This is my first fanfiction, eeek! This is a wacky parody of LOTR, but only loosly based on the plot. Don't expect anything accurate! Please read, i'm sure you'll be plesantly surprised!

This is a Protectors of the Plot Continuum spinoff. A repentant author, a talking dog and a hobbit named "Shaggins"...who knows what's next?

Well, the first chapters a kinda intruduction. So you'll just have to read it and find out.

It's a poem about the murder of Deagol. (and my first LOTR writing ever, so be nice guys... :D)

A Parody of the great J. R. R. Tolkien's

Mirror,Mirror...Sarah meets her middle-earth self and gets trapped there with no idea on who she is. R&R!

The Fellowship gains watchers. Romance mainly at the begining but basically just day to day drama...

Harriet is a girl. Read her story.....

PG13 for the plot and some words... = A song is sung and Prince Legolas is reminded of his horrible past...where he lost his wife and child to a human...=Warning: Initial Rape.

Frodo and Sam are in Mordor at last and Gollum is out for the One Ring of Power...what's to happen (twisted ending)?

We just posted this for a laugh! Rated PG-13 for language. Please review!!!!

Merry,Pippin.legolas,Frodo,and every one else go and get the ring

Frodo muses, in rhyme, after Gandalf's "death." Originally, this was not really supposed to be fanfiction, but it sorta turned out that way.

A strange colored item falls into the hands of a used-to-be Ring Bearer. An elf and a King struggle over who is the supreme power.. and how did Hot Pockets arrive in Middle-Earth?! R&R.

Well, you always hear tales about young Frodo&co., but what about the hobbits before them? What about Hamfast Gamgee, the Gaffer? Here’s his story.

It's a joke with a LOTR twist in it, there is a mild slash joke in it

One leg of a story in which three women change the lives of Gandalf, Legolas and Aragorn(read;typical, horrible Mary Sue). This is kinda in the middle of it, I'll try to get the rest posted soon. Ratng is just to be safe.

Sam's thoughts before he leaves Middle-Earth. A poem. Implied m/m.

Galadriel, Arwen, Eowyn and Rose realize this, and they decide to do something about it. Come on, we KNOW guys have one big weakness! It's a very silly story, tell me if I should continue this!

4 years after the ring is destroyed, an elf girl resides in Rivendell. She was apparently with Sauron in the past, but disbanded after the ring was found again. Now, she begins hearing voices in her dreams telling her that the darkness will return. Will

A new poem added for our RingWraiths. R&R please =)

Hmmm, how should I explain this?! Oh, that's right! Basically, this is about what happens behind one shot of the movie and what each cast member complains about! It all starts when I steal Pippin's all to famous line!!!! Hope ya like it!!!! ^-^

New chapter up! one to come soon...I'm not great with summerys so here i go...What would happen if the power of the ring wasn't in a gold band but flesh...Legolas romance little

'But nothing is ever alright. He learnt that too late.' Legolas's feelings after Boromir's 'death', leading up to Aragorn's wedding and afterwards. B/L slash.

Gandalf's spell went wrong, so now the Fellowship is in Salt Lake City. Damn... UPDATED, CHAPTER 5'S OUT!