Long time no see guys! (P.S Don't kill me for going on haitus . . . I'M SORRY! T^T) Anyway, Summer is here (for a long time) and I am dying. Chinese class 5 days of the week, the dam computer is prohibited(T^T) . So . . . I'm pretty much trying to wake up at 1:00 in the morning every day to type fanfiction, I hope to give morwe updates . . . but seriously? I update more during school months than in summer? I feel like a sorry excuse for a writer.
Lexi(guest): I am never reading an R-rated fic EVER AGAIN. EVER. This chapter is about that . . . somewhat.
To the 7/Nico/Thalia: Lemons vs. Watermelons. -Lexi
Annabeth: It depends. What kinda lemon?
Lexi(I think this is what you would say!) :The fanfiction kind.
Annabeth: O.O
Annabeth: HOLY HERA
Percy: Whazza lemon in fanfiction?
Annabeth: *hands out a printout to everyone except Frazel*
Percy: O.O
Jason: O.O
Leo: O.O
Piper: O.O
Jasper,Leo, and Percy: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Percy: ANNABETH WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jason: HOLY MOTHER F*UCKING HERA! WHAT THE F*CKING SH*T?!
Leo: I NEVER WANT TO READ A LEMON AGAIN
Piper: I WANNA GOUGE OUT MY EYES HOLY HERA
Frazel: ?
Hazel: Show me
Percy: NOBODY SHOW THEM THEIR INNOCENCE WILL GO OUT THE WINDOW
Leo: *shows story to Frazel*
Percy: LEO NO!
Frazel: *le read*
Frazel: O.O
Frazel: *le die*
Kittydj: MWA HA HAAAAAAAAA!
Hera: I'm not exactly appreciating you using my name to cuss.
The 7: HOLY HERA DO WE LOOK LIKE WE CARE?! WATERMELONS!
Lexi: ;D
Kittydj: *hi fives Lexi*
The 7: *le die*
Yay! You have your chapter! Oh and IMPORTANT! If you wish to read another one of these kinds of story, go read a story my friend ThineWorstEnemy wrote! It's called Demigod Conspiracies and it has a lot more cussing and mature stuff but the style is similar so go read and review his story!
-kittydj