James Potter
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
Peter Pettigrew
Lily Evans
Regulus Black
My Hoes Group Chat
Wednesday
7:21 a.m.
PADFOOT! :)) MY BELOVED
It's too early for this nonsense
PRONGS MY DARLING 3
Make them stop Moony
I wish I could. If they had an off button I would have pressed it years ago.
Don't listen to them Padfoot, they are just jealous of our eternal love.
Moony and Wormtail should know that even if you were my first love, I will always have room for them in my heart 3
Please die.
Disgusting.
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Thursday
10:34 a.m.
So…
Oh no.
This will be good.
I haven't even said anything yet?
I have a 6th sense for when your conversations will give me acid reflux.
Never have you started a conversation with 'So' and it gone anywhere good.
Hush you meanies, you were saying Prongs?
Thank you, Padfoot
As I was saying!
So… I need an alibi
I'm going to regret asking this, but why?
Anything for you Prongs!
I don't want to know.
I'm going to miss Mary's birthday party this weekend
Oh, mate. You're fucked.
She is going to kill you.
Worse. Lily is going to kill you.
Why can't you come and why does it require an alibi?
Yeah, what Moony said. ^
Something has come up
Mate. Prongs.
I love you, deerly, I do.
But if you want us to cover for you and lie to Lily Motherfucking Evans…
Definitely going to need more information
Is this because she won't let you come to the Dr's appointments?
…that is part of it
Oh, James…
I knew this divorce was going to get complicated
Prongs, you can't avoid seeing your ex-wife forever.
Especially considering you-know-who arriving who-knows-when.
You're banned from hyphenating Padfoot.
Meanie ):
I know, I know
But I just can't do it right now and I don't want to ruin Mary's birthday
She doesn't deserve that
She may be dating Lily, but I promised her that Lily and I's divorce wouldn't mess up our friend group.
That's a dumb promise to make.
Hate to agree with Pete here, but…
James. Your ex-wife, who is pregnant with your child, left you for one of our female friends.
How did you plan to keep this promise exactly?
I don't know ):
But this party is just too soon.
I can't do it.
Please don't make me go.
Okay Prongs, we got you.
Don't worry.
You owe me cake, but fine.
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Unknown Number
Saturday
8:49 p.m.
James
Where are you?
9:02 p.m.
James Potter
Answer Your Damn Phone
9:17 p.m.
Mary thinks you're mad at her
I'm not mad at Mary
Oh, I know. You're mad at me.
What do you want from me, Lily?
Don't be a prick to my girlfriend so I don't have to contact you like this.
…
Look, James, we knew this divorce was going to be difficult.
But we promised our friends that nothing would change.
Breaking your promises already?
Fuck. Off. Lily.
I'm not the one who decided to have an affair right after we got married.
I'm not the one that refused to be seen in public with their spouse.
I'm not the one excluding you from everything to do with our mutually made child.
James
No. Fuck you.
I don't want to talk to you tonight.
Go back to your girlfriend.
Unknown Number
11:58 p.m.
Potter why do you look like someone killed your dog?
I know my brother is alive.
Regulus?
Yes. Answer my question.
How did you get my number?
Wait… you're here at Frank's bar?
Sirius.
No, not anymore. Had to pick up Pandora before she started dancing on the tabletops.
Now answer my bloody question.
It's nothing
I'm fine.
People who are fine don't look into their alcohol like it holds all the answers to their problems while on the verge of tears.
I am not 'on the verge of tears'.
I'm fine.
Do I need to call Sirius? Why isn't he and the rest of your boy band with you anyway?
I didn't know you four knew how to be apart without imploding.
Is that what's wrong? Your gang abandoned you on a Saturday night?
I am perfectly capable of being without the others for a night.
Sirius already knows where I am.
They are at a friend's birthday, so don't bother them.
…..without you?
James, what the hell is going on?
You called me James :)
I'll be okay, thanks for the concern though.
Pretty sure that you hated me.
I do hate you Potter.
Fine. Wallow in your misery alone.
Pest
12:28 a.m.
Oi, Cunt.
Why are you neglecting your best friend?
I'm not?
What do you want Reg?
Potter is at Frank's
Alone
Looking like a miserable sod.
Goddamit.
Thanks Reg. I'll fix it.
Whatever.