ScáMedb's Escapades

by MJ Saradi

In an alternate universe, where the mischievous Queen of Connacht got infatuated with the legendary female warrior from Dún Scaith. The immortal married couple's misadventures and slice-of-life starts! Warning! This is GL/Yuri with possible crossover between other anime and parody. Main Pairing: Scáthach X Medb

3. Paint and Run

It was a typical day in Ireland, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Scáthach was running for her life with her mischievous wife, Medb, securely wrapped in her arms. Why was she running, you ask? Well, let's just say that Medb had gotten herself into yet another sticky situation, and Scáthach was left to clean up the mess.

It all started when Medb decided it would be a brilliant idea to prank the neighboring village by stealing all their livestock and painting them bright neon colors. Of course, chaos ensued as the villagers chased after the rainbow-colored sheep and cows, and Scáthach had no choice but to swoop in and save her wife from certain doom.

So, here she was, sprinting through the lush green hills of Ireland, Medb cackling in her arms as they dodged angry farmers and bewildered animals. "Medb, this is not funny!" Scáthach scolded, trying to keep a straight face as she narrowly avoided a pitchfork being thrown in their direction.

But Medb was having the time of her life, kicking her legs in the air and singing a tuneless melody as they raced towards the safety of their castle. "Oh, lighten up, Scáthach! Where's your sense of adventure?" she teased, poking her wife in the nose with a mischievous grin.

As they reached the safety of their stronghold, Scáthach finally let out a sigh of relief, gently setting Medb down on the grass with a stern look. "Medb, I love you, but you really need to think before you act. We can't keep running around Ireland causing chaos just for the fun of it."

Medb pouted for a moment before breaking into a sheepish grin. "I know, I know. I promise I'll be good from now on," she said, wrapping her arms around Scáthach in a tight hug. "But admit it, that was pretty thrilling, wasn't it?"

Scáthach couldn't help but chuckle, shaking her head in amusement. "You're lucky I love you, you little troublemaker. Now, let's go and clean up this mess before the villagers come knocking on our door."

And so, the two wives set off to make amends for Medb's latest escapade, laughing and joking as they worked together to right the wrongs of the day. Because no matter how many obstacles they faced, Scáthach knew that with Medb by her side, life would always be an adventure worth running for.