Si Gimli avait échangé sa hache contre une autre arme.

For Altariel, because we are sadvat the death of comedic genuis Tim Brooke Taylor, and also "the lovely Samantharwen" needed to make it into a fic. The faked-up news report of "Twinkle" knocking over the Post Office Tower is an abiding memory of my childhood, so of course it had to be Middle-Earth-ified. (And with thanks to Sian22 for inspiration - parents tell stories to kids.)

A wait so long as to be almost unimaginable comes to an end at last.

107 ont passé depuis la fin de la seconde guerre contre Sauron pour la survie des peuples libres de la Terre du Milieu. Durant cette centaine d'années, la paix n'a fait que croître et l'âge des Hommes a pris le pas sur tous les autres. Or, lorsque trois anciens membres de la célèbre Communauté de l'Anneau disparaissent et l'apparition d'un étrange symbole semble sonner la fin...

You don't have to know LOTR lore to understand this story, all important characters are Sauron, the Nazgûl and the Mouth and it plays in Mordor. It's a very absurd story, the gist being that Mordor is near bankruptcy and so Sauron is forced to commit to rather unconventional methods, for a Dark Lord at least, to ensure the continued survival of Mordor. DISCONTINUED

This is going to be a collection of drabbles and one-shots going through Aragorn's timeline based on the trail of breadcrumbs Tolkien left in his books and the appendices. Basically, my take on Aragorn's life. I'm not rewriting anything Tolkien already wrote, simply expanding on Aragorn's life before we meet him in Fellowship of the Ring.

A birthday mathom for all of you! Dark days loom as Elrond and Elendil talk about marching to war against Sauron, but from far ahead in the mists of time Elrond foresees hope.

How do a new Prince and his lady manage to raise three precocious children amidst resettlement of a long neglected land, diplomatic sorties and the occasional unexpected skirmish? As a team, of course, even if sometimes neither is quite sure who has the upper hand.

Nous avons écouté l'histoire de la Terre du Milieu, mais si celle-ci était incomplète ? Les Dragons ne sont-ils pas oubliés ? Laissez moi vous raconter leur histoire...

The world is in chaos. The end of days is coming. As war loomed on the horizon dragging many great powers of the world into conflict which would bring about death and destruction. Maybe the only things that matter most is Love, Friendship and Determination. Arc 1: War before the Ring. (This is a story set before the Ring was discovered. Events here will lead up the next arc.)

Thranduil forbids a young Legolas to travel to Laketown to represent Mirkwood in trade negotiations. Legolas along with his royal guard, and best friend decide to go anyway. Before long legolas finds trouble and learns to fear the secondborn. Will a human family be able to redeem legolas faith in their race? And Will legolas accept help from the famous twins of Elrond?

In a dark forest, dark secrets have plenty of hiding places. While in Mirkwood on a mission to investigate the growing evil of Dol Guldur, Glorfindel works with the son of Elvenking Thranduil. But all is not well with the war-hardened soldier, prince Legolas... Warning: Slash / Dark Themes

Amaryllis Bracegirdle wasn't particularly intelligent, talented or extraordinary, but when she accidentally befriends Merry, Pippin, and their fascinating cousin Frodo, she discovers that there may be more to her than meets the eye after all, and that adventure can be found in unlikely places. Slow, sweet Frodo/OC.

Fate sends the Lady Beriadanwen of Gondor, the childhood friend of Aragorn, to the fellowship in time of need. Old memories and feelings are dredged up despite her husband's involvement with the fellowship. Can Aragorn realize his repressed feelings and see beyond his close friend's usefulness to the mission?

A little vignette for us weirdos who have a fondness for Elrond! An unnamed Elf-maid has grown up loving the Lord of Imladris from afar. One starlit evening, they share a tender moment. Very soft and fluffy.

Battles are ugly affairs, and warriors do not survive unscathed. In the aftermath of the Battle of Helm's Deep, Legolas cares for his weary and beloved comrade. Unrequited Legolas/Aragorn.

Elanor sits down to make a copy of the Red Book.

With the Shadow rising Boromir and Faramir lead an attack on an enemy but find all is not as it seems. When Eowyn, new Queen of a plague ravaged land, becomes emeshed in the growing mystery, she and Eomer and Faramir must work to find the truth. Caught in a web of deceit, their love and loyalty are tested. Whom can they trust? And who, or what, is working to bring them down?

It may be concealed for centuries, but eventually truth must out - no matter how much damage it does along the way.

O futuro em Valinor prometia a paz, mas ela não veio e Legolas não sabia o porquê. Uma revelação finalmente surgiu. Ele tinha que voltar a Terra Media uma vez mais.

Aragorn wanted to reach down and wake him. To touch his shoulder or his face and see those eyes open again, sharp and clear and ever ready for battle. But Boromir would not wake; not then, nor ever again, except perhaps in some distant, unearthly realm where his ancestors waited for him on thrones of white stone, and where he might take his seat beside them far too soon.

When Ana winds up in a barren wasteland, she meets and begins falling for someone she didn't expect in about a thousand years. I'm a lot better at writing than summaries, I promise.

She never had a problem knowing who she was, because she got what she wanted. The chance to choose her own path. Now with the One Ring found, she's forced to help an old friend destroy it. Even if it means losing her life. Rated T for Language, LegolasxOC

Eowyn's first drink... or Eomer thought so.

In which Aragorn is struck with a bestial desire for Legolas. [aralas] Three-shot.