I love you Lexi! ( not like that but you reviewed so . . . AWESOMEST. PERSON. EVAH. ) This chapter will answer your questions ;)
Piper: We're all gonna die. She winked
Hazel: Shit
Leo: don't cuss
My God power is down to-
Leo: YOU HAVE GOD POWERS?!
God power is down to 35% now, I left for a day and NO JASON YOU CANT CREATE GREEK FIRE HERE- PERCY NO YOU'RE GOING TO FLOOD THE- PIPER WHERE DID THAT COROLLA COME FROM- LEO DONT BURN THE-FRANK HAZEL WHAT ARE YOU-WHERES ANNABETH AND CALYPSO-
Let's start this before I lose total control.
To: Percy Have you told Annabeth you kissed Rachel yet? And by the way Perico is you and Nico. -Lexi
Annabeth: .
Frank: Percy! Run!
Leo: We'll hold her back!
Annabeth: PERSEUS JACKSON IM GOING TO SEND YOU BACK TO TARTARUS
Percy: *backs into wall* Wait, this isn't my fault-
Annabeth: WHEN DID YOU KISS RACHEL OF ALL PEOPLE
Percy: Well, I was in ' car with Rachel by the ocean and-
Annabeth: YOU. WERE. IN. A. CAR. WITH. RACHEL.
Rachel: Yolo b*tches!
Annabeth: ARGHHHH!
Rachel: OH SH*T
Annabeth: YOU KISSED MY BOYFRIEND IM GONNA KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Rachel: BUT HE WASNT YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN I DID THAT
Annabeth: Really? Oh then whateveves
Percy: *reads title*Perico is me and Narissus? What does that mean?
Jason: Not Narissus, NICO
Percy: me and Nico what?
Jason: you and Nico IN A RELA-
Nico: DIE IN H*LL B*TCH ( stabs Jason 3164 times with butter knife; shoot Jason in head with gun; sends Jason to Tartarus)
Percy: In a relative? Is Zeus going to eat us like Kronos?
Annabeth: *facepalm*facepalm*facepalm* Seaweed brain is officially a RITARD, DUMBASS, AND A IDIOT
Percy: Why
Annabeth: Just kill me now.
HAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . . , .
Yeah ok I have gone insane . . . Bye bye!
-kittydj
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