Chapter 2: A Perverted Journey (1/6)
"Hmmm..." Despite the remarkably complicated night, Zaspion had no trouble falling asleep. Sadly, his sleep was eventually interrupted by a ray of sunshine shining into his face. Forcing him to open his eyes.
As soon as he was awake, he moved his head and realized that the window fully displayed the sun. The position is bad but... That could have easily been solved with some curtains. Zaspion thought as he rubbed his eyes, because the window was considerably large and it fully displayed the house's interior. Something that would be considerably bad if a thief spotted the place.
His senses returned a few seconds after and the sound of a loud snore echoed through his ear. "Hm?" Causing Zaspion to look at the direction of it and realize that it was Bulma.
Who was sleeping on her back while snoring loudly. For such a delicate looking girl, she sure snores like a pig. Zaspion thought as he hears her unpleasant snoring.
After scratching his shaggy hair for a bit, Zaspion stood up from the mattress that he was sleeping on. Stretching himself a bit once he was on his feet. Maybe I should wake her up because it's if we mo- As he was thinking about waking her up, Zaspion moved his head to look at her, only to widened his eyes and blush once again when he realized that the lower part of her nightgown was up, exposing Bulma's white panties.
That, mixed with the flashing memories of Bulma's naked body, caused the Saiyan to become aroused once again. Not again... He thought in frustration as he realized the bulge in his pants once again. Calm yourself! That was an order that he gave himself but that proved to be a difficult task. Huh?! If the painfully visible bulge in his pants wasn't bad enough, he realized that his tail was also acting weird. As it began to wiggle around in a strange motion once again.
O-okay... I just need to calm myself... Just turn around and go make yourself something to- As he was preparing to turn around and go make himself some breakfast in order to try to contain his arousal, something unbelievable happened. "Huh?!" The moment he tried to take a step forward to get away from the beautiful Earthling, his tail, completely against his wishes, wrapped itself around Bulma's right wrist. What the hell?! He could not believe his eyes, because that never happened before. Let go, dammit! He stepped forward to attempt to carefully unwrap his tail from her wrist.
"Hmmm..." Unfortunately, Bulma turned her head to the right and her cheek ended touching the part that was wrapped around her wrist. Bulma smiled a bit as she continued to rub her cheek on the soft and fluffy tail.
N-no stop... However, Zaspion could actually feel her warm cheek rubbing against his sensitive tail. Which only made his predicament worse. "Hmm..." His face became even more flustered and the bulge inside his pants became even more prominent.
"Hmmm..." Bulma was in deep sleep and didn't have the slightest idea of what she was doing. However, her sleeping form deeply enjoyed the sensation that a very soft and fluffy thing was providing her.
"Ah!" Which caused the sleeping girl to hug the fluffy thing with both of her arms. Causing Zaspion even more discomfort. "N-no..." Because Bulma was hugging his tail tightly, which wouldn't be a problem, if his tail wasn't perfectly placed right in between Bulma's breasts. Which made Zaspion's knees buckle as the sensation of Bulma's soft breasts around his tail was too much for the Saiyan to bear. N-no... Zaspion closed his eyes in shame as his face became unnaturally red.
Unknowingly to the Saiyan, the Earthling was also blushing, but for completely different reasons. Bulma was actually dreaming about hers and Zaspion's little moment in Son Gohan's home.
W-wait, is he gonna... The girl blushed as the handsome hunk approached his face with the intention to kiss her. However, this time, there were no interruptions and his lips connected with hers in a deep and romantic kiss.
Causing the unconscious girl to actually kiss the Saiyan's tail right on the tip.
"Hmmmm!" Causing even more agony to Zaspion. "S-stop..." He couldn't bring himself to scream. Opening his eyes once again, he widened them as his face was way too close to Bulma's crotch. So in a desperate attempt to spare himself from the shame of his near uncontrollable desire for the beautiful Earthling, he attempted to move to the right in a futile attempt to yank his tail off Bulma's wrist. But the moment the awakened boy attempted to pull his tail away from the sleeping girl, she unintentionally trapped the fluffy tail in between her thighs. "S-seriously?!" With Zaspion being shocked with the fact that it just got worse.
Funnily enough, it didn't stop with just a kiss in her dream. Because after giving Bulma a long and wet kiss, the tall hunk actually got down to his knees and lifted her skirt once again. "W-wait..." With him gently pulling down Bulma's panties. "N-not the-Ahhh..." And kissing her down there as well.
"Mmmm..." With a moan escaping Zaspion's lips as Bulma began to rub her thighs together. Feeling the warmth of Bulma's skin tightly squeezing his sensitive tail was the nail in the coffin as Zaspion fell into the floor. "Mmm! Ahhh!" With loud moans escaping his lips against his will.
"Y-yes... Just like that..." Bulma was just as flustered as Zaspion, as the dream that she was having became more and more streamy. "Mmmm..." With the girl rubbing her crotch against Zaspion's tail.
"Mmmm... Aaaaa..." Zaspion was on all fours, trying to resist but Bulma's rubbing her crotch on his tail was too much. He grinded his teeth in deep agony as he could feel his release arriving.
"Ahhh... Mmmm!" Bulma herself experienced the exact same feeling in her sleep, which prompted her to go even faster.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Unfortunately , Zaspion reached his limits and after Bulma rubbed his tail with her crotch ten more times, she gave him a very tight squeeze with her thighs that caused a wonderful sensation to erupt in his body.
Unknowingly to him , however, Bulma was experiencing the exact same thing. "Mmmmm..." With a soft moan escaping the sleeping girl.
However, the Saiyan was just too ashamed to actually notice. Mmmmm..." With the boy pressing his face on the floor as he actually released the inside of his sweatpants.
"Mmm..." And to add insult to the injury, Bulma woke up in the next second. "Hm?" Noticing his tail right away. "Huh?" Looking down, she realized that his tail was all over her. "W-what?" The blue haired girl noticed that she was practically trapping the fluffy tail between her thighs and that it was touching her, down there. "Eee...?" Wasting no time, she released the tail from her thighs and sat up in confusion. Seeing on the floor right away. "What happened?"
"Hmmm..." Zaspion didn't want to get up. "I-I-It wrapped itself around your wrist against my will and you... you grabbed it while you were sl-sleeping..." Zaspion explained in a very low voice while avoiding eye contact with the beautiful girl.
"Really?" Bulma realized that his tail was wrapped around her wrist. It unceremoniously unwrapped itself from her arm and went towards Zaspion. "Are you-" The Earthling then attempted to ask what was wrong with him, but as she looked down, she realized that her panties were exposed, with Bulma widening her eyes when she realized something. That her panties were wet. "Ummm..." So she immediately covered herself using her nightgown, hugging her legs on top of the bed with a deep blush in her cheeks. Was I ... It was obvious, because her panties were practically soaked. Bulma moved his head to look at Zaspion, and blushed even more when she realized that a specific part of his tail was also wet.
Bulma immediately looked away in deep embarrassment when she came to the conclusion of what she was doing with it while asleep.
The ashamed Zaspion simply forced himself to stand up, still completely flustered and his body was shaking a bit. "I'm gonna... U-use the bathroom." The Saiyan spoke with his back turned before carefully stepping away from the pretty girl.
"O-okay..." Bulma spoke as she looked away as well.
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Quietly, Zaspion side stepped towards the bathroom. And once he was inside, he closed his eyes his complete shame before opening them again and looking down. Where he saw his sweatpants completely covered in his bodily fluids. T-this... What the hell was that?! His tail has always been sensitive to touch, but that always just made him uncomfortable, not aroused. A-and... Why did it wrap itself on her wrist like that?! His tail never acted on it's own like that.
While Zaspion was trying to understand what in the hell just happened. Bulma was having a similar yet different problem.
"Ehhh...?" The girl checked inside her panties in order to see it. D-did I really...? She was still having trouble believing it as she stared at her soaked panties.
After a painfully awkward morning that started remarkably complicated. Both Zaspion and Bulma, in the most awkward way possible, ended up having breakfast together.
Both were quiet and avoided eye contact as they sat on top of the table. Completely unaware of the effect that they accidentally had on the other earlier.
Zaspion put on his usual outfit back, with his coat now clean, he also tucked his tail inside of his pants to avoid any further embarrassment. He was devouring the leftovers of the Dinosaur meat that he acquired.
Bulma also changed back to the same outfit she wore yesterday. She was eating bread and fruits.
The atmosphere between the two was quite unpleasant as both were quite ashamed of what happened. For completely different reasons. Because both were partially unaware of the effect that they had on the other in that particular awakening.
Zaspion devoured his food as quickly as possible, mostly because he was very hungry. So he finished his plate relatively quickly. Once he was done, he stood up and said. "I'm gonna wait in the car until you're ready to move. " Zaspion bluntly spoke as he proceeded to move towards the door.
"Okay..." Bulma gave an answer in a low voice as she looked away embarrassed. As soon as Zaspion walked past the front door, Bulma let out a deep sigh.
Zaspion did the exact same thing once he stepped out of the door. And here I was hoping that things couldn't get more awkward between us. He genuinely doesn't think he will be able to look at Bulma without remembering the shameful event of himself climaxing by having his tail played with by the sleeping girl. I... I could feel her... Did she really... Got wet? He blushed once again because he felt everything. The soft touch of her lips, the amazing softness of her breasts and the intoxicating warmth of her thighs. Dammit! Control yourself already! Zaspion refused to give in to his lust, because he didn't want to be like Roshi, who is practically controlled by his lust.
As Zaspion tried to control himself, he heard a noise coming from the car. "Huh?" Moving his head to see what it was, he realized that there was something moving in front of it. So he stepped forward to see what it was, and after a few steps, he saw it. "What?" It turned out to be a familiar face. "What are you doing here?"
"Zaspion?" The thing that was moving in front of the car, turned out to be a has a brown shell with a pale body, with spots on the flippers and head, making him resemble an oversized Loggerhead sea turtle.
"Hey, we haven't seen you in months." Zaspion kneeled down to meet the turtle's eyes. "What are you doing so far from the sea?" Turtle is actually Master Roshi's friend and long-time companion. He technically also lives in the Kame House with the elderly hermit and the Saiyan.
The turtle grunted in response. "So far from the sea?"
"Yes, about a hundred miles away to be more precise." Zaspion responded.
"Ahhh, I got lost while picking mushrooms and have been trying to find my way back." The turtle confessed in visible embarrassment. "Please, have you got any sea water?" It was obvious that he hasn't had any water in a while, which is bad considering that he's a sea creature.
"No, but..." Zaspion stood up and went to see if Bulma had any. So he approached the Capsule House once again and knocked on the door five times.
"Are you seriously knocking on the door?" Bulma opened and asked him that.
"Sorry, it's a habit." Zaspion had a tendency to knock first. "Would you happen to have any sea water?" He asked her.
"Sea water?" Bulma was justifiably confused. "Hold up..." She closed the door in front of Zaspion.
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A minute later, she reopened with a cup filled with sea water. "What for exactly?"
"It's for him." Zaspion pointed at Turtle.
"Huh?" Bulma looked around in confusion. "Where did this turtle come from?" That was a justified question since there wasn't really any water around.
"You know this girl, Zaspion?" Turtle asked him.
"It talks?!" Another thing that surprised the blue haired girl.
"This is Bulma, I met her by accident when I was visiting Master Gohan." Zaspion explained. "She's searching for something that I believe grandfather has."
The turtle gave him a baffled look in response. "You... Are you taking her to Kame House?"
"Yes, but don't worry, I'll make sure grandfather doesn't do... What he usually does when he's around women." Turtle was perfectly aware of his grandfather's proclivities.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Bulma really didn't like what Zaspion was implicating.
Zaspion sighed as he handed the cup of sea water to the turtle. "Bulma... We will be reaching my grandfather's home soon, so I think it's better than telling you what to expect." She really didn't like where that was going. "My grandfather, Master Roshi, is one of the greatest Martial Artists in the world with more than a century of experience and knowledge but he has one major flaw that makes him quite despicable at times."
"Which is...?" Bulma was curious.
"He's possibly the most perverted and lecherous old man you're ever going to meet in your life." Zaspion revealed to her as bluntly as possible. "And he is probably going to ask you to do something incredibly perverted in exchange for the dragon ball."
Bulma made a creeped out face in response, because she really didn't like the implications that Zaspion was giving her. "Define ''something perverted'' please?"
"I rather not..." Because Zaspion would rather not imagine what goes through that filthy pervert's head. Despite Zaspion being quite ashamed of his own perverted behavior, Roshi was a proud pervert and that was even worse.
Bulma grunted in response. "If that's the case, can't you just grab the dragon ball for me or something?" She decided to ask him.
"That was my plan actually, but if he suspects anything..." He highly doubts that Roshi will just hand it over if he knew that he could get the pretty girl to do something for him.
"You wouldn't let him make me do anything nasty would you?" Bulma got really close to Zaspion and practically gave him a puppy look.
"Certainly not." Zaspion scratched his head wondering how to approach that situation. "But if it comes to that, I'm just warning you to prepare for the worst." The Saiyan folded his arms and continued. "We still have a hundred miles to go, so if you could pack everything for us to get moving."
"Alright, give me a few minutes." Bulma closed the door of the Capsule home in order to go pack everything.
"Wait a minute..." Turtle then spoke. "Did you... Slept in this house with her?" The sea creature asked since it was what it looked like to him.
"Ummm..." Zaspion blushed with the implication. "I slept on the floor." He told the truth while scratching his cheek, but he would definitely rather omit what has been happening between the two of them since they met. "I'm actually planning on accompanying her on this journey that she is going on since I'm actually interested in what she is searching for."
Turtle gave him a look, the same look that he usually gives Roshi.
"Don't give me that look, I was nothing but respectful with her." If you actually exclude the things that he has been doing, but even then, he didn't actually act in any disrespectful manner with the pretty girl.
After Bulma gathered everything and put the house back in the Capsule. They all entered the car and proceeded to drive towards their destination, which was the Kame Home. Surprisingly, Turtle was able to fit in the backseat, uncomfortably of course.
The ride, as usual, was quiet. Because Zaspion and Bulma kept finding more ways to be awkward around each other. Adding yet another factor to it as both were quite unaware that they unintentionally gave each other an orgasm in the morning.
Bulma looked at Zaspion, who was focused on the road, rubbing her legs and blushing a bit as she remembered the dream that she was having of him quite vividly. I...I mean, that might have happened if that old man hadn't interrupted us, right? With Bulma wondering what would have happened without the interruption.
"What?" Suddenly, Zaspion spoke up. With Bulma moving her head to look at him and then at the road where she realized that something just blocked their path.
"Ummm..." Bulma widened her eyes when she saw what blocked their way.
It was a giant brown furred bear that wears clothing and wields a broadsword. He has one blind eye with a scar. "Oh, what do we have here?" And it talks as well.
Both Bulma and Turtle were justifiably scared by the sight, however, Zaspion simply made a bored expression and stuck his head out of the car window. "Would you please move out of the way?" He requested politely.
"I might do that, after you hand over that turtle you have over there." The bear responded while giving a famine look towards Turtle.
"Ahhhhh!" Who justifiably responded by cowering back in fear.
"And why would I do that?" Zaspion asked sarcastically.
"Because..." The bear drew his giant broadsword, causing Bulma to shake in fear due to the size of that thing. "I'm in the mood for a nice turtle soup, and I might consider not having you and your lady friend as appetizers with it if you just hand him over."
Bulma was about to tell Zaspion to just hand him over the turtle, but before she could, Zaspion exited the car and stepped forward.
Once he was standing in front of the bear that towered over him, he simply folded his arms and said. "I have a better idea, you get out of our way and I won't be having you as an appetizer."
The Bear bursted into laughter, because he clearly took the size difference between the two as an indication of his advantage over Zaspion.
Bulma just sat there, nervously watching as the handsome boy stood in front of the terrifying bear.
"Don't worry." Suddenly, Turtle spoke to her. "The Bear is no match for him."
"Are you sure?" She knew that Zaspion was strong, but she was afraid that this was too much for her.
"I am, just watch." The sea creature assured her.
After the bear laughed a bit more, he simply yelled. "You are a funny little man, but not for long!" The bear lifted his large blade over his head with the intention of swinging it downwards at Zaspion.
"AH!" With Bulma covering her eyes as soon as he did. After a few seconds, she opened a small gap in her fingers to see. "Huh?!"
Which was the fact that Zaspion effortlessly grabbed the incoming blade with his left hand. Shocking the bear as he was clearly trying to pull the blade away from his grip, but the Saiyan yanked the large blade off the bear's hands and tossed it into the air.
"Rrr..." The bear growled in response. "Now you're done!" And prepared himself to attack him without the sword.
"I suggest that you look up." Zaspion pointed out while pointing towards the sky.
"Huh?" And the bear followed his suggestion, only to realize that his blade descended from above and the sharp edge collided with his head.
"Ah!" Bulma could only cover her eyes to avoid looking.
"Ahhh!" Turtle did the same.
Because the blade ended up chopping the bear in half, with the left and right sides of his body splitting and falling into the ground, in a way that perfectly allowed them to pass.
"Should have listened." Zaspion commented before he made his way back to the car.
"Told you..." Turtle told Bulma as Zaspion retook his seat.
"Sorry for the needless display of violence, but he forced my hand." Zaspion decided to apologize for Bulma, mostly because she was clearly shaken by it.
"Ehhhh..." The pretty girl continued to avoid looking at the remains of the bear. "I-I-It's fine but can we please move?"
"Good idea." Zaspion decided to drive forward, passing in between the remains of the bear and continuing down the road.
Once they got far enough from it, Bulma let out a sigh of relief. Yeah... I'm definitely going to need Zaspion as a bodyguard for this journey. Because weirdly enough, she keeps getting into situations of random danger against her will.
Zaspion sighed in response to what just happened. My power level has increased considerably despite the suppressor being in place. But it's nowhere near what it used to be when I wasn't wearing it. His power level is in the three digits now, which is much better than when he arrived at Earth when his power level was on a single digit as a result of the suppressor. Though, this is a good thing, since I can actually fight on equal measure against Earthlings or creatures from Earth, which is a good way to improve my skill and technique. Which was the only positive aspect of having his true power diminished.
While he was deep in thought, Bulma just kept looking at him, wondering what was going through his head.
After driving approximately one hundred miles, they were able to reach the sea.
"Please hurry, I would like to continue our journey as quickly as possible." Zaspion requested Turtle.
In order to save some time, he decided to ask Turtle to go fetch Master Roshi while he and Bulma awaited on the beach. It was better than going all the way to the island and then going all the way back to the beach.
"Ummm... Zaspion?" Turtle seemed a bit confused. "Why don't you just fly there?" That was the source of his confusion, since he saw Zaspion flying several times before..
Zaspion rolled his eyes in response, because Turtle should be more than aware of the reason why. "Because I randomly lose control and end up falling from the sky every time I try." That was possibly what he despised the most about the suppressor, despite regaining his ability to fly after some training, he can never keep it stable. With him falling down more times than he can count as a result of it. Which is the main reason why he began to rely on Earth's vehicles instead. "You were when it happened once, remember?" With him being kind enough to let Zaspion sit on top of him in order to return to the island.
"Oh, right... I forgot." He really did. "I'll be back with Master Roshi as quickly as I can."
"Thanks Turtle." Zaspion thanked him
The two of them waved each other goodbye. Turtle then turned around and swam on the water with Zaspion also turning around to return to the car. Where Bulma was sitting down on the passenger's seat with the door open and her legs out of the car.
"So?" Bulma asked him as he stepped closer.
"So, we wait until he gets back with grandfather and the Dragon Ball." Zaspion explained as he leaned on the car door. "Until then, feel free to relax on the beach before we continue our journey."
Bulma smiled in response to that. "Our journey?" His tone of voice was quite suggestive when he said that.
"Ummm... I-I mean," Zaspion blushed and looked away due to her smiling at him. "I like to call it our journey since I'll be travelling with you but... If you just wanna call it your journey, then that's fine too."
"No... "Our journey" sounds better." It really did, though Bulma couldn't help but feel like there was a strange implication that this was some kind of vacation that they were having together.
"So ummm..." Zaspion was actually curious about something. "Did you just... Left everything to go on a hunt for the Dragon Balls or something?"
"More or less," Bulma placed her index finger on her chin. "I was actually helping my father with a project back home when I discovered the dragon ball, so I just put it on hold until I came back." Though, she was actually planning on scrapping it all together because it wasn't actually going anywhere.
"You were helping your father?" Zaspion was surprised. "Are you a scientist too?" Because Bulma seemed more like a spoiled girl that simply leeches off her parents money, she really didn't have the look of a scientist.
She nodded in response. "Is it so hard to believe?"
"Kind of." Zaspion decided to be honest. "You see, my mother was also a scientist and I have been around several of them before." Though, most of them were of different species, which probably affected his perception of what a scientist should look like.
"Oh really?" Bulma seemed surprised by that revelation.
"Yeah... She mostly works in Weapons development." Zaspion's mother is regarded as the greatest scientist in the Frieza Force. With her weapons being highly sought after by the highest bidders in the whole universe. "Though, in reality, she hates producing weapons and is usually forced to do it because she is extremely skilled at it." Her true passion was in researching different species to find out about their different physiology, power level and abilities.
"That sounds awful." Bulma immediately thought that the idea of being forced to do something you hate to be one of the worst things ever.
"It is, especially when the weapons she made cause a considerable amount of damage." Especially if you consider the fact that most of Frieza's army is armed with the weapons that she produced. "But enough about that, what exactly is this project that you are working for?"
"Nothing too fancy..." She stood up from her seat and took a good look at the beach.
"Oh, so you were homeschooled?"
Zaspion and Bulma decided to spend some quality time together as they waited for Turtle to return.
Bulma stood on the water as she spoke. "School just didn't work for me, everything was just too easy." Alongside with the fact that she never got along with anyone there.
Zaspion was sitting on the sand, having taken off his coat and shoes, leaving them both in the car. "I didn't go to school either," Since Saiyans didn't really have anything like that. "I'm mostly self-taught." Most of his knowledge of Earth either came from his Scouter, books, television or Roshi.
"If you are smart enough, that is the best way of learning." Bulma's intellect actually surpassed her father's, so she wasn't exactly wrong. "Are you sure you don't want to come, the water is great."
"Hmmm..." In truth, Zaspion was trying not to stare too much at Bulma. Because the blue haired beauty decided to change into a nice looking striped bikini in order to enjoy the nice looking beach. "I don't want to get in the way..."
"Oh please, just get on it already." Bulma told him as she splashed some water on him.
"Hey!" The splash almost hit Zaspion. "Fine..." But he decided to comply, so he stood up and removed both his shirt and pants.
Bulma watched as Zaspion stripped down to his underwear. Because only now she was able to take a much better look at his muscles. However, she immediately bursted into laughter when she saw him slowly step into the water wearing nothing but a pair of teddy bear print boxers.
"I wasn't exactly planning on letting anyone see it, don't shame me." Zaspion spoke sarcastically as he splashed some water on the girl with a very annoyed look on his face.
"Sorry," Bulma apologized as she splashed some water back. "And I'm not shaming you, it looks cute." Despite the fact that it was super weird to watch a handsome hunk with an incredible physique with such goofy printed underwear. "Besides... You do remember the panties I was wearing when we met, right?"
Zaspion blushed and looked into the sky because he remembered perfectly. "Yeah... The one with the little pink circles... They looked really nice on you."
"Don't I look nice now?" She asked him while holding her arms behind her back, tilting her head coyly while leaning forward.
Zaspion couldn't help but look at her, the bikini that she was wearing only highlighted her wonderful curves and the way that she was leaning forward really displayed her cleavage. "You look... Very, very nice..."
Bulma smiled in response to that compliment.
Before either of them could speak however, Zaspion looked behind Bulma and realized something. "Finally."
"Huh?" Bulma looked back and realized that the Turtle was returning, with someone mounted on his shell.
Both of them watched as the turtle slowly made his way back to the beach.
Of course, the one that was on top of Turtle was none other than Master Roshi, who decided to go to the beach in order to see what was going on. And the first thing that he realized once he got there, was that Zaspion was actually in the company of a very attractive young girl wearing a nice looking bikini. Behind his sunglasses, Roshi's eyes were all over the girl. Who is that lovely lady?
"He's eyeing you behind those sunglasses..." Zaspion whispered in her ear.
"Gross..." Bulma replied with disgust as he watched the creepy old man from afar. Having Zaspion eyeing me is fun but that old fart... Not at all.
Eventually, Roshi and Turtle reached the two of them, as they continued to stand on the water . "What took you two so long?" Zaspion asked him since it took longer than expected.
"I was... Busy..." Roshi spoke as he continued to stand on top of Turtle's shell. In reality, Roshi was watching an exercise video on TV and only listened to Turtle after it was over. Moving his head to eye Bulma once again, he asked. "Who is your lovely lady friend?" Turtle didn't exactly specify what was going on, he simply told Roshi that Zaspion was waiting for him, so Bulma's sight was a total surprise.
"This is Bulma, Bulma Briefs." Zaspion decided to politely introduce her. "Bulma, this is my grandfather, Master Roshi."
"Are you still with the nonsense of saying that I'm your grandfather?!" Roshi decided to complain. In reality, he hates being called grandpa, which is the main reason why Zaspion does it. "I'm not really his grandfather, he just tells people that I am to annoy me." He clarified to Bulma.
"Are you annoyed because the people that don't know you believe it right away or because everyone that does know you knows that it's a lie?" Because literally nobody that actually knows Roshi believes that he would have a grandson.
Roshi grunted angrily at the implication, but he let it slide
"Actually, it's kind of obvious because there is no resemblance whatsoever between you two." Bulma ended up adding. In a good way to be honest. The two of them standing near each other, with Zaspion still being taller despite the fact that the water and Turtle giving the old man a boost in height, makes the idea of Roshi being Zaspion's grandfather quite comical.
Roshi continued to eye Bulma, but he also noticed that Zaspion was in his underpants. "What exactly is going on here?" He asked in deep curiosity, mostly because he was hoping for juicy details.
"Oh, Zaspion and I were just enjoying the beach." Bulma answered for him.
Roshi was about to say something but Zaspion spoke first.
."Look," Zaspion pointed at the necklace that Roshi was wearing. "Bulma needs that thing that you have on your necklace."
Bulma was distracted by the conversation between the two, but now she was able to take a good look at the old man, and she realized that he actually had a Dragon Ball on his neck. The three-star Dragon Ball.
"Huh?" Roshi was confused. "This old thing?"
"Master Gohan had one as well, which is why I ended up bumping into her." Zaspion explained. "I'm helping her in collecting them for some kind of experiment that I'm curious about , so can you please hand it over?" The "experiment" was seeing if the legend of the Dragon Balls is real, and if it is, Zaspion is planning on making good use of the wish.
"Yes, it would mean a lot to me if you let me have it." Bulma told the old man while making the exact same pose that she did earlier for Zaspion. Which, unlike Zaspion, Roshi didn't even try to hide the fact that he was looking at her cleavage. Disgusting... With Bulma internally expressing deep disgust over it.
"Ehhh... I'm not exacly sure if I should... This has a lot of emotional value for me-" Roshi attempted to lie to the girl's face, but it was immediately stopped by his "grandson".
"No, it doesn't, Turtle told me that you found that thing in a pile of trash that floated into the island." Zaspion actually asked Turtle if he knew where Roshi found the Dragon Ball while Bulma was storing the Capsule House.
Roshi gave Zaspion an angry glare.
"Then you won't mind handing it over right?" Bulma definitely didn't see any reason for him to want to keep it, especially if he didn't know what it could actually do.
"W-well... I'm not sure..." In truth, Roshi had no reason to keep the thing, but it felt like a waste to just hand it over to the pretty girl.
Zaspion just rolled his eyes in response because he knew exactly what the old man was thinking. In order to avoid any disgusting request from his "grandfather", the Saiyan took a deep breath and decided to speak. "Here's the deal, you hand it over to her and she gives you a pair of panties in exchange."
Both Bulma and Roshi looked at Zaspion, dumbfounded with what he just proposed.
"W-what?!" Bulma asked him in shock.
"Don't give me that look, he was about to ask you to do something perverted in exchange for Dragon Ball." He bluntly told her while folding his arms. "Or are you actually going to surprise me and deny it?" That was for Roshi.
"W-well, I-I wasn't going to ask for that specifically but..." It was true, Roshi was going to ask Bulma to do something perverted in exchange but he was trying to figure out what it was.
"Ewww!" Bulma grunted in deep disgust. "You're disgusting!" She immediately turned around and moved out of the water.
"How can you be so shameless, Master?" Turtle, who has been quiet through the conversation, chastised him.
"Oh hush up will you!" Roshi angrily replied. "Can an old man have a little fun before his time comes."
"I'm actually half-certain that you're going to outlive me and that girl, grandpa." Zaspion sarcastically rebuffed his comment.
"Oh hush up as well!" Roshi was very indiginated. "You actually have the nerve to shame me when you were here spending your day relaxing on a beach with a hottie!"
"And by the looks of it, he spent the night inside the girl's house as well." Turtle decided to add.
"EEEHH!" Roshi grunted in deep shock with that revelation. "Such beauty wasted on the young!" He whined loudly in response to that.
"What the hell does that even mean?!" Zaspion really didn't like the implication of it. "And I slept on the floor anyway!" He clarified.
Before they could continue their bickering, Bulma returned to the water. Slowly approaching the trio with her hands behind her back. "Fine..." Before she spoke to Roshi with blush, she revealed that she was actually holding a pair of panties behind her back. "Would this do?"
"Wait?" Zaspion realized that those were the panties with pink circles on it. "Aren't those..." The ones that she had on when she peed herself.
Bulma gave a very subtle look before he could finish that phrase. "I was wearing these yesterday, and I didn't wash them yet." With Zaspion having to resist the urge to chuckle in response to that.
"Ehehehehe..." Roshi took a good look at the panties that Bulma was holding and immediately attempted to reach out of them.
"Not so fast!" Bulma pulled them away. "The necklace first, then the panties."
"Alright, alright, alright, here we go." Roshi removed the necklace that contained the three-star dragon ball and proceeded to hand it over to Bulma. "Now, can-"
Bulma unceremoniously tossed the pee stained panties to the perverted old man as soon as she had her hands on the three-star dragon ball.
Roshi immediately launched himself off Turtle to grab the pair of panties, only for him to fall head first into the water as a result of it.
"You weren't kidding when you said that he was a lecherous and perverted old man." Buma commented as she decided to step away from Roshi and get closer to Zaspion.
"Sorry about the panties thing, but that was the least perverted thing that I could think of." Zaspion apologized to her since this was quite repulsive.
"Considering that I was actually planning on tossing them away anyway, this was a painfully easy exchange." Bulma was quick to reassure him that it was no big deal.
Roshi emerged from the water and proceeded to search for the panties that Bulma tossed it. With poor Turtle touching his head in deep disappointment with his antics.
Bulma smiled to Zaspion. "Now, only three more to go."
Q and A:
Well this is definitely worth a follow. Came across this while searching for another DBZ story and it caught my interest. Good grammar and I'm digging the pacing and the tension between him and Bulma but I'm curious as to what the update schedule for this story is.
Thanks. The tension is bascically my own attempt on Akira Toriyama's humor, but in a more modern Enchii style. There is no schedule unfortunately, I only write when I can.
So if you have played or heard of Dragon ball online, you would know that Gohan had written a book which explain and taught people about ki, and it lead to an influx of people learning ki, and in doing so they learned martial arts, goten and trunks opened up a school, krillin reopened the turtle hermit and tien reopened the crane, will something like this happen much later in your story
I'll think about it...
Okay so you know how I said before that when Zaspion has his family he's a great patriarch who loves all his kids regardless of if they are ones that pursue fighting or aren't fighters at all but for some comedy can we get one moment where he shows clear disappointment in his sons specifically
So you know how male half Saiyans all seem to have a phase where they dress up as a masked hero and do stupid poses you know the whole Saiyan man deal could we get a scene where Zaspion just walks in on his sons dressed up and posing trying to convince their sisters that what they are doing is cool and he just blankly looks at his sons takes a sip of his drink and says "so this is what it feels like to feel disappointed in your children" or "you all look fucking stupid" haha sending metaphorical arrows into his sons hearts haha but yeah he just says that is clearly grateful that his daughters aren't idiots and leaves the room haha
For what it's worth I also think a son with 18 would be the exception to the rule about half saiyan sons wanting to dress up he'd be to cool for that haha oh and speaking of stupid poses if Ginyu try's that body swapping shit on Zaspion can he just kill the captain before he has a chance to
In regards to Zaspions tropical paradise island that he lives on near Kame Island in regards to its name can he call it Oozaru island
So since we got Zaspion being essentially the closet thing Vegeta had to a child hood friend when it comes to Raditz and Nappa could they actually be terrified of Zaspion say both picked a fight with Zaspion back in the day and he beat them effortlessly to the point when they see him again they break out in a cold sweat straight away added onto by the fact both of them when they reunite with him have to look up if they want to make eye contact
In relation to other Saiyans I hope generally the Saiyan army admired and respected Zaspions power to the point he could actually have been put in charge of planetary invasions with his being noticeably for their effectiveness any defence was destroyed of course but Zaspion did leave room for the inhabitants of a planet who weren't fighters to get off world so yeah much like how it's clear child Vegeta was put in charge of a squad of Saiyans example being where he was when the planet blew up and he was in charge because of his family's rank and his own personal power think it be fair to say Zaspion due to being apart of the family second only to the royals and his own immense power he would have been in charge of low class Saiyans on missions
But yeah just imagine the fun reactions Nappa and Raditz would have when they have their oh crap it's Zaspion moment haha
Oh yeah with Zaspion starting the policy of gathering the dragon balls to uses the wish's earlier than that policy got adopted in canon can one of the wishes he make off handily the really pays off later is he wishes that no one can take possession of his body so in the future when Zamasu tries to pull off that exact shit it fails meaning no Zaspion Black
But again with Zaspion about there shouldn't be some other ruined timeline like there is in canon
It would be a far off arc but in the Granolah arc when the heaters come to Earth to try and lie about the evil Granolah to get Zaspion and likely Bra to go fight him can Zaspion listen to them and say he is intrigued by the idea of fighting the so called strongest in the universe but then he drops the bomb shell of he knows exactly who Macki and Oil are and the Heater force so he knows they aren't telling him the whole truth so he actually is able to get that out of them before they leave
Also after the arc think it be neat if like how Frieza took on Macki and Oil as servants Zaspion does the same for Macki and Oil after he kills Elec
As well to be honest I don't see why Frieza would be revived after the tournament of power in this or frankly if he would be needed to compete in it as some of Zaspions children should take some of the spots in the team like team universe 7 in this could be
Zaspion
Bra
Android 18
Android 17
Roshi
Piccolo
Adopted Son Perfect Cell
Android 21
Son with Android 18
Vegeta
Wanted to throw out this idea in regards to Bra to when it comes to the super Saiyan god forms can she achieve the rose form via wishing on the dragon balls to have her Ki be given a divine aspect
Also for what it's worth when using god Ki and the legendary super Saiyan form think it be neat if Zaspions hair turned a real bright coloured emerald someone could even coin the phrase Super Saiyan Emerald or Jade
Plus for what it's worth think it be cool if when the time comes Zaspion has the talent and aptitude to purse both ultra instinct and the powers of a god of destruction
Oh yeah if Android 21 does appear in this to introduce her Zaspion could have find her when he's going through and Gero lab that he found during a timeskip and he freed her wa suprised by her Majin form they had a fight that ended with the two being friends and of course 21 grew to love Zaspion especially after he helped her get a handle of her power and her cravings
One of the numerous wishes made over the years could have been Android 21 has the natural ability to create the universes greatest sweets/chocolate with her Ki haha
Not quite, there will be little moments like this, but it's more on their anticts.
Yeah, there will be a little moment like that.
Oh, Zaspion already knows Ginyl can do that, so he will be extra careful.
Interesting idea.
Dude, Zaspion outranks the two of them since he was regarded as an Elite Saiyan.
Zaspion was practically at the same rank as Vegeta in terms of status in Planet Vegeta. (Slightly below because Vegeta was a Prince.)
Yeah...
Yeah...
Pretty much...
Is actually going to be something else.
Well...
Partially.
I'll think about it..
Well...
not EXACTLY.
Almost...
What?
Obrigado pelo capítulo incrível, Autor-San!
De nada...
Nice having another new chapter for this
Also nice seeing Zaspion did end up in the bathroom while Bulma was in said bath and that she was definitely quite happy he was there to haha and of course best of all was he got a nice eyeful of a very naked very wet possibly in more ways than one Bulma and credit to Zaspion for thinking of using a Saiyans desire to eat to temporarily override his desire to see more of a naked Bulma haha
Of course I'm sure Zaspion will always be up and raring to go for some naughty fun in the future but if any of the girls bring food into said naughty fun can see him saying that ain't fair at all haha
So given that as we establish Zaspion with how much he loves his tail definitely would have gone through the tail training back on planet Vegeta if I was him I'd be thinking hang on a minute even if someone did grab my tail I shouldn't be reacting to it all all and he can start piecing together okay women I'm very much into can touch my tail and it feels like that so that's fine haha
The childhood flashback with Prince Vegeta was a nice surprise makes sense really that Zaspion would likely be Vegetas only childhood friend haha and given the fact Zaspions dad was the Grand Viser of King Vegeta makes sense that Zaspion would have gone out on missions with Vegeta even if in this case they had two separate missions what with Zaspion being their because his mom sent him to get specimens for her work anyway seeing the two Saiyan children have fun on a hostile world was fun as was seeing Zaspion tap into his Wrathful transformation for a moment
One thing I do question is why he said he has difficulty with energy waves the natural prodigy status granted by the legendary super Saiyan genes shouldn't make that impossible really same with him saying he use to have overall poor combat skills later on in the chapter
After dealing with the wolves I did like Bulma mentioning how Zaspion doesn't even really need the gun for intimidation haha and shame he isn't sharing a bed with Bulma but I say it won't be long before he is haha
In regards to that preview with 17 and 18 I just thought they wouldn't have to stay in a random house Zaspion before setting off with the twins should have been able to get three capsule homes from Bulma so each person has their own little home so yeah hope now actually the scene has Zaspion in his own capsule home maybe looking out a window and seeing the lights in 17 house are off so he's asleep he sees the lights go off in 18 and then the next thing he knows 18 is in his capsule home
Also Zaspion and the twins shouldn't have any issue wiping out all the remaining red ribbon bases there's literally no threats to them they should be able to do it in like a weekend and that's them taking their sweet time haha should just be a casual around the world trip for them finding a base wiping it out in one blast double checking that there's no survivors and then flying off to the next base with a break here and there to get a bite to eat and then resting at night haha
Okay the preview of what I'm guessing is when Chichi first moves in with Zaspion and Bulma gave me a good chuckle also can understand Zaspion wanting to see a grown uo Chi Chi wearing that armoured bikini so I'm sure when she busts that out he will be very happy haha anyway Bulma and Chi Chi clashing over who is the first woman in this harem was fun especially like Bulma thinking over how to clearly stake her claim and how Chi Chi responded in kind haha needless to say hope the follow up of that scene is a passionate three way and the two ladies making peace and maybe Bulma being able to Dom ChiChi has her accepting Bulma place as the First Lady haha
Oh for the power rankings among Zaspions children then I'll change my guess that the daughters via Caulifla and Kale are the second strongest of the brood behind Bra
Thanks.
Unfortuantely, his desires got the better of him in the morning.
Hahaha...
Bulma touched his tail a little too much here...
Mostly, it was Vegeta following him in there to see what he was up to, but yeah...
Oh, the energy wave was basically just Zaspion being hypercritical of his abilities, I mean, he literally did the most powerful energy wave that Vegeta ever saw and he still thinks that it's mediocre. His poor combat skills will later be explained by Roshi, but a good example, imagine Zaspion being like Saitama and being able to beat everyone unbelievably easily due to how strong he is, butremove that strength and force him to fight on pure skill and you would have a very mediocre fighter. (In Zaspion's case, he mostly specialized in Ki attacks.)
No one is more disappointing then him.
Kind of...
Oh no, the Red Ribbon Army will be easy, it's Dr. Gero that is going to be problem because they will be forced to deal with a certain Android much earlier.
Chi-Chi will be more involved in the early arcs, actually training and becoming a competent fighter. (She will kind be for Zaspion, what Krillin was for Goku.) Kind of, she developed this idea that she is Zaspion's wife and Bulma is nothing more than his mistress. Sorry, no, Roshi actually enters the house and fills the room with his nose's blood.
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thank you for writing.
You're welcome.
Nice chapter, I wonder how Zaspion and Launch are gonna interact, especially blonde Launch, and there's also Hasky, that blonde thief who tried to steal one of the Dragon Balls, and Vomi, who's basically the Human version of 21.
There's other women I can think of in terms of possible interactions with Zaspion, but right now, I'm just focusing on the women he'll meet first.
Zaspion takes no shit from her, which is kind of why she likes him. Oh, I remember..
I see...
Awesome chapter! I love how you had Zaspion remember when he worked with Vegeta to get their Space Pods back. I also love how you had Zaspion use the Ikari form when he worked with Vegeta. Will Zaspion be able to master Super Saiyan 2's full power like Future Trunks did in the manga? Will Zaspion be able to achieve Super Saiyan 3 Full Power like Cumber did? These are just suggestions since this is your story and you can write it however you want.
Anyway, awesome chapter and keep up the great work!
Yes, he will.
Pretty much, he actually wants to achieve the full power of all the SS forms.