Ask the Demigods

by Kittydj

A collection of questions asked to the seven and other demigods/gods. May have some cursing. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! *Note as of June 2024: While the story is marked as complete, there may be sporadic uploads containing previously unanswered questions. All events in this story take place in a timeline that only considers events in and prior to 'The Hidden Oracle'.

32. Lazel vs Frazel

HI! I HAVE RETURNED!

Nico: Quit it with your happiness.

OK, Ok FINE! Today I am FINALLY doing one of my own questions (it's been 17 chapters . . . .but it means I have 57 pending reviews. . . My life never gets easier . . . )

I'm also quite surprised that some of you still have a month of school! Hang in there!

And without further ado, today's special chapter! (No question)

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To Percy: What would you do if I told you Lazel was better than Frazel-Chinatownmaiden

Zeus: WHAT ABOUT PERCABETH

Kittydj(aka me): Oh shut up, I'm the author here not you!

Zeus: *throws thunderbolts everywhere, leaves*

Me: ^3^

Me: Learned it from Percy.

Percy: I HATE YOU CHINAMAIDEN WHATEVER

Percy: LAZEL IS JUST LIKE TARTARUS AND FRAZEL IS LIKE ELYSIUM

Leo: I beg to differ

Frank: Remember what I said about ripping your head off?

Leo: Uh . . . heh heh!

Frank:

Hazel: Frank, don't be so mean to Leo!

Percy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Annabeth: (-_-)

Percy: LOOK A WHALE

Annabeth: $%# &*^

Percy: O.O

Jasper: ... there's something wrong with everyone today.

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-kittydj