The Brothers and the Others

by ThePizzaLovingTurtle

Inkopolis and beyond is full of weirdoes. But this Inkopolis is much farther from that, where the Octarians are either lazy or battle-obsessed weirdoes, Inkopolis itself is swarmed by jellyfish mobs, and there are also two brothers living on a house on a hill and the friends they've met along the way. Follow-up to The Bate Brothers' Adventures. Going on for 7 years.

25. BroBro's Bizarre Adventures

Splatoon: BroBro's Bizarre Adventure: Also known as the JoJo April Fool's Parody Chapter

WRRRRRRRYYYYY!

Sharqathan Batestar breathed in and out deeply, his eyebrows narrowed in anger, his arms ripped and scarred. Splino Bato, his supposed brother stood in front of him, taunting him with a calm yet intimidating expression, the two posing dramatically over a dark balcony, the stars blinking above them. Splin's vampiric claws were folded neatly. Behind them, a spectator watched with bated breath.

Mariawagon, her black and white top hat tilted down, staring at the two manly Inklings with incredulous, terrified eyes, sweating profusely. "Sharq's expelling the reference extract…! He hasn't given up yet!"

After Mariawagon's astute yet somewhat unnecessary observation, Sharqathan raised his fists, dark blue ink rippling around them, his breath turning to steam in the chilly night air, his muscles growing ever defined with his battle stance. Splino laughed condescendingly, standing on one of his legs, glaring back at Sharqathan, a ghostly aura growing around him.

"Why so serious? Are you seriously going to keep struggling?" Splino taunted, Sharqathan grunting in response.

Splino scoffed, grinning evilly, showing off his devilish fangs. "No matter how many strength power-ups you stack on your gear, Inkling effort has its limits. No matter how much common sense you use;"

Splino's eyes blood veins seemed to intensify.

"It's USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS! Could a Super Sea Snail fight a man?!"

Sharqathan answered that by picking up a nearby Salty, who sat there minding its own business. Sharqathan's fist glowed, setting Salty's shell alight. Sharqathan then proceeded to knock off Splino's head off using his Super Sea Snail Overdrive attack, sending Splino falling off the edge of the balcony, where he "died" instantly until two parts later in the series where he...you know what, that's a spoiler, I'm just going to end it here.

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Author's...You know what, this was really not a good idea. Not only I am probably going to get copyright claimed double teamed by both Nintendo, DavidProuctions, and maybe Araki, I'm going to get flack from the readers as well. This was all a mistake, brb, erasing this story. gg world.

("Real" Chapter coming right after this one)