I am a useless bit of baggage. A slightly ... alive ... piece of baggage, perhaps, but a piece of baggage nonetheless. Although ... I wish ... but no. I am not important. And not wanted. And not needed. I'm just a bit of baggage. (Pippin's PoV)

Though the book has lasted a long time, we felt it necessary to translate it in Rhyme. Though this epic is unspeakably bad, we beg of you: do not be mad, for we are but simple goons, who spend their time collecting spoons.

My first fic. Be nice please! It's about Legolas...(gets me everytime!)

Gimli seeks Legolas on the elf's final visit to Mirkwood, calling him to return to Gondor to see the dying King Elessar for perhaps the final time.

See title. Heh...

Also known as 'never send a man to do a woman's work'. What would happen if the fellowship had have been female?

A song about a bard of Rohan who rides to the aid of Gondor. Please R & R...

*Finished* Pointless stories have endings? In this case, yes. Legolas saves the world using only his intellect. Ok, the pointy ears helped too. I just want to say how grateful I am to everyone who reviewed, it's really really appreciated.

The Fellowship wasn't destroyed, it just incountered a slight mishap. If you flame me, Legolas and I know where you live...

Sam writes a diary entry about how he feels about Frodo. Angsty, and one-way slash. Sam/Frodo is so cute!

Frodo at the Havens... re-write of

Strider fought for good because he had seen more than his share of evil, and wished not to gaze upon it again.

Frodo and Sam are seperated from the rest of the Fellowship and contemplate how their lives are changing. In other words, "Frodo and Sam Cuddle and Talk About Their Feelings" ;)

Well-known songs that have been LOTR-ified. Read if you wanna see Aragorn doing Missy Eliot...

SLASH!! L/A, B/A. Aragorn decides to play a little game with Boromir. Legolas gets involved.

Elrond contemplates his daughter's choice

A young girl yearns to escape her life on the Earth that we all know, so she decides to leave. The thing is, she finds herself smack-dab in the middle of the one place she never thought she'd see and surrounded by people she never knew existed.

How some scenes might have been different if a moron had gotten her hands on the script. Namely ME!

Pippin reflects on his part in the Fellowship.

AU-After Return of the King, but i haven't read the book, so it doesn't really follow

[what really happend] Gollum's version of what really happend with the One Ring. Our favorite Smeagol makes friends with someone you'd never expect

Nearing the desperate end of the quest, what strength does Sam have left?

Another Aragorn fic from me! While traveling with the Fellowship, Aragorn dreams of Arwen.

A very short scene set during the Silmarillion - Galadriel as a child! Spoilers, sort of. It won't make any sense unless you've read some of the Silmarillion or the appendices to The Return of the King. added footnotes for historical problems. Thanks!

My own version of how and why Boromir betrayed the Fellowship, partly rewritten. This is not for Boromir fans. Eventual A/L Slash! The final chapter is now up!