Do you hate math? Do you know why it's so confusing, complicated, and hideous? Here is an explanation.

The Raamalie, or winged people of middle earth, have always been skilled at remaining elusive. But one young girl desires to explore. R+R. Not MS

A poem about Frodo and Sam NOT SLASH!!!!!

*COMPLETE!* Ok, you asked for it and here we give it to you. It's the sequel to How Two Girls Wreak Havoc on Middle-Earth. Vanessa and Christy are back! *Grins evily* It's just as funny as the first so read it!

Eowyns tanker.........

Gandalf is having a bad day, and Aragorn has just made it worse. My hysteria over lack of proofreading of lots of fan fictions.

What would happen to Legolas if he ate a shroom? And it were magical? And turned him into a kid? And he was a real problem child? And Estel had wedding phobia?

FiNiShEd!!!!! What if Aragorn and Arwen had met 13 years earlier, when Aragorn was 7 and Arwen a mere 2697! SEQUAL POSTED: IRONIC THOUGH IT SEEMED.

A new Survivor series has come out, and it has the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings characters on it! 16 castaways, only one can win. Who will it be? (rated PG for some mild swearing *cough* RON! *cough)

It was written before the war for the ring of power. A dwarf, an elf, an orphan & King. They alone must fight this new evil. Prophecy's don't lie...right?

Bordarigorn is leaving his home near Bree to travel in the wild world. On his travels he meets up with the mysterious elf Devil. He becomes his deciple and follows him to the vales of the Anduin.

Set several years after RotK. After being trapped by heavy rainfalls inside the Golden Hall of Rohan for days, Legolas reacts in a typically elven fashion and Gimli contemplates an old saying of the dwarves.

Why did Grima take the path of the Dark Side??? R/R

Nami is thrown into what could be described as complete insanity when she is in a car crash. Now in a world that isn't supposed to be real, how will she survive? How will she get home?

Ioreth recalls on her deathbed, and others remember how the healer touched their lives. A bit of a reflection on love.

When Rúmil is captured while on a mission, its up to Haldir to rescue him. However fate is not kind to the brothers and Rúmil suffers mortal wounds. His only hope is to return to Lothlorien, but time may be running out.

Frodo and Sam go for a picnic one sunny day! SLASH Fluff, some suggestive stuff, depending on how conservative you are... Nothing nasty. Just cute ^.^

Anne get transported into Middle-Earth after a car crash and she refuses to let her dead father go. The Fellowship are on a reunion and find her in Eryn Lasgalen and bring her to Thranduil. r/r rated pg13 for implications and such.

Here is a short poem about Legolas' thoughts as he watched Boromir die

this is different than most stories you'll ever read about Legolas... please r+r!

Yes, yes, another Les Mis thing from me. Set in the Scouring of the Shire, Pippin and Merry get hobbits out by song, and what better one than a parody of Do You Hear the People Sing, eh? Heheh ^^: R+R

Boromir and Faramir weren't always close. That kinship had to be earned.

LotR/Valdemar crossover. Legolas gets chosen. One Shot

Ever heard the song "In These Shoes" by Kristy MacColl? If you havn't, you wouldn't get this.

Like the title says. Estel, Elladan and Elrohir meet some pigs... And you know how elves much desire cleanliness...