Yujiro vs Palpatine

"What have I done?" Anakin said, dropping his lightsaber at his act of killing Mace Windu.

Seeing his chance to put his plans in motion, Palpatine stood before the Jedi.

"You are fulfilling your destiny, Anakin." He told him. "Become my apprentice. Learn to use the dark side of the force."

"I wouldn't recommend doing that, young Skywalker."

Both turned to see the 8th Booty Warrior Yujiro Hanma approach, seemingly out of nowhere.

"What is this?" Palpatine demanded. "Who are you and how did you get in here?"

"The only thing you have to worry about is how you will walk again, Palpatine," The Ogre said with a sultry grin. "After I'm done giving you back shots."

"I beg your pardon?" Palpatine questioned.

"You heard me, Palpy Boo," Yujiro said. "I'm gonna show you the true meaning of ultimate power, by clapping your Sith cheeks."

He then slurped aggressively.

"You dare challenge me?!" Palpatine hissed. "I am all of the Sith!"

"And I am all of the warriors!" Yujiro declared. "Now prepare that ass for a clapping."

Palpatine tried to use force lightning on him, but it had no effect on the 8th Booty Warrior.

"What is this?! How are you-"

Before he could finish, Yujiro bitch slapped him, sending him to the floor like a ragdoll.

"You made two mistakes today, Palpatine," Yujiro told him. "One was planning genocide on the jedi order, which involves murdering children." He started rubbing his hands together. "And your second mistake was not using the force to lube up your booty."

"No, this can't be happening!" Palpatine panicked. "This is inhumane!"

"The only thing that's inhumane is you plotting to murder children." Yujiro said. "Now prepare for the force of my back shots."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Several hours of painful back shots later…

"As for you, young Skywalker." Yujiro said, turning to the Jedi after having dealt punishment to the Sith lord.

"Are you going to punish me as well?" Anakin asked, concern on his face.

"Actually, I'm gonna give you a chance to redeem yourself." Yujiro told him. "A chance to bring balance to the multiverse, not just the force."

"How?" Anakin asked.

"There is power beyond the Sith and Jedi, even beyond the Grey Jedi." Yujiro said. "I offer you a chance to become my apprentice, and become a Booty Warrior to punish the booties of villainy."

"Will I be able to save Padme?" Anakin asked.

"Yessir, my boy." Yujiro nodded. "You can also revive your mother and bring justice to the universe."

"Then I accept." Anakin said with determination. "If it redeems my soul, I will walk the path you offer!"

"Very well, get on your knees so I can pat your head."

Anakin did as he was told, the Ogre putting a hand to his head.

"I like ya and I want ya." Yujiro chanted. "Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours."

Anakin felt a surge of great power within, including a great hunger for booty.

"Rise, Anakin Skywalker, 11th Booty Warrior."

And there's another fanmade Yujiro vs. This was suggested by B1llyButcher, and I thought Anakin would make a potential Booty Warrior, at least at the moment before he turns to the dark side. I've also been thinking up more ideas, and after the Mirko vs Myne, I've brainstormed some Booby Warrior ideas involving Vaggie.

Now, back to my main stories. As usual, feel free to leave suggestions and I'll get around to it when I can. Have a good day!