Forgetting you're a hobbit? Bad. Living out in the woods with a world you've made up in your head? Worse. Taken by elves and left at BagEnd? Better. Falling in love with the Masters young ward, Frodo Baggins? Fantastic.

Trois amies arrive en Terre Du Milieu. L'une se fait courser par les Orques, mais y échappe grâce à trois de nos héros, une deuxième se retrouve en Lorien et la troisième rencontre une semielfe ! Embrouille en perspective ! CHAPITRE 28 !

Another collection of LotR drabbles and ficlets. New: A Dream of Peace. Night in Ithilien, Pippin suffers a little PTSD, and he and Gandalf have a few words...

Summery: Morgan is a grumpy Goth and her little sister is just the opposite. It’s bad enough that they get stuck in Middle Earth together but what happens when they get attacked by Mary Sue hunters? Can she convince them she’s innocent?

Eomer returns from battling orcs. ONESHOT. Part 124 of the Elfwine Chronicles.

A series of ficlets based upon an earlier devised list: 10 Things I Learned While Living With the Elves. Includes everything from drunken speeches to rolling pin wielding chefs. You have been warned...

When Elrond's eyebrows get stolen, who will save Middle Earth? And can that hero manuver around the crack subscripts implanted inside this venture? A celebration crack for DANA! Crackachinno w whipped cream, sprinkled liberally with cinnamon. R&R

What happens when Hogwarts kids find a pointy eared elf, a kid training to be a king, a white headed kid, and a crazy, in sain, kid at their school? Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings crossover! POINTLESS HUMOR! LOL!

What would happen if a modern day American soldier was roughly thrown into Middle Earth? POSTPONED INDEFINITELY; see reasons in the Chapter 1 2012 A/Ns.

A story in which rangers rush to the rescue, our heroine gets hopelessly lost, and then becomes hopelessly found again. In which Athrabeth Finrod ah Andreth is reawoken, Elrond truly is kind as summer, and no bamfing occurs whatsoever.

Faramir gives Eoywen a choice: stay with him or leave for the hope of Aragorn's love. Rated T. One Shot.

Ten years after the events of ‘Unexpected’. King and Queen are away and Uncle Amrothos is forced to look after Rohan’s pride and future: three little princes . . . from hell.

Four cousins land in middle earth, with nothing but a mystical necklace and the clothes on their backs, they must learn to survive in a world unknown to them, with the help of friends each learn first hand what it is to love. Fifth Story

Boromir tells Pippin a story about his father's cruelty toward his younger brother. WARNING! Denethor is portrayed as a harsh and punitive man and a severe punishment is portrayed in this story!

Some funny things that happen in Haldir and Legolas' lives. Read and Review and no, they do not get together,

As Aragorn arrives among the Dúnedain to take up the reins of leadership he meets his cousin, Halbarad, who helps Aragorn find his place among his people and they begin a friendship that will last a lifetime. 1st Place 2007 MEFA:Times, Mid TA, General.

Bree is not friendly to rangers. And neither is the outside world. Can prejudices be overcome when Aragorn helps someone by endangering his own life? Teitho 1st place.

AU. The daughter of Elessar and Eowyn journeys into the past after her father's suicide in order to remedy a mistake that altered Middle earth and might lead to the destruction of Gondor. Unfortunately, by doing so, she might cease to exist. Not an MS.

What would happen if Pippin got hold of one of the Elven Rings? Just plain insanity! Yipee! Slash in ONE CHAPTER cause Helga and Moosey are dumb. PG because of insanity and suggestive fluffy in a few chapters. Glares at Helga and Moosey! Valentine's Day

During Legolas's visit, Estel wants to horserace Legolas through the woods of Rivendell. But, as usual, the two friends run into trouble, realizing that nothing could ever break their friendship... even if it means putting up with orcs.

[Discontinued] Random one shots of the hobbits life in the shire, prologue explains it all, Rated K plus for insane randomness and mild violence

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Tears of Sapphire : The Heir *First in the chronicle of events that pre-date our noble warrior prince...heralding from days of large silver eyes, even bigger mischief, tangled blond locks and a tear of sapphire courage. AU, gen... Had Thranduil not been born to the throne of Mirkwood, what would have become of our favourite elven prince?

This is a narrative I wrote about my own adventure in the world of Tolkien! Comical to the reader, terrifying to the writer!P Please read and review! Warning: Terror and laughter stead ahead!

A poem dedicated to everyones favorite character, Strider! Please read and review...even though this isn't my best!