Lincoln Loud, Quiet Kid: QnA (Quiet and Answers)
AN: This one is an AU where Lincoln Loud is labeled as the certain cliche/trope called "The Quiet Kid". This may contain dark, comedic or mature themes not suitable for kids. Discretion and/or Parental Involvement/Adult Supervision might be advised. This is a QnA portion which isn't part of the AU timeline. As much as possible, I'd like to avoid spoilers for the future chapters. That said, certain questions will be answered in hopes to clarify the readers of their concerns.
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-Welcome to the "Quiet" Question and Answers portion of the Loud House AU, "Lincoln Loud, Quiet Kid" where certain questions will be entertained for the sake of those who are reading this story! I'm your host, Pirohiko-Baltazar (or Healer-Raphael) but just call me PiroBal and I'm with the resident "Quiet Kid" of the Loud Family, Lincoln Albert Loud! [Round of Applause and Family Feud theme]-
PiroBal: Well then, just to clarify some things. Questions will either be italicized/underlined while answers will be given by our guest of honor in form of "quoted" text since… well, he'd rather not talk.
Lincoln nods as we proceed with the questions. I then shuffle the cards and given the first question.
In order from oldest to youngest sister… give your honest opinion for each of them! Do you love them?
PiroBal: Oh this one is simple. What do you think Lincoln?
Lincoln then wrote the following and showed it to our jumbo screen.
"First of is Lori. She's confident, efficient and authoritative. She's a good leader for all of us."
The audience awed of the answers, even me and Lori at the first row seat.
"But she often time is such a b1tch and a control freak. And had this superiority complex of being 'firstborn' that pains us in the neck. She can be rude and annoying and a liar, not once to admit mistakes. A frequent flatulent not on par with Lily. Often times, I'm having a conflicted feeling on whether or not I'd label her as the 'worst sister' among the rowdy bunch."
The audience shared their 'oofs' [pained grunts] as for me too. Lori covers herself in shame.
Luna: Dang, he got you there.
Luan: No kidding. I'm afraid of what he'll say next to me.
Luna: He wasn't lying though. Lori, you need to lay off the habit.
Lori: Shut up, all of you… I don't wanna hear it!
"Leni comes next. The only thing I had trouble with is that… she's a dense r3t4rd… no offense. But that is overshadowed by the fact that she's very nice, naive but kind and forgiving. I think I love her more than the rest. She's not technically my favorite but… she's getting close. Despite being mentally challenged and often had to clarify things for her and having to separate metaphors from literal word string, it's all countered by the fact that she'll see less of your bad side and more of the good. I don't want that to be taken out of her… that innocence is why I still tolerate human life."
The audience clapped as Leni sobbed tears of joy.
LJ: I mean… the first part was uncalled for but… hey, at least the rest was good.
Luna: Oh geez, I'm next.
"Luna… What can I say? She's noisy and often infuriating… you'd go deaf just being with her."
Luna: Way harsh, bro.
Luan: Ouch… I'm next after you, Lu. I'm expecting worse.
"But never call her tone deaf. Her musical talent is quite need tuning but she had the drive and determination to do so. I never once told them this but Luna is by-far the closest thing I'd have for a favorite. She's just as caring and often her music could move a soul. Whether it be R&B, Rock, Lullabies, Acoustics or Soft-core music. You name it, she got it."
The audience awed, at least that's a redemption. Unexpected but good enough.
"Luan… *sigh*… of course, our resident clown. She's an over-the-top prankster. She's make a joke of almost everything, whether it be a good scenario or a bad one."
Luan: True… I don't see the bad part.
"As an aspiring comedian, she had the spark. Her jokes can often turn a frown upside down. And she could be obnoxiously and ominously optimistic and that's fine… the only thing I hate about her is her bloody pranks. Seriously, especially during April. But I'm zen enough to avoid them… but not everyone. If there's anything, I'd like for her to keep exploring the world of comedy but… avoid excessively dark humor like Auschwitz-jokes."
Luan: I would not go that far! [spoiler: Her future boyfriend is a Yiddish/German-Jew]
"Lynn's the last of the elder sisters. She's quite the talent. Despite being a girl, she's a capable athlete. Biologically, this might be harmful for her but I haven't seen signs of that…yet. If you need a martial arts teacher, she's rather dependable."
LJ: Thanks bro!
"The only thing I'd see as a nuisance on her is her luck rituals or habits. Nothing wrong with having faith but it is often misplaced to some false entities. Superstition and all. And her over competitiveness makes the games not fun. Sure, I'd like the thrill of a challenge with her and the sense of achievement, but that is turning into an inferiority complex… I'd like to eradicate that. She'll have to see that a game is just that. No lives lost, nor ruined. Just for fun competition. If she doesn't let go of her mentality… it'll kill her, bet on it."
Lucy: Well, he's not wrong.
LJ: Am I really that bad?
The sisters nodded in agreement.
LJ: Sorry guys. I hope you can forgive me. I promise, I'll lay it off and try to not be gloating.
[Spoiler: Somewhere in the future, NSL will be deconstructed into something much tolerable in this AU]
"Coming next are the younger sisters. Lucy will be first. All I can say is that she's the gloom and doom, goth, pessimistic girl that could be compared to Wednesday Addams. But deep that dark exterior is something else. She's just a realist that doesn't expect too much of the world, a defence against disappointments, but she does take breaks from the darkness. I'm her light to counter her shadow and that's fine with me. She's much closer to me that I'll consider her as another of my favorites. Plus she's just mystically and spiritually inclined rather than dealing with the mundane. Vampires, werewolves… she knows it, loves it. Poetic and can be relateable at heart. She knows the pain of being ignored that she's just easy to draw in and be your companion. And she's not always sarcastic… often she's just trying to defend people with high hopes from being defeated. She may be spooky, but she can't scare me."
Lucy: I do take breaks from the dark. Like Leni, Lincoln is the only reason why I still tolerate human life.
[I'm not even gonna bother on what spoiler to expect. Y'all know what I mean.]
"The first twin, Lana… could be quite a handful. She's a 'grease monkey' to put it simple. She's like Lynn or Luna in a way… a tomboy. A girl that prefers boyish style of approach. Muddy and often hates bath… being with her is very tedious… but never a dull moment. Despite this, she's a pet lover, often shows maternal or motherly instincts to animals. Our house pets tends to play with her, and often times… it gets dangerous since we have a pet snake, frog and lizard. I try to make sure the snake doesn't eat our hamster. All in all, she's more down-to-earth in both literal and figurative reasons. She knows when she made a fault and at least makes up for it. All the more reason to love her."
Lana: I luv you too, Linky.
Lola: What about me?
"Lola… bratty, snobbish, and quite petty for a prim princess. Ironic that Lana is the one with pets. Easily angered, sometimes my sisters are scared of her… not me. She could blackmail anyone and see more of dirt to people that Lana ever did. Ironic, I know. She prefers to have a divine look on herself and focuses more on the exterior rather than the interior… the heart."
Shared 'oofs' [pained grunts] moment. Lola was about to sob in sadness until…
"But… She's talented and quite headstrong. She's ferocious and brave, never to back down or cower in fear… except from me. She's firm and knows what she wants with herself. A bit greedy but… she's wise enough on expenditure… which is why I often scold her for splurging budget for surplus makeup. However, she's gifted with pageantry and ace in these beauty contests. I coach her, and help her most of the time. Trade secret, hiring me as pageant coach is expensive. As pricey as going to Starbucks for a latte-cappuccino. She's never the 'Pageant Queen' for no reason. The only thing I could have taught her is humility… to know that there will be always someone better and to accept that. To accept certain flaws and improve from it. That… and she's still a bit dyslexic and had trouble reading."
Lola: I'm sorry. I promise I'll be better.
Lisa: Well, I'll be expecting quite some words from our elder brother unit from this.
"Lisa… what can you say to a young genius. She earned a PhD from a young age and quite the scientific mind. Although, she's too detached from her surrounding and less sociable as she prefers intellectual conversations… I'd give her a piece of advice to at least increase her circle of trust and friendship. To at least be open to those who aren't as intellectual as her. No, I'm not just referring to myself… We both can handle smart talk often times. What's the worth of flourishing into the fields of math and science if you have none to compare or share it with."
PiroBal: I'm speaking from my college experience. What Lincoln wrote is true. Often times, there will be less people who could match with out mental prowess, so it wouldn't do you harm to at least help others level with you or at least, accommodate to level with theirs.
"Indeed. Not only that but we both had this ability to hold our emotions but… I know if she's disappointed or dissuaded by failures or imperfection… I'm always there to help her cope with it. Especially during the times that she made certain mishaps on the beakers and explosions occur. Nobody is perfect, but I know it's not an excuse to not improve but… improvement starts with self-acceptance and humility… to accept imperfections and flaws and move from it. A master had more errors, more wrongs than a novice did but they exist for us to learn from it… not to shame us because of it. Shame is only when there's arrogance, pride before the fall, that we won't accept the flaw in design and fix it. What I could say with Lisa is… she's a prodigy, a genius, but even a genius has defects that they work onto improvement. Better to be honest about it than hide it. That and there's emotional and moral issues."
Lisa: That's… quite enlightening. I'd never cross the line of immoral works. I know to myself that I'm human, so thank you brother unit. I'll keep trying to improve until my last breath.
"Lily's last. What to say? She's just a baby. A giggly, innocent bundle of mirth and joy. The only thing I don't like about her is her diaper issues. Seriously, what is with the milk formula that we feed her… I still wonder. But she's just too cheerful and I wouldn't have it any other way. She's too adorable, anyone that dares to harm a hair out of her will feel certain doom! All in all, I love Lily so much. I'm a responsible older brother and will keep a lookout to my Lily-bug. But to my other sisters, could you at least help me with her diapers. I can't always be there to do it!"
Lily giggles as the rest of the crowd awes in the sight of cuteness.
PiroBal: Unfortunately, we'll have the other questions for next time so we'll answer just a few questions that doesn't contain much spoilers of the next chapters.
I heard you say the "N-Word", so do you have a pass for that? Does Clyde know?
PiroBal: Hold on, who told you that? I didn't? I didn't hear anything? We didn't know that…
"Fine… PiroBal… you don't have to pretend for everyone's sake".
Clyde: Wait, did you say n[bleep]?
"I did… once, when you're still going wee-tarded for Lori. Got a problem?"
Clyde: Uh… no. But, I didn't expect it. Since we're best buddies, I appreciate the honesty but, I could allow you to keep saying it… only if I'm around. That way, people will stop harassing… especially the SJW's.
"Thanks, n[bleep]"
Clyde: Okay… but do tone it down and don't get used to it… please. We may be best buds but… I'd still hope for the safe side of the spectrum. You're not VanossGaming [Evan Fong] afterall.
PiroBal: You watch VanossCrew?
"We do… I know you too. But you once removed your subscription from a certain… Pablo after learning of the drama and issue. I can't blame you. He did something bad."
Clyde: Oh can I say the C[bleep] word? You are Asian, afterall?
PiroBal: Suit yourself, Clyde. But that's all we have for today. I hope the questions for the next session will be as colorful as this one. As per usual, everybody say it!
GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND SHALOM ALEICHEM [Hebrew: PEACE BE ONTO YOU!]
-QnA 1 End-
AN: This is the first QnA portion of this AU and sadly, we have to keep it short to avoid spoilers for the next chapters. Not only that but, the purpose of this portion is just to clarify some things in order to stop any negativism that may arose from readers. However, beware of certain bleeps or censorship as Lincoln might say words that are offensive to certain demographic. Just as that once Lincoln said the N-Word without Clyde hearing it. I'll try to make sure it doesn't reach VanossGaming level of offensive.
Even if Lincoln is considered the reserved child in this AU, that doesn't mean that Lincoln will not speak when needed to be. As you see, he wrote his answers in the board for people to see rather than saying them orally. He'd rather keep certain things to himself.
I'd like to invite MKM2K/Hades Disciple for a joint partnership for this one. I hope he'll agree to help me on this. This will be posted in FanFiction [I'm not permanently back], Wattpad [just in case], and Deviantart.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this new project that I've done. Thank you for reading. Any questions will be answered in PM if available. Please leave a like, follow, review. And as always: God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace be with you/Shalom Aleichem!