Note: If you're all curious of why the genre is Parody, thsi chapter will explains everything. :3
Previously on Izuku's Secret
"Oh, Arceus. I know I should've rested, but I was somehow unable to take any nap." Izuku mutters before looking at the screen. "Whoever manages to find this and watches this video, they will think I'm one crazy Mudkip." Izuku jokes as he chuckles.
'Yes, you're crazy.' Everyone deadpans.
"Okay, maybe rough play after getting our asses handed by a Legendary Bird is not a good idea," Pyro said as he groan in pain.
"Ya think!?!" Izuku shouted incredulously.
"Yep, they're brothers." Tsuyu deadpanned.
"Stop talking about that, what about you? You manage to hit him a few times even before I learn Rock Tomb. Hell, that giant turkey even manages to catch off guard a few times thanks to your speed." Izuku points out. "And you manage to inflict burn to chip damages for us. And let's not forget you keep sucker-punched that turkey with overinflated ego with how fast you get."
"First of all, I can't learn Sucker Punch. That's not something my lines can learn. Second of all, what the fuck is Turkey!?" Pyro said.
"Okay, those two are overpowered," Tooru said.
"Isekai Protagonist." Kaminari said.
"Long live our God. The god of manliness." Kirishima said while holding his hand upwards.
"Long live the god!" Tetsutetsu joins in.
"Would you two dunderheads shut the fuck up!?" Katsuki snapped, enough of those two brute antics.
"I was afraid of the answers I'm going to get. What's Xatu will tell me about my sudden appearances? Or about my past, me being a bad guy?" Izuku mutters as he held his paw. This causes everyone to sadden.
"We...forgot he's still a human despite being an overpowered Mudkip..." Kaminari said as everyone couldn't help but agree.
"I guess that's to be expected. He's someone who didn't remember the past, so knowing someone might have a way to give him an answer, they will think if that answer will be the one he wants to hear." Momo points out.
"Deja Vu?" Kangaskhan asked in confusion.
"It's a term to describe an eerie feeling that you been here or you done it before. I can't remember about it but his cursing habit did have some familiarity." Izuku said.
"You sound like you didn't remember anything..." Kangaskhan points out.
"That's because I did. I can't remember much, only my name, age, and some random stuff I love to use." Izuku shrugged.
"So, that's how the rocks easily pierced our metals," Nedzu muttered out loud.
"Eh?" Momo blinked in confusion.
"Midoriya has asked permission to bring a bag filled with rocks. No one thinks he's sane until he uses that as projectiles that easily pierced through our entrance exam robots with a simple throw." Nedzu said while sipping his tea. "Fun fact, all of his villain points are from the same rock that he asked to store by miss Kangaskhan."
"The rock is that powerful!?" Mina asked incredulously. "It's a rock! Metal beats rock!"
Present
The Gang can be seen sitting together while eating in the Cafeteria. After watching the video from Izuku's Vidcam, they can't help but feel deep in thought. They thought they know Izuku from how they all interacted with him, but apparently, he has a huge secret none of them would've expected at all.
"I can't believe Dekiru is a rescue hero even before joining UA," Uraraka said as everyone nodded.
"No one expects it, Uraraka-san." Iida comments. "I can't help but have more of my respect for everything he's done. He's the perfect image of heroes."
"Iida, you're exaggerating again." Tsuyu said as Iida ignores her.
"I wonder what else we didn't know about Midoriya," Momo said as everyone couldn't help but agree.
"Maybe he's secretly an actor?" Mina said.
"Or a singer?" Kyoka added.
"Or maybe both!" Tooru said cheerfully.
"No matter what he did, he's our god of manliness," Eijirou said as Tetsutetsu pulled out a bible with Kipzuku's face on the cover. Everyone looks at them like they grew a second head.
"Pfft." Bakugou snorted. "Deku may have talents, but he won't sing to save his life."
"Wait, seriously?" Kaminari asked in surprise.
"I never hear him fucking sing. Everytime my hag tries to ask him to do it, he keeps frozen up." Katsuki said while eating his food.
"So, he's shy? I guess that makes somewhat sense." Sato asked as everyone shrugged.
"I did hear him sing." Everyone turns their head to Shinsou. "He loves to sing a lullaby to Eri every bedtime."
"How is he?!" Mina asked in excitement.
"He's a really good singer, even if he's only singing a lullaby." Shinsou shrugs before eating his food.
"Now I want to know more!" Tooru excitedly said.
"Well, we could finish our lunch first and then continue to watch-." Sero was unable to finish the sentence as he saw everyone starts massacring their lunch before they finish it, went to Lunch Rush to return the tray, and dash off to the dorm. Sero realizes this immediately did the same and went to catch up with his crazy friends.
But their actions didn't go unnoticed by a certain blonde smug bastard, who narrows his eyes in suspicion.
'To think that Kendo and Tetsutetsu would betray our class, Class 1-B, who's going to beat that shitty, good-for-nothing groups of glory hounds. What makes them want to be with that 1-A scums? I must find out!' Neito silently eats his food at a fast pace while glaring at the door, ignoring the concerned look from his friends.
"He's doing it again?" Awase whispered at his friend, Tsuburaba, who nodded.
"Do we need to inject him as Recovery Girl asked us?"
"She said only if he's started laughing."
"Yeah, but I feel like I want to do it now."
"Let's not get ourselves into trouble."
U.A Dorm
Aizawa never felt so done in his life. The problem children were supposed to eat lunch and they all somehow return to the dorm in 5 minutes. Nedzu can be seen wiping his mouth with a napkin and an empty plate with some tiny pieces of cheese.
"Well, I think everyone is finally here. Why don't we continue our video?" Nedzu said as Koda nodded and press the play button. The screen shows Izuku standing in front of the camera. Everyone looks a bit confused.
"So, you want to do this? I mean, you did admit you don't want to sing in front of everyone because you're embarrassed." Pyro said.
"My guess was right..." Sato mutters.
"Well, I want to record this for myself," Izuku admits. "Besides, I trust you, Pyro. I don't like to hide a lot of things from you."
"That...doesn't exactly make any sense," Pyro admits.
"You didn't know I sing until you caught me humming a song." Izuku points out. "I'm trusting you with this. I don't want to hide it anymore because so far, you're the only pokemon I can trust right now. And also, this song is actually for you."
"I...I'm flattered..." Pyro said genuinely.
"Oh my god! Midoriya's going to sing!" Mina cheered.
"Well, what song are you going to sing?"
"Well, it's called 'Count on me'," Izuku muttered.
"Cool, okay, should we get started?" Pyro asked as Izuku nodded.
Izuku takes a deep breath as he starts to hum the tune. He then opens his eyes as he starts singing.
Oh-oh-oh
If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea
I'll sail the world to find you
If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see
I'll be the light to guide you
Find out what we're made of
When we are called to help our friends in need
Everyone who watches this was shocked at how Izuku sings. It was amazing! Seriously, no one expects him to be able to sing!
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it
I can count on you like 4, 3, 2
And you'll be there
'Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, yeah, yeah
"Holy shit! He's amazing!" Mina exclaimed.
"Wow..." Jirou said in awe.
If you're tossin' and you're turnin'
And you just can't fall asleep
I'll sing a song beside you
And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me
Every day I will remind you, oh
Find out what we're made of
When we are called to help our friends in need
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it
I can count on you like 4, 3, 2
And you'll be there
'Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, yeah, yeah
You'll always have my shoulder when you cry
I'll never let go
Never say goodbye
You know...
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it
I can count on you like 4, 3, 2
And you'll be there
'Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh
You can count on me, 'cause I can count on you
Izuku finished the song before looking at the camera with a smile. He was confused as he saw Pyro approach him.
"Why didn't you ever tell me you can sing this good!?" Pyro asked.
"I'm not confident at this kind of stuff..." Izuku admits sheepishly.
"You can go toe-to-toe with Legendary Pokemon, but you're too scared to admit you sing?" Pyro asked in disbelief.
"You can't exactly blame me. Besides, I was too focused on saving Shiftry to care about insulting a bird that controls lightning." Izuku said.
"Well, never mind." Pyro shakes his head. "So, what's the meaning of the song?"
"Uhh, it's kinda embarrassing..." Izuku said as he blushed. "It's actually...a song about...our friendship. I don't know what will happen without you and I'm grateful. That's why you can count on me for any help, cause I've always counted on you." Izuku smiled as he looks at Pyro
"..." Pyro was silent before approaching Izuku and hugs him, surprising Izuku.
"Thank you. I'll not be going to leave your side. You're my best friend." Pyro said as Izuku returns the hugs.
"T-this is beautiful!" Mina said as tears escape from her eyes.
"It was so beautiful, that I cried manly tears!" Kirishima said as a burst of tears escaped from his eyes.
"Me too! All hail to our supreme god!" Tetsutetsu said with the same expression as Kirishima.
"Oh, for Hirokoshi's sake, please stop." Momo and Itsuka said in unison.
"Now, I feel terrible," Pyro said, confusing Izuku. "I mean, you made this song to show appreciation for being your friend, but I didn't have anything to show I feel the same way."
"Y-you don't need to!" Izuku said nervously. "All I need is you stay on my side. As my best friend."
"Well, that I can do," Pyro said with a smile before continue hugging each other. This warms everyone's heart, except Bakugou. He couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy in his heart. He can't help but feel replaced by that fire rat. He stood up before leaving the room, getting confused and concerned looks from everyone.
"W-what's wrong with Bakubro?" Kirishima couldn't help but ask.
"If what Midoriya and Bakugou said was true, then they were formerly friends, a close one. But seeing Midoriya forgot everything and befriend a random person, even claiming him as his best friend makes him upset." Momo deduced, getting a sympathy expression from everyone.
"That's got to be hard for Bakubro," Kirishima commented. "I'll talk to him." As he said that, he went to follow Bakugou. As he walks, he notices Bakugou just standing near the table while holding a photo frame.
"Hey, Kirishima," Bakugou said, making Kirishima worried. Bakugou never likes to call other people by their names unless something happens.
"Are you okay?"
"Do you know how I meet Deku?" Bakugou said, ignoring Kirishima's question. "I meet him when we were 3, our family were close friends. Hag did mention we meet since we're babies, but I only fucking remember the time when we're 3. We become fast friends thanks to our fascination with heroes."
"He's a Hero Otaku, loves to learn about heroes, new and old, famous or not, he will analyze them and say all the possible things they can do with their quirk. He even made a useless-looking quirk into something useful with his analysis."
"If it wasn't for him, I'll be the worse person who anyone could've met," Bakugou said. "He was the one who show me being a hero wasn't only being a strong person who beat up villains. He also shows me how not every villain isn't a villain, but a victim as well..." He said as tears fell from his eyes.
"No one likes me because of my dangerous quirk and my temper, but De-Izuku was the only one who bothers to befriend me, even after I accidentally hurt him," Bakugou said as he can't help but choke. "A-and now, he can't remember everything we went through together..."
"I'm sorry, Bakubro," Kirishima said sadly as Bakugou wipes his tears, holding himself back from saying anything. "I-I'll just leave you alone..." And with that, he left Bakugou alone.
Back with the others
"Kirishima, how's Bakugou?"
Kirishima looks at Mina and shakes his head with a grim expression.
"It's not well for Bakubro. Turns out, he and Midoribro were close friends, seeing Midoribro with other people and calling him his best friend hurts him a lot." Kirishima said.
"I never know it affects him that much," Momo said, a bit shocked at the revelation.
"He's still a human, Yaoyorozu," Iida said. "Even if he has that much anger, he can still have other emotions as well."
"True..." Momo said.
"We shall leave Bakugou alone for now. Once he came out, I'll suggest him to see Hound Dog." Nedzu said. "For now, Bakugou shouldn't see any of this video, or this might happen again."
"Alright, then." everyone nodded. "So, we should play the next one?"
"Let's see what's next." Everyone turns to the next video, showing Izuku with nerd glasses, which almost causes everyone to laugh if it wasn't because of the previous event.
"Hello, I am a professional math teacher. I'm specialized in quick math and failure management." Izuku speaks with a heavy Chinese accent, causing everyone to try so hard not to burst out laughing at the sheer ridiculousness. "Teaching is a very tiring and very difficult job, especially when doing so while dealing with a bunch of failures. Today, I'll show you how to teach these failures while at the same time, giving them physical and emotional damage."
"Pfft." Everyone couldn't hold it anymore, hearing Izuku speak with such ridiculousness had caused them to burst into laughter.
"Lesson one, don't give them time to blink," Izuku said before he pulled a whiteboard from his side, showing 1 1 = 2. "Those failures you called students are easily distracted by so many things, even a little thing like tiny Joltik hanging on a tree. Using this technique will help those failures to not be distracted so easily." He said before the camera moved to show Pyro sitting on a table with paper and pencil who wave at the camera with a dopey smile before returning to Izuku who points at the whiteboard.
"One plus one equals two," Izuku said, his heavy Chinese accent can be heard loud and clear. The camera then turns and shows Pyro writing a note.
"One plus one equals two," Pyro repeated. The camera turns around once more, showing Izuku next to the whiteboard, but the whiteboard shows a completely different equation.
"And you get 7.44," Izuku said before the camera turns again, showing Pyro no longer looking at his note while looking at the whiteboard with a confused expression. He looks at it for a while before he said 'What!?' and the camera shows Izuku once more.
"Okay, I may not be good at math, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works," Mina said.
"No, he just makes an example. A terrible example, but still an example." Nedzu said while sipping his tea.
"You can see how my student looks so confused because he was distracted with that simple math question instead of focusing on the actual topic. This confusion delivers extra psychological damage. Very effective." Izuku said while trying to not twitch his lips.
"Hmm, maybe I can use this technique." Aizawa mused, earning a horrified expression from every student.
"Lesson two is my favorite, it's called surprise test," Izuku said. "Those failures that you call students, love their free time very much and they will not bother to learn. I'm still confused why they asked me how did they get B. To get them to finally study, always prepare a small short but difficult test whenever they weren't expecting." The camera then turns and shows Pyro who looks very lax.
"Ok, failures. Get up," Pyro jolts awake with drool on his face and groggily blinks as he wipes his drool.
"Huh, what...?" Pyro said, confused.
"I hope you are all ready, because I'm giving you failures a test, and you got 90 seconds to finish," Izuku said as he passed the paper to Pyro. "Now go." The camera moved to the test paper and surely enough, the question is a hell.
"..." Kaminari's brain starts smoking as he fainted. Mina followed suit with foams coming out of her mouth. Aoyama laying on the ground while stopping sparkling. Sero starts pulling his hair in frustration, Toru grabs a calculator and still looks confused, Eijirou and Tetsutetsu starts bashing each other's head, Fumikage have veins popping out of his head, Uraraka looks like her brain starts melting, Rikidou and Koda tried to do the question together, Meso and Mineta tried too hard at solving it, Mashirao looks so confused, Kyoka groaned while muttering 'stupid maths', Tsuyu croaked in confusion, Shinsou groans while muttering 'why maths?' as Mei tries to not kill anyone, and Shoto never felt so lost at a math question. Even Aizawa twitches his eyes at the question, having a mini flashback from his third year in UA. Only Iida, Momo, and Nedzu seem to know the answers.
"...What the fuck is-?" Pyro was immediately cut off as the camera shows Izuku.
"To add more spice to the flavor, make the test even more stressful," Izuku said while pulling an alarm clock as it starts to tick loudly. "Tick tock, students. You got 60 seconds left."The camera then shows Pyro who starts to panic before returning to Izuku. Said mon tilts his head and narrows his eyes.
"The questions told you to find x, not your last brain cell!" Izuku shouted. This caused everyone to lose it.
"Once it's over, turn everything around and make it like they have done everything for nothing, crushing their hopes while at the same time dealing more psychological damage," Izuku said before turning around. "Okay, times up. The test s over. Don't bother to give me the paper, you're all failures. This will be added to your report cards okay?" The camera shows a pale Pyro who starts to fall off his chair
"Thank you for the lesson, Problem Child. Well done. Maybe next time, I'll add these lessons to my teaching," Aizawa said while grinning creepily.
"Sensei, no!" Everyone shouted in horror.
"Sensei, yes." Aizawa is smiling devilishly.
"I hope this lesson will help you and you'll soon be a pro math teacher in no time. With enough practice, you'll soon become a pro-teacher. See you in the next lesson." Izuku said before he starts to twitch his lips and laugh. They also can hear laughter from behind the camera.
"Oh, Arceus! I can't hold it anymore!" Izuku wheezed. "I tried so hard not to burst out laughing! It was so difficult!"
"BZZT! YOU TWO SOUND SO SILLY! ESPECIALLY YOUR ACCENT, IZUKU! BZZT!" Cobalt laughed.
"We did practices for 147 times to get all of this perfectly!" Pyro added while clutching his stomach.
"Wait, 147 times!?" Kaminari said in disbelief. "Holy shit, they're determined to make this video!"
"But, it was worth it," Izuku said with a laugh.
"BZZT! IS THIS THE PAIN OF EVERY ACTOR? BZZT!" Cobalt couldn't help but ask.
"Oh yes! Especially the newer ones!" Izuku laughed. "It didn't help that they can't earn minimum wages, not even a single poke for a year."
"Ooof, I'm glad I'm not them." Pyro winced.
"Is that true?" Ochako couldn't help but ask.
"Yes." Both Momo and Kendo said in unison, shivering at their time as Uwabami's interns. The takes it requires just to shoot a commercial shot waste so much of their time. It's one of the biggest regret they ever take.
"Unfortunately," Nedzu said with a nod, further confirm the statement.
"Hey, Izuku. Let's do this again next time." Pyro said, surprising Izuku.
"Are you sure?" Izuku asked.
"Yeah, it's a lot of fun," Pyro said
"BZZT, I DON'T MIND RECORDING IT FOR YOU AGAIN. I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF ACTING ANYWAY. BZZT!" Cobalt said.
"Just don't give me that paper again." Pyro shivers as Izuku and Cobalt snickers.
"No promises," Izuku said.
"BZZT! MAY YOUR SOUL GET TO THE AFTERLIFE. BZZT!" Cobalt said.
"Not funny!" Pyro pouted, earning a laugh from both of them. "I feel like I'm regretting everything..." He added before the video turned off.
"Okay, I didn't expect Midoriya is a total comedian or an actor," Kaminari said.
"No one ever expects that," Kyoka said.
"True, but I hate that math question. Kipzuku is savage!" Mina whined.
"Maybe next final test, I'll include them for you," Aizawa said with a devilish grin, horrifying every student as they start kneeling in front of Aizawa, begging for mercy. Aizawa then starts cackling madly, terrified the students even more, and earn a sweatdrop from Nedzu.
"I taught him too well," Nedzu muttered before hearing someone coming. He turns around and saw Bakugou with puffy eyes.
"Bakugou," Nedzu said, gaining everyone's attention. "Are you alright?"
"I'm fine," Bakugou replied gruffly.
"I hope you are," Nedzu said. "Now, Bakugou. We need to talk for a moment. It was clear from what happened before that you need help. I suggest you visit Hound Dog for help."
"I don't need a stupid therapy," Bakugou growled.
"Yes, you do. It's mandatory, Bakugou." Nedzu sighed. "Asking for help from others isn't a weakness. You do remember that All Might used to have a sidekick, not to mention that he still works with others, right?" Bakugou couldn't refute that. He knows the rat is right.
"Fine, I'll go to that stupid therapy," Bakugou said grumpily.
"That's all I ask. Believe me, it'll help." Nedzu said with a smile. "Are you going to be alright to watch Midoriya's video?"
"What did I miss?" Bakugou raised his eyebrow.
"He made a short video guiding anyone how to be a math teacher," Kaminari said.
"What?" Katsuki never felt so confused in his life.
"If you want, you can watch it on your own, it was much easier to explain it and it was quite entertaining," Nedzu said before looking at Koda. "Koda, would you be a dear and continue to the next video?" Koda nodded and press the next button. The screen turns black for a moment before showing Izuku on the screen, still wearing his glasses.
"Hello, I am a professional math teacher, specializing in quick math and failure management. Previously, we were focused on how to teach our failures while causing physical and emotional damage. Today, we're discussing my favorite torture method, punishments. When creating punishment, you need to think outside the box so that it can deliver very effective physical andemotionaldamage." Izuku said while trying to stop his twitching lips.
"Pffft!!!" Katsuki starts laughing maniacally. "Oh, Horikoshi! I can't believe he did it!"
"Huh?" Everyone looks confused.
"Back then, Deku is a total comedian, love to act like a fucking idiot to make himself look funny. Despite being fucking mature than most adults, when he started being a comedian, no one can rival his fucking ridiculousness." Katsuki commented.
"So, his comedy talent has been there since he was a child?" Iida asked.
"Yes, and from the video, it seems his comedy is fucking better than I know." Bakugou said, "Back then, he loves to make his own comedy act to make me, old hag, and Aunt Inko laughed."
"Aunt Inko?" Iida asked.
"Deku's mom..." Katsuki said as shadows covers his eyes.
"Punishment number one will be asking your failures to carry a bunch of books," Izuku said before turning to his left. "Blaze, hold out your claws. Up, higher." As he said that, Blaze appears next to him with a confused expression but he complied. Izuku pulled out a normal-looking book before placing it in his claws.
"Now go to the corner while holding that book. I'll go deal with other failures. You move, I'll extend your punishment." Izuku said before Blaze complied. "Do you see the genius plan behind this punishment? It may look easy to hold a book, but it's not easy. And also, I never look, I just extend his punishment." Izuku said, trying to hold his laughter. "The unfairness delivers extra emotional damage, very effective."
"Oh, Horikoshi!" Kaminari wheezed as everyone starts laughing. "Midoriya is so cruel!"
"Fuck!" Katsuki laughed. "I never get tired of his humor!"
"Punishment number two, public shaming," Izuku said. "Children can get a big ego if we don't pay attention. To prevent this, they need to learn an important lesson. Humility." Izuku said with a smile before he turns around and look at Sakura.
"Sakura, may you explain this?" Izuku asked as he pulled a paper with a huge F letter on it.
"Umm...a test result?" Sakura asked in confusion.
"Yes, and do you know who's test is this?" Izuku asked as Sakura shakes her head. "It's yours. Now let me ask you, how did you get an F?"
"I...didn't study...?" Sakura said with uncertainty.
"Yes," Izuku said before placing the paper on the table. "Do you know, I have to wake up at the midnight, walk through a mystery dungeon, fight 15 monster houses, swim through a huge current of waves, 26 hours a day, just to get here and teach you and those failures' useless asses. And you got F in my lesson!" Sakura just lowered her head, shaking a bit. Izuku's mouth twitches a bit.
"I don't know why, but I found this funny." Kaminari laughed as Bakugou laughed his ass off.
"It sounds so ridiculous it's funny," Mina added.
"26 hours a day. How does that even work?" Mineta commented in confusion.
"Mystery dungeon has a different time flow from the real world. You can stay in the dungeon for hours but it's only a few minutes in the real world. Or it can be reversed." Kaminari explained.
"That doesn't make any sense!" Momo said in disbelief.
"That's why it was called Mystery Dungeon." Kaminari rolled his eyes. "No one can figure out its origin and how it works."
"Dunce Face was simply overthinking it. Those are the typical exaggeration used by the stereotypical Asian parents." Bakugou deadpan as Kaminari pouts.
"It's even worse you use a calculator in my test!" Izuku said. "I told you, the calculator didn't help you! It makes you stupid! Did you listen? NO! This just proves how much of a failure you are!" Izuku added before sitting down. "Okay, you want to be a failure, go be a failure. Here's what's going to happen. You will fail your class and stay in here with your junior." This causes Sakura to flinches as she stumbles back. "Your friends will be making fun of you every day, 24/7." Sakura was knocked into a wall. "If you even graduate, which I doubt you will, no one going to accept you as an employee with that failure of a result." Sakura flinched as she lay on the ground. "You will not go to earn any money and stay in your shitty apartment thinking of how fucked up your life was, while slowly rotting inside out, ok? Have fun." This causes Sakura to start twitching on the ground like she was shot several times on her stomach. The camera shifted and shows Ian, Pyro, and Blaze sitting at their table and looking pale.
Everyone gasped at the sight of Izuku cursed. No one expect him to curse casually, it didn't help he looks and acted like a cinnamon roll.
"Oh, Horikoshi. I corrupt him..." Katsuki said as he places his palm on his forehead.
"Jesus, Midoriya roast her like no tomorrow," Sero said as everyone winced.
"I think the students turning pale has shown how brutal it was." Kyoka pointed out.
"Holy shit! I didn't know Dekiru can say such words." Everyone whipped their head and look at Uraraka with wide eyes. She was confused before realizing it and blushed. "My parent works at a construction site, alright!?"
"Plus Ultra Emotional Damage," Kaminari muttered quietly.
"Ok, failure, let me call one of you for the next public sham-I mean, pep talk," Izuku said while smiling sweetly. This causes them to fall from their chair.
"Way to be subtle," Kaminari said dryly.
"Midobro is scary." Kirishima shivered. "It makes him worthy as our manly god!"
"Hell yeah!" Tetsutetsu agreed.
"Oh, for fuck sake. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Both Momo and Itsuka manage to learn Demon Head Jutsu and use it on their classmate and bonked their head with their quirks. Diamond staff for Momo and giant fist for Itsuka.
'Oh Horikoshi, this video keeps making everyone surprises one another. First, we got Kaminari to explain everything to us, Bakugou shows emotions other than anger, and Kirishima and Tetsutetsu create a cult, Uraraka and Momo curse. What's next, Tokoyami is secretly a huge otaku nerd, Aoyama is a crossdresser or Sato hates sweets?' Koda thought as he watches the chaos from another side.
"For the next one is a holy grail, weapons," Izuku said while pulling out a long wooden ruler and a duster. "This has been passed down from generation to generation, but sadly it's slowly forgotten in history. So, I'm here to bring it back so current generations shall know the beauty of history."
"The first is the wooden ruler." Izuku holds the ruler. "Don't let this weak-looking stick fool you. It doesn't look durable and very light, but with mass, you can swing it with one paw. It's effectively a hammer." Izuku smiled before smacking the ruler on the table, creating a loud noise.
"When your failures are being naughty kids, told them to hold out their paw, and bam! They won't be able to use their hand for hours. Then, I'll start to explain an important math equation, forcing them to use their damaged paws to take notes. Every word they write will cause pain, reminding them of their failures, and reinforcing the disappointment. Very effective." Izuku said before placing the ruler and pulling out a duster.
"Next is a duster. This one the principal passed down to my seniors, my seniors passed down to me. The amazing thing about the duster is the long-range capability. I know, it looks like nothing more than a brick, but it's a perfect projectile. This weapon is invented before physics, back in my days, you can throw it and finesse through time and space." Izuku said as he looks at Ian who was laying his head on the chair sleeping. He throws it to his back before a duster appeared and flies from the top, entering Ian's open mouth, shocking him.
"Oh my Arceus, it actually works." Izuku couldn't help but break the character, looking shocked and on a verge of laughing.
"Wait, that actually works!?" Momo asked in disbelief.
"How the fuck is that possible!?" Iida asked in disbelief, earning disbelief looks from his peers. He notices this and clears his throat, a blush visible on his face. "My apologies. I didn't mean to curse."
"Hmmm..." Aizawa mused as he pulled a duster out of nowhere before seeing Mineta looking at Momo's cleavage. He narrowed his eyes before throwing the duster through the window, earning a confused look from Nedzu. To their surprise, the duster SOMEHOW flies and hits Mineta's head before returning to Aizawa's hand. He looks at the duster with wide eyes before grinning savagely. The students saw everything and were terrified of him.
'Damn you, Midoriya/Deku!'
"MMPPHH!!!" Izuku smiled while looking at the camera, ignoring Ian's muffled shouts. "With these techniques and enough practice, you will soon be managing your failure like a pro. See you in the next lesson on Teaching and Failure Management 101." Izuku said before he couldn't hold it anymore and started laughing loudly.
"Oh, Arceus! This is madness!" Sakura said as she wheezed on the ground.
"Thank Arceus I wasn't part of today's video. It was brutal." Pyro laughed from behind the camera. "I almost burst out laughing! Do you have any idea how many times we fail because I keep bursting out laughing!?"
"Izuku, how did you manage to think something this funny?" Blaze laughed.
"Funny for you! I have a duster in my mouth!" Ian said while holding the duster and glared at them.
"Come on, you got to admit the previous part is funny," Blaze said with a laugh.
"I guess, I gotta admit that the part that Sakura looks like she has a seizure when Izuku roast her is funny," Ian said while chuckling before throwing the duster at Pyro, who yelped in pain.
"What was that for!?" Blaze asked in rage.
"Just want to do it." Ian grinned playfully.
"Izuku was the one who throws it!" Blaze said in anger.
"I know. I just want to throw at you." Ian smirks.
"Why you!" Blaze launched at Ian as they start roughhousing. Sakura just sighed and mutters 'boys'. Izuku just shakes his head with an amused smile.
"I take offense to that, Sakura," Pyro mutters, only to receive a raspberry from Sakura.
"Well, I'm glad that he's feeling better," Izuku said with a smile.
"Yeah, thanks for inviting us to make this 'video'. It lifts Ian's spirit." Sakura said with a smile.
"No worries, love to help," Izuku said with a smile before he turns off the video.
"I wonder what happens." Kaminari couldn't help but said.
"Why did you say that?" Kyoka asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Midoriya said he make this video to cheer Ian up. What makes Ian upset?" Kaminari said.
"Maybe the same reason as Midoriya as before," Iida said before they heard someone say.
"What are you guys watching?" Everyone turned around and saw Eri with the Big Three enter the room.
"Uhhh..." All 1-A students couldn't say anything but Eri saw the television and lit up.
"Oh! You guys found Izuku-Nii's diary video!" Eri said as everyone looks at her shocked.
"You know?" Eri nodded.
"Yeah, he let me watch some of the videos, I've reached his second Failure Management," Eri said with a smile before pulling a duster. "Because of that, I manage to learn this." Eri throws a duster to the window before the duster somehow flies towards Mineta's forehead.
"OWW!! WHY!?" Mineta said as he hold his head. Everyone looks at her with a horrified expression while Aizawa smiled like a proud father.
'Midoriya/Deku, what have you done!?' Everyone screamed internally.
"Okay, Eri. Let's not do that. I know he's a bad person, but you can't simply throw things on him, even if he deserves it." Mirio scolds Eri who pouts.
"He told me he can't wait to see me grow in 10 years, I don't know what he means but Izuku-nii told me to hit him," Eri said as the whole room dropped a few celsius. Mirio's face darkened before looking at Mineta who was clutching his head.
"I see..." Mirio said in a low tone, sending shivers on everyone's spine. Mirio walks and grabs Mineta's head, almost crushing the poor midget's head.
"AHHH!!! IT HURTS!!!" Mineta shouted in pain.
"Let's have a small talk, shall we? As a senpai, I shall advise my kohai." Mirio said with a sickly sweet tone before looking at Nejire. "Nejire-chan. Code 'Snip-snip'." Mirio said, earning a sickly sweet smile from Nejire before holding out a pair of balloons attached, shaped like a peanut, and popping it. Mineta shrieked as Mirio and Nejire dragged the midget out of the dorm. Mineta begged his life, even bowed down to Tamaki. But, Tamaki only gives him a disgusted glare at him, letting his friends drag the midget to his demise. Everyone looks at Mineta with a pitying look.
"Disgusting little filth." Katsuki sneered before looking at Eri with a small smile. Eri replied with a bright smile that squish Katsuki's heart.
"RIP Mineta's Manhood," Kirishima said as he pray for respect.
"I don't think he even has one in the first place." Koda blurted out, before slapping his mouth with wide eyes. Everyone looks at him in shock. This is the first time he heard Koda roast someone. Koda blushed in embarrassment.
"I'm tired of him harassing the girls okay? It's uncomfortable." Koda admits, blush still visible on his face.
"Fair enough," Ochako commented.
'Oh my, these videos have changed this class for the worse.' Nedzu thought before shrugging. 'Nah, more chaos to enjoy!'
A few moments later, Mirio and Nejire return with Mineta limping, feeling something missing right in the between of his legs. Everyone paled and couldn't help but sympathize with Mineta, but the feeling quickly died down when they remember what he said to Eri.
"So, kohais? How far have you watched Midoriya's diary video?" Mirio asked.
"Well, we just finish his 2nd Failure Management video," Mina said, earning a snort from Mirio.
"Failure Management? Why's the name?" Mirio asked, wondering why the ridiculous name.
"He becomes a teacher and gives a lesson on how to torture students, or what he likes to call 'failures', with math questions or punishment." Kaminari gave a short version causing Mirio twitches his lips before laughing. Nejire giggles a bit, while Tamaki looks a bit scared because he finally manages to piece two and two together after hearing the explanation and remembering Eri's unnatural talent of throwing dusters.
"Well, what are you guys watching next?" Mirio couldn't help but ask.
"We're going to find out," Mina said before looking at Koda. "Hit the play, big guy." Koda shyly gives a thumbs up and presses play. The screen shows Izuku as a Mudkip in front of the camera, holding something that resembles a mic.
"You're going to sing a song again?" Pyro asked as Izuku nodded.
"I figure it helps me relax. My Failure Management is just a way to cope with all crazy stuff that happens." Izuku shrugged. "Right now, I need a break with all the shits happening."
Everyone gasped at the sight of Izuku cursed. despite hearing Izuku cursed from the previous video, they still can't believe it. It didn't help he looks and acted like a cinnamon roll. Then, something dreadful happens.
"What's 'shit'?" Eri innocently asks. This caused everyone to panic internally.
"Eri, don't ever say those words. That is a bad word, you can't say it." Mirio explained.
"Then, why did Izuku-nii-san say it?" Eri asked.
"He's not happy, he didn't mean to say it. He just...slipped off." Mirio said with uncertainty.
"Oh, okay. I won't say it." Eri said, earning a sigh of relief from everyone.
'If he knows we accidentally teach Eri a curse word from his video, we don't want to know what happens.' Everyone thought in unison as Katsuki having a Vietnam flashback.
"Well, what's song is this?" Pyro asked.
"It's '1, 2, 3'," Izuku said, earning a confused look from everyone.
"1, 2, 3?" Everyone said in confusion.
"Well, what kind of song is it?" Pyro said as Izuku grinned.
"You're about to find out," Izuku said before he starts humming. When he starts singing, no one saw it coming.
Hey, is it time? Is it time? I'm ready to go
Are you ready for an adventure into the unknown
There's no time for goodbye, I'll show you all the sights!
There's so much to see in this beautiful world!
Passing mighty flames or waves, We'll get through it all!
Even right now in the present, we'll stumble and fall!
But it's okay cause we don't know
What the future may hold for us!
"Okay, when I hear the song's name, I wasn't expecting this," Sero said.
"I never heard this song before!" Jirou said, earning everyone's attention. Everyone knows Jirou is a music nerd, so hearing Jirou never heard this song is shocking.
"Wait, could it be that Midoriya write this song on his own?" Sato said in disbelief.
"Dam...rn, Deku writes quite a song." Katsuki commented.
"Did you just compliment someone?" Kaminari said in disbelief.
"Shut it, Pikachu!" Bakugou snarls. 'Why does he have to make it such a big fucking deal? It was just a fucking compliment for Deku.'
"As expected from the god among all men!" Kirishima said with manly tears.
"Oh, for Hirokoshi's sake!" Momo said with a groan.
We know that our memories won't ever fade!
In a ball, they will always safely stay!
One, Two, Three! Jump in and let's go!
Wondering that someday
The future we'll hold,
We'll be right in our pocket!
Becoming friends, like you and me!
We'll always start a new beginning!
Don't be afraid! There's no time now!
No! (No!) Try! (Try!) Let's have a fight!
One, after the battle is done...
Two, it doesn't matter if we lost or won...
We'll be friends when we get to Three!
Whether it happens today or it's miles away,
You and me, that's how we'll decide!
A path that we can't see filled with possibilities,
It waits in this strange world for just you and me!
Let's GO! If we trip and skin our knees!
Let's GO! With you by my side, that's all I need!
Every time, I will always choose you!
"Man, this song is amazing!" Kirishima said.
"Yeah! I can't help but want to sing along!" Tetsutetsu grinned as Itsuka looks at him with horror.
"NO!" Ituska slaps Tetsutetsu's head with her quirk. "No singing for you!"
"I guess why Izuku and Sir Nighteye never like seeing eye-to-eye." Mirio mused, earning everyone's attention. "Midoriya saw the future as multiple pathways. He doesn't know what future he may have, but he can choose which path he wants, he never believes the future sets in stone. while Sir Nighteye is the opposite. He believes that the future sets in stone, and it didn't help that he can see the future."
"Their ideologies clash with each other." Aizawa mused as Mirio nodded.
"Hah, Deku never believes in fate. He prefers to make his own destiny. How do you think he manages to get into UA without a quirk?" Katsuki snorts. "He's a living advertisement board that says 'screw fates!',"
"He has beaten Nomu, Stain, Overhaul, and Gang Orca, throwing Endeavor like a ragdoll, beat all of us with ease, and even win despite All Might's pathetic attempt to sabotage his test," Bakugou said before clenching his fist in anger about All Might.
"Ned-" Aizawa was going to speak but was cut off immediately.
"He has received his punishment. Why do you think you haven't seen him since this morning?" Nedzu smiled sadistically.
"What did you do?" Aizawa was afraid to ask.
"Oh, nothing, just told him to feed Fluffies." Nedzu sips his tea, as Aizawa paled at the reply.
As I gaze out at the town that I'm leaving behind
Slowly I can see how our world continues to thrive.
All the place I grew up and the folks that I knew,
I know they won't be exactly the same!
Growing up, I was obsessed with everything around!
Climbing trees, playing games, and falling down!
Has it been so long that I can't...
Remember what those times were like!
But I know, even if we forget the past...
I know that there are pieces that will last!
One, two, three! Jump in and let's go!
Crying out at first cause I was alone...
Before those days outside a ball!
Asking you, "where should I go?"
If it's with me, does it matter if we know?
No time to breathe! Don't take it slow!
No! (No!) Try! (Try!) Why don't we go?
One! Beyond the words that we said!
Two! Beyond the places, we haven't been yet!
Our friendship will last forever!
I will find a way to help you somehow!
If you ever just need a hand!
As the sun sets far below, we can see our shadow grow!
And show us just how long we've been on our own!
Let's GO! We got to wait till after the rain!
Let's GO! We can't see the rainbows on sunny days!
I've learned that since the day I meet you!
Hey there you, Hey there you,
I finally see the truth...Are you no longer a kid anymore?
I left everything I had in my right pocket...
In those dusty, worn-out clothes!
All those adventures are placed in our hands!
From all of us together, we all understand!
That the memories from the past days,
Are always searching to find us again!
One, Two, Three! Jump in and let's go!
Wondering that someday
The future we'll hold,
We'll be right in our pocket!
Becoming friends, like you and me!
We'll always start a new beginning!
Don't be afraid! There's no time now!
No! (No!) Try! (Try!) Let's have a fight!
One, after the battle is done...
Two, it doesn't matter if we lost or won...
We'll be friends when we get to Three!
Whether it happens today or it's miles away,
You and me, that's how we'll decide!
A path that we can't see filled with possibilities,
It waits in this strange world for just you and me!
Let's GO! If we trip and skin our knees!
Let's GO! With you by my side, that's all I need!
Every time, I will always choose you!
Izuku stops singing as he looks at the camera with a smile. A clap from behind the camera can be heard as Izuku beamed.
"That's amazing, Izu!" Pyro comments. "Your songs never ceased to amaze me."
"Thanks, the song was based on your words back then," Izuku said, catching Pyro off guard. "Some part of the lyric was based on my lost memories. But, you always said that we'll find that answer. And I realized my past will find me on my own, so all I got to do is to be with my friends and go on our journey, see what the future might hold for us. Thanks for reminding me that every time, Pyro." Izuku said with a smile.
"No problem," Pyro said with a smile. "But, I don't get the last part."
"Well, it's very obvious!" Izuku grinned. "No matter what will happen, all I need is you on my side. I choose you rather than anything, my partner and best friend!" Izuku said with a smile. Pyro held a choked sob as he place the camera and starts hugging Izuku.
"Thank you!" Pyro said before letting go. "Sorry, I get emotional so easily."
"It's okay..." Izuku chuckles. "You remind me of someone, but sadly I can't remember."
"Baku-bro, are you okay?" Kirishima asked in worry.
"I'm fine..." Bakugou replied shakily. "I-I'm just glad to see him so happy...It's been years since I saw him genuinely smile..." He wipes his tears. "Sorry."
"Don't apologize." Aizawa grumpily replied. "You're a human, you have the right to show emotion."
"Holy Miltank!"Both Pyro and Izuku turn their heads and widen their eyes in shock. "I didn't know you can sing that good!"
"S-Sakura!? Ian!? B-Blaze!? What are you doing here!?" Izuku asked in nervousness.
"We were looking for you, as usual, you know hanging out and all," Ian said with a grin. "I didn't know you can sing like a pop star."
"Popstar?" Sakura, Blaze, Pyro blinked Noctowlishly.
"It's a term for a famous figure known for their singing talent," Izuku replied.
"I never feel so glad and weird, glad to finally meet someone that finally understands every of my human term and weird for being the only two who understand it," Ian muttered.
"I can't blame him," Tamaki mutters. "I'll feel the same way if I was in his shoes."
"I have to agree with the Squirtle or another former human." Mirio mused. "Midoriya is good at singing."
"Why didn't you sing more? Or even told anyone about it?" Sakura asked in confusion. "Your song is amazing!"
"Believe me, I've told that to him since he reveals it to me." Pyro dryly said. "He's too embarrassed to admit it to anyone."
"You can fight and mock Legendary Pokemons but too nervous to show everyone you can sing?" Blaze asked in disbelief.
"That's what I said!" Pyro said with a laugh.
"I'm nervous around crowds, okay!?" Izuku said with a blush covering his whole head as steam came out of his head. Everyone laughed as Izuku just bury his face in the ground.
"Please world, kill me with whatever is left of the dignity that is still intact in me." Izuku moaned, causing everyone to laugh harder.
"Chin up, Izuku. At least they all admit that you're an amazing singer." Ian said with a grin.
"Oh, joy," Izuku said dryly, earning a snort from Ian.
"You need to check on your attitude towards your senior, junior," Ian said earning a deadpan look from Izuku.
"Need I remind you that this junior manage to curb stomp you, my so-called 'senior'," Izuku said, earning a blush from Ian.
"H-hey! I wasn't ready!" Ian protested. "Besides, I was going easy on you!"
"You got beaten by mud on your eyes and a tail-slap on your face." Pyro deadpans, earning a snort from Blaze and Sakura. Ian blushed in embarrassment.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Bakugou laughed. "That is so pathetic!"
"Oh, Horikoshi! This is hilarious!" Kaminari said while clutching his stomach.
"This is a goldmine!" Sero laughed.
"I was caught off guard, Okay!?" Ian said embarrassed. "And let's not forget you lose to him either."
"At least I try to put a fight! You got, what you like to call 'creamed', easily! And he is 2 months late!" Blaze cackled, earning a grumble from Ian.
SLURP!!!*
Everyone turned around and saw Izuku drink a cup of boba tea while watching them banter. Everyone looks at Izuku with a 'really?' look while Ian widens his eyes.
"Is that...a boba?" Kaminari asked in disbelief.
"How!?" Iida asked, trying to see any logical explanation.
"What are you drinking, and why's there black stuff inside it?" Sakura asked in confusion and a bit of disgust.
"Oh, this is Bubble Milk Tea, one of the stuff from my homeworld. I give Aunty Kanga the recipe, and her cafe seems to gain more customers than usual." Izuku said before slurping his boba. "I'm thirsty after everything."
"Can I have one?" Ian said with some drool on his mouth.
"Sure," Izuku said before opening the fridge on his side and giving it to Ian. He slurps the drink and his face turns blissful.
"Oh, Arceus, I miss this," Ian said with bliss.
"I gotta ask, how did everything we talk about ended up into this?"Blaze asked in confusion.
"We always change the topic into stranger things, I don't know why," Sakura muttered as she saw Pyro also drink a boba.
"Want some?" Pyro asked as Sakura shrugged. She uses her vine to get the boba on the fridge and takes one for Blaze. She took a sip before widening her eyes and her face turn blissful. Blaze looks at his friend weirdly before taking a sip, his face immediately turns the same.
"Okay, Blaze has a point. The video loves to keep moving to another topic very weirdly." Sero points out.
"I guess their sudden appearance has caused to shift the topic, but Midoriya is so terrible of it, the shift looks very awkward and weird." Momo points out.
"I guess that makes sense, he's not good at talking normally with anyone," Sato said. Bakugou gave the three of them the deadliest glare he can muster.
"So, are you going to sing in front of everyone?" Ian asked as Izuku widen his eyes as he accidentally press the cup, causing the milk tea to spill from his nostrils. He immediately pulled it out of his mouth as he start coughing.
"W-why did you ask me something like that!?" Izuku coughed, trying to remove the leftover milk tea in his nostril.
"Poor Kipzuku..." Mina said.
"Well, you can get famous with your singing skill," Ian said. "I can't help but remember when we first meet, you said you want to make everyone feel happy as a rescuer. I thought you can do that with your song as well."
"I don't know..." Izuku said. "I write and sing my song to pass my boredom. I never gave a thought to singing in front of everyone."
"Why not? You're an amazing singer." Sakura asked.
"I'm stage-fright..." Izuku admits with an embarrassed blush. "I'm also not a very social pokemon. It was clearly you guys pointed out that I'm terrible at making conversation with anyone, which always ends up in a weird direction," Izuku added before sipping his boba. Ian and Pyro glared at Blaze and Sakura, who looks guilty.
'If anything happens to my junior once more, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself.' Ian mouthed.
'Same.' Pyro glared at them.
"Oh, my. Even his comrades." Nedzu mused as Katsuki snorted.
"Ever since he was a child, he can easily persuade everyone with how fu-freaking cute he is. I even joke that his actual quirk is Cute Charm like some pokemon." Katsuki said. "My suspicious were correct when those teachers somehow made a fu-freaking Fanclub in their office."
"Midoriya's secret quirk!?" Todoroki turns his head so face, you can hear the 'snap'. "I need to add this!" Katsuki groaned as he places his hand on his face.
"Bloody hell..." He muttered.
"Don't worry about those dorks' words, Izuku." Ian puts his arm around his shoulders. "You're an amazing singer! And If you are stage fright, just imagine your audience having silly make-up or face. You won't be nervous at all."
"Not an advice I was expecting, but thanks." Izuku smiled as Ian clenches his heart. The video turned off by itself.
"Oof, don't worry, Ian. We all are simp for Kipzuku." Mina said.
"Yeah! Kipzuku for life!" Tooru somehow manages to wear a white t-shirt with Izuku's Mudkip form with the word Kipzuku underneath the image.
"Where did you get that!? I want one!" Ochako said as Tooru points at Momo, who also wears the shirt but the black variant. Momo just gives Ochako and Mina Pink and Magenta variants respectively.
"Oh, Horikoshi, it's spreading..." Nedzu mutters.
"Is it me or do some of the videos seem to end weirdly?" Iida asked.
"Huh, I just notice that." Momo mused.
"It seems you lots aren't observant enough." Aizawa comments. "You can see this video has a low battery sign. It was very clear Problem Child tends to forget to fully charge the camera before recording anything."
"Hey, Ponytail," Bakugou said, getting Momo's attention. "...can I have one?" This surprised everyone because Bakugou acts completely out of character. Momo could only nod dumbly as she gives the male version of the black Kipzuku t-shirt. Bakugou nodded in thanks as he glared at the others.
"Whoever speaks of this will get a personal ride to the sun." Bakugou snarled. Never mind, this is the same Bakugou.
"Should I be worried that all of my problem children shift their personality completely after one Problem Child's video?" Aizawa.
"You do realize you're also got corrupted?" Nedzu raised his eyebrow.
"Fair point." Aizawa relented.
To be continued