Let's see how many ways we can find to kill off some annoying Mary Sues in hilarious or epic ways. Contains drabbles. [No bashing intended. I'm just messing around a little :D]

Elessar Telcontar est mort, et vive le Roi ; le fantôme d'une longue amitié tendre plane dans le fond des yeux fatigués de Legolas Vertefeuille, bleus, bleus comme la Mer, qui, irrésistiblement, l'appelle...

The Black Breath dragged her under but she was already drowning.

"I have seen your end, my little one." the elder woman said gravely ",You will be lost to us, should you ever look into the eyes of an elf." The young girl laughed ",So I shall have to fight them blindfolded." In this story we will follow a young woman's love of danger, as she travels into the darkest of places, meeting the strangest set of jailers and ends up on the wrong side

One-shot, post-War of the Ring. Halloween holiday story just for fun. :) Orcs happen upon a woman giving birth alone.

This tale reflects on the events that transpired when Bilbo Baggins of the Shire set out, on his last big adventure in the world this side of the Sundering seas. Of the people he met, the sojourners he befriended and the enemies that he fought. Might contain elements of other works of fiction. (I do not own the rights to any of the characters, places or franchises in this story).

After the war for Middle Earth has been fought and won and the ring and Sauron have been destroyed, peace has once again returned, even for the most unlikely creatures. What if Isengarders CAN live a somewhat normal existance and even forge bonds of friendship and family only men thought to boast of? Eaiel has never known them any other way. (Rated T and M for a brief rape scene)

This is an apology to all those who have read my stuff, and I have not responded.

Bien loin d'avoir une âme d'aventurière, Adèle va pourtant se retrouver, sans avoir rien demandé, confrontée à une situation impossible et à un monde qui la dépasse... Et le moins qu'on puisse dire c'est que ce n'est pas gagné !

Legolas' gift for his father's birthday turns out to be a solution to all of the Elvenking's problems. Fluffy crack, Little!Legolas Alive!Elvenqueen :D

Elladan feels guilty and is convinced he is guilty for many, many things. Another drabble based off a prompt by ThurinRanger - a companion piece to Vengeance. Disclaimer: I own nothing - it's all Tolkien's - I merely play with them.

Elrohir is driven - he has vengeance to gain for his mother. He has to avenge her torture at the hands of the Orcs. Elrohir is driven and Elladan is worried. Based off a prompt by ThurinRanger. Disclaimer: It's all Tolkien's - I'm just playing.

A year goes by, but fate isn't quite done with them yet. Sequel to Fate's little cruelties. Slash, Legolas/Sam all human size, knight AU

Legolas arrives at Imladris, and meets Aragorn for the first time. Aragorn does not like the first impression he gets. Aragorn POV.

After the fall of Eregion and a narrow escape from Sauron's forces, Celeborn and Elrond's armies take refuge in a hidden valley where they start the construction of Rivendell. While preparing for the war ahead, Elrond is plagued by grave doubts regarding his mixed heritage and troubled by his fear of speaking to the one elf who holds all of the pieces he's missing. Second Age 1697.

The children of King Elessar are about to witness an exciting event.

Inspired by a conversation on twitter regarding the quote "It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men," and how LOTR would be different if Gimli was actually a girl. This story is a story about the complicated romantic stories that evolve when gender is flipped.

A collection of oneshots focusing on Mirkwood- Legolas, Thranduil and my OC elf Belhadron. Won't be in any particular order or relation to each other, just some lighter small stories. Chapter 4: Part 2 of a two part story, following Legolas and one of his horses in the general trials and tribulation of a horse growing up.

A story of greed, lust, and loneliness. A story of one certain Counsellor and what is remembered about him. And, ultimately, a story of utter corruption. COMPLETE

What thoughts go through your head the night before your execution? The worst one, of course, is to admit that everything happened because of you.

A simple game gone wrong opens unhealed wounds for Elrond, Elladan and Elrohir as they struggle with their memories and their own darkness. And what about Estel?

A pairbonded Orc, having lost his mate, seeks revenge on the world. But causing death brings him no peace, and when, injured and hunted, he falls into the care of an outcast old woman, he must finally face his agony.

Ésta es la segunda parte de Los Dias Felices en La Comarca y narra los acontecimientos vividos por Bilbo y Frodo después de su llegada a Bag End. Y así como la primera parte narra los días de la infancia de Frodo, la segunda habla de su juventud y de sus ansias por conocer cosas nuevas.

a random musing on the character of the Elf in the Fellowship, and on the Elven Archetype in general

Feanor and sons are fed up with The Valar and elves so they express their anger through song.