James Potter
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
Peter Pettigrew
Regulus Black
Regulus ;)
Saturday
8:44 A.M.
Your Mother…
Yes?
I like her.
OhMyGods
DID THE REGULUS BLACK JUST SAY HE LIKED SOMEONE?
:O
You're annoying.
I'm going to steal your Mother.
I'm happy to share her with you.
No. You're worse than my brother
Effie is my mother now.
Be gone Heathen.
:(
:(
:(
… fine. You can stay.
For now.
:)
10:12 AM
Really glad you came with us Reg.
1:30 PM
…me too
My Hoes Group Chat
6:47 PM
Today was great
My brother quite literally threatened to murder you with a knife during lunch so he could keep Effie to himself .
That's okay :)
There is something seriously wrong with you Prongs
Why are you like this James?
Like what?
I'm just happy that Reg got to experience a real mom's love
He has been avoiding my house and my parents since making up with Pads
He deserves motherly affection too
Not what I meant, but alright.
Prongs have you ever considered being not disgustingly perfect for just one day in your life?
I'm not perfect?
You were a prefect though, so close enough.
Give up lads. He doesn't understand.
Hopeless. The lot of you.
What just happened?
I don't get it
Nothing Prongs.
Don't worry about it.
Effie is calling for you Prongs.
You are all mean to me :(
Guess I will text Reg instead since you three want to be weird.
My brother and you are texting?
Voluntarily?
Why?
Yeah! He is actually really funny :)
Oh boy…
When did this start?
Why didn't I know?
What the hell?
Jealousy isn't attractive Padfoot.
Shut the fuck up Wormy.
Prongs.
James.
Answer Me.
Reg said he got my number from you Pads
I assumed you knew?
We started texting last week when he saw me at Frank's bar.
BRB gotta go talk to my brother about stealing shit from my phone.
I should have joined you guys at the Potter house this weekend
I am missing out on free entertainment
Mom also made Paella
Which is the real reason I think Reg wanted to murder me, to get more Paella
Probably would have threatened to kill Padfoot too if this wasn't a 'no mean words' week
Damn, I love Effie's paella!
Honestly would probably kill you too Prongs just for more of Effie's food.
I understand :)
I am glad to be missing out on this domestic dispute
Sirius vs. Regulus
Who would win in a physical fight between the two?
Regulus
Can confirm Regulus is currently winning
PHOTO SENT
PHOTO SENT
VIDEO SENT
Wow, didn't realize that Sirius could scream at such an octave.
Does physical fighting count as 'mean words'?
Is that Regulus biting his brother?
Yes, it is.
I'm showing this to their therapist on Tuesday, this definitely counts as mean words.
Always a teacher's pet Moony
You are all the worst.
No faith in my fighting skills Moons? What kind of boyfriend are you?
One who knows you don't want to actually hurt Regulus while Regulus is ruthless little shit and will hold nothing back.
So an honest boyfriend.
And they say romance is dead.
Regulus ;)
10:57 PM
Are you okay?
I'm fine? Why?
Just wanted to check on you
I know you won that fight, but Sirius did tackle you first
Oh, I'm definitely fine.
Sirius is a lot of things, a fighter is not one of them.
Do you know what made him break our truce week?
Truce week?
Oh! You mean 'no mean words' week!
Yeah, that might actually be my fault?
Sirius didn't know we were texting so when he asked how you had my number, I mentioned that you had told me you got my number from him.
So he thinks you broke into his phone to steal my number or something
Please tell me that my brother does not call our truce week something so childish as 'No Mean Words' week?
Also, he literally gave me your number years ago. Imbecile.
We do call it 'no mean words' week.
Years ago? And you just now started to text me :(
I didn't have a reason to text you before now
Well I am glad you saw me at Franks then
I am enjoying texting you :)
You are going to bother me nonstop now that you have my number, aren't you?
Maybe
Possibly
Yes
:)
I'm going to regret this
Oh don't be like that Reg
This is the start of a beautiful new friendship
Why would I want that?
I have friends already
But you don't have me, and I am amazing
Arrogance isn't attractive Potter
I think you mean Confidence
No. Arrogance.
So mean Reg :(
Don't worry, I'll grow on you
Like a fungus. How thrilling.
I'll get you to like me
That sounds like a threat
:)
Pest
11:46 PM
Control your best friend
Uh, which one and why?
Potter
He threatened to befriend me
And that's… a problem?
You could use more friends
It is.
Make him stop
Also, I have plenty of friends
No
:)
I hate you
Love you too Reggie
I'm telling Effie
Worth it
My Beloved Moony 3
Sunday
1:08 AM
I got grounded :)
Why?
And why are you happy about it?
Effie grounded me for being mean to Reggie during 'no mean words' week
But she also gave me candy
Nothing like when Mother used to ground us
That is because your Mother is a horrid person and Effie is a gem
No clue why Prongs is the way he is considering his parents.
Prongs is wonderful :(
You sound like Reggie
Prongs is Prongs
I love him but for people like Reg and me… Prongs can be a lot to handle
Prongs threatened to become Reggie's friend
That sounds like him
I think it will be good for both of them
I think your brother is going to sacrifice Prongs to the Old Gods
Also possible
Miss you Moony
Miss you too Pads
Talk to you in the morning, try to get some sleep
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