Waldorf The Wolf Who Ate His Weetabix:
Wolfie the big bad wolf of Far Far Away had been imprisoned for the murder of the three little pigs called Heimlich (Hard Hat), Dieter (Railroad Hat), and Horso (Brown Hat). As well as damaging their properties Heimlich (Hard Hat)'s house was made out of straw, Dieter (Railroad Hat)'s house was made out of sticks, and Horso (Brown Hat)'s house was made out of bricks. Wolfie was awaiting his punishment from King Harold and Queen Lillian the rulers of Far Far Away. But Wolfie was not responsible for the three little pigs' death and damage of their properties. It was in fact his evil twin brother Waldorf who was jealous of him and wanted to make him pay. So at night he crept over to Wolfie's house and stole his clothes which was little red riding hood's grandmother's nightwear as well as drugging his younger brother with strong sleeping pills which would keep him asleep for a long time.
The next morning he dressed up in Wolfie's clothes and had a bowl of Weetabix before starting his day. By having his Weetabix it gave him energy to carry out his daily duties. He left his home and went into the forest and sat under a tree and was feeling hungry. He noticed a house made out of straw and knew a little pig was living there. He decided to go and investigate.
Waldorf knocked on the house of straw.
"Little pig, little pig please let me in!" he pleaded.
" Wolfie is that you " asked Heimlich (Hard Hat).
"Yes it is!" Waldorf lied.
When Heimlich (Hard Hat) opened his straw door he was horrified as it was not Wolfie at all it was Waldorf.
With that Waldorf gobbled up Heimlich (Hard Hat) and blew his straw house down.
In the distance he saw Heimlich (Hard Hat)'s brother Dieter (Railroad Hat) house made out of sticks and just like Heimlich (Hard Hat) he suffered the same fate. Finally he approached Horso (Brown Hat) house made of bricks and just like his two younger brothers Horso (Brown Hat) he too was destined to loose life and property. Then that following afternoon he returned back Wolfie's clothes as well as check if had come round from the sleeping pills he had drugged him with the previous night. Wolfie was still fast asleep. He then happily returned home.
Princess Fiona, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and Cinderella's sister Doris had witnessed what Waldorf was up to and believed that Wolfie was behind it so Princess Fiona along with the other fairytale princesses went to see Princess Fiona's father King Harold and informed at what they had witnessed. Afterwards they went to inform their friends Donkey, Dragon, Puss In Boots Gengy, Pinocchio about the deaths of Heimlich (Hard Hat), Dieter (Railroad Hat), and Horso (Brown Hat) and held a vigil to remember them.
The next day dawned and Wolfie was woken by King Harold and his guards.
"Wolfie the big bad wolf I am here to arrest you for the murders of Heimlich (Hard Hat), Dieter (Railroad Hat), and Horso (Brown Hat) and the destruction of their properties!" King Harold announced.
"But wait a minute I did no such thing!" Wolfie protested.
"Silence!" roared King Harold.
"You will come to the castle where you shall be imprisoned and be put on trial for your crimes!" said King Harold.
With that Wolfie was handcuffed and was led from his home to the castle where you would await his trial.
Waldorf was hiding behind a tree and watched as his brother was handcuffed and escorted to the castle along with King Harold and his guards.
Waldorf chuckled to himself.
"Revenge is sweet!" he said.
In the afternoon he headed to the Poison Apple Pub where he was greeted by barmaid Mabel who was Cinderella's other sister.
"Hello love, what can I get ya?" she asked.
" I will have a scotch on the rocks please darling" he replied.
Mabel responded with a smile and made his alcoholic beverage and handed it to him.
He downed like a shot and asked Mabel for another.
After his drink he announced that Wolfie had been arrested and that the three little pigs were no more.
He then left the pub and went and sat under a tree in the forest.
"Well, well I wonder how Wolfie is locked up in prison. Those three little pigs were delicious ! I wonder if there is any more delicious treats that I can eat! Oh Waldorf you're great! Ha! Ha!" cackled Waldorf.
But what he did not know that Donkey, Gengy, Pinocchio, and Puss In Boots had overheard Waldorf's confession.
The friends gasped.
"We must go and tell Princess Fiona!" said Donkey.
Gengy, Pinocchio, and Puss In Boots nodded in agreement and headed to the swamp where Princess Fiona and Shrek lived.
"Princess! Princess!" shouted Donkey as him, Gengy, Pinocchio, and Puss In Boots ran to the entrance of Princess Fiona and Shrek's house.
"What is it Donkey?" Princess Fiona asked.
"Princess, Wolfie's innocent! He never murdered Heimlich (Hard Hat), Dieter (Railroad Hat), and Horso (Brown Hat) and the destroyed their properties!" Gengy revealed.
"It was a wolf called Waldorf we overheard him!" Puss In Boots informed them.
"Come with me, we have to tell my father before Wolfie receives his punishment!" said Princess Fiona and with that Princess Fiona along with Donkey, Gengy, Pinocchio, and Puss In Boots headed to the palace of Far Far Away.
Once there Princess Fiona demanded to see her parents. The guards let her, Donkey, Gengy, Pinocchio, and Puss In Boots enter.
"Dad!" shouted Princess Fiona.
"Hello dear! How come you and your friends here?" asked King Harold.
" It is Wolfie the big bad wolf!" replied Princess Fiona.
"What about him?" queried King Harold.
"He's innocent!" Donkey roared.
"Yes your highness, Wolfie never murdered Heimlich (Hard Hat), Dieter (Railroad Hat), and Horso (Brown Hat) and the destroyed their properties!" said Puss In Boots.
"Me, Pinocchio, Donkey, and Puss In Boots all heard him! He is called Waldorf" added Gengy.
King Harold stood there deep in thought.
"Okay, I will bring Wolfie out and asked him if he knows this wolf you are all talking about!" King Harold responded.
It was not long till Wolfie was led out of his prison cell and appeared in front of Princess Fiona, Donkey, Gengy, Pinocchio, and Puss In Boots.
"Princess, Donkey, Gengy, Pinocchio, Puss In Boots what are you all doing here?" Wolfie questioned.
"We are here to free as we know it was not you who murdered Heimlich (Hard Hat), Dieter (Railroad Hat), and Horso (Brown Hat) and the destroyed their properties! It was done by a wolf called Waldorf!" said Donkey.
"Waldorf?" said Wolfie.
Princess Fiona, Donkey, Gengy, Pinocchio, and Puss In Boots nodded.
Wolfie fell to the floor in disbelief.
"You know him?" queried King Harold.
Wolfie nodded.
"He's my evil twin brother!" Wolfie said.
"As there were witnesses who witnessed what Waldorf said I shall have him arrested for the murders of Heimlich (Hard Hat), Dieter (Railroad Hat), and Horso (Brown Hat) and the destruction of their properties as well as perverting the court of justice!" announced King Harold and with that he went off with his guards in search of Waldorf and to arrest him for his crimes.
It was not long till Waldorf was brought to the palace handcuffed as he was dragged through the courtroom he growled at Wolfie.
"Take Waldorf to his prison cell as tomorrow he will be put on trial for his crimes!" ordered King Harold.
The next day dawned and Waldorf was taken from his cell to the courtroom of Far Far Away and was led to the defendant's box in handcuffs led by two of King Harold's guards.
The judge started the trial.
Princess Fiona, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and Cinderella's sister Doris along with Wolfie, Donkey, Gengy, Pinocchio, and Puss In Boots as well as Waldorf gave their evidence of what happened on the day that Heimlich (Hard Hat), Dieter (Railroad Hat), and Horso (Brown Hat) were murdered and their properties destroyed.
After hearing the evidence put before him the judge adjourned the court and headed back to his office to decide what Waldorf had done unlawful or not.
It did not take the judge long to come to his verdict and headed back to the courtroom.
"Waldorf could you please stand" said the judge.
Waldorf stood up.
"After hearing the evidence in this courtroom. I have no question that you did murder Heimlich (Hard Hat), Dieter (Railroad Hat), and Horso (Brown Hat) and destroy their properties as well as frame your brother Wolfie for your crime. Throughout today's hearing you have shown no remorse for what you did which gives me no choice but to find you guilty and that you shall be executed at dawn tomorrow!" said the judge.
Waldorf growled.
"You call this justice! I am innocent!" roared Waldorf.
"Order!" shouted the judge as he banged his hammer on the desk.
"Take him down to the cells!" ordered King Harold.
The guards nodded and wrestled with Waldorf as he and the guards left the courtroom with Waldorf protesting his innocence.
Waldorf would now be executed for his crimes as he thought he would get away with it scot-free but he thought wrong and was now facing his punishment.
A few days after Waldorf's execution Wolfie along with Princess Fiona, Donkey, Gengy, Pinocchio, and Puss In Boots went to Waldorf's grave to pay their respects.
Wolfie had brought a bouquet of red and white roses to lay at Waldorf's grave.
"Even though you framed me for your crimes, you're still my brother, and I love you very much. May you rest in peace dear brother!" said Wolfie as he lay the bouquet of roses at Waldorf's graveside. Princess Fiona, Donkey, Gengy, Pinocchio, and Puss In Boots comforted Wolfie as tears began to roll down his face.
"Come on Wolfie, come back to the swamp with us" Princess Fiona suggested.
Wolfie nodded.
So with that Wolfie and his friends headed back to the swamp.
But Waldorf would still remain dear to Wolfie regardless of what he had done and visited his brother's grave everyday.
So this is what happened to Waldorf the wolf who had eaten his Weetabix.
(This story was inspired by the Weetabix TV advert where the wolf ate his Weetabix and changed the fairytale ending of The Three Little Pigs)