I swear on the River Styx that you guys are simply astounding. I ask for 35 reviews and you got 45 REVIEWS SOMEHOW.

Lexi(guest): I don't ship solangelo though it is super cute so . . . No Solangelo in my stories. -.-' sorry.

(Author's Note as of 5/29/17: LIES YES I DO SHIP SOLANGELO I HATE MY PREVIOUS SELF)

lunarchroniclesandcockatiels: I know! CALEO FOR THE WIN!

greekgodsrox: Hehehe . . . You'll find out in this chapter


To Percy: Relationship, You're In a RELATIONSHIP with Nico- Lunarchroniclesandcockatiels & greekgodsrox

Percy: No, I'm definitely not.

Percy: You people are crazy.

Percy: Nico I need o speak with you

Percy: So Nico, wh-

(Jason is behind Percy and gasping and hyperventilating and having a shaking fit)

Percy: WTF JASON

Jason: OH MA GAWDS

Jason: ITS HAPPENING, MY DREAM IS HAPPENING

Nico: YOU'RE DAT CREPPE STALKER THAT ASKED ME WHAT I WOULD NAME MY CHILDREN YOU CREEPE HOW DO YOU KNOW I WILL EVEN HAVE CHILDREN YOU IS A CREPPE STALKER

Jason: Where'd you get that idea

Nico: you're kidding right?

Nico: YOU SLAM OPEN THE DOORS OF MY ROOM AT ONE IN THE MORNING AND SCARE THE HADES OUT OF ME THEN YOU SEARCH MY CLOSET FOR SOME DAM FRIKIN REASON AND YOU STEAL MY POMEGRANATES AND THEN YOU SAY IN YO FACE AND YOU ELETROCUTE THE POMEGRANATES AND-

Piper: YOU GO TO NICO'S ROOM AT ONE IN THE MORNING

Piper: WHY DO YOU SEARCH HIS CLOSET

Piper: NICO IS RIGHT YOU ARE A CREPPE STALKER

Leo: REJECTION

Annabeth: Shut the Hades up Leo

Hazel: You guys are all psychos

Hazel: Someone get me a frapichino.


Next update in 20 min! Stay tuned!

-kittydj