spark
"and uhh.." Lincoln said
"spark." Spark said
"right spark take good care of that body and tell my friends what happened." Lincoln said "see ya!"
"bye bye!" Lily said "see you soon!"
And with that they walked through the portal
VS Lisa and doctor Starline rank
score: 9999999
rank: SSS
Bonus
as the portal closed Leni turned to spark
"why did you want to stay?" Leni asked
"I think during my time here I slowly became human." Spark said
"that's impossible-" Lisa began before getting hit with a pie
"could you just be quiet." Luan said not caring about a punch line
"we need to take her to therapy." Rita said
"agreed." Lynn sr said
spark simply sighed
yes this was his life now
that's it for now
also I'm completely ok with you doing you're own version of this with sonic media I am not covering (the Archie comics, sonic underground, sonic prime, etc)
because my knowledge on them (minus sonic prime) is limited at best and no fucking clue at worst
see ya on path 2/3 "the village" set in sonic boom