Sonic and Tails dashed through the jungle, jumping over branches and logs and dead baby sloths and toucan shit. The pair of soldiers were being pursued by a bunch of echidnas who thought they were still fighting in the war. Bullets whizzed by them, as Sonic ran with his super speed, dragging Tails by the arm. Tails screamed in pain. "Can't you just carry me?" asked Tails, as his arm was being slowly ripped out of the socket. "No, that's gay."
Sonic slowed down because he saw a pretty rock or something and then both of them were caught in a net snare thingy. "I'm caught in a trap! I can't walk out!" said Sonic. "Because I love you too much baby!" said Tails, thinking he was such a smartass. "Fuck off, loser." said Sonic, smacking Tails in the face. "Well well well, fresh meat, huh?" said a big buff echidna, walking out of the woods holding a large rock. "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" said Sonic, panicking "My name's Trebuchet. You guys are my prisoners now." said the big buff echidna, pulling the net down with the two soldiers still trapped.
"I'm gonna do terrible horrible things to both of you, especially you, little orange one." chuckled Trebuchet. "Dude, I'm like six months younger than him!" yelled Tails in protest. "So you're still seventeen? Why'd they let you in the army?" asked Sonic. "Well, I lied on my application." said Tails. Sonic was dumbfounded. "Wait, so you willingly joined? Why?" "College." "Oh." Trebuchet shook the net around. "STOP FUCKING TALKING YOU LITTLE MEN!"
Trebuchet walked to join the other echidnas and they walked back to a village. There they threw our two heroes into a small metal room with a bucket. "Fuck! We're gonna die, Sonic! Why didn't you use that super speed stuff you found out you have?" asked Tails. "I don't know, it doesn't want to work right now!" said Sonic. Suddenly the door slid open and two echidna soldiers stood there, looking at the two captives. One of them pointed at Tails. "Him first."
"W-wait guys! You don't wanna kill me! I mean, Sonic's the one who-" the echidnas grabbed Tails and dragged him away, kicking and screaming. "WHAT ARE YOU DOI- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Tails. Sonic couldn't see what was happening. He heard all sorts of strange noises. "Get the rubber duck." an echidna said behind the door. "What are you gonna do with th-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Pull his boots off and get the claw spike." CRUNCH! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Seven agonizing hours of strange torture later, Tails was thrown back in the cell, covered in cuts and bruises. The back of his head had "kick me" written on iit. "F-f-fuck you, Sonic." said Tails, curled up on the floor. Sonic held his breath worrying he was next. "Him now?" "Nah, let's waittill next week. We have to save these two scumbags for the big day tomorrow."
The echidnas left and slammed the door shut. Sonic turned towards Tails. "You're fine, get over it. At least you were doing something. I was SO BORED in here." Tails was pissed. "They literally pulled out my kidney and made me watch as they ate it! I don't have a kidney, Sonic! Did you at least try to come up with an escape plan?" "Nah. Just kinda sat here watching Hulu on my phone." "Fuck off."
Tails laid down. "Hey, I got an old baseball cap in my backpack in case you wanna cover… that up." said Sonic. "What? Did they do something to the back of my head?" asked Tails, grasping the back of his head. "Eh, it's not important. So, college huh? Why'd you wanna go do some silly shit like that?" "Well, I wanted to be able to get a good job so I could afford surgery to get my brothers split from their body. It doesn't matter anymore I guess." said Tails, laying back, putting his hands behind his head.
"Uh… hey man, I'm sorry about your brothers." said Sonic, also leaning back. "They would always disagree with each other. I told them not to come with me, but the one thing they ever agreed on was not listening to me. When mom and dad kicked us out for all being fucked chimeras, I promised myself i'd look after them." said Tails, sighing. Sonic sat silently, solemnly looking at Tails. "What about you, huh?" asked Tails. "His name was Paul Bear," said Sonic. "He was killed by a cockroach on heroin. I wasn't fast enough to save him. He was just a kid." "Doesn't matter anymore, I guess. They're dead, and we're also pretty much dead."
"No. No we're not dead. We're getting out of here and we're gonna bring this stupid package to Alvin's ugly cousin." said Sonic. "What if she's hot?" "If something related to ALVIN is even slightly attractive, then I'll eat the boots on my feet."
The door suddenly swung open and a generic echidna warrior stood there. "Hey, you stinky little men!" he said, grabbing them and dragging them out. He dragged them to a large arena and dropped them into a secret room under the arena. It was filled with other soldiers who had been captured. Sonic and Tails walked into the room and saw Will, who waved at them. "Oh man, it's good to see you guys here!" said Will. "Will! Are you alright? Did they torture you too?" asked Tails. "Nah, none of the guys here got tortured. Why, did you?" Tails crossed his arms silently. An echidna warrior threw a cardboard box into the room. "Put these on, you zesty queens!" he said, sitting down.
"What is this?" asked a cassowary, opening the box. Inside were star wars pajamas. "Why would we wear this?" asked Tails. "JUST DO IT! I NEED TO SEE YOU IN THESE OUTFITS!" said the echidna. So the prisoners all put on their outfits and stood next to the gladiator door.
"The young prince is on his way." said the guard, pointing down the hall. "Prince? This guy a bitch! He gonna cry like a bitch!" said an orange lion. They heard loud thuds as a muscular echidna walked down the halls, not nearly as tall as the hulking abomination that was Trebuchet, but very muscular. His red dreads were decorated with white bands and he wore red, yellow, and green boots with large silver legos on top. In one hand he held an ax and in his other hand he held a shield with an illustration of a red ankylosaurus on it. He had a stoic expression on his face as he approached the guard.
"Prince Knuckles, my body is ready for you." said the guard, getting on his knees, tying up his dreads. "On your feet, soldier. Now, why do you have prisoners here?" said Knuckles, staring down at the groveling guard. "Sir, they're going to work." said the guard. Knuckles shook his head. "After I win, set these men free. They were forced into a war "
"Win what?" asked Sonic, poking his head out. "The right to be king of the echidna." said Knuckles, proudly smiling. The door suddenly opened and Knuckles stepped out into the arena, slamming his ax into his shield to make noise. The stadium was filled with echidnas, who were all chanting his name. "KNUCKLES KNUCKLES KNUCKLES!" they chanted, absolutely meatriding, absolutely glazing this man. Knuckles raised his ax above his head. "On my soul, if I win this battle, I will lead you all into a new age of peace!" said Knuckles. The dickriders in the audience almost fainted. "Yes, my prince, my glorious king, yes yes yes!" screamed a grown ass man, fanning himself to keep himself awake.
From the other side of the arena another door opened and Trebuchet ran out, roaring. The crowd started booing. Trebuchet held a big ass hammer in his hand, and the spinal cords of other echidnas tied together in his hand.
The prisoners were sent out into the audience. Sonic was separated from Tails and handed a box of hot dogs with "2$" written on the side. "Go now!" said a guard, kicking Sonic in the ass. Sonic grumbled then waved his hand in the air. "Hot dogs, get your hot dogs here! Hot dogs, two dollar, love you long time, hot dogs" he yelled to the crowd. "Over here, pumpkin!" yelled an obese echidna.
Sonic approached the echidna and was handed a 20$ bill. "Fatass…" grumbled Sonic, walking away. Meanwhile the king of the echidna, Pachacamac, looked down at the two warriors. He cleared his throat and he spoke. "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to unite Knuckles and Trebuchet in battle for the title of king. Now, if anyone objects to this fight, speak now or forever hold your peace." The crowd goes silent. "Alright, now my sons, FIGHT!"
Trebuchet ran towards Knuckles, swinging his hammer, sending Knuckles flying into a wall. "Hot dogs, two dollar, love you long time, make you feel good, hot dogs!" yelled Sonic. Knuckles and Trebuchet were brawling in the middle of the arena, blood splattering all over. Knuckles leapt off the wall and sent a fist right into Trebuchet's face. Trebuchet fell over and Knuckles got on top, hitting him. Trebuchet grabs his hammer and slammed it into Knuckle's head, sending him flying off again. Knuckles started to get up but Trebuchet leapt onto him like a tiger, beating him with his fists.
"NO! MY GLORIOUS KING! MY REASON FOR LIVING!" said a random ass dude in the audience. "I FUCKING HATE TREBUCHET!" said a little kid holding his Knuckles action figure. Knuckles tried to stand but Trebuchet just kept hitting him over and over again. "The throne is mine, Knuckles!" said Trebuchet. "ALRIGHT, ROUND'S OVER!" said the referee, stepping onto the field. Trebuchet kept punching. "I SAID STOP!" said the referee. Trebuchet leapt up from Knuckles, grabbing the ref's head, crushing it.
"No!" said Knuckles, reaching out. "Hot dogs, two dollar hot dogs!" said Sonic. Suddenly a guard grabbed Sonic. "Go down there and retrieve that referee!" said the guard, pointing to Knuckles. He put a doctor hat on sonic and sent him down. Once he got down he saw Tails holding one side of a stretcher. "Wanna come help me get this dude out of here?" asked Tails. "Yeah, you got two dollars, by the way?" asked Sonic. They got the corpse onto the stretcher and dragged him away. Knuckles stood up and followed them inside.
"Yeah, this guy's dead." said Tails, checking the referee's corpse. "It's my fault. I promised to protect everyone, but if my brother wins he'll destroy the kingdom." said Knuckles, blood dripping from his wounds. "You need help there, man?" asked Sonic. "No, it's alright. I just need to get some water." said Knuckles, chuckling. "I'll get you some." said Tails, walking to the water dispenser. "No you don't! I'll get him water! You go do something in the meantime to distract the people! Go to the costume room and find something!"
Sonic and Tails left for the dressing room and found a pair of cowboy costumes. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Sonic. "First of all, gross, second of all, I'm still technically a minor." "Okay, you aren't thinking what I'm thinking."
The king sat up in his booth, restless. "Someone do something or I'll order my guards to start shooting at the crowd!" he said, slamming his fist into the floor. Suddenly, a carnotaurus burst through the doors of the arena and started running around, roaring n shit. By the way, if you don't know what a carnotaurus is, look it up or something. Sonic and Tails stepped out wearing cowboy costumes. "I don't see how the costumes are necessary. Do you even have a plan?" asked Tails.
"dO yOu EvEn HaVe A pLaN? Shut up, dweeb." said Sonic. The dinosaur ran around the ring, roaring. Will was passing out pretzels, but he fell over the railing into the arena. The large predator spotted Will and charged towards him, lifting him off the ground by his legs. It swung him left and right over and over again, strips of flesh and bone flying everywhere.
"He'll be alright." said Sonic, turning towards Tails, who was mortified. "MY LEGS! MY LEGS!" screamed Will as the beast threw him to the other side of the arena. Suddenly, Knuckles leapt from the inside and dealt a devastating punch to the animal's head, knocking it out instantly. He picked up his ax and shield. "I CALL FOR ROUND TWO!" he said, raising his axe. "AS DO I!" said Trebuchet, who burst out of the door holding his hammer.
"Very well then! Fight!" yelled the king and the two brothers began trading blows. Each punch shook the stadium. "Hot dogs, get your hot dogs," yelled Sonic, climbing back up to the stands. "2 dollar love you long time hot dogs!"
Knuckles threw his ax which hit trebuchet in the chest, causing him to bleed. Knuckles ran up to his much taller brother, ripping out the ax and punching him in the spine. Trebuchet was launched across the arena. Knuckles waited for Trebuchet to stand up, and as Trebuchet charged up a haymaker, Knuckles deflected it with his shield. Trebuchet lifted his hammer above his head, but before he could swing it down, Knuckles leapt onto him and began punching him in the face. Knuckles grabbed Trebuchet by the tail and began swinging him around and around, launching him into a wall. He ripped the bleeding echidna from the wall and threw him onto the ground.
"Alright, you are tied, the final round will decide your fates." said the king. "Yield, brother." said Knuckles to his brother, who sat in a puddle of blood. Trebuchet stood up. "That crown is mine, and I will get it and have sex with everyone in the kingdom!" he said, leaping at Knuckles. "FINAL ROUND! FIGHT!" yelled the king. "Hot dogs!" yelled Sonic.
The two brothers engaged in combat for the final time, each punch splattering blood across the arena. Knuckles was in so much pain but he continued to thug it out until he felt all the power go straight into his fists. His punches were rapid, wearing down Trebuchet's skin, causing blood to ooze from his chest. Trebuchet had his back against the wall, but he saw Will on the floor, his legs torn to shreds. He grabbed the injured mouse and swung him around like nunchucks, hitting Knuckles in the face.
Will's legs tore off like paper and he screamed like agony as he was sent flying through the arena into the crowd. The crowd started cheering and passing Will around, tearing off pieces of him and eating him. Will's mangled body fell into Sonic's arms. "Sonic, I'm in so much pain."
"Oh Will… WILL PARTS, GET YOUR FREE WILL PARTS HERE!" "Bring him to me, papi." said the obese echidna.
Knuckles elbowed Trebuchet and pinned him against the wall. Trebuchet coughed up blood, still holding the leg in his hand. The bone had been shattered and sharpened to a point, so Trebuchet tried to stab Knuckles with it, but Knuckles punched his villainous brother in the shoulder, paralyzing his arm. "Brother, yield. Don't make me kill you." said Knuckles, pushing down Trebuchet, putting his knuckle to his brother's throat. "I… I yield." said Trebuchet, looking away.
"Knuckles is our new king!" said Pachacamac. Knuckles raised his ax in victory as the crowd cheered. "Yes! Yes, big daddy Knuckles! I love you! Cover me in butter! I want to have your babies!" cried another grown ass man with a whole wife and kids.
"So Knuckles, before I hand over my crown to you, what do you want to do with Trebuchet?" asked Pachacamac, tickling his own… nevermind. "Let him live." said Knuckles, looking down at his brother. "Alright, so be it. But, as my last order as king…" Suddenly, the old king grabbed a dagger out of his pocket and violently stabbed Trebuchet in the testicles. "He'll live, but he deserves to be punished for being an asshole. Long live the king!"
The entire stadium began chanting. "SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! SLURP!" they chanted. Pachacamac looked Knuckles in the eyes and red lightning went into Knuckles' eyes and Pachacamac collapsed on the floor, dead. The entire crowd stared down at Knuckles, not noticing that Trebuchet was approaching Generic Female Echidna #831, Knuckles' fiance.
She was distracted and didn't notice the attacker approaching her with a dagger in his hand. Tails saw what was happening and nudged Sonic. "WHA-" yelled Sonic, startled. A bolt of lightning shot out of his hand, striking the obese echidna, sending him flying off his seat. That's when 831 noticed the attacker and screamed in terror. "Oh diddly doo!" screamed a muffled voice from above as the fat fuck landed on Trebuchet. Trebuchet screamed in agony as all his bones were brutally shattered under the weight of the fatass. "Oopise Poopsie, I shitted myself!" said the fatass.
"Hey! That guy saved the future queen!" said an echidna pointing at Sonic. "Huh?" asked Sonic, not realizing what had happened. Knuckles awoke from his dream, red lighting sparking from his fists. He stood up, turning towards the seats, seeing his terrified girlfriend, who had just been rescued from the murderer. 831 ran down to Knuckles, embracing him. "831… are you alright?" asked Knuckles, holding his queen in his arms. "I am now, my love. This blue man and his weird pet hamster saved me from your brother! She said.
Knuckles turned towards Sonic and Tails. "You've saved my pregnant fiance, I owe you everything. I will let you free, but I would be honored if you would attend my wedding." he said, approaching them. "Wow… nah." said Sonic. "We would be honored, your majesty."
30 minutes later Knuckles and 831 were standing at the altar. A big oiled up muscular macaw wizard was giving the ceremony. Sonic wasn't paying attention though, he was busy in the bathroom having liquid shits from eating the chili dogs in the buffet line. He stepped out back into the ceremony five hours later, walking up to Tails, and Will who was in a wheelchair. "So, Tails, what'd I miss?" asked Sonic. "The whole wedding, you dick! Anyways, dick, the war ended while you were on the shitter. Knuckles created peace within the first five hours."
"Well, it is what it- FUCKING SHIT!" said Sonic, spotting an attractive female echidna from the other side of the party. "Give me a moment, Tails," he said, walking off. Tails watched Sonic enter the backroom with this echidna and looked over and saw the obese echidna from earlier eying him. "Hey boo boo bear." said the echidna who was at least 40. He then noticed Will was gone. Suddenly the alarm went off. "Someone's stealing the emerald!" said Knuckles. "I shall return, my love." said Knuckles, kissing his wife. He ran into the temple ready to hunt down the thief. In the chaos, Sonic walked out the door, sneaking off with some more food and a few slices of cake in his pockets. "I thought you were christian. Isn't pleasure sex a sin or something?" said Tails. "Well, I didn't pull out, if she gets pregnant, oh well. Never coming back to this shithole anyways." said Sonic, shrugging. "Don't you have to be married to her, though?" "Whatever, let's just go home."
As the two of them walked out they saw Trebuchet walking into the wedding with a hammer. They paid no mind to the screams and the splattering through the service.
As they got to the edge of the jungle, a helicopter came down where Jim Armyguy leapt down and revealed that Will had stolen the second chaos emerald for the United Sonicshomecountry government. "What? You stole their priceless artifact? You're a monster!" said Tails. "Lick my dick, bitch!" said Armyguy, dragging Sonic and Tails onto the chopper. "HEDGEHOG! GET BACK HERE! YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" said Knuckles, running towards the helicopter. The chopper flew off and Sonic watched Knuckles solemnly. Knuckles sat down silently, prepared to share his backstory in the next chapter.
"So… what now?" asked Tails. "Well, now that we've been subjected to the horror of war in less than a day, let's deliver this package." "Not so fast, boys! Our government has decided to reward you two with the ultimate reward!" said Armyguy. Sonic and Tails waited for the ultimate reward, as Armyguy pulled out two pairs of red sneakers, one with a white band going down the middle. "I want that one!" said Sonic, pointing at the banded one. "Sneakers?" asked Tails, confused. Sonic promptly smacked the fuck outta Tails.
"Well, I guess I can get rid of these." said Sonic, pulling his boots off and putting them in his backpack. "So, can you fly us to Station Square?" asked Tails. "Yeah, I mean, you two and Will are the only soldiers who made it out alive. But, that's just the way it is. Sacrifices need to be made."
Sonic and Tails stepped off the helicopter and stared out into the large city. "So… where should we start?" asked Tails. "Got any money?" asked Sonic. "No, we just got back from war." "Then we know where to start." said Sonic, cracking his knuckles. "Give me a moment…" Sonic started thinking.
He turned the street corner and saw a Papa John's, a fucked up Papa John's, but aren't all Papa John's fucked up? He stepped inside and said "Give me a job." to the rotting corpse of a beaver. "Okay." said the corpse, reanimating, just to give Sonic a job. "I'm taking my first paycheck, if you don't mind. I bet 90% of this is from school field trips, huh?" said Sonic reaching into the register. "I'd imagine a bit more than that. Just take whatever you want, it doesn't matter. It's Papa John's. You start Monday, by the way." said the corpse. Sonic pulled out a few bills and walked out the door.
"Alright, I got a job, let's go." said Sonic to Tails. "So are we gonna find the mayor's daughter now?" said Tails, running up behind Sonic. "Yeah, eventually. Where is the mayor's house anyways?" Sonic looked behind himself and saw a suspicious pigeon holding a sniper rifle. He had a cut across his cheek and wore a black trench coat over a t-shirt with the mayor's face crossed out with an X. Heroin needles stuck out of his arm.
"Sir, do you know where the mayor's house is?" asked Sonic. "Sure, daddy! I was just going there myself!" The creepy pigeon man took the two friends to the mayor's house. There was a line of suspicious men all holding weapons lined up. "Gee, this guy must be popular." muttered Tails sarcastically.
"I EAT JUNGLE BRAINS!" yelled the pigeon, slapping Tails over the head. "Yeah, Tails! He eats jungle brains, you fucking bigot!" yelled Sonic, punching Tails in the face. A bull opened the door and began checking out all the suspicious men in the line. "You guys are clearly all assassins." he said, crossing his arms. The entire line groaned. "Ah shucks, you got us. Let's go home guys." said a koala with a pipe bomb. The entire line dispersed except for Sonic, Tails, and the pigeon. They approached the door. "You aren't gonna use that on the mayor, are you?" asked the security guard, pointing at Pigeon Man's gun.
"Nuh uh. I eat jungle brains." said Pigeon Man. "Seems valid, come on in!" he said, inviting the pigeon man inside. "What about you two?" asked the security guard, pointing at Sonic and Tails. "Pizza boys, look, we really promise to not kill the mayor. We have his nephew's package." said Sonic.
"I'll keep an eye on you, naranja." said the security guard, pointing at Tails. "Wow, that got really racist, alright, let's go." said Sonic, walking in. "You're still gonna eat your boot, right?" asked Tails. "Dude what? You're weird, high key." said Sonic, slapping down Tails. "Yeah, weirdo." said the bull.
The house was a mess, graffiti, bullet holes, and broken windows all over the place. The wallpaper was tearing off, revealing the dead corpses hidden inside. "What happened here?" asked Sonic to the bull. "Thugs like your friend here normally attack the good people of this city. We need a superhero to save us. Preferably a good looking hero, not like your ugly little fox here."
Suddenly, a chipmunk entered the room. He was balding and he had an ugly ass mustache. "You're Mayor Acorn?" asked Sonic, disgusted. "Yes, sorry about the mess, um, who are you?" said the mayor. "I EAT JUNGLE BRAINS!" yelled the pigeon man. "Fuck up, he was talking to me, Tails." said Sonic, slapping Tails. "What's that you're holding?" asked the mayor, pointing at the package. "Oh yeah, your nephew's fucking dead, this was for your daughter." "Alvin's d-dead?" asked the mayor, falling to his knees.
The bull was also clearly emotional. He put his hands on the side of his face. "Alvin has passed away?" "Finally! He's gone! What killed him? What got rid of that disgusting freak?" asked the mayor to Sonic. "I accidentally blew his head up." said Sonic, confused. "So you're the one who finally put him down? Well Sonic, you are a hero. He was a freak, a menace, he was hurting everyone in our family." said the mayor.
The mayor turned towards the stairs. "Sally! Sally, Alvin's dead! He died in war!" he said, triumphantly. "Wait, Sally's the one who this package is for." said Tails. "SHUT UP AND KNOW YOUR PLACE, FOX!" said the bull, hitting Tails. "Oh fuck, oh fuck." said Sonic, getting ready to vomit at the sight of whatever was coming down those stairs. From the top of the stairs was a red headed chipmunk girl with blue eyes, I'm not gonna get too descriptive because I'm not a fucking gooner or a furry, but she was attractive by chipmunk standards.
"He's gone? He's finally gone?" she said, covering her mouth. Sonic stared in silence for about five seconds. His jaw had dropped to the floor. "You're related to Alvin and this bald guy?" he asked. "Yes, yes I am." she said, raising her eyebrow. "But like, not adopted or anything, blood related?" asked Sonic, just to be sure. "Yes I am. Dad, who is this man?" asked Sally, pointing at Sonic. "He's the one that killed that fucking bastard Alvin." said the mayor, putting his hand on Sonic's shoulder. Sally burst into tears, hugging Sonic. "Thank you so much. You have no idea what you've done for us." she said, sobbing in his arms.
"What a bunch of loons." said Tails, muttering to himself. "I EAT JUNGLE BRAINS!" yelled the pigeon man. "He wanted us to give you this." said Tails, pulling out the box. Sally grabbed the box and opened it, looking horrified by the contents of the box. She immediately closed it and shuddered. "Yuck, he always had a thing for cutting off thumbs." she said, mortified.
"Nice cock." said the bull, showing how proud he was of Sonic. "Sonic, I'm gonna be honest with you, I was probably going to stab someone, maybe even myself, any day now, but this news has inspired me to live." said the mayor.
Sonic stood in silence. Without another word he took off his backpack, unzipped it, and pulled out his boots. He quickly bit down on the boots, his teeth ripping through the leather, the disgusting flavor and texture causing tears to form in his eyes. His noises were ferocious, he tore through the boot, strips of brown leather and rubber being stuck between his teeth. Everyone in the room was clearly concerned. He ripped out the metal in the toe of the boot, spitting it away onto the floor. Foam poured from his mouth as his eyes went bloodshot. Soon his boots were gone, and he was gripping his stomach, trying not to puke. "Um… are you alright?" asked Sally, looking down at him. She touched his shoulder and blue electricity coursed through his veins.
He quickly stood up and looked at her. "Um, yes. I'm perfectly fine. Well, um, we'll see you later. Come on, Tails." he said, looking back at Tails, who was also confused. "Wait, will you boys come to the city hall for the Insect Day festival in a week to be honored?" asked the mayor "Insect Day? Uh, yeah, sure." said Sonic. "Dress nicely though, lads." said the mayor.
Later, in an abandoned building behind a dumpster, Sonic and Tails sat down in a puddle. Blue lightning sparked off of Sonic. "So, after we get honored, where do you wanna go?" asked Tails. "Well, you do whatever you want, but I'm staying here. This city is completely fucked, they need a hero to save them, I'm not gonna stand here and wait." said Sonic, sounding really pretentious.
"Well, aren't your fabulous secret powers hard to activate?" asked Tails. "Yeah… I just need to figure out how to use them." said Sonic. "What happened on that battlefield that sparked them?" "Well, I was just sitting down thinking of a big sandwich." "And when you saw Sally you started sparking as well… maybe it's happy thoughts!" said Tails. "That's stupid, but let me think…" Sonic thought of punching Tails in his face and suddenly blue sparks shot off of his fur. "Woah… I guess your fruity little idea works!" said Sonic. Suddenly he sped off. His feet were so fast that they almost looked like a red onion ring.
"Wow, he's going so fast… now that he's a superhero, the next chapter should be so exciting! I can't wait to see where the next chapter takes the story!" said Tails, watching the blue blur speed off. Suddenly, Pigeon Man came out holding his sniper, shooting Tails in the spine. Tails wailed in pain. "What was that for?" asked Tails.
"Spin your tails." said the pigeon man. Suddenly Tails' tails began to spin, the bones holding them in place shattered by the bullet. They spun faster and faster until they began to lift tails up into the air. "Woah! Thanks Pigeon Man!"
"I EAT JUNGLE BRAINS!"
Meanwhile, Sonic ran through the city. He looked at all the skyscrapers, all the pedestrians he was running over, all the violent crimes, and he knew that he had to save this place. It's what the nuns, his ghost lion dad, his dead mom, his not-dad who turned into a mushroom, and Santa Claus would want.
Little did he know, he would have to wait until chapter four, because the next chapter would be Knuckles' backstory…